THAT'S RIGHT IT'S SEVEN CUSTOM TEAM PODCASTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE! You get:OzarkHam Asylum, the Internet's only Arkansas football podcastSharks and Rec, the Internet's only Ole Miss football podcastTigah Tigah Burning Bright, the Internet's only LSU football podcastDog Save America, the Internet's only Texas A&M football podcastComedy Clang Clang, the Internet's only Mississippi State football podcastAubible.com, the Internet's only Auburn football podcast And a Bama podcast, which you'll ju...
Aug 14, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Ok, we didn't set out to make another NPR episode but when you pretend to be a certain kind of Michigan fan you inadvertently kind of make another NPR episode. Anyways, we think Michigan's going 9-1. Listen to the episode and you'll probably put together why. BONUS: This is probably the only podcast anywhere that considers the possibility of Rutgers winning the Big Ten East. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Aug 07, 2018•54 min
Here we are, rapidly approaching the end of the Not-Football. In this period of time, we, your hosts, have immersed ourselves in culture so that we might ignore our families unless they would like to watch us play video games. We have also done this so we can tell you about our experiences - the books, movies, TV, music, and so forth that we enjoyed the most during Not-Football, some of it hilariously dated because we're all living on dad time. Also, if you need to do a book report on The Great ...
Aug 04, 2018•1 hr 9 min
Florida State had inarguably their worst season in almost a decade, and yet they still handled Florida easily, needed a miracle to finally lose to Miami, and probably shoulda beat Clemson according to our patented Nolemetrics. They remain the kings of the ACC, a conference that is both very deep and total trash that the Seminoles are way better than. This is TALKIN' BOUT THE NOLES, the world's second FSU podcast because we're afraid Bud Elliott will sue us and win if we claim otherwise. Also the...
Jul 31, 2018•53 min
You've probably heard people complain that the Big 12 rigs the outcome of games. What you haven't heard is that they rig them to hurt the University of Texas - because the truth is so dangerous to those in power that they must protect their anti-Longhorn strategies at every turn. But here at The Tex-Files, we don't kneel before those conference power brokers. We only worship one thing; unsubstantiated, crackpot, paranoid truth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn...
Jul 24, 2018•45 min
What do you get when you imagine Rex Grossman having played for Washington, discuss where Wazzzu ranks in FBS Unintentional Self Tasering, argue that Stanford and A&M are somehow alike, explain how Phil Knight's better than every other alum in the division because BUSINESS, and do it all under the watchful eye of regular co-host Brian Floyd? BIG DUCK ENERGY, the world's only Oregon podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Jul 17, 2018•1 hr 3 min
As a token of our...shame? Contrition? Acknowledgment that we have put you, our audience, through some things lately? Yeah, that one feels right. As a token of that, we have a bonus episode that has no concepts or bits strung out for far too long and is just us being jackasses answering your questions for OVER ONE HUNDRED MINUTES. Also, we find out during recording that Papa John has fallen from his greasy pedestal. Please support our effort to install Jon Bois as the new Papa John. Learn more a...
Jul 12, 2018•1 hr 41 min
Pitt has long been the darling of the Shutdown Fullcast, and now it's time for that love to bear fruit in the form of PUT PITT IN, our Panther-focused podcast hosted by Jason Kirk (who has never been to Pittsburgh to my knowledge), Jeff Goldblum (or at least a very poor impersonation of him by Ryan), and Alex Kirshner (who does a Yinzer Bane speech and is basically the most important part of this episode). You can also listen if you would like to hear approximately 1.7 things about Miami, Virgin...
Jul 10, 2018•47 min
Bienvenue à Wait Wait Don't Hell Me, the only Arizona State podcast and arguably the most erudite, genteel, and cultured college football offering available nationwide. On this episode, we review the upcoming Sun Devil season, remind you of the tortured histories of several of our rivals, play our signature trivia game, and demonstrate conclusively that the Rose Bowl is beneath ASU in every conceivable way. Allez! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about yo...
Jul 03, 2018•52 min
Welcome to WACORNDA, formerly known as HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY, a limited edition Nebraska fans only podcast. We respect two teams: Nebraska, the greatest team in college football history, and Illinois, a humble, reliable team that doesn't try to be better than it is. Every other team in the Big Ten West is an embarrassment to itself and the sport. TOM OSBORNE WILL LEG WRESTLE YOUR DAD INTO SUBMISSION IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more ...
Jun 26, 2018•51 min
We decided to preview the entire rest of the country not currently in a Power Five conference the only way we could: Speaking for the entire podcast as massive University of South Florida homers. The first and only episode of the internet's only South Florida Bulls podcast, GROTHE POINTE BLANK, features all of the following facts about noted Bulls rivals C-Florida and their terrible, terrible city, Orlando. Orlando would come to fight us but their infrastructure is crumbling Orlando, the city de...
Jun 19, 2018•52 min
You've played the popular NCAA video game series - but did you know there's an obscure, little-played NFL version of the same game? Madden is arguably more of a fantasy RPG, since it allows you to explore impossibilities like "Florida produces a viable pro quarterback" or "the Chiefs win a Super Bowl." The History of Fun, made by our friends at Polygon, explores the weird and wild origins of the video game series. We hope you like it, if only because it's not another round of Fullcast horseshit!...
Jun 15, 2018•36 min
We decided to try something different for this year's preview episodes, and, per Fullcast tradition, trying something different means failing at something different. Welcome to COCKS AND FRIENDS, our single episode South Carolina-focused podcast, through which we preview this year in the SEC East. By preview, I mean continually drop the act on accident, and force Holly to play Rocky Top on an adjacent computer, and generally provide little actionable information. Welcome! Learn more about your a...
Jun 12, 2018•1 hr 3 min
Which member of the Fullcast had a baked potato for breakfast? Which has never done drugs because he's boring? Which suffered a serious shoulder injury because they slept on a beanbag as a grown person and might actually be a poorly paid pro wrestler? Which guest almost got charged with terrorism, but it was before 9/11 so it was a totally different thing? Which superhero is just Silicon Valley But For Crime? Find out these answers on a very special, very oversharey Fullcast with special guest S...
Jun 05, 2018•59 min
At least half of FBS coaches made $1 million or more last season, and there doesn't seem to be any workable, smart way to keep those salaries from continuing to balloon. Fortunately, we have several dumb and bad ways to offer instead, as well as timely opinions on:ShrekFootball in the northeastImproving a mediocre football teamRap beefs and how white dads should not be your source for information on themThe first down chainOne pot mealsStar Wars, yet again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
May 30, 2018•1 hr
Fun note: I (Ryan) somehow super screwed up recording my part of this so the first 10 minutes or so are just Jason and Spencer. I'm sorry/you're welcome, depending on how you feel about me as a part of this show. Also, we had to cut the whole part where we conclude Cloud City is a free love colony and Lobot is its greatest lover. Again, sorry/you're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 25, 2018•26 min
Holly Anderson joins us to discuss our greatest academic achievements, such as treating an entire semester like Notre Dame's NCAA-approved 2012 record -- as in, only showing up for the final, then failing. Also, Spencer took a judo class at Flori- stop laughing. Spencer took judo at Flo- please. It's time to make fun of each conference's academic rankings. Spencer took judo a- fine. It's funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
May 22, 2018•1 hr 14 min
Gambling on sports is now (potentially, depending on the state in which you live and the timing and a lot of other stuff) legal! Finally, you can profit from your extremely bold feelings on college football, like "all kickers suck" or "we always throw it short of the sticks on third down" or "why did you schedule north dakota state you fools." SB Nation's Gambling Potentate Bud Elliott joins us to discuss the world of CFB wagering; The Sandman does not make an appearance due to a lengthy and unr...
May 15, 2018•55 min
What parts of college football history actually matter? What is the triple option? Why are Michigan Men the way that they are? Are refs actually different depending on conference, and what is the purpose of the one point safety's continued existence? These questions and more are answered, often by just talking about Star Trek in ways that don't connect to the questions themselves. Also, Spencer unveils the worst accent in show history. I hate it so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
May 08, 2018•1 hr 2 min
Two of us have seen Avengers: Infinity War but the other hasn't, so we only get to talk about superheroes in a really vague and meandering and nudity-focused way. Dave Wannstedt is a superhero for our purposes. Fred Durst is not. Again, this is the only college football podcast. Please treasure it accordingly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 01, 2018•1 hr 2 min
By my count, we drafted 8 quarterbacks, which seems absurd but watch the actual NFL pick nine in the first round this year and make us look lame. But will they draft a kicker? Will they draft an offensive lineman and make him play kicker? Will they forget one of the best defensive players in the whole draft is available until the first round is basically over? No. And that's why you come to the Shutdown Fullcast, with special guest Harry Lyles. (Please follow Harry on Twitter - @harrylylesjr - a...
Apr 25, 2018•59 min
How can you secede from your HOA? What coach is best suited to represent himself? How do you safely and responsibly turn in the pygmy hippo you bought online not realizing that it would still grow to 500 pounds? Where will Spencer get his newest Michigan tattoo? Why is the NCAA? These pressing legal matters are well, no, not answered, but generally talked about and around on this LEGAL EAGLES episode of the Shutdown Fullcast, which is NOT brought to you by Cheez-It. Cheez-It: They Think You Look...
Apr 17, 2018•1 hr 25 min
We've probably done this episode three times before, and we probably said totally different things, and we're all probably trapped in an endless loop from which we can never emerge. Roll Tide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 10, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Spring football is here, and so are the same spring football stories you have heard for the last ten years and will hear for the next eleven. Therefore, we decided to focus on important non-football things, like egg preparations and Pearl Jam and Sean Connery movies and Pitt's football schedule and video game bear assassins. Good job, us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 03, 2018•1 hr 11 min
John Currie got fired by Tennessee when the year was still 2017, yet we, the idiot sports internet, are still talking about it in March 2018. Why? Because the Vols decided to give the world a BUNCH of Currie's text messages, allowing us to discuss important matters like:Why Gogo Inflight is a Georgia weaponGroup texts, and the misery they present to those dragged into them unwillinglyItalian Brady HokeThe worst email you can get from your boss that isn't directly hostile or unprofessionalThat Di...
Mar 27, 2018•54 min
ALL HAIL THE RANDOMIZER. There is nothing of consequence to discuss this week in college football so rather than rely on the extremely faulty computers that are our own brains, we turned to the Shutdown Fullcast Topic Randomizer (patent pending) and asked you, gentle listener, to supply us with talking points. You did a great job, except when you asked us to compare Iowa to the state of American politics. That shit would have gotten us killed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm...
Mar 20, 2018•1 hr
Does anyone actually read the descriptions to podcasts? I mean, I don't generally, but it's possible my personal habits don't reflect the rest of the world. Let's test this: if you're reading this description, please tweet a Wario gif of your choosing at Spencer Hall (@edsbs). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, 2018•32 min
Oh look, the Fullcast got us a guest! Bomani Jones of ESPN answers the call and hangs tight for a lean, mean 38 minutes of furious offseason content. Also he sounds good even on Fullcast quality, because his voice transcends even the most mediocre audio setups. Damn you and your pretty voice, Bomani. Topics include! --The most calorically efficient Cook Out trays possible --The hardest towns in each SEC state. SHOUT OUT TO ORANGE MOUND. --Related: Why no one should ever have an enemy in New Orle...
Mar 06, 2018•38 min
We're organized and hardworking and on top of things, and that's why we're wrapping up the payoffs for our fall charity drive in FEBRUARY. Imagine what it was like being our parents growing up! Just terrible, day in and day out. Reader selected topics include:The wonders of non-U.S. KFC offeringsWhether you should buy class photos for your childStar Wars, if Alex Jones were Princess LeiaBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer SoonerBoomer Sooner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
Feb 27, 2018•53 min
Post Signing Day February is the time when basically nothing happens in college football, so Spencer didn't even bother to show up for this episode. Did we use that as an excuse to tell flagrant lies about his anatomy? Sure did! This episode is also full of your bold opinions on topics such as:Will MuschampNebraska football failureNFC teams invading Atlanta for the Super BowlRutgersThe Beatles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
Feb 20, 2018•45 min
