Lake Placid (1999) Life lessons from this week’s episode of Shudder Bugs: if you’re very drunk, you can still put yourself in the recovery position as you’re passing out (in fact, we highly recommend it); if you find yourself in a horror movie, wait until it’s all over to break down (seriously, just sitting there while someone or something is trying to kill you is a surefire way to get dead); and finally, when you’re trying to catch a vicious water carnivore, dangling a cow from a helicopter mig...
Jan 07, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Black Christmas (1974) IT’S CHRISTMAS!! And what better way to celebrate the holidays than with a classic Christmas movie, full of booze, sex, and murder? This week we’re finally watching Sam’s favourite horror movie, Black Breakfast! Oh shit wait, Black Christmas! Every once in a while we record two movies in a row (sometimes three), and this is the beautiful drunken mess that results. So grab all of the gin and dive on in, because this one is quite the holiday doozy https://shudder-bugs.com/wp...
Dec 23, 2017•52 min
The Snowman (2017) Ever wonder what happens when two chicks get drunk at 10 am? They watch a trashy winter horror movie about a snowman and try to figure out if meth can be snorted or not. Pour yourself some overly rummed eggnog (don’t forget copious amounts of whipped cream) and prepare your body for the shitshow that is the start of our December special episodes! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dec-7-the-snowman.mp3...
Dec 16, 2017•44 min
Shudder Bugs is back and better than ever and we’re kicking December off with some great horror movies. Stay tuned for next week and our latest episode! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/dec-17-promo.mp3
Dec 09, 2017
Halloween (1978) How drunk do you have to get to finish Halloween on the topic of robot dicks? Listen to this episode to find out! Spoiler, it’s really drunk! Then again it’s not much of a stretch for us to be talking about dicks for an hour. In this episode we also talk stabbing bitches, pumpkin butts, and Sam’s wedding! Grab a really cool layered vodka drink with us and enjoy the journey that is 1978’s Scream Queen classic Halloween https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/oct-3-hal...
Oct 31, 2017•1 hr
Trick ‘r Treat (2007) Kaeley’s Halloween tradition continues this week with our foray into the dark joys of 2007’s Trick ‘r Treat. We talk exclusively about sandwiches from Sherbrook Street Delicatessen (a Winnipeg delight), how to clean up after peeing yourself or pooping your pants, what it’s like to be married, how not to clean your bathroom, freaky robot sex, learning to love specific foods, developing a taste for liquor, and then a bit more about peeing (obviously). It’s a real treat of an ...
Oct 28, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Hocus Pocus (1993) Today, Sam gets married! And for our episode we decided to go with a film totally not related to marriage at all, Hocus Pocus! We get straight hammed and talk a lot of dirty talk as we prepare for Halloween with this hilarious childhood classic. Grab some vodka, mix it with whatever you have, and dive on in with us! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/oct-3-hocus-pocus.mp3...
Oct 21, 2017•51 min
Friday The 13th (2009) Prepare your lady boners for this episode, because we go hard deep on our Jared Padalecki love and the need for dicks, all the dicks. No seriously, dicks. Basically in this episode we boner all over everything, then tear this movie apart. If you want to hear us get trashed, talk about hot Supernatural guys, then rage about the 2009 Friday the 13th sequel, this is the one for you! Drink up buttercups, you’re gonna need it https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/...
Oct 13, 2017•59 min
Ginger Snaps (2000) Question: cooter, pooter, which is which? In this episode we delve into the specifics and we get down n dirty about what it’s like to be a young woman. Granted we haven’t been “young” women in quite some time, but everyone knows the scars of puberty are everlasting (especially if you happen to get bitten by a werewolf at the same time). Grab some vodka and get in deep with us as we watch Ginger Snaps! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/oct-2-ginger-snaps.mp3...
Oct 07, 2017•56 min
The Monster Squad (1987) In this episode we get hammed and watch horror comedy The Monster Squad. This 80s cult classic has us roaring with laughter and trying not to pee our pants. In classic Shudder Bugs fashion we get wildly off topic, but we stay on point with our drinks and humour. Grab some vodka and settle in, this one is a wild ride! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sept-21-the-monster-squad.mp3...
Sep 23, 2017•54 min
Children of the Corn (1984) Get ready for this one! Today we’re drinking vodka galore and watching horror classic Children of the Corn We talk work (how much poop do you get on you at work?), rent, adulting, child orgies brought to you in “It,” and weird children who look like 40-year-old men. Stephen King brings it again with this creepy child horror! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sept-13-corn-kids.mp3...
Sep 16, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Paranormal Activity (2007) This episode is our second attempt at getting drunk and watching 2007’s Paranormal Activity (no, not ParaNorman, but maybe next time). We get hard drunk on rom temp spiced rum, eat leftover nachos, and have cat conversations galore. We also get quite confused when things that are actually from the other Paranormal Activity movies never happen, but it’s still a great spooky film! So grab some room temperature booze, pour a glass, and drink up! https://shudder-bugs.com/w...
Sep 09, 2017•52 min
Idle Hands (1999) In this episode we watch horror-comedy Idle Hands. We get drunk like only Shudder Bugs can and we laugh until we cry! If you’re interested in hearing us complain, laugh, scream with laughter, cry with laughter, fall into utter hysterics, this is the episode for you. We go hard deep with mimosas and vodka, so grab a drink and find a way to keep your hands busy for this episode! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/aug-23-idle-hands.mp3...
Sep 02, 2017•55 min
The Woman in Black (2012) In this episode we set out to get hammed, and boy do we! We’re watching 2012’s The Woman in Black. We’re spooked, we’re drunk, we’re rowdy and on topic as ever! Sam actually fully screamed watching this movie, so you know it’s scary (or it’s full of jump scares and she’s a big wimp). Grab some vodka, or bourbon, or mouthwash (whatever floats your boat) and have a drink with us https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/aug-23-the-woman-in-black.mp3...
Aug 26, 2017•1 hr 5 min
The Lost Boys (1987) In this episode we’re watching horror comedy classic The Lost Boys. We’re drinking vodka slushies (potent af) and we get good and hammed just for your entertainment. We talk vampires, Elijah Wood, how The Lost Boys are basically just Peter Pan, and how thirsty the mom is in this movie (hint: reeeal thirsty). So grab a slushie and throw some booze in it for this one! Enjoy https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/aug-7-the-lost-boys.mp3...
Aug 19, 2017•1 hr
Orphan (2009) In this episode we’re on our second round of recording, so boy are we off to quite the start! We get vodka drunk and watch 2009’s most impressive horror, “Orphan.” We get rowdy, we laugh so hard we snort, and we actually get a little scared. Like always, this episode is totally on point and we give a very legitimate review of this new classic. Grab a drink and enjoy! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/aug-7-orphan.mp3...
Aug 12, 2017•48 min
The Ring (2002) In this episode, two Voldemorts get hammered and watch The Ring. Classic horror movie, still fucking scary, and yet we somehow go off on a Harry Potter related tangent for basically the whole episode! We’re drunk, we’re scared, we’re hilarious! Grab some vodka, mix it with literally anything you can drink, and have a listen. https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/aug-2-the-ring1.mp3...
Aug 05, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Carrie (1976) In this weeks episode we delve back into the wonderful world of Stephen King with the 1976 classic Carrie. We try to stay on topic, but like usual, it doesn’t last very long. We discuss Sam moving, yowling cats, how to keep periods sexy in the ’70s, changing our names for security, chunky pig’s blood, even more period talk, and the entirety of Stephen King’s writing empire on Audible.com. Grab an open bottle of vodka and prepare your bodies for a true Sunday Bloody Sunday. Be sure ...
Jul 23, 2017•1 hr 3 min
V/H/S (2012) In this episode we go way back! V/H/S was one of the first movies we watched and recorded for Shudder Bugs. It’s a little rough around the edges, but Kaeley’s sweet editing skills brings it all together! So grab a drink, sit back, and give one of our original un-aired episodes a listen. https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/july-5-vhs.mp3
Jul 15, 2017•29 min
The Grudge (2004) In this weeks episode we watch the American remake of The Grudge. We get sloppy drunk on our favourite, vodka! Grab a drink and listen to us scream, laugh, be horribly confused , and go on yet another political rant! If you’re looking for a horror movie to watch this weekend that will leave you confused and maybe a bit angry, this is the movie for you! (Or just go watch the original like we should have done.) Dont forget to check out our sponsors this week! Watch “Spiders Will ...
Jul 08, 2017•57 min
Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn (1987) This episode is crazy! We get “Hellraiser” drunk, which means almost unintelligible, but our marvellous guest Big Al carries our drunk asses through to the end! We talk horror classics and favourite movies, scream a lot, drink a fuckton, and get generally blotto. Grab a drink (or like 10 if you want to get on this level), do a shot too, watch Evil Dead 2, and listen to us give you a totally legitimate, well thought out review with a very serious film expert. http...
Jul 01, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Drag Me To Hell (2009) Lessons from today’s episode: If you get cursed, don’t just stab your cat (that’s good advice in general); if you find yourself being stalked by an angry old lady, be sure to keep away from her nasty-ass dentures; and if you’re going to shove your cursed object in a dead bitch’s face, be sure you actually have the right object! Grab a drink, take a seat, and enjoy the shenanigans we get into as we watch Drag Me To Hell! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/j...
Jun 24, 2017•59 min
The Blair Witch Project (1999) In this episode we get next-level drunk and watch found footage classic The Blair Witch Project! How has this movie changed film? Who is the real Blair Witch? What happened to everyone at the end? Well, we’re not sure, but we definitely try to figure it out! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/june-12-the-blair-witch-p.mp3
Jun 17, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Get Out (2017) In this episode the two whitest people you’ll ever meet tackle racial inequality in North America. We struggle to recall who owns the Great Lakes, take a brief foray into Sam’s sinuses, discuss when you should shoot someone, ponder the extreme wage gap, and get feisty about ladies in the workplace. We get trashed and watch what is fast becoming a horror classic. One thing is certain, we don’t hold back! So if you’ve come looking for a commentary on race issues in Canada and the US...
Jun 10, 2017•1 hr 16 min
The Ruins (2008) In this episode we watch The Ruins. We’re already half cut by the time we get going, so it’s a rowdy episode! We talk crying like a bitch, how much to drink when listening to us (tip: get a shot glass and the cheapest booze you can find), why you should STAY THE FUCK AT THE RESORT when you visit Mexico, and severely moist butts. We even give tips on how to stiffen your mouth-hole and make raindrop sounds with your face. So grab a drink (really, anything boozy will do), sit back,...
Jun 03, 2017•1 hr 3 min
Friday the 13th (1980) Welcome to the 20th episode of Shudder Bugs! In this episode we get brunch-drunk and talk outside sex, virginity, time travel, iZombie, Christmas underwear, CHEESE, shitty shitty roads, and the entire Friday the 13th saga (seriously, all of it, there’s so much of it). Our drunk level is rivalled by few, so grab a mimosa, drink along with us, and see if you can keep up! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/may-20-friday-the-13th.mp3...
May 27, 2017•1 hr 7 min
It Follows (2015) In this episode we talk sex (so much about sex, and condom use, and whether or not that’s enough). We talk about our favourite topic (buttholes), and our newest feline member of Shudder Bugs, Gus Gus, gets nice and chatty for everyone to hear (I like to think he’s also talking about buttholes). We get real deep into whippin’ dicks (Do we use whips on dicks? Do we whip dicks out? Find out here), sexually transmitted ghosts, holy douches, and the trials of dating in a world full ...
May 20, 2017•1 hr 2 min
Misery (1990) In this episode we watch the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s classic, “Misery.” We talk double dicks (on one dude), the Duggars and their many dastardly daughters (and sons, especially the sons), delicious drinks of box wine, the recently discovered Dugard daughter (who disappeared for over a decade), and decidedly delightful butthole photography! We get drunk, we make wildly bold claims, and we fall in love with Kathy Bates all over again. I think you will too https://shudder-b...
May 13, 2017•1 hr 18 min
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) Ever wonder what happens when you soak a tampon in vodka? Or when you’re in a wheelchair but have to pee? Well, we’ve got the answers in this episode of Shudder Bugs! We’re watching the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre and we get out of control. We talk vodka, former guests, and what we’d do if captured by leather face. Pour yourself a vodka and give this shit a listen, because it’s fucked! https://shudder-bugs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/apr-26-the-texas-...
May 06, 2017•1 hr 2 min
They Live (1988) In this episode we get deep into the topics of bleached assholes, high school shenanigans, ka ka poo poo pee pee, what our provinces would be like as high school students, a variety of other incredibly inappropriate things, and eventually we watch a movie. They Live is a classic film from the ’80s that’s absolutely FULL of sweet zingers, one-liners, weird skeleton alien people, and ridiculous fight scenes. We laughed more at this movie than pretty much any movie we’ve seen so fa...
Apr 29, 2017•53 min
