Most people call this Thanksgiving week, but you know better. This is RIVALRY WEEK, the week where rivals play each other, except when they do that earlier in the season, or if they have multiple rivals, or if they just refuse to play each other any more. In the spirit of RIVALRY WEEK, we discuss: 2:03 - How most RIVALRY WEEK teams and fans are actually basically the same 4:13 - Spencer’s favorite RIVALRY WEEK game every year 7:37 - Major Applewhite makes a good case for sitting out if you can g...
Nov 21, 2018•1 hr 5 min
Featuring special guests Richard Johnson and Matt Brown, who help us discuss important gamer topics like: - Should you hitch your horse or accept you will smash it into a tree before long? - What if someone on the trail says something rude to you? - Can you play this game with a toddler and not ruin them for life? - Wait, there's an art museum brawl? - Spencer shot a blind man, but it was on accident and while he was trying to do something cool so maybe that's ok? Learn more about your ad choice...
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Spencer does not do a British accent on this episode, but he does do a Australianish accent and a surprisingly impressive impression of the Dog Woof setting on a Casio keyboard. Other topics include: 1:38 - Spencer starts an inadvertent future war with Glenn Close 4:38 - A tale of herculean cricketer beer drinking on an international flight 8:00 - Spencer starts a second inadvertent future war with Daniel Day-Lewis 12:19 - Jason reveals the STARTLING TRUTH behind SoCon Saturday 17:58 - Ron Zook ...
Nov 19, 2018•58 min
Wake Forest coach Dave Clawson thought something was up when the Louisville defense read the Demon Deacons’ plays like they knew what was coming — even with plays Wake Forest had never used before. Teams have had spies for as long as college football has existed, but Wake was dealing with something entirely new: The plays were being stolen by someone standing on their own sideline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...
Nov 16, 2018•27 min
No, we don't talk much about the actual games this week. Maybe that's a mistake and they'll all be really good and have a bunch of upsets. If so, we'll pretend we knew that all along and never admit we were wrong. 0:12 Starting off with a discussion of loins 3:43 What Nick Saban has taught Spencer about parenting 5:09 Ryan raises a challenging pediatric issue (it’s about poop) 10:53 A comprehensive listing of the Week 12 games that are fine 13:46 We rebel against the tyranny of schedule makers 1...
Nov 14, 2018•47 min
This isn't a warning you should need, but this episode contains PETRINO VOICE OUT THE GATE. This podcast is not for children, or for adults, really. Other topics! 6:46 New career paths for Bobby 8:38 Cackling, maniacal Spencer on Florida-South Carolina 11:12 Michigan State lost the…punting battle??? 17:00 Sympathy for the Crimson Tide, who just didn’t have it this weekend 19:24 Boston College scored the most New England touchdown possible 22:18 The defensive wrinkle Clemson should use in the nat...
Nov 12, 2018•44 min
Hey look, a podcast that you can listen to as a podcast! We're constantly innovating like that over here at Fullcast Audio Technologies and Pool Supplies. Topics on this week's episode include: 2:22 - Jason comes up with a podcast plan in the event of our deaths 7:45 - Presidents who could be Georgia QBs based on our foolproof rules 12:06 - Debating the worst possible future for Auburn 18:49 - Louisville discussion with ZERO Creepy Petrino Voice! 22:23 - Spencer’s janky solution for Seasonal Aff...
Nov 07, 2018•54 min
On this episode! 3:35: Why being ranked 8th or 9th is best, in college football or life in general 7:47: **WARNING - PETRINO VOICE SEGMENT** 11:28: Deciding which listeners we could be friends with based on the Playoff teams they’d most enjoy seeing 25:30: Steve Addazio, World War II buff 35:40: Jason suggests Pitt’s superweapon is still charging (featuring Yinzer Emperor Palpatine) 38:55: An examination of Gus Law 45:32: SANDMAN CALLIN 51:58: Spencer says Michigan should be worried about Penn S...
Nov 06, 2018•1 hr 5 min
Because we continue to be plagued by "we can't actually send new podcast episodes out to anyone for some reason" problems (which we do explain to the best of our ability in this show), we made the brave and brilliant decision to embrace a new and emerging form of technology: the conference call. What you're about to hear is us and 700 muted guests* doing something roughly like our usual weekly review, except this time we couldn't edit anything out. Fun! *There is a hell moment at the end where t...
Nov 06, 2018•55 min
We open our college football podcast the way you'd expect: by running through a buncha Red Dead 2 misadventure on the parts of Jason and Spencer. Further topics include! 13:19 - Hooboy Georgia Tech tore through Virginia Tech 16:20 - Ryan calls the DUDEVOLUTIONARIES OF THE WORLD to answer Boston College’s call 17:19 - Entirely too much time spent on Kentucky-Mizzou 22:47 - Maybe not enough time talking about Washington losing to Cal, which tenuously leads to Texas losing to Oklahoma State via a W...
Oct 29, 2018•57 min
We open this episode with the most important story in college football: the woman who married her best friend's dad and became her stepmom. But don't worry, we move on to other important topics like: 7:18: Spencer gets mistaken for a human trafficker 9:48: PODCAST BUSINESS, including a new Spencer podcast that doesn't sound like regurgitated garbage. You can find that on various podcast platforms like Apple Podcasts | Google Podcasts | Spotify | Stitcher | Overcast | Pocket Casts | RadioPublic 1...
Oct 24, 2018•1 hr 9 min
I (Ryan) wasn't on this episode, and apparently my chucklehead cohosts screwed up the recording somehow and had to do the episode over again. HA! I AM NOT THE SOLE CAUSE OF PROBLEMS, JERKS. But I have no idea what they talked about on this so just go on faith, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 22, 2018•32 min
Gus Malzahn is owed a lot of money by Auburn. But if Auburn truly believes in prosperity theology, they won't let that hold them back! (Louisvlle, you're a different case, and you know that, but we believe in you, too.) OTHER TOPICS:Jason makes a convincing case that who you are at 14 is who you are foreverSpencer makes us talk about several Pac-12 games that nobody actually wants to think aboutThe Alabama-Tennessee game goes undiscussed because we fear and love Holly in equal measureSome very h...
Oct 17, 2018•1 hr 7 min
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Oct 15, 2018•58 min
Welcome to the flaming inferno that separates Teams That Are Pretty Good from Teams That Nope No They Are Not. Which side will you fall on, Texas Tech and TCU? Do you dare test the power of the fire, Texas A&M and South Carolina? UCLA! Cal! You must also be tested, even if yes UCLA is kind of already burned completely at this point! Oh, also Barry Alvarez is building a clone in full view of the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad cho...
Oct 10, 2018•1 hr 15 min
We discuss: - Why Mike Stoops Was Barely Making It On 950K a Year - Why Spencer should shut the hell up about being happy because he doesn't know the meaning of pain - The joy of watching Paul Johnson sit on a grudge for 12 damn years - Mizzou/South Carolina was the most important game of the week because dear god, did you see half the bullshit that happened in that game Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...
Oct 08, 2018•1 hr 5 min
That's right, the Red River Ramblin' Rigatoni Ruckus is back, with both teams ranked and looking to grab control of the Big 12. So we talked about weird food and miniature cattle and big ole rabbits. It's also the anniversary of Auburn 3-Mississippi State 2, either Rutgers or Illinois is gonna get a Big 10 win, and Miami will probably unveil some way too sexual prop just to prove they're the manliest man in mandom. Granted, we didn't talk about any of that for the first 15 minutes or so, the des...
Oct 03, 2018•1 hr 5 min
Sure, James Franklin maybe could have called a better play at the end of the Ohio State game. And sure, maybe Bobby Petrino blew a chance to beat Florida State for almost no reason. But Jason almost ladder match'd innocent bystanders in a Publix. Further points of discussion:Kentucky is good!Notre Dame is also good and that's confusing!Nebraska is not good!Washington State may or may not be good but they have achieved PEAK AIR RAID form!Talented Mr. Ripley-ing strategies!Stop being a grumpus abo...
Oct 01, 2018•1 hr 3 min
TOPICS DISCUSSED ON THIS IMPORTANT EPISODE! All millennials are actually a thousand years old, Chip Kelly is now the highest paid public park boot camp instructor in the world, Bill Snyder literally declares "You shall not pass" and reminds everyone that he is Windbreaker Gandalf, Holly plays video games during the podcast, a short discussion of charming felonious quarterbacks, Cal is the Kentucky of the Pac-12, and do not watch whatever USC/Arizona is going to be, just don't. Learn more about y...
Sep 26, 2018•1 hr
Ryan didn't watch very much football this weekend, so his helpful and not at all hostile friends Holly, Spencer, and Jason stepped up to give him an understanding of how yes, that was how many points Mississippi State scored and no, the Stanford and Washington wins were not in any way similar and yes, TCU and Oklahoma State both lost and no, there is no good explanation for what happened in the Old Dominion-Virginia Tech game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn ...
Sep 24, 2018•59 min
The world's most prophetic podcast continues to speak abominations into existence, most notably that news about erotic Super Mario associates. What Week 4 horrors can we create? Everyone is recording in the same chronology for once! HOW BAD is USC's offense? HOW BAD is Bobby Petrino's offense? Michigan Debate Team disavows this loss to Nebraska! Jeremy Pruitt's food groups! Which truck is your school? Lifehack: lose to Kentucky! AL.com reporter Tow Mater! Bet actual money on Buffalo-Rutgers! Hon...
Sep 19, 2018•1 hr 11 min
Ed Orgeron did a cuss, but BYU won in Madison despite specifically not doing cusses, so it remains to be seen whether or not cusses are the way to win football games. Arkansas and Northwestern and USC all probably did some cusses, though you can't really blame them for that. Also there's way too much sexual discussion in this episode related to the Mario universe. Sorry. P.S. Kansas scored 55 points in a football game in 2018 and Rutgers is now a cuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg...
Sep 17, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Why aren't vans cool anymore? Is Steve Addazio actually Poseidon's personal trainer? What happens if Bama has to score 60 points to beat Ole Miss? Why did Jason bet real American money on UMass? What is up with Miami's road schedule? Who's gonna get a big ole dose of self-confidence this weekend by beating up a bad team? Where does Spencer think Woody Hayes's severed leg would have ended up? Why do we rely on this question structure as if it will be the thing to convince you to listen to the epi...
Sep 12, 2018•1 hr 11 min
USC, come here and have some tea. Texas, we brought you epsom salts. Florida, you look like - oh, you're dead? Apparently you're dead. That's fun. Week 2 had plenty of pain and suffering for the shuffling crusty former titans of college football, as well as fun performances from Clemson-Texas A&M, USF-Georgia Tech, and Michigan State-Arizona State. Also, Jason was the only non Iowa or Iowa State fan who watched all of El Assico and in doing so he discovered a MASSIVE ESPN MEDIA LIESPIRACY. L...
Sep 10, 2018•53 min
You would think the three of us being in the same physical space, recording our show with the assistance of actual experts in the field, would mean this is the crispest, best sounding Fullcast episode ever. WRONG. One of our colleagues told us it sounds "like the Allied invasion of Germany." We have no plausible explanation for this, but we had a very good time with those of you who came out to the show and if you have the ear strength to muscle through, we think those of you who couldn't might ...
Sep 07, 2018•1 hr 34 min
On paper, Week 2 is not as interesting as some other weeks of college football might be. Do not be fooled! These are the weeks when potential disaster awaits, like Georgia letting South Carolina hang around way too long and Georgia fans getting all worked up online. Or Kentucky could beat Florida! Or your cable box could get stuck on Virginia-Indiana! Important topics we cover include: - Ryan's proposal for Anxiety Week - Holly's breakdown of a Philadelphia insect theft - Spencer gets excited ab...
Sep 06, 2018•1 hr 6 min
I, Ryan Nanni, write the descriptions for these episodes, but I was not available for this one, so I'm going to guess that Jason, Spencer, and Holly talked about:Scott Frost Day, on which Nebraska allowed no points and, shoot, no yards BLACKSHIRTS BACKTexas's commitment to making the Big Ten a deeper conference before the Longhorns themselves join the Big TenMaybe some earnest talk about Washington-Auburn, idkSpencer fawning over Ole MissConsiderably too much talk about...Hawaii, maybe? Let's sa...
Sep 04, 2018•54 min
The first full week of the 2018 season is here, and that means it's time to talk about Defending Split National Champions UCF and Alabama, Spencer doing actual research to hate on Auburn's chances against Washington, Virginia Tech's 5 man defense, a list of extremely Texas names on Texas Tech, Boston College's most perfect dude, San Diego State beating Stanford because it's part of a narrative arc, Ryan insisting Notre Dame should never have scheduled Michigan again, and Jason reminding you that...
Aug 28, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Bill Connelly joins us to assess, approve, reject, and come to terms with BOLD PREDICTIONS submitted by our listeners about Lovie Smith's coaching prowess, an LSU-Florida SEC Title Game, West Virginians fighting Bill, FCS teams triumphing over their richer brothers, and the unsolvable mystery of the ACC Coastal. Also, Jason continues to insist Texas is going 9-3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Aug 23, 2018•1 hr 16 min
The second annual edition of the Fullcast's open call for your worst backyard catastrophes did not disappoint, as our listeners spent their summers setting hornet's nests on fire, watching their fathers drive lawnmowers into bodies of water, burning evergreen trees and discovering why they are called "nature's portable dynamite," taking children to the emergency room after horrific family football games, and knocking out the power to whole swaths of their hometowns by throwing used sports gear a...
Aug 21, 2018•1 hr 14 min
