It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas Bowls It's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and Toledo Rate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody! What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bull A football game in Birmingham we actually want to wa...
Dec 23, 2024•1 hr 8 min
RIP our mentions (all of them) Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks Indiana did fine, actually Blowouts are also fine, actually Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes] Checking in on Live Laugh Lane Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Ari...
Dec 22, 2024•1 hr 23 min
"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God." It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii Bowls For the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning! Holly does s...
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 15 min
It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve Subjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla Bowls But first: this Bill Belichick bullshit And Army/Navy! Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's ot...
Dec 11, 2024•59 min
A very special guest is wwwwwellcomed Mack Brown has a surprising new gig Won't somebody feel sorry for Georgia? Small boy land speed measurement Happy Hot Frosty Day to all who observe Boise/Jeanty appreciation circle Weapons you can buy or make at the Cracker Barrel Dr Pepper challenge breakdown The other games of conference championship weekend, recapped in as much detail as they deserve Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on ...
Dec 08, 2024•1 hr 23 min
An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?) In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory) Holly visits the AggieVerse Let's go down a Gophers hole A brief detour into another podcast Purdue gets Cignetti-Croomed The games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/meg...
Dec 04, 2024•57 min
Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss! A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida State Did you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet? Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Jump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbert Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All ...
Dec 01, 2024•1 hr 46 min
Emily "versus" Popeyes update Mack Brown, the unquietest quitter The Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout that Schedule game: Rivalry Week! It's spelled "hoarfrost" Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165 Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.w...
Nov 27, 2024•1 hr 28 min
A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYU We call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friends We completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC??? HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKA The Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson Dart An Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff Participant Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing s...
Nov 24, 2024•1 hr 20 min
- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun - Chili Beans for Algernon - More moon lore, shockingly - The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut - SEX ARBY’S - Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor - Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Listen to Ryan's other, less ...
Nov 20, 2024•1 hr 34 min
Somebody's got a birthday! Spencer has some things to say to Clark Gable Renewing our feud with Captain America The greatest LinkedIn comment in show history Gruesome LSU statistics, updated by Ryan Holly catches up to Stanford Coach Jason updates us on Colorado State AAC championship race update Maintaining a safe emotional distance from Pitt Battle for the Bones update! Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewarded BYU's mascot takes a ride Body dysmorphia with Gus Johnson And so much more Come hang o...
Nov 17, 2024•1 hr 19 min
Tiger update Spencer has a game Surber uncovers a special teams haunting The college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detail See Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com...
Nov 13, 2024•1 hr 20 min
The adventures of Utah Batman An impromptu taxonomy lesson Planning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blocking A new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is created Is it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason! Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parents Governor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurement Do not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasons A noir-tinged #10WINDIANA cel...
Nov 10, 2024•1 hr 24 min
Ssssshhhhhhhhhh Sleepytime Hush now Special appearance by creek Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton Moore Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only the finest Fullcast g...
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 18 min
Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you! Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did! Somebody finally really upsets Spencer! Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10! WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA? Holly has a gift (horse) for Kentucky A historic day for Clemson A safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-Georgia Special guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationships Druids 4 USC Now back to Venom We've got a live s...
Nov 03, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordingly Tennessee Williams finally gets what he deserves What are we wearing for Halloween? Let's remember some podcast episodes Holly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10 There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours! It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason! We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely ...
Oct 30, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Texas A&M introduces a frosty new tradition The cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortable Jason has a lil something for Liberty Meal planning with Hugh Freeze Alabama and Missouri experience roadside adversity A visit with Woody Hayes Deep dive analytics on Florida State See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and perform...
Oct 27, 2024•1 hr 32 min
Hootenanny proprietors: Call us Spencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvest Bo Nix >>>> Aaron Rodgers Glowing up Purdue Checking in on our preseason playoff picks See Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-event Setting new spiritual goals for Indiana fans Pope quiz! Party at Rudy's! Schedule game, Big East Football Edition A special anniversary is remembered Fullcas...
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 28 min
Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detail Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ Purchase only t...
Oct 20, 2024•1 hr 31 min
Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankings The games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by James Yerby Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writin...
Oct 16, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Is Dan Lanning strapped?? Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for that Ryan has a revelation Iowa scored 40 points and that gets its own line When did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan? If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing football Let's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaign Please pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciation James Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fight Watch your ass, you gotta play Purdue Me...
Oct 13, 2024•1 hr 16 min
A better way to talk trash at live sporting events We have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York Jets Hoodie season revelations The events of Blood Week, placed in context The games of Week 7, previewed in loving detail Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/ Jason's f...
Oct 09, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Blood everywhere So much blood DOWN GOES #1 Alabama DOWN GOES #4 Tennessee DOWN GOES #9 Missouri DOWN GOES #10 Michigan DOWN GOES #11 USC DOWN GOES #22 Louisville DOWN GOES #25 UNLV Yep, that'll do it Follow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly crying Donate to the East Tennessee Foundation Neighbor to Neighbor Disaster Relief Fund here: https://easttennesseefoundation.org/grants/neighbor-to-...
Oct 06, 2024•1 hr 28 min
SHOW NOTES Hey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this today Update on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845 Snack reviews Sheep crime news Spencer gives a math quiz Games of Week 6, previewed in loving detail Shutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like Thi...
Oct 02, 2024•1 hr 8 min
SHOW NOTES An ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers Watch An auspicious day for Wildcats of several sorts Auburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in here Turns out UNLV is fine Manny Diaz repays a debt Ashton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your football UAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged an...
Sep 29, 2024•1 hr 12 min
This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we do Jason says “China is a better idea than USF” "I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2" Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh Freeze Miami, get openly ignorant again Remember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poison Washington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchup Alabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate! More looking at the schedule and talki...
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 32 min
SHOW NOTES Take in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time! Is Mack Brown too old to serve?? With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom" Some truly disgusting victory stats Bobby Petrino is FED UP A survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt" Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conference Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Buy ...
Sep 22, 2024•1 hr 19 min
Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately" Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week" Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week? This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure On sale...
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 26 min
SHOW NOTES - A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide - Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING - What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory - WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl - A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Buy ticket...
Sep 15, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom Brady A dispatch from the Indiana car dealer wars We are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HR Mary Poppins lore, explored Jason invents the blowsaw Week 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detail Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure On sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast...
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 11 min
