This week Crippled Jesus joins the show for a generic rock episode to see if Cake has what it takes to beat Weezer for the title. Can a song with droning boring lyrics that make no sense beat a song written about clothing but self edited to sound childish and dumb? You get to decide between: Weezer: Where's My Sex vs Cake: Frank Sinatra Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out ou...
Oct 15, 2021•24 min
This week Adam comes back to the show to go through a general pop episode. Can a #1 hit song with the dumbest childish lyrics beat out a blatant Michael Jackson ripoff with shit skits and terrible talk singing? You get to decide between: Owl City: Fireflies vs Corey Feldman: Duh Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our patreon page at patreon.com/ssotw sign up and become a Gl...
Oct 08, 2021•27 min
This week Vinnie Paulino from the Creep Off joins the show and Branden phones it in as we go through the musical career of a couple wrestlers. But really it's great opportunity to shit all over Hulk Hogan. You get to decide who has the worst song this week between: Hulk Hogan: Beach Patrol vs Macho Man Randy Savage: Be a Man Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our patreon pa...
Oct 01, 2021•29 min
Mike from WFOD comes back to the show to go through some 90's hip hop to see what is worse. A song with a lame story and more than half of it is the hook. Or a song that tells the story of a little bitch who can't handle kinky pussy. You get to decide between: City High: What Would You Do vs Vanilla Ice: Stop That Train Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our patreon page at...
Sep 24, 2021•38 min
This week we pander to those who pander to the masses about the Red, White and Blue, fishing, Jesus and America as Jake from Fartmouth podcast joins the show with some pandering Country music to see what is worse. A song pandering to America on its birthday, or a song pandering to literally every known country stereotype. You get to decide between: Florida Georgia Line: I Love My Country vs Toby Keith: Happy Birthday America Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://...
Sep 17, 2021•26 min
This week things get oddly country as Branden and Jodie go through some hick hop to see what is more infuriating; a song with a depressing rhythm, out of place solos and virtually every stereotype in the lyrics. Or a song that really has no substance to it and may be on the show just to piss people off. You get to decide this week between: Apalachee Falls: Country Roads vs Cowboy Troy: Bus Driver Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and...
Sep 10, 2021•44 min
This week things take an interesting turn as Branden and Red dive into the music of some famous YouTubers to see what is more annoying to listen to: some upbeat dance track that's filled with slurs, or a trap rap song written by a streamer who was banned from a game? What song has Red so furious with Branden this week? You get to decide which song is worse between: Jeffery Star: Blow Me vs Faze Jarvis: Banned 4 Life Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.c...
Sep 03, 2021•28 min
This week Branden travels to Red's kill shack in West Virginia to go through some brand new country songs to see what is worse: when country music uses every stereotype to pander to its fans. Or when they decide to go the exact opposite route as a "Fuck You" to the fans. You get to decide between: Darius Rucker: Beers and Sunshine vs Brantley Gilbert: Worst Country Song of All Time Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which ...
Aug 27, 2021•39 min
This week we take a look at one of the most iconic hip hop groups ever, and a shit hit song that they decided to censor themselves. Delvin Cox joins the show to see what is worse between that or when a former member of said group goes solo and raps about one of his biggest fears. Oh and also god gets thrown into the mix because why not? You get to decide this week between: 2 Live Crew: Pop That Pussy (Pop That Coochie) vs Knowdaverbs: Plane Scared Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on t...
Aug 20, 2021•44 min
Jodie B returns to the show in an attempt to kill one of Branden's babies. It's surf rock vs new wave this week as we take a step back in time to see what is more offensive. A song with nonsense lyrics and random obnoxious noises, or a song that covers parts of songs and throws in the worst synth solos you've ever heard. You get to decide between: B-52's: Rock Lobster vs Devo: Secret Agent Man Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vo...
Aug 13, 2021•53 min
This week Adam comes back to celebrate the world of women in music. Specifically how terrible it can be. We cover a wide variety of songs to see what is worse, a Lady Gaga knockoff song with lyrics that make no sense and barely rhyme. Or a retarded pop punk song about working on mental health sung by two famous "musicians" who have never grown in their lives. You get to decide between: Willow/Avril Lavigne: Grow vs Jada: This Party's on Fire Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter...
Aug 06, 2021•35 min
Devan from Rubberneckers joins the show this week with an 80's wild card episode! He brings a song that his cohost really likes but apparently is dogshit. But can it beat the song Branden brings? What's worse: a slow droning song about literally nothing, or an ultra upbeat song with annoying hooks and retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine vs Q-Feel: Dancin' in Heaven Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and...
Jul 30, 2021•29 min
Break out your JNCO jeans and flip your baseball hats backwards, it's time to give it all for the Nookie as we dive into one of the musical anomalies of the world, Limp Bizkit. Boomer Bob joins the show this week to go through the evolution of one song and try to figure out which version is worse. A song with massive musical drop offs and droning vocals, or a song that is just 4 minutes of name dropping and shout outs. You get to decide between: Cambodia vs Show Me What You Got Leave us a voicem...
Jul 23, 2021•48 min
This week Crippled Jesus comes back to go through a couple 90's rock songs from classic rockers. Two heavy hitters go head to head to see what is more infuriating; a song trying to sound like everything that was popular at the time, or a song written about a color and not a metaphor for anything whatsoever? You get to decide this week between: Def Leppard: All I Want Is Everything vs Aerosmith: Pink Also stay tuned at the end of this episode for a sneak peek at some bonus patreon content! Includ...
Jul 16, 2021•50 min
This week we take a look at a couple country songs to see what is worse, a song being spoken to you with a metronome for a beat, or a sad poser country song that rips off every other country song out there. You get to decide which takes the title between: Sam Hunt: Breaking Up Was Easy In The 90's vs Morgan Wallen: Sand In My Boots Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our pat...
Jul 09, 2021•43 min
This week Branden is joined by Royce and Mersh from Revenge of the Cis to go through the audio abortion known as 90's pop rock. This is a genre that we don't go through often and for good reason, it's painful. But we suffer through these two shit heaps to see which is worse, a song filled with lyrical nonsense and skits for some reason. Or a song fixated on the dumbest object and thinking you can tell a whole story around it. You get to decide between: Len: Steal My Sunshine vs OMC: How Bizarre ...
Jul 02, 2021•41 min
This week we go way back to the early 70's to see what made country music so great. And by that I mean ridiculous outdated lyrics and perhaps the biggest musical ripoff of another artists work. Comedian and host of the Todd Glass show Todd Glass joins us to find out if Merle Haggard has what it takes to beat Glenn Campbell for the title. You get to decide between: Merle Haggard: Okie From Muskogee vs Glenn Campbell: Rhinestone Cowboy Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at...
Jun 25, 2021•35 min
It's a celebrity wild card episode this week as we go through two songs that couldn't be more different but they have one thing in common. They were written and performed by actors, athletes, any sort of celebrity that decided to branch out and try music. And holy fuck these two never should have done that. But you get to decide what is worse, a braggadocious basketball rap with too much bass and a model feature, or a good ole' fashioned drinkin' tune by two buddies who couldn't be in the same r...
Jun 18, 2021•35 min
Lame guitar solos, lazy, douchey lyrics, and the most unoriginal, sterile radio friendly bullshit you've ever heard. We go back in time with that Motherfucker himself Jodie B to the early 2000's to take a look at a genre known a "Butt Rock" to see if acoustic Finger Eleven can beat out the blip on the radar known as Hinder. You get to decide between: Finger Eleven: Paralyzer vs Hinder: Lips of an Angel Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongP...
Jun 11, 2021•53 min
This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? returns to the show to break down the phenomenon that was 80's hip hop. We go through two icons in the genre to try and figure out what it was that made this music so popular to begin with. And all of this to answer the question of what is worse, a song about teenage angst and pedophilia by a man that is universally beloved. Or a song about friendship by what sounds like some of the loneliest people ever. You get to decide this week between: Fresh Prin...
Jun 04, 2021•41 min
Can a song about the weather beat a song about a woman that could never exist? Adam from The Internet is a Toilet podcast joins the show to help decide which Boy Band is worse between: HeartBeat Boys: I Like The Rain vs O*Town: Liquid Dreams Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check out our patreon page at patreon.com/ssotw sign up and become a Glutton For Punishment to get access to ...
May 28, 2021•38 min
This may be one of the more evenly matched battles we've had on the show. Pandering lyrics, out of place music and lackluster guitar solos are whats featured as we dive into some horrible country music. Does Florida Georgia Line have what it takes to beat some American Idol reject Jimmie Allan? You get to decide between: Florida Georgia Line: Long Live vs Jimmie Allan: Freedom Was a Highway Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod and vote ...
May 21, 2021•45 min
Horrible sex metaphors, whiny rich boys, and so many blatant rip-offs. Eric Zane from the Eric Zane Show joins us this week to try and see if repeat offender Alice Cooper has what it takes to take down Iron Maiden front man Bruce Dickinson. Can Alice's sexy voice and shitty building ethics beat Bruce and his sad attempt to replicate 80's rock songs. Who has what it takes between: Alice Cooper: House of Fire vs Bruce Dickinson: Tattooed Millionaire Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on t...
May 14, 2021•49 min
Join us and PJ Philliam from We Are Assholes as we go way back in time to break down some 70's singer/songwriters. Why would we do this? To see what is worse: a band of non musicians who rock the fuck out of a tambourine and are surprisingly upbeat about destroying the earth, or a love song written for and about a couple of rodents featuring the first animal solo on the show. You get to decide between: Joni Mitchell: Big Yellow Taxi vs Captain and Tennille: Muskrat Love Leave us a voicemail 910-...
May 07, 2021•32 min
This week that motherfucker himself Jodie B joins the show to try and figure out what exactly is a jam band. And why anyone would listen to it without a head full of acid All this to decide what is worse between a song that tries to figure out what it is or a bizarre song made with a homemade instrument about absolutely nothing. You get to decide between: O.A.R- Crazy Game of Poker vs That 1 Guy: The Moon is Disgusting Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitte...
Apr 30, 2021•53 min
Horribly slow, upbeat music, some of the laziest songwriting, a lot of unnecessary thanking and of course a geography lesson. All this and more as Red and Branden break down two retarded reggae songs. It's no wonder we rarely go through this genre. It's so fucking dumb. Anyway, either way I guess you can't go wrong this week but really only one host brought an actual reggae song. So you get to decide which is worse between: Pato Banton: Go Pato vs Laid Back: Sunshine Reggae Leave us a voicemail ...
Apr 23, 2021•40 min
This week we're joined by Jake from the Fartmouth Podcast to break down a genre that Branden knows a lot about, country music. Specifically early 2000's country music to see what is more annoying, a pretentious pop/country/rap song about a man begging to be noticed. Or a country version of Glory Days for people in their 90's. You get to choose between: Toby Keith: I Wanna Talk About Me vs Tim McGraw: Back When Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/Shi...
Apr 16, 2021•36 min
Face paint, costumes, generic songwriting and gimmicky bullshit. What do these things have in common? They are things that can be said about both of this weeks bands. Crippled Jesus joins the show to see which song is more irritating, a repetitive "love" song with some of the worst high notes brought to the show; or a 1950's doo-wap style punk song that has to try and talk about death to sound hardcore. This weeks contestants are: KISS: Made for Loving You vs The Misfits: Saturday Night Leave us...
Apr 09, 2021•29 min
This week Larry Bleidner for That Larry Show joins the podcast with one of the worst fucking songs to ever come on the show. Can Branden beat it with a song written by someone who gave it to someone else, who then made it popular, and then decided to try and take it back? The answer is of course not but god damnit he tries. Tune in to see which song takes the title home this week between: Bruce Springsteen: Because the Night vs Chicago: Color My World Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us ...
Apr 02, 2021•36 min
It's America vs Australia once again as Turch from We Only Do One Take podcast joins the show to discuss two horrible pop songs. Can the vocal range of an Australian Idol runner up take down an annoyingly catchy song that's nothing but humble brags and hooks? Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got, because this bitch isn't fucking around when it comes to garbage music. Who has this weeks shit song between: Shannon Noll: Angels Brought Me Here vs J-Lo: Jenny From the Block Leave us a voicema...
Mar 26, 2021•55 min
