Hey, everybody, Steve here. As you all know, we recently announced that we were no longer producing new episodes of the podcast. But we still have that tradition where we've been hanging on to our bloopers and our outtakes, and we still want to share those with you. So for our last episode, it seemed only fitting to share ourselves at probably our worst, maybe our best, who knows, but be warned. However, this time we did not bleep out any of the bad words, So if the kids are around,
you've been warned. This is our bloopers episode. It's the final bit of content. Again, we wanted to say thank you to each and every one of you for taking the time to listen to the podcast for all these years and supporting us. Thank you again. We really appreciate it and enjoy thinking sideways. Foot, it was stuck. That sucks. Yeah, it's working on clinic. He has done his head. You didn't have to knock over your Yeah, I'm a little
concerned about that. Don't worry. It's not famous last work. Literally. Okay, you didn't need that foot, Steve, he didn't need that head. A lot of people on the internet have said that Okay, Oh yeah, I should look at the script being it. But it's derivative. It's this isn't writing, this is typing. This is pure transcription. Okay, wait, what are these blue how links from? Why do you have these weird tiny
numbers next to your citations? Are great? Okay, ready you chose it, But then it just it frustrated the grap at it because there was nothing there. But it's still like so interesting. It's like there's nothing there, but it's like so interesting because there's nothing there. Nothing is there been so interesting? Though? Really, I mean that that there is a seamless quality that suggested to me a serial killer because nobody around him at a motive, you know,
I mean away, But yeah, I didn't. I don't. I've never really been a fan of that mystery, to be honest with you. That's why I just wanted to do it and get out of the way, because we're just going to get it suggested and suggesting and suggested, and yeah, you know, twenty years on, we're gonna be like, okay, well we're in geriatricities and we're doing you for the twentieth anniversary of Johnny thinking sideways, are we still going to be here. Yeah we are, we are not in
this building. Honestly, almost every year I say it to Nash, this is my fucking last year, and then something happens and it's not the last years. Well, hey there, and welcome again to another episode of Thinking Sideways where Joe is yawning in the background and to sneeze. But seriously, next year, April fools, you can't do it. I cannot
pick it throughout. I cannot make the cough trap. You know, you said, I can't believe that ship that people were saying the Fixture show is having a really huge period. They're all like, Devin was clearly a blonde. So you know the only thing they got right is I'm a douche bag. True, true, true. Okay, and you Mr T I think that was that was kind of spot off. Yeah.
There are times, you know, when I hear that noise and it just keeps growing and growing and growing, especially if it's a jetliner, and I'm like, okay, okay, it's time to fade away. Now, you know, it just keeps growing a little more. You know, eventually it fades away. Usually, well it fades away because you've gone it in your face, like that's gonna be a lot of good getting the
guns safe again. It seems clear your throat which, by the way, it was my favorite part about the Facebook comments about the April Fools episode, Oh my God and Joe and his throat clearing. I wanted to fall it on that and be like, my petition every year is that we just do an episode that's just the outtakes of Joe clearing. Sorry about that, you know what, I would spend more time copying and pasting those into a single file. Okay, let me know what you guys are ready? Ready?
Are you sure? Okay? Okay, here we go. Thinking sideways is not brought to you by preparation age. You don't have him a HIDS, so you're not in our demographic. Thank god. Okay, Okay, here we go. Everybody, take a drink. That's why I got Course it's light. Curse ye, curse you can make a lot of that ship or as Nash says it, course he's cours what ails you. I don't know, it's how he says it. Curse mad and NFL two thousand six features Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Eagles I'm gonna do that again. No, what's it that boring? Is it? It's not that boring. You did the fucking Mad and Cursed last week. Yeah. I like this a little better that I was gonna think. You know, I try to keep throwing in true crime ship, you know, but I don't want to hog it. You know, you guys might feel like I'm hogging all the good murder stories. That's what we do, the hog. Actually that should be
my new name, just murder Hog coming murder Hog. Wow. Yeah, um, well anyway, so, but you know, I don't want to be unfair about it. If you guys are hankering to do some good you know, some good grizzly so let me tell you what. If we want to do them, we will, Okay, So just don't worry about us, right. Well, I thought maybe the two of you were in your own mind sticking. Oh god, Joe, Joe's is always doing this fucking horrible murder ship, and I wanted to so
I have your basement doing horrible murder ship. But yeah, you're the murder Hog murderer. Yeah, okayd hug User. I don't know it was Spider Man at first. Then Sick did not go very well it doesn't normally for murder hug. It just ends up with a splatterka ready do you do you too want to hear something really dumb? Sure? Okay. So I went to watch this video and I could not hear it. I cranked up the volume and I could barely hear it. I thought, Man, this is a
shitty video. Why are people so upset? I mean, can't God for the subtext on it? Because I can't hear ship had your headphones plugged in. I went in the next video and I'm like, wait, it's wait yeah, yeah, yeah, so this is a different It was the best quality video I could find. Is the mixer on it? Is? That would be like, that wouldn't be the worst, It'd be pretty. It just took you a half hour to record a thing, so I think it probably would be
the worst. Stabbing the kind of funny in the like, Sorry Grove dot com, but you guys are getting a shitty sound quality version of this ad. Sorry, let's try something. Okay, Okay, here we go. All right, he can't be one up? No, I can't know. Go ahead, I won't. I won't want to be the last word. Okay, fine, turn this into an hour and a half. Can we please make it short? No, we're gonna an hour and a half. Flick a stretch, click a strap, we can stretch. Think in an hour
and a half. I think we stripped this into minutes is great. Five minutes is what I'm expecting to get out of this. An hour and a half, we'll be painful. That would be everybody listening to the sopping sounds of Devin beating our heads in with hammers. It is just bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish. That's not actually what it sounds like, but it's just gonna be squish, squish, squish. Well, that's what she's done, is just walking on us that
squish squeak, sqush squeak, because that's the floors of this place. Hey, guys, welcome to an episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast I Am Devin joined. They said, an episode that's actually not inaccurate. Guess it's fine, all right, never mind, I Am Devin joined annoyingly this week, like two of men who are pointing at each other. Pointer number one is Steve. I'm Joe, and we're not annoying. Now you are, damn you. Yeah, just kidding, did you were they were they listeners? No,
they knew of us. They had medicine at our table, and I had chatted with them later, but they had never actually listened to the show. But they recognized me. Well, look at it this way. At least it didn't cost him anything. Yeah, they had to. They had to take a cab rite anyway. I cost him an extra three dollars, I think, did you because you know the body feet Well, you're a ship head, I said, I was going to say a ship. Hell, I didn't. I didn't mean to
say ship head. You're a ship heal, Okay, that's all right, Yeah, Devon, I'm ready when you let's get the finky on. Really hard not to just be like itching, yeah, please, I really don't want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, what is that? Devin is turned into a cat and she's currently scratching with the back of her neck with her left leg, so it's weird. Just I save it all up and call for a break, and you can scratch the ship out of yourself for thirty seconds. We can get the hose,
we can spray you down. Actually it doesn't showers make it way. Well, I didn't say a shower. I meant the actual hose spray. Just saying like, what like any stimuli on it is just like even worse. How about you scratchy? Sure, okay, it's this sing working, it's this thing on. Nope, I guess not. We turned yours off. Jevin just never plugged in your cable the hot mic into this actually extra hot funny because he plugs the
MIC's in. He just trolled himself. It's fine, I like told I just want to put a lot of extras and everything. I'm so sorry, it's it's irish. Hid watching another episode that touch in the Guck story is so hard hitting. Every one of them is like a personal punch in the gut. How long have you been working on that time? Going like thirty seconds? Yeah, ten hours, five years? Yeah, I just yeah, I'm working. I'm working on you know, a new podcast name for some reason,
punching the gut. That sounds kind of good. Hey there, lord on my idea. Sorry, sorry, dumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I think you might have just a little bit. Let's do it again, all right, that's what mermaids are. Yeah, I don't think that kind of are. Yeah, actually I could just I could just picture like the commercial campaign for that girl? What is girl? You're some kind of h two hologlog. That's right, and I'm proud of it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, hi there, welcome to
another episode of Thinking Sideways. This week, I'm your host, Joe did what did you transition? Goddamn it? You leave me alone? That explains a lot, all right, Joan, let's go. I'm got to start from the very top here. All right, Well, okay, but before we talk about theories, um briefly, can we let we just need to take a minute to hear from our sponsors. Have you been doing this? I've never done Okay, yes I do. Um like the middle of you're stirring, m No, No, on your back okay like
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