Number 19 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Holiday Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Also, please do not sue us, Lindsey Buckingham. We have no money, as you can tell by the fact that we keep doing these instead of something that might actually improve our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 18 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Military Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Temple enters this game without their head coach while Wake Forest lacks something far more important: internal trust. I'm writing my name on my groceries from now on, Wake Forest, and I'm looking for my own place once I save up the money! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 17 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Heart of Dallas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! As is Fullcast custom, the best discussion took place after we finished recording, when Spencer found out that Zaxby's commercials have featured stars like Penny Marshall, Evander Holyfield, Reginald VelJohnson, and Paul Sorvino. Sorry about that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Number 16 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Independence Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! We will, however, use this episode to remind you that the Canadian Football League once put a team in Shreveport, which might help you understand why the CFL will never overtake the NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 15 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Quick Lane Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Dudes. #Dudes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 14 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the St. Pete Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Kind of weird that an orange juice company put its name on a stadium with field known for being 1. artificial and 2. shitty but who are we to judge? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 13 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Hawaii Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Did you know the cost of living in Honolulu is lower than that in New York City! You won't learn that in the podcast, but you learned about it here, which is almost as good! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 12 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Dollar General Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This is the final episode we recorded with three of us using a legitimate studio setup so when the episodes after this sound like ass, that's why, don't at me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 11 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Armed Forces Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! DID YOU KNOW: Two years ago, this game featured Houston and Pitt, which legally makes Pitt our shadow military of last resort. The Constitution is clear on this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 10 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Bahamas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! This is one of those episodes that's short because we're sick of 1. talking to each other and 2. life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 9 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Paul Petrino will fight you if you listen to this podcast, or if you do not. He's outside your house right now, kicking your car. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 8 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Poinsettia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Each of these episodes costs five dollars and we work on the honor system; we assume the $35 for the previous seven episodes is already in the mail thank youuuuuuuu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 7 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Boca Raton Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Please Google Image Search "Nick Holt" before listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 6 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Miami Beach Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Mostly we're distracted by the fact that Spencer lost his luggage by just leaving it in overhead storage. He is worse at flying than you are at anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 5 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Orleans Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan's still getting basic facts wrong and they should fire him already! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 4 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Cure Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan can't even get the basic facts of this game right so don't expect much, please! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 3 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Camellia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Caveat emptor is the only rule for this podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 2 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Las Vegas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Sorry, we're not good at this! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Number 1 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Mexico Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! That's the risk you take when you decide to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Playoff has been settled upon and it's fine. It's all fine. We mostly ignore that in favor of picking our own Playoff Of Teams You Don't Want To Face, including USC, LSU, Florida State, and, yes, Pitt. We also: - Praise Virginia Tech, one of 2016's most confusing and wonderful teams - Acknowledge the one Playoff truth: it's all a long prank at the Big 12's expense - Handing out the People's Heisman - Prepare for Dana Holgorsen, Wise Elder of College Football - Try to guess at Breaking Bret B...
Football season's almost done and you're still listening to this terrible podcast, which says something about mankind's collective inability to change for the better. But since you're here, we: - Imagined the Playoff that has 3 Big 10 teams but Bama still winning - Let Spencer go way, way out on a Pac 12 limb that will almost certainly collapse - Figured out the fan base happiest to be done with 2016 - Identified the best part of the SEC Championship Game - Picked the worst coach Florida realist...
Yes, we talk about the Ohio State-Michigan game, but it takes longer to get there than it should because we podcast like your grandmother drives: far too slowly and dangerous to others at night. Other topics! - A coach-by-coach analysis of which SEC coaches are crap - Pitt-Syracuse broke math - Nodding approvals of Arizona, Iowa, and NC State - The scenario in which Brian Kelly gets carried off the field by his players - How tragically bad our preseason predictions were - Oregon, the hell are yo...
This episode has a little bit of Thanksgiving: - Analyzing how drunk you can get in front of family - Ham thoughts - A plea to eat whatever you want A little bit of football: - Rivalry week, AKA Ruin Someone Else's Season Without Really Improving Your Own - How A&M can outfox Texas - Don't bet money on an Arizona game - Or an Arizona State game - The worst FSU hire(s) possible And a little bit of personal failures: - Ryan and Spencer are bad at dating - Spencer is also capable of immense mea...
Though apparently you can lose to Iowa State, if you have really really really good hair. You can also lose to Boston College, but you have to be UConn, which, no, don't do that. You CAN'T lose to Central Michigan if you're Oklahoma State. They ran the numbers and it's mathematically impossible; please correct your flawed record book. Other topics! - Rutgers, and Paul Wulff proves it could be so much worse - Standing outside in the cold to prove you're tough - Colorado won't make the Playoff but...
This is the block of text where I tell you what goes on in this week's episode, but, honestly, who can even remember? I know we talked about ice cream as it relates to the SEC-SoCon challenge, and what kind of butt each ACC team is. I vaguely recall a listener asking us how to make money, even though we're all financial idiots. Maybe there are game previews, but they're probably ill-conceived. Oh, Jason definitely called Florida moving back into the top 25. And Spencer made Ryan feel bad about h...
Fair warning: if you listen to this episode, you're going to hear Spencer scream IOWAAAAAAAA for a longer time than seems necessary. You will also hear - A tribute to Hawkeye punter Ron Coluzzi and Tales of Kinnick Intoxication - Actual positive discussion of Pitt, no fooling - Actual positive discussion of USC, what is wrong with us - Checking in on Boston College, that's more like it - Conference championship nightmare scenarios imagined - Auburn's um, interesting quarterback situation - Congr...
The ass-ingest week of the college football season is here, and we are here to do two things: kick said ass, and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum. Because we ate it. Because bubble gum is delicious, and something that tastes that good shouldn't be something you aren't supposed to eat. Topics of interest for week eleven: --We're going to talk about football, because that's our job! Nothing else. At least, not much of anything else before we go about our business. --It's a less-th...
Ohio State-Nebraska! Vandy-Auburn! Iowa-Penn State! TCU-Baylor! These are but a few of the games that we managed to not discuss this week, in part because Spencer's internet connection died before we could. (The other part: we're biased and hate your team.) What did we talk about instead? - How Alabama is sabotaging its own championship hopes - When we decided LSU was dead - Designing a fitting trophy for Michigan State-Rutgers - Why the Pac-12 gives Spencer maximum entertainment - Ryan's the on...
Jason's outside again, which, yeah, means the sound's going to be a total disaster. Oh, and we talked about some football stuff, like: - What the Big 12 is for, if anything - The bowl prediction that pits Charlie Strong against Georgia - How to fix GameDay with more guns - Jim Harbaugh goes to a baseball game - Spencer's new nickname, Captain Beef - Which QBs we've seen absorb the most physical punishment - Notre Dame is playing Navy - In Jacksonville - Before noon - Why you shouldn't knock on A...
West Virginia and Boise and Baylor and Nebraska were all undefeated. They aren't now, which, well, sorry y'all. This episode has a good five minutes of I don't really know what at the beginning, followed by this: - A conference referee taxonomy - Pointing out that Tennessee lost to a child quarterback born after the last Volunteer national title - Admiring Notre Dame's persistence in trying to lose yet again - Explaining how PJ Fleck will beat USC three times in 2017 - The origins of the univers...
