Oh my god, Cracker Barrel went woke. I'm recording! I wasn't. I wasn't recording. I opened my phone. I opened my phone and Twitter was open and it refreshed and it was this picture, always funny, of the guy whispering at George Bush another plane has hit the tower. But it was Cracker Barrel has fallen and it was a quote tweet and the Texas Family Project says we take no pleasure in reporting that Cracker Barrel has fallen.
One friendly family establishment has caved to the mob and it's just bringing the front porch to pride and about how we move forward together at Cracker Barrel. That's cute. That's sick. That's so sick. Fucking Cracker Barrel rocks. You can play big ass checkers in rocking chairs next to a roaring fire while you're waiting for your chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes. I've never been. Why the fuck don't more people go to Cracker Barrel, dude? Because the name.
You just don't make a plate of green beans. Yeah, fuck the crackers. It's all for me. My birthday is coming up. You want to go to Cracker Barrel? For my birthday should I organize a dinner at Cracker Barrel? Dude, if you want to make every single person in the restaurant super uncomfortable with how loud and annoying we are, that would be very fun. That's exactly what Ian wants for his birthday. Just go to the Cracker Barrel off of like 70.
So you're taking 470 towards Blue Springs and you, not Blue Springs, towards Lee's Summit. And then instead of going into Lee's Summit, you keep going. You're going to go on to 70 in Independence. There's a Cracker Barrel right over there. That one would be money. That one would be money. Shane, I drove past that Cracker Barrel today. Big bless. Shane has this intricate map of where all Cracker Barrels are at all times. I know, I've driven past that Cracker Barrel. It's not a mental map.
Mary Lee's family lives out in Grain Valley and Gartner, Buckner and shit. And so you pass by that area to go on, I think it's 70 East to get to all of that by the big Harley Davidson thing there. He's got it completely mapped out in a map. I used to be so bad with directions and then I started working for the post office and I just know where to go anywhere in the city now.
I'll tell you what, if you told me I had to find a Cracker Barrel, I don't know that I would have been able to specifically fucking triangulate one like you just described. But if you just let me loose in the world and were like, go find a Cracker Barrel, I would just let my Applebee's instincts drive me. And he would just take his shoes and socks off and stand in some grass and just smell the wind.
Spin that man around 50 times, spin him around in a circle 50 times, push him forward, he will zombie walk towards Cracker Barrel. If you have him lay down in a kiddie pool and float, it's gotta be salt water and float. His feet will always point towards Cracker Barrel. It's true. I don't know where my nearest Cracker Barrel is, but I do know where that there's a hometown buffet next to the Buffalo Wild Wings across from the Dave and Busters.
I think if I had to take a guess, your closest Cracker Barrel is going to be in Marin or Sacramento. I just had a flashback to fucking like episode three when I was on surface leave and I was telling you guys about things I'd seen on the road. And one of them was at least eight emergency vehicles outside of a Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah, I looked it up.
I thought for a second on the map, it looked like the closest Cracker Barrel was just in San Mateo, but that's actually boiler barrel e-liquids and the picture of this establishment is of a residence. OK, so the closest one is actually in where is in Sacramento. You fucking crushed it. The closest one is in Sacramento. There's two in Sacramento. OK, Sacramento has two things. Death grips and Cracker Barrels. Apparently that's it.
From the music research facility on the surface of the moon, this is shitty mashups. Hello and welcome back everyone to the most lightest, the most tightest episode of shitty mashups that may not actually end up being that way. However, I am your enthusiastic and glowing host, Shane. And joining me as always are my equally resplendent goons, Ryan and Ian. Yeah, we had another, you know, uranium leak. So we're all glowing a little bit. Can't you see them shining?
It'll it'll it'll slough off soon enough. We should all. The future of this podcast is so bright, we should all put on our sun visors. I'm just excited for tomorrow when the hallucinations kick in because it usually it sloughs off and then the trip really takes off. That's blast off, baby. Yeah, uranium poisoning. It's fun for the first like twenty nine hours, hour like 30 31. You get very close to death and it's like a coin toss. So you have to enjoy the way to go.
You have to enjoy the time while you're true. You're timing for that part. Like that's the part you want to, you know. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the you know, anyway. Anyway, of course, what you've gathered so far is that this is a. I almost said. I was talking about uranium. I wanted to stick with the joke. Oh, that might be the funniest thing that ever gets said that will not go in the show. OK, of course, as you've guessed, this is our our glowing, loving music podcast.
Psych had you go when we hate it. This is our music destruction podcast where I give them a challenge and they make some mashups, thus destroying the good components of the music and make some funny fuckers like fruit roll up style garbage that you just kind of like slowly eat up until it's over. And then you're like, oh, you fucking idiot. OK, OK. Hey, quick question. What about fruit by the foot or roll up? Which one do you want fruit by the foot? Fruit by the foot.
I think you could circle a head bang with it. I prefer fruit by the foot, but I think fruit roll ups taste better because the flavor is more concentrated and you wound it up. However, however, however, however. I yes, I would agree with that. I think like overall, the flavor of a roll up is better, but the texture of the fruit by the foot is better and the entertainment value of it is better.
Yes, because you can like have it like coming at your mouth and look like it's like a tongue with a big guy. Guys, guys, I have to also say it's got the negative Oreo factor, the fruit roll up. It will get stuck in your motherfucking teeth. Oh, yeah, not worth it to eat it. If it does that, you will not catch me around Oreos. You will not catch me around fruit roll ups. I am a fruit by the foot gentleman. I do. You can circle head bang with it. You could like long tongue it.
You can like just like blap, blap, blap, blap all the way up. Very good. Listen, texture is good. Flavor still hits. I don't know how we got on this, but I would like to stand on this platform and say that I am a juice-pilled gushers Chad. And I will stand by that until the day I die. No, I'm hey, I'm right there with you. Gushers are the best. Every single person listening. I have to preface this. We have been doing blank, pill and something coded jokes for the last hour and a half.
So if you hate that humor, if that's at any point annoying or insufferable to you, you might want to. Then think about how we feel considering how we feel about music and that we're making this podcast for you. I maybe don't whine about it. Yeah. So anyway, of course we make mashups. Last time the challenge I gave these fellas was the theme song challenge and Ryan won that one with a track called After School Hang. It was a slammer. It was pretty good. I liked it.
I still don't think it topped my cartoon theme Bruno Mars, Fraggle Rock, K.R. Mold. I mean you used Bruno Mars. How could it? I tried to use Bruno Mars song for this one to kind of bring it, or for that last one to bring it full circle, but there's no good ones left. We used all the good ones. Yeah, you got to wait for the man to put on more music. Come on Bruno. The podcast needs you. We should dictate. I would say that Bruno probably has a lot of stuff we haven't dived into yet.
I will dictate but not read and you guys can edit a podcast fan letter to Bruno Mars begging him for more music so we can steal it. Mostly the stems. Please give us the stems. We can steal it and put it on our illegal podcast, our Pyra Radio podcast. Why wouldn't he comply? Bruno Mars seems like a really fucking cool guy. Okay. Please let's get to this week's challenge. The challenge I gave these fellas this week is the... Lighten tight.
Yes, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight, lighten tight. The challenge I gave these fellas this week is the homonym challenge. Of course that's two words that sound the same but ain't spelt the same. How... Cinnamon is a homonym for synonym. You told us last week. A throwback to a banger joke last week. I said that last week and I still think it's true. I understand, even though maybe that's not entirely accurate. You appreciate the synonym?
It does tickle my brain. It tickles my brain in a pleasant way. The synonym. You really have to kind of chew on it a little bit. Yeah. Don't worry. Eventually you'll get on my level. I appreciate you having one of those because I have a very old concocted example of a metaphorical device. Also, mine is for alliteration. Mine has always been alliteration is the first letter of every word being the same. My mother made me marmalade. That's what you say? Yeah. That's my one.
I had one but I lost it. It's okay. You had the synonym. What's a simile? It's like a metaphor. What's a metaphor? The wind. That's a good follow up to it. That's a good follow up to it, dude. It's the homonym challenge. Where does it spell the same? It's spelled different but sounds the same. I have to know, how was it getting songs for this? It's very important for me to know how difficult it was for you to make these mashups. It wasn't too difficult. All I did was I thought of it.
I just thought of words that were homonyms that seemed likely to be in a title of a song. I just mixed and matched a couple of first few things I tried didn't work. It's definitely very funny but I had to wrestle with it a lot, specifically the vocals for reasons you'll understand. You started with the word and went to the songs after. That's interesting. Okay, interesting. Ian?
It's funny because I think I had kind of an inverse experience where I was having trouble just thinking of anything off the top of my head and so I pulled up a list of synonyms. Or not synonyms. Fuck. Of homonyms. We're going to keep doing that. You've now implanted that in my brain. It works. I'm just thinking about that phrase. It's an anti-pneumonic device. You gave me the woke synonym mind virus. Yes, we finally got him. I got him.
We joined the woke mind virus war on the side of the woke mind virus. Shane, I know you tried to read it but in Snow Crash there's a whole idea of language as a virus. I finished the book. Oh, hell yeah. I just did it. I just fucking mind virus him. Anyway, I looked up a list of synonyms. Damn, he looked up a list of homonyms. I did. It's fine. He went Rhyme Zone. Even still I was having some trouble finding the word. I wanted to do one that was a phrase, I think.
I wanted to do something where it was two phrases that are both synonyms. You were swinging for the fucking fences. Both homonyms. Fuck me. It's working. But I couldn't find that. I also was just having trouble. There was one idea that I had that I started on and then quickly realized wasn't going to work. Then I found two songs with a title that I had not heard either of them. One of them I didn't even know the artist.
Listened to them separately and I was like, huh, okay, those might work together but they're kind of different. That might be one that once I get started isn't really popping. Literally, one of the songs I had to slow down considerably, but when I fucking put it in there and set it in the place, it was perfect the whole way through.
I didn't have to adjust the key or after the tempo adjustment, I didn't have to go in and make little edits to correct it at parts where it starts to lag or anything like that. I just got to focus on putting some effects and shit on there. You had a falling into place experience with it. I'm really excited about it, honestly. I'm excited for you guys to hear it. Well, Ryan goes first this week, so should we see if he can get a little bit of a streak going? Let's see.
Let's hear what we have here. Oh, fuck, I've lost. I already lost. Oh, shit. Now, to be fair, I've been trying to think of something to do in that, like have two homonyms in a sentence since we started recording and have not been able to get one until now. Okay. It's more than I got. Is it important? My blood sugar's just going up just because I ate. Get some insulin. I told you about eating, the dangers of eating. I know. The dangers of eating.
Breaking your fast as a means to an end of your life. Okay. We're good. I mean, it satisfies you then, but what of your soul? Are you eating soul-rishing foods? Or are you eating onions? I want to start adding, but what of your soul? But what of your soul? To the end of every question. That is similarly- Oh, sure, Ian. You got to raise, but what of your soul? Have you done the Lord's work? There's a funny- Ask, like, babe, what do you want for dinner tonight?
No matter what she says, be like, but what of your soul? It's pretty good. It reminds me of a bit that I really like about making haikus, and you just say something at the beginning, and the last line is always, it's snowing on Mount Fuji. There's a couple like that. All right, let's go. Ryan's track. Ian might recognize the instrumental. I don't expect you will, Shane. He said uh-oh. He said uh-oh. I wonder, yeah, I don't know if you'll recognize it. That's good.
Okay, motherfucker, let's do this. I did my best with the vocals, honestly. I did the best I possibly could. The second Death Grips reference in the episode. Unless the part about Cracker Barrel got cut out. Shane's gonna be mad he's been enjoying this this much when he finds out what this instrumental is. Yeah. Well, I mean, he can tell it's cheesy as fuck. I just like Death Grips, man. Punk weight is a good song. This might be the cleanest MC Ride vocals ever recorded.
You know you could probably email him and he would give them to you. He probably would. You're on tour. Everybody go check out Death Grips tour schedule. The fact that you said I would hate it makes me think this is like an Ed Sheeran song or something. It's like worse. This is good. Death Grips work over this. Yeah. Roll along. We both kind of eschewed the time limit this week. Time limit doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, we gave up on that. Sub four minutes is fine.
Something about this tells me it probably could have worked for the normie versus extreme challenge. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually pretty funny. I think Ian's track is going to mirror this quite a bit then. Some of the things that he has said. It sort of does. It's not as absurd, but. It's just this for like the rest of it. You can. Oh, I'm listening. All right. The weird artifacts from. I left them in there. I thought I liked it. Dude, it's good. It's a good song. It's a good record.
Everyone go listen to the Money Store by Death Grips. You can seem interesting to your peers. All right, Ryan, break that shit down. So I do call that. I will now watch your play and I emphasize do call it that because it's the name of the file. I get it now. And it's because this is what it would take for me to want to watch Hamilton because that's what the backing track is. Oh, MC Ride was in Hamilton. Now I will watch your play. Damn. Yeah, that's crazy.
That's punk weight by Death Grips and wait for it by Hamilton. Oh, you know, wait and wait, wait and wait. Yeah. Wait and wait. Well done. Well done. It was fun. Yeah. I was thinking back to when I used Hamilton because that was like the big I use like the big song from Hamilton with Moana. Shane couldn't escape. Yeah. And I use it with Taylor Swift. That was for the Normie music. If I can prove that I never touch my balls. Is that TikTok? Yeah, no, that was fun.
That worked better than I enjoyed. Like when I realized what it was, I was like, I thought like, will this sustain through the whole thing? And it did. Sure enough. I watched a really, really, really fucking good video essay about Hamilton recently. And so I mean, I have to this day heard one or two songs from it because of Ian doing them at karaoke. I have never and probably will never listen to any of the other ones. You've heard Let It Go. That's from Frozen. I know.
It's just the same kind of people, you know. Oh, Disney adults and Hamilton fans. Full circle venti exam. I was so into Hamilton. I was so into Hamilton. It's fine. Maybe the most obnoxious thing that I have done my entire life is me and our friend Carly. Shouts out Carly. But we used to literally like perform Hamilton. Like who's we are? Like bomb fires. Who's we? Carly. Me and Carly.
Like when it was like me and Carly and like John and Sarah and shit, we would just like sit there and like do Hamilton like the whole first act. Well, I like my friends did that in high school. I mean, that's not like no, this was not high school. We were obnoxious in high school. I was old enough to know better. And the thing is, it's not that crazy to do stuff like that. Like me and Ian, when we would go on road trips, we would do like act two, protoman, pick parts, sing the songs.
Yeah, it's the same thing. And we'll still do that. But that's different. It's different me in our car doing it. We were doing it with people there. That's like watching twice as bad as a guitar guy. Were they clapping? I don't know that they were clapping. John can fill us in. Maybe next week we bring John on the podcast. John, you'll hear this if you want to come on the podcast next week and talk about Ian doing Hamilton at a bonfire. Well, I have a yeah. You know what?
I'm not going to say anything else. I'm going to be on to respond to this. That's crazy. That's crazy. Ian, you have to do what to see how he'll react. Apologist music listening. If you want to shy away from the ultra libed up claims of your Hamilton enthusiasm, you need to get really into clipping. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Well, before you get to your wonderful clipping homework, we have to listen to your track. Yeah, let's do it. Let's get into it. Huh?
I highly doubt you guys will recognize the instrumental. I don't. I don't. But I think you'll recognize you might recognize the vocal line, but just vibe with it. Sounds like post Malone. Bring me the horizon. It's bring me the horizon. I don't like that. I heard that because it's an Resources song. this episode I like how it's on like the off beat Yeah, it's swinging Can we do the backwards head nod?
Go back We do that a lot of shows Yeah, there you go on the hop The back I Does sound a lot like Lincoln Park Yeah You combine bring me the horizon with whatever this is just get Lincoln Park Like the the post media link it park So This is like some good night driving music, yeah, yeah the bumping like yeah like going over your face I like that, dude
Yeah, that was good. Break that shit down ian Uh, so I call that one throne and it's spelled f Third In this episode, uh Yeah, I said I was starting to spell it it's th And I said f Okay, I was like making the noise of the two words together instead of you kill me call it that I thought you said This is called throne spelled Anyway, um now it's called throne and spelled t h r o w n e um It is throne by bring me the horizon as in the throne that you sit upon
uh, and then throne as in the ball has been thrown by uh, chiasmos Um who is somebody that I've never heard of uh, they came up when you were looking for a song called throne
Yep, exactly. I saw throne throne. I was like, oh there's got to be some throne stuff like and I like I think my brain went to watch the throne But that's just the name of the album and they say it at one point, but it's not actually the title of a song um, but I was like probably some other good songs for throne and also I felt like There was probably a word that at least one of there there's a song that at least one of you that would recognize That has the word throne in it
So like that seems like a good starting point. Um um, yeah, so and I saw bring me the horizon and I was like, I don't think they like Love that band, but I know that they have at least heard them even though I have at least familiar with Yeah, you're at least familiar. I guess I didn't want to use like two Completely unknown like yeah, this is you know, fucking you definitely can joe schmoe and Sally jackoff. I don't know. You certainly shouldn't worry about that in the future
I mean like a really good chad face. Thank you That's really good. I can't contort my face. I don't know if I can do it again. I wasn't looking I don't even remember how I did it. I just hit the I can't I can't do it if i'm smiling You didn't think you could chad face the one of them Yeah I'm not as good this time. Anyone that hasn't watched the video episode ryan has a really good jawline So his chest Thank you for saying I have a really good jawline
This is why we need to be you got one of the best bro. We got one of the best episodes. Thank you Ryan's a handsome guy. Well, we'd get more traction if we did video episodes It's you guys can get my butt out. I got my butt out in the video episode. Go check it out on youtube
Yeah, he's got his butt out. It's crazy. It's a whole butt. It's totally out spreading it. Um Yeah, um, but no so The bring me the horizon song is a little bit longer, uh, or not longer but um faster tempo So I had to slow it down and generally when you have to slow something down
I find that it's like you you have to go in like I said and make some of those edits. Um, Um, you know, it'll start it'll be lined up for a while and then it'll kind of fall out of sync if it's not like perfect um, and this I would probably attribute to like Both of the like electronic music and whatever specific subgenre metal the horizon are It's just just metal metal core. It's metal. It's it's something like they're very much like
On a tempo like yeah that that is music. It's like there's not a lot of swing to that. So they're both very precise Styles of music so timing so that's me. I think that made it matching really easy and they're in different keys But it sounded really good. They were both in a minor key. So they like Offset nice. Yeah, you got that. I was just like I was like i'm vibing with this and it was a vibe Put put a lot of like reverb and some uh
What? Um, oh wow I was just about to say a word that I realized I don't know that i've ever actually said out loud flanger flanger flanger flanger flanger Flanger like a flange Yeah, sick, dude. Hey, congratulations new word announcement Yeah, new words just dropped. It's like oh, I know that word
It was just as as soon as it like started to exit my mouth. I was like, wait, i'm sure But you know the slanger i've read this word a lot dude, you know something funny You know one of those like specific words that like oh it's for this like the rain just fell and it's the smell Of what outside is like petrified one of those. Yeah, those fake really hyper specific words There should be one for the face you make before you say a word out loud for the first time That should be one
American it's called like in german. It's like the verdenschmerken or something It's the face you make before you say a word out loud for the first time Before you confidently say rendezvous in front of your fifth grade class Bro, what are my ex-girlfriend?
We were on vacation, uh, oh and we were walking out of a place and they had a little gift shop and she was like, oh You We should get a sylvanir That is of course a souvenir you get from the elves I stopped Dead in my tracks and I was like how possibly could I wasn't even laugh? I wasn't even like laughing at that point. I said I go Oh, what repeat that exact sentence to me?
I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna get a sylvanir. I was like a sylvanir and she was like, yeah, and I was like And then he like tripped her and pushed her And then she got up, dusted herself off and said a silver souvenir you asshole. It was a portmanteau
It wasn't. She said it was a portmanteau She legitimately thought that was how the word was pronounced Guys she wanted to be a writer Portmanteau Don't don't hey we don't we don't need any exes coming for us No names Before we go to judgment I have something I'd like to discuss with you guys Hold on, hold on, hold on In the interest of keeping things light and tight Hey god, Shay needs to wipe his tears He said actually portmanteau God damn, dude, yeah shut up it was
No you're right I cried because I needed to, it wasn't your joke Hey man we all need to be vulnerable sometimes I cry all the time So this is sort of like a cheese line But it's, I know a lot of podcasts have food bits Oh my god I know a lot of podcasts have food bits This isn't a cheese line update Are you good?
Yeah I just want to make sure that it wasn't closed No This is like, it's food related But like I was at the 7-Eleven So this is like a breaking news This is like a breaking food news I was at the 7-Eleven I was at the 7-Eleven And I saw this Oh! A Mr. Beast bar Mr. Beast D's Nuts bar While you were there did you fuck the rest of them up?
No I think Mr. Beast is probably okay I don't know Oh well he put out a thing He took a picture of a display at Walmart And it was all fucked up And out of place And he goes, if you're walking by and you see the display You should go ahead and like clean it up and fix it And some people were like I'm gonna go to Walmart and fuck up the Mr. Beast bars I didn't know about that I should have done that But no, but I saw I don't know I don't watch streamers I don't follow this world at all
He's a YouTube guy It doesn't matter I think he's the most famous YouTube guy of all time That's fine I don't watch YouTubers I don't watch Twitch streamers I watch movies I don't hear of them No I only read books I only read Mr. Beast I'm 11 years old I read books about Mr. Beast And that's why I'm a little behind the curve But I know a lot of fucking Podcasts do food stuff But I thought maybe I'd like eat it and let you guys know If his nuts taste any good It's called a D's Nuts bar
It is a D's Nuts Mr. Beast D's Nuts Can you describe what it is Represented as on the label Would you say it's D's Nuts No, I want to know about the flavor Milk chocolate with peanut butter Mr. Beast bar It's a Hershey's Reese's Feastables Whatever I'm just saying those two things Grass fed milk Only seven ingredients And those ingredients are Cane sugar Organic cocoa Organic cocoa butter, excuse me Organic chocolate liqueur Liquor Stop Organic milk, peanut salt and organic vanilla powder
Is it good? It's good but it tastes like Like those Justin peanut butter things Where it's like They're fine but you can taste That they're trying to be the healthy option Okay so You had a spectrum That was one end Protein bar The other end Like the most Egregious chocolate So rich and ridiculous A reason I think the zero on this scale should be like Literally just like a nutrient brick Like five is like the protein bar A cow's salt lick It's not bad It's not bad Would you buy it again?
Not if they had other stuff What if they had one with pretzels in it?
That would probably be pretty good Dude That would probably be pretty good So I just finished it If Mr. Beast ever does like a He ate the whole thing He ate all of Mr. Beast's nuts 210 calories If Mr. Beast ever does a thing Where he's like I cured a thousand Adults with type 1 diabetes Well look who's familiar with his videos now I just know he did that thing He did the He like He fixed a thousand blind kids I don't know That's probably not the best way to say that
All I hear about is that he gives a lot of money to charity If he does that for diabetes I will do that Mr. Beast I'm tagging Mr. Beast Osama Bin Laden And President Biden For the Deez Nuts Challenge Osama Bin Laden Okay In the interest of keeping it In the interest of keeping it Light and tight I do just have one more segment Before we go One more segment I just have one more quick segment It's gonna eat Mr. Beast's finger Deez nuts hang heavy You'll see here I have Mr. Beast's Actual nuts
No, it's funny that you Mentioned that you watch movies Ryan Because what?
It's a movie mashup Meaning Wow That's right It's been some time One week's incredibly long time Actually some weeks It's been at least Six months since we've It's been at least six months since we played This But it didn't even make the show that time Because that was part of our famous The lost episode Timeline lost episode The lost episode The divergence point The joke was That It was all Avatar 2 the way of water Speaking of Shout out the Orcas Do you know Do you not know
They're fucking ships up We're on Team Orca Any jokes that I'm gonna make I'm just absolutely Ripping off of the Chappo episode About the Orcas Let Ian do his thing Since we haven't played it in a while Brief explanation of the movie mashup minute I take two movie titles I mash them together And then I give these guys a synopsis Of the mashup movie And they have to guess what that title is And they're really bad at it I'm okay I don't watch movies My tummy hurts a little bit Damn the mister
The D's nuts is acting up I haven't eaten much today and that's a lot of sugar Sorry, go on Anyway, it's more of a game of You guys versus me At this point I think Than you two versus each other But so I made a list I have five movies here Five?
Yeah, five that all fit This week's challenge These are homonym Movie mashups Okay I like this I'm excited I am confident That you guys will get Two of these I've had expectations before I'm still alive Okay, first one An aging Baseball pitcher Professional baseball pitcher Has to play his last game And he thinks back over his entire career As he starts to realize That he has super powers And he is not the only one Shazam Fury of the Gods Yeah It's the two alternate titles of Shazam
Can we please get the actors from each movie Yeah Hold on You thought we'd get it, you didn't have them ready No, this isn't one I thought you were going to get Hold on One is not going to help you It is Alex Pettyfur The other is Kevin Costner I'm not sure I'm not sure The other is Kevin Costner Avatar the Way of Waterworld Hold on Hold on The first one is kind of a teen Young adult fiction style Sky High I'm not going to get that one I'm not going to get Wait I'm not going to get it
I am number four The Love of the Game What the fuck is that The Love of the Game That's it I am number four Hey dad if you're listening to this I'm sorry I'm for The Love of the Game Dad if you're listening to this I'm sorry, it's my fault That's rough man Alright here we go, number two A struggling dentist's life is turned upside down When a famous gangster moves in next door However, things go wrong When one night his young son disappears into the woods Behind their rural homes
And when he returns, he looks the same But his behavior grows increasingly disturbing The Boba Duke The Changeling Analyze this Changeling Analyze that Boba Duke Hey That Boba Duke over there Why don't you go analyze it Wise guy The actors are Shawna Kerslake And Bruce Willis Fuck die hard No You were kind of on the right track with analyze Analyze my die hard It's not that But it's kind of a similar vein of Analyze the fifth element Alright it's the whole nine yards in the ground
It's the whole in the ground The 2019 horror film And the whole nine yards This is hard dude This is fucking hard dude I don't watch nearly enough movies for this I'm saving the two that I think you'll get I'm saving the two that I think you'll actually get For the end Alright are you ready for my fifth England dimension Yes A young English boy struggles To survive under Japanese occupation Of China during World War II When he finds a strange Relic that when put on his face
Transforms him into some type Of chaotic being The mask of The Zoro The mask of the red Death Mask Okay think about Alright I'm just gonna you know what It came out much later than The mask It's gotta be the mask what the fuck are you talking about Children of man mask It's like A certain amount of time passed After that movie That is just the movie we don't need like more of that
Right? They wouldn't make like another one The mask too Son of the Son of the mask of a gun Son of the Son of the man mask Son of the mask of man 47 Ronin The last samurai I don't know No okay it's Empire of the Son of the mask I've not seen either of those movies To be clear I've seen Zero movies that you've Used so far You haven't seen Son of the Mask?
Sorry dad I was working from a limited pool It's fine it's fine give us the good ones Alright here we go A married woman Realizes how unhappy her marriage really is And that her life needs to go in a different Direction after a painful divorce She takes off to explore India once there However she begins being Hunted by an She begins being hunted by an Advanced alien Eat prey love but it's P-R-E-Y I was letting him finish talking I lose It's you guys as a team You guys are playing as a team
We've already lost Three so you win But I want to feel good by getting it Yes it was eat prey love It was prey like prey I've seen eat prey love Why are you mad?
Don't be mad You guys got it you knew it We lost the other show You can cut me off It's just a game bud Thank you Mary Lee for watching eat prey love With me and forcing me to watch it And I liked it I mean it's Julia Roberts fucking around And doing rich girl shit It's a fun movie Alright last one And I think my favorite Julius Roberts God I hope it's Julia Ross I'm so shitty at movies Bruce Wayne Illinois philanthropist And Batman True enough Show them as the baddest
The catiest bad bad all I've ever seen Starts to wonder if it's time To hang up the cowl But he may face his Biggest challenge yet when a family Is taken hostage in their home And he must use all of his magical powers To save the family and Christmas Oh The violent night rises I went with Shane Do you want to stab a guess?
I only know dark night rises And dark night It's the dark violent night I haven't seen the other movie It's fine To be fair you don't need to have seen violent night John Leguizamo is in it I have a better chance of remembering a movie If I've seen it We already watched crash more I'm just saying Okay if this goes to show Anything The like Good amount of victories I have In movie mashup minute They are flukes It was beginners Look
Did you guys have fun? I had fun Okay as long as you guys like it I guess I need to watch more movies That's always been true Me being presented with something Is always fun This podcast is nothing but fun for me I told you guys about the Arabian Nights Scooby Doo movie I watched right?
Oh you told me When we were playing video games We were playing it already No Scoob Corner Sorry everybody Tune back in Motherfuckers My man is alfalfa This man is fully neutron This man is This Jimmy Chad Neutron Neutron and genius coded I'm gonna take a picture To put on the Twitter Oh my god this is so upsetting It's just sitting like that Okay fellas It's time The winner Of the homonym challenge Is Ryan This is how we do This is how we do it Na na na na na na na
Listen this was not an easy challenge And I appreciate the effort This is how we do it It's Friday night It could be Friday night when you're listening to this Happy Friday night everybody Party's here on the west side Yeah no this is an episode where I was surprised by how much I enjoyed What I made considering it was songs that I didn't know And I was happy enough with that coming into it And when I heard Ryan's I was like That's probably got the edge And that's okay
But you know I think I brought good work And I stand by it It was a vibe man You brought some real heat Well time to go to some real heat Yeah introduce yourself to the realest of heat And see ya next time Goodbye everybody Congratulations Ryan The first one I tried to do was I tried to do Wait by M83 And Wait of the World by Evanescence And they are Almost in the same key But they are in exactly the same time And the mashup started Working just like I was playing M83 in one tab
And then I went to another tab and I found the acapella for Evanescence and it was playing And it already was just lined up playing in two tabs On YouTube and I was like But the vocal quality was Even worse than the death grips one Hey I'm back Bro have you started using Fader?
Yes but not this time I'm telling you it's good Alright Well let's I guess let's It's about that time to go hang out with our boy The little Krog device I know he's just a computer but I mean that's a friend I love him He hangs out with us every week Like this wouldn't This wouldn't be anything without him Maybe we should all just give Let's all just give Krog Hey Krog Can we give you a little smooch?
Yes Fader Jesus Christ That's just I heard a pleasant tone I heard a pleasant tone So that I may speak None of this is Krog It's these guys being awful We're just being gross he doesn't have a throat Okay here you go Krog Wow I guess maybe he didn't take Too kindly to you guys Making fun of his voice because he Has kind of Picked up a little bit of The proverbial sand and tossed It in your direction because The challenge that he gave For you fellas next week is The Antonim Challenge
For anyone listening You're very familiar with what a Synonym is From Ryan's thing And Ian saying it a million times By accident A synonym is a word that's similar to another word An antonym is the opposite word So you have to Make a mashup with songs That have words that are The opposite I like military intelligence That's oxymoronic Not the same thing It's kind of the oxymoron thing Well because an oxymoron is two antonyms That are put together as a phrase so It could be
Present something that is Presenting as oxymoronic instead of Like basic Opposites like a Fast, slow, up, down No big conceptual Opposites No jumbo shrimp In this episode I was very Excited for like when Ian was Talking about doing full phrase Homonyms, that's exciting This one should be a lot More basic because Opposites happen all the time I think we have a lot more Room to work in this challenge So I expect the mashups To be A little more I guess edited Thawed out, you know what I mean?
There's a little more room To roam I've got some wheels turning already I love it There's fertile ground Okay This here I'm fucking excited That's it, that's it everybody This was a long one But we were having fun We haven't done a long one I think we were doing a long one We kept it light and tight Light and tight It could have been looser and tooser Looser and tooser would have been about A two hour and thirty juicer We didn't want to Give them that, that's way too much That's too much Alright
Well we love you, shitty mashups.com Ryan, what's the number they call to leave a Voicemail? 760 For mashup That is 760 The number 4 Mashup We love you Have a good Friday and have a good weekend And we'll see you next time For some Really bad Dumb, awful mashups That are also good Smart, awesome Get it, get it, get it, cause it's the opposite Alright, play the song, let's go And don't sue us Fuck Do you guys Want to open up a cracker barrel?
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