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Shutdown Fullcast

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The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.
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Episodes

Horse Girls Vs. Balloon Boys

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 01, 20221 hr 6 min

Aaaaand That’s Our Show

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 23, 20221 hr 5 min

"It's called JEOPARDY!" feat. Uncle Skip

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" ...

Feb 16, 20221 hr 9 min

Harsin’ Around

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 09, 202259 min

Zoroastrian Cincinnati Bengals Appreciation Episode

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 02, 20221 hr 32 min

THE ROAST OF THE 2008 FLORIDA GATORS

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Jan 26, 20221 hr 14 min

ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 19, 20221 hr

Glory, Glory, Hallowed Blue GA

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia...

Jan 13, 20221 hr 5 min

A National Title Game Preview

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 05, 20221 hr 25 min

40 for 40, Part Three: The BIG BOWLS, and also Wisconsin discovers Vegas buffets

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

Dec 29, 20211 hr 20 min

40 for 40 Bowl Previews Pt 2: Taco Bell Breakfast, The Antidote to Despair

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as: "Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?" "Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?" "Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?" "Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

Dec 22, 20211 hr 32 min

40 for 40: Early Bowls and Cheap Insect Protein

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like: 1. Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste? 2. Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport? 3. What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case? 4. Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5. Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Dec 15, 20211 hr 20 min

ANTIOCH, THE BIRTHDAY SPIDER

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 08, 20211 hr 30 min

Rolling Dice To Fill Every Open College Football Coaching Gig

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 01, 20211 hr 31 min

Advice Show III: Return of the Advice

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Nov 24, 20211 hr 21 min

THANKSGIVING ADVICE FOR 2021 (Or, You Had Me At "Cool Whip And Pudding Mix")

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE: What is the correct Thanksgiving meat? Which holidays are best for greens? Is pecan pie trash? Is chess pie trash? Casseroles: why are they? Whose family makes the worst macaroni? PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger Visit homefielda...

Nov 17, 20211 hr 42 min

Giving Tuesday (or alternately: The Advice Episode)

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 10, 20211 hr 18 min

Be Someone's Emotional Support Monkey Today

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 03, 202158 min

DESERT ISLAND VIDEO GAMES DRAFT

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice! And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more a...

Oct 27, 20211 hr 22 min

Hey football recruit, do you like ice storms and smooth jazz?

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 20, 20211 hr 12 min

What's the dumbest fight you've ever witnessed?

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. Learn more about your ad...

Oct 13, 20211 hr 27 min

You Can't Fry Time

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 06, 20211 hr 24 min

UNDUE DILIGENCE: The Internet’s Only College Football And Financial Advice Podcast

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund?? Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5 Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 29, 20211 hr 32 min

Taco Bell Will Help You Murder The Concept of Morning

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show. *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 22, 20211 hr 41 min

University of Same Coaches

The gang invents an insurance company Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business! Jordan Battle, hail and farewell A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 15, 20211 hr 15 min

Welcome to Rapplebee's

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial Spencer does charades, on a podcast Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic All of this happens before the 20-minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 08, 20211 hr 20 min

A Happy Scott Frost Day To All Who Celebrate

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight?? An announcement about the future of the Fullcast! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 01, 20211 hr 21 min

SCHOOL DISASTERS

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead" A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident" A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 25, 20211 hr 33 min

2021 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF PREVIEW

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 18, 202158 min

Ritual Coaches’ Poll Slaughter

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it! Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that? The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror Holly invents Clemson Denial Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie Buy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 11, 20211 hr 13 min
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