Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 21 & 22 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Olandria ruining Taylor's casa experience, Ace and Chelly being two tiny peas in a tiny pod, and JD's fatal error. Are lions and boulders sexy? Why must we give Taylor so much power? What do we hate the most about Ace?? Tune in every Monday and Thursday and let's find out together!! Reminder: Love Island Wat...
Jun 30, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 8Ep. 9
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 18-20 from the Fijian villa. Maura admits to a lie (about a dog!) and Ari shares another controversial food take. They discuss Jeremiah's fatal flaw in his game, Coco swerving kisses with all the white men, and Love Island being the NBA of reality TV. What song was Austin listening to that he hated? (So we can torture him?) Which lip tattoo is worse? Did ...
Jun 26, 2025•2 hr 7 min•Season 8Ep. 8
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura and guests Logan and Stacy from the Scaredy Brats Podcast break down episodes 15-16 from the Fijian villa. They discuss the twerking challenge being the next Bring It On, Megan Thee Stallion reluctantly awarding Austin with a win, and how hard it would be to hear that a guy you were seeing finally found joy after dumping you. Is TJ a little pipsqueak? Will this become an ASMR podcast...
Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Season 8Ep. 7
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 12-14 from the Fijian villa. They discuss what happened to Paige DeSorbo in Fiji, being slapped in the face by America, and Escape Goats. Tune in to hear us defend men this week!! #notallmen #justmostmen Is this the way God wanted it to happen? Did you fall asleep thinking of Huda and Jeremiah this week? Just us?? Tune in every Monday and Thursday and let...
Jun 19, 2025•2 hr 7 min•Season 8Ep. 6
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! Happy Father's Day to Jeremiah! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 9 & 10 from the Fijian villa. They discuss outing Huda (as a mom), Nic being everyone's bestie, and Taylor having a girlfriend back home (allegedly). Why is nobody wiping the cream off their faces? What the fuck is a hibachi breakfast? May we suggest... therapy? Tune in every Monday and Thursday and let's find out toget...
Jun 16, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 8Ep. 5
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 6-8 from the Fijian Villa. They discuss Olivia Attwood's contributions to the English language, the childcare predicament of bringing Huda's baby daddy in for Casa, and everything AUSTIN (do not forget who he is!). Is this season a secret test to determine the most palatable brand of conservatism? Wtf is Ace thinking? Did Colombus really f*** a manatee?? ...
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 8Ep. 4
Welcome back to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari discuss episodes 2-4 from the Fijian villa. They discuss the brutal recoupling, Maura questions if the boys have actually read the books and seen the shows that they claim to, and Ari gives Olandria props for clearing shit up in Soul Ties all night. What lie did both Ari and Maura tell Gabe and Lucas? Is Ace playing the long game with Huda? And could he have DMd Chelly an il...
Jun 09, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 8Ep. 3
Welcome to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari deep dive into the Season 7 premier. They discuss the girls' master story telling, Chelley's confusion regarding baby animals, and delulu being the solulu. Are we really going back to this kind of feminism? Who is going to control the chaos, Austin?? Has Belle-A ever seen this show??? Tune in every Monday and Thursday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikTok, Tw...
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 8Ep. 2
Welcome to Season 7 of of Love Island USA and welcome to season 8 of SGTC!!!!! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari regale you with their tales of a failed beach trip and a signed wedding contract gone wrong. Then they dissect all 10 seasons of Southern Charm and the starting lineup of Love Island USA's 7th Season. They dissect Austin (better known at ScottDisickStan12)'s horrifying tattoos (and personality), formulate initial coupling predictions, and respond to online rumors regar...
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 46 min•Season 8Ep. 1
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari talk all things Love Island All Stars Series 2 final! But mainly they discuss Ari's engagement, Traitors, and Summer House. Is Ari going to quit the podcast? Did Messy Mitch fabricate the Grace texts?? Will any of these couples stand the test of time? Is Luca going through something? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikT...
Feb 25, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 12
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura is joined by hosts Logan and Stacy of the Scaredy Brats podcast to break down episodes 31-33 from the South African villa. They discuss being two delulu besties, Housewives Protocol, and Salty the puppet getting away with roasting the islanders. What tea does Elma have on Curtis? Does Curtis dancing really make Ekin horny or does she secretly have the ick? Will this season's winne...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 7Ep. 11
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura is joined by hosts Logan and Stacy of the Scaredy Brats podcast to break down episodes 28-30 from the South African villa. They discuss rejecting Chuggs and Ron, the last two people Logan wants to see in the hideaway, Stacy's potential daily IFIs, and British people with vocal fry. Is Casey a cheater or just a fuckboy? What is the public's problem with Ekin Su and Curtis (theater ...
Feb 18, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 10
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura is joined by hosts Logan and Stacy of the Scaredy Brats podcast to break down episodes 24-26 from the South African villa. They discuss their agreement with Harriett regarding "pick me" behavior, hemming and hawing vs uhming and arhing, and Maura shares why Grace and Luca have lost their chance at winning this game. Will the islanders realize that mimosas are a thing?? Will Chuggs...
Feb 14, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 9
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV expert Maura is joined by hosts Logan and Stacy of the Scaredy Brats podcast to break down episodes 21-23 from the South African villa. They discuss the verde to fire levels of the islanders heart rate challenge performances, the lack (and plethora) of tears from islanders, and Ekin- Su's consistent work as a producer. Will Ronnie ever get his pants off?? Will Casey continue his love island ca...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 7Ep. 8
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 17-19 from the South African villa. They discuss a murphy bed in the hideaway, Jason Desrouleaux, and always being in the same room as Curtis and Danielle. Which conspiracy theory do you believe? What were the repercussions in Ari's life after she started an anti Greg Grippo for Bachelor petition? Could Gabby and Casey really win? Tune in every Tuesday...
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 7Ep. 7
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 14-16 from the South African villa. They discuss finding out your dad is social media famous, not wishing your ex well, and Luca's shockingly good taste in women. Is Luca winning most popular boy a conspiracy? Is Scott scared of commitment? Will Casey get a promotion for his career highlight night in the hideaway? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and l...
Feb 04, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 10-12 from the South African villa. They discuss the boys constantly throwing each other the bus, Ekin Su's 4D chess moves, and Nas' lowest ab. Why did Montel post a positive pregnancy test? Are we witnessing a Mandela effect in action? How long will it take for Harriett and Ronnie to get back together? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find o...
Jan 31, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 7Ep. 5
Welcome back to season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 7-9 from the South African villa. They discuss Kaz's baffling play, the balance between being jealous and playing it cool, Scott's skewed self perception, and Temu Joey Essex. Has Ari turned into a total man apologist (including Donald Trump)?????? Why would Ron choose to have a horrible public opinion on American politics? Is Casey picking a fight for...
Jan 28, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 7Ep. 4
Welcome back to Season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 4 and 5 from the South African villa. They discuss arguing over Ronnie Vint, letting Casey ghost you, and letting the season breathe. Is Tina intrigued by everything? What is Marcel's custody arrangement? Did the producers specifically find all the men we hate for this season? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on In...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 3
Welcome back to Season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 1-3 from the South African villa. They discuss Ari's trad wife insta algorithm, Ekin Su's extremely mysterious/serious vibes, Luca being an energy vampire and Scott's lack of rizz. What is this building that Ekin Su and Maura Higgins live in?? What percentage of the male islanders make us feel physically ill? Will Gabby find someone to fill the man hol...
Jan 21, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Welcome to Season 2 of Love Island All Stars and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the OG islanders (starting lineup). They discuss what is and is not appropriate to post pre birth of your child, 5'11 being short in the villa, and being a hair loss influencer. Should we create a company so that it can sponsor our podcast? Why did Ronnie lose 16k followers already? Will this season surpass our very low expectations? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday...
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down post villa podcast appearances. They discuss the onion being peeled when Leah got it and her correct, good, not toxic behavior, and marvel at the group think (delusion). Did we literally get a different edit of the season from everyone else? Does Leah still want to be with Rob? Could Leah be any more Kardashian? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out tog...
Oct 25, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Season 6Ep. 15
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down post villa podcast appearances. They discuss praying for your 15 minutes to end, our biggest similarity to Nick Viall (obsession with Rob), and being in cahoots with producers. Why can't Kaylor and Liv keep their stories straight? Will Nicole finally go to therapy? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, T...
Oct 18, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Season 6Ep. 14
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down the finale and reunion episodes. They discuss post villa cosmetic enhancements, positive reinforcement aka 4million instagram followers, and the hills the islanders choose to die on. Why is Leah the instagram champion of the season really? Is Korena a conspiracy theory? Can Leah teach us anything about American politics?? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's fi...
Oct 04, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 6Ep. 13
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 33 and 34 from the Fijian villa. They discuss KENDALL'S SISTER, code words for family visits, and late onset dyslexia. Does Kassy know how lucky she is? How do the producers always get the islanders to debrief with cake all over their face? Should Leah have left with Rob? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, Ti...
Sep 27, 2024•54 min•Season 6Ep. 12
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 30-32 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Rob's enneagram wing, being in a different place from someone mentally, and Leah's boob dagger. Why the compulsive heteronormativity? Where the fuck is Fiji? Is PE a subject? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, Threads, and YouTube @shesgotthechat and ...
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 59 min•Season 6Ep. 11
Welcome to Week 5 of Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 27 and 28 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Harrison the jewelry thief/slumlord, intense bouts of creativity and self expression, and hard fuck boys vs soft fuck boys. How did Rob and Miguel crush so hard at trivia? Why do we cry twice during this episode?? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikTok, Tw...
Sep 20, 2024•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 10
Welcome to Week 5 of Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 24-26 from the Fijian villa. They discuss Leah getting out of the villa to 3 million notifications, lol at the 90/10 debacle (how could Kordell have said that when he's not even good at math??), and lament Rob being an accomplice in Aaron's manipulation of Kaylor. Why do the boys feel so justified in telling Kordell how to feel? Are all women toasters? ...
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 21 and 22 from the Fijian villa. They discuss #JusticeForJacobi, Aaron's lip filler pout, and girl power vs toxicity. Would you pass Rob's bug test? Would you rather eat a fried rat or pulled pork out of a hot girls mouth? Is it weirder to share a toothbrush or a woman? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out together!! Join us on Instagram, TikT...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Season 6Ep. 8
Welcome back to Season 6 of Love Island USA and welcome back to SGTC! In this episode, reality TV experts Maura and Ari break down episodes 18-20 from the Fijian villa. They question Leah's handyman skills, Rob's political inclinations, and Aaron's shower specific betrayal. Will Ari get Maura to skydive? Why would you ever have to teach someone how to make avocado toast? Would Aaron tell Kaylor he loved her if she had a more tragic story? Tune in every Tuesday and Friday and let's find out toget...
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 36 min•Season 6Ep. 7
