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Thinking Sideways: Goat Blood Soup

Apr 01, 201746 min
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Having run out of mysteries, the team takes on the task they've always discussed: a cooking show! They start with a Choopie favorite, Goat Blood Soup! (PS, happy April fools!)

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Cooking Yummy Food Seasons, Yummy Yummy Wrestle because you simply don't have the ingredients to the podcast about cooking become Mysteries. Hi, everyone, welcome to Cooking Sideways. We're changing things up a little bit because we ran out of mysteries. So no, it's kind of sad, but yeah, the internet is officially dry mysteries. So here we are. So this this week, we're we're gonna do the cooking show. Are you guys ready to start cooking? I totally am. Yes, we got our studio,

I'm all ready to go. So I am Devin Um and I'm joined by my two assistants, Joe and Steve. Great. Yeah, well I should say excuse me to cook Joe and Um. I think I think this week we're going to just started off right. We're gonna start out with a favor goat blood soup. I've always wanted to try this. Yeah, good old Choopy, really good reviews of it. He really loves this dish. So I think we're gonna try to make him happy after running out of mysteries to um,

you know, deflect suspicion. Suspicion from him so un times. Yeah. So um. Well, and there was that whole incident with the mm hmmm mmm. Yeah, so we really need to make him happy. So we're going to go ahead and get started, all right, you guys ready, So we're gonna make some blood soup. Yeah. Chippy asked us too, and while he didn't really ask us to, but we decided it would be healthy. Uh, and you get to be the taster. By the way, So it's Choppy Supy super Cobra.

Where'd you get to Wrispy? It's from this book? Actually I found it um at Powells and uh it's it was in the occult section. Uh, there was a there's this shelf in there that some of you may be familiar with. It's it's it's labeled cursed. Please take um it was free. Yeah, I love for stuff. That's awesome. Okay, so m can you guys go get the stuff from the goat. We need the blood, both intestines big and little, the heart, the liver, and the pancreas. So let's go

where's the goat out back? Let's go get Okay, let's go see Billy. And if you can't slaughter your own goat store bodies is fine. Um, While they're doing that, you'll also need half of an onion yellow as best, four cloves of garlic more if you want. I personally think there's no such thing as too much garlic. So more is enough, more more than four is fine. Vinegar just just white vinegar. White wine vinegar is fine. Um, but I prefer apple cider vinegar, and then of course

salt and pepper to taste. Well, that was fun. Hey we're back. Okay, So Steve, can you clean the intestines and the pancreas really really well? And then Joe, can you start chopping the onions and garlics? Yeah? Yeah, so we want what about the head? Is that just for garnish? Chuck it? Yeah, you can chuck it. You should not have brought that in here. Actually, um, decorative Actually, so we want a nice Julianne on. The onions and the garlic can just be sliced. It doesn't need to be

diceter or anything like that. Um. So, well you guys are doing that. I'm going to bring a big pot of water to a boil. Um. So here, Steve, I think it's so um. Now can you clean the rest of the inners, the heart all that stuff. Thanks. Yeah, doing good, buddy, I'll chop from stuff over here. Yeah. Um, so now I'm just rubbing the oil um all over the intestines and the pancreas to kind of extra clean though. Yeah, um, ideally you would use coconut oil, but I'm allergic to

coconut oil, so I'm gonna just gonna use veggie oil. Um, but coconut oil is the ideal or um. And then we're just going to toss these into the pot to clean them. Okay, and this stuff is clean finally great. Can you guys get to work cutting all the rest of the stuff up, um, all of the other innards up and into um, I think one inch pieces is probably fine. Okay, check it out. I spelled my name with his intestines. Uh so these are these actually looking good? Um,

so we're gonna pull them out. I'm gonna have you guys cut the intestines and the pancreas up as well. All right here we are shopping away, you guys being pretty good of them. I have never seen anywhere he was so bad with a knife. My finger off my up No okay, okay, no, you don't want to back up to a guest. Jove, dude, So, Joe, you're bleeding a lot, which is okay because this is blood soup, so I'm not really that worried about it. But Steve

has just burned off part of his arm. Hello, I think you guys really need to go to the emergency room. Is one of you going to be okay to drive? I guess him not. Man, I'll let you guys fight it out. Yeah, get get out of here. Get just get thank you, thank you. We'll be back. They're idiots, jeez. Okay, it's actually we're almost done here anyhow, So this is this is fine, and like I said, it is blood soup, so I'm not really worried about Joe's blood getting in

it a little bit. I think Choopy will kind of like that. So we're just gonna put all of the good bits into a large pot over high heat and just saute it a little bit and then add about three tablespoons of vinegar, about one teaspoon of pepper, and about a tablespoon of salt. But really to taste, you guys, are you should know how to cook? You guys? Um? No, just add to taste, and then we're gonna toss the

onions and the garlic in and start to combine. Oh, those are smelling great actually, really um meaty, kind of like a barnyard's. It's really nice. Um. So now the tricky part to do alone, but I'm going to try it anyway, is to add the blood. Um. It's really important that you stir constantly at this point because if you don't, if the blood isn't moving constantly, um, it's going to clot into a big ball, and you'll be in a really bad spot. Your whole people are going

to be ruined. So um, here we go. Wow, okay, yeah that um yep, okay, uh don't oh man, okay, it's smelling really good actually, um, and it's it's coming together nicely. Just um. I really love the smell of iron, don't you. Yeah. Um. So once the blood turns black, um, you can stop ring and we're gonna let that cook for about thirty to thirty five minutes. Um. And you know what, actually, since the boys aren't here, I have

been waiting for years. I have this little set of bloopers and just really clips of them being total idiots like normal, but even more so so I think I'm gonna play that because Steve's our editor and I actually don't know how to edit things. So we're just gonna play that wall this soup cooks and then um, I'll come back. Um, I'll just play as long as it takes to cook and then and then we'll come back and we'll finish up this soup. Okay, right, So here's

some stuff. Okay, Um, I don't remember how these things work. How does that fit? Okay? Yeah, okay, great, and here we go. There you go. If you push it too much, it goes click click, and it considers it a double clock. Okay, that's what I did. Okay, yeah, apple him, Yeah, I know. I'm gonna go to Adele work. Do not move to Adele. I have adel at work. It Sucks's start recording. We're not talking about Adele the singing artist. By the way, us angry emails. Because this is going someplace. Let's go.

Let's do it, okay. John Signer, he wrote an article and of course the the FBI immediately show up at his doorstep when they figure out that this article is out there. Sorry, you know, when you're ready. When they figure out this article is out there, they talked to him. They you're good. You've gotta that was my favorite ghost. Yeah, you sound like a stupid ghost. I almost lost it. I really almost lost it. You Ready, No more sneezes. He's not ready, I don't think so. I'm good. Keep drinking.

I'll tell you that joke in an hour when we're almost done with this story. Oh my god, if you would stop talking, we could start huh huh okay what mm hmmm? Where are we? Don't break it anything. I can't make those promises. I can't make it. That's why we have a little puppy guy. So theories. You're the one who has it's you. You're the one who has to edit this whatever. Her headphones were unplugged the whole time, and she had no idea. The mixer was off. There

you go. Yeah, I just I just took a look at our mix just to make sure we've definitely never done that. Yeah, oh no, never Yeah. Okay, so all right, sorry, very much like that. M hmm, have no idea, yeah, brainfest. Okay, Ready, this is why he's not drinking. To me, he's already drunk, already hammered. I think just being with you guys are sipping stuff and carbonated. My body is just getting drunk alcohol. Yeah,

I would say Anita. Okay, it's Anita. That's my massage therapy. Okay, okay, alright, alright, find wait for that to be in the episode. Yeah, okay, let me clear the throat one more time. It wasn't just me podcasters throat. There we go, podcaster. Yeah, we haven't had a new one, a new illness. I'm so gonna go. Yeah for benefits that yeah, yeah, put your cel bell. Yeah, I have podcasters show the black love. Alright, good, okay, ready, good, okay,

I know I'm an idiot here. Let me just fix yourself so that we can all be in like a big perfect By the way, I just tossed the chairs, so if you want to readjust to well, Joe just turned so he's more circly, and so I figured I'll be more circly too. I like to we pointed that way because anyone wasn't doing this to me this. Yeah, no, no more pocket pool. So let's keep an ear out for a me owing cat. I think people are crazy.

Nod was this in the train episode The sunset limited So it's like it's like an hour and one minute and twenty some seconds in and I'm talking it all of a sudden you just here underneath my voice. It's totally it was wonderful. But it's like, I think nothing else there's I think that I I saw it happened and thought, no when you here, because I was talking over it and it must have just totally get picked up by your mike. I'm sorry about that. That's okay.

We can always record. We can't at least we can't rerecord. Yeah, I just dust, you know. I think that I think my allergies with the dosas allergy to be a lot better. He just totally want when I was are you talking about? Okay, I get it now. But it was job hunting a couple of years ago. Um, there was like a post on Craigslist that was like, I would like, I'm hiring

a housekeeper. I can't pay you, but I'm a young, attractive man in my twenties, I'm fit, and also i'll provide your uniform and I have a room that you can live in. And it was like, well, that does not what are you know? No, that's how people get murdered. What Well, there's that whole damn daddy complex that crap. That's that's the beginning, is that I'll just take care

of you. Remember I told you about that weirdo couple I saw when we were in Jamaica, the Brazilian woman who had the giant boobs with the fifty year old man that she did not want to be with, and he was like, he took her to Jamaica so she hung out with him. You want to play this back. So they always sounded already listened to the headphones. We were fine, it's it's coming through my speaker. Sounded weird, are you because I wasn't there. No, it's fine. You

always sound weird. Yeah, that's true. And you say like like every third word. You can't even do it. You can't even make fun of it. That's so funny. You can't even make yourself if they like that. Many times, like I'm it's like, okay, you guys ready to go? Yeah, like let's get going. Yeah, it's just like let's just go. Hey there, welcome to another episode of like thinking sideways. Okay, let's start that again. Hey there, welcome to another episode

of thinking like ways. Okay, all right, now stop the damn recording. Oh my god, we're fine, we're so funckey Mickey McKey, Hey, Mickey, you're not going to start your album here? You don't know, I don't know. I edited. We didn't need to sing a song. Sometime I'll play the guitar. I sing songs all the time. What are you talking to? But yeah, so'll be thinking about what song you want to saying? Come on, lesbian seagull, let's go all right, let's do it? Okay, where was I

thatchly come through? I'm waiting? Yeah? Are they being abducted though? Like, do we need go save a child? Don't anymore? Regardless, not my child. You guys are the worst. Okay, Um, the pronunciation Nazis are going to get us again. Well, I don't want to do you guys want to record a quick chuopy song? What is it? Chroop chop chop chop chop tup chuper cubp? Is it like around? Is it like ro ro row your boat? I don't think so. It was a seventies song, Yeah, yeah, I mean you

chop familiar? Yeah, choop chup chop all together now right, chop chop tupper cho cho cho. Hey, guys, welcome again to another episode of thinking Sideways the podcast I am Devin this year week, even years. Let me try New Year somewhere. Yeah, I remember that one of sld on did you hear did you ever hear that thing of there's the one with the ants trying to take the baby down the ant hill. Yeah, you've seen that one.

They realize it's not going to fit well with the first revision of that, or the first version of that was he was they were carrying an old man, and everybody rejected it because it's not fair that seniors are old and can't defend themselves. So he changed it to a baby and they accepted it. Okay, Joyce, I really want you to put that into the next year's bloopers reel so that people can hear that you guys are kind of lame sometimes. Yeah, definitely deleting this ready, Okay, okay, fine, Hey,

let's go co we start now. This is my dog, it's his normal voice. That's right. I think at the rest of the time, we're ready if you would let me go. Where's my ball? Oh god, hey, guys, we are. We've got to get through eight pages tonight, Jesus. It's okay. I'm willing to stay up late, let's go. Did you mention her nickname shark bait? Oh my god, Oh my god, you're gonna roll immediately into what do you call a guy? When we can't do that? We really can't do that.

I really can't do that. Well, I'm gonna imagine sharks later on. Just okay, but we can't choke about it. I really can't joke about it. Um, you said before, I said before, Okay, what I know, I wrote it that way, but that's not what I meant. Take better than I can write that one. Sorry, I read it the math after I wrote my script. I don't know what you want for me. Let's do it, but m don't, don't don't. Okay, yeah, okay, ready, so did you were

you going to ask something specific regarding just okay? No, no, yeah, it's a I'll go ahead, just continue. What what are you doing? And keep telling your story? Devin? Thank you? It's okay? Are you just sitting there? You you had all the time. You're always like, let's ask a funny question and let Steve try to like add lib something. But I'm not recording, so it's just gonna be amazing and hilarious and avoid I don't. I just don't want to start too early, because then Steve has to edit

it all out. Steven doesn't care. He cares, He loves me, cares for me, looking out for me. What got my back? What's that look? I'm sorry that I'm the evil child of this family. Yet to do pause for buses, suil suids palm sentence Palm. Saspree is a small village in southern France. Uh as of the two thousand twelve cents is as of the two thousand twelve sentence sent okay, as of the two thousand and twelve sentence Okay, all right, I'm sorry. Did you not hear Joe just say don't

eat old nuts? Sorry, I'm not twelve at the moment. Apparently this time there's certain old old nuts that you can eat. But other than that, stay away in the shade. So far good, they work. Well, yeah, we all see that I'm napping while yeah we we won't know. I don't snore like everybody who snore says. It does kind of look like, no, take this out, you're freaking me out. All right, you're ready snore source a right, Apparently I'm not the one you have to be concerned about. I

knew that was coming. I could see the look on your face. I'm like, I'm just gonna wait, all right, ready, by the way, I look, I know I look a little frowsy, but it's because my hairdresser is retired from the profession and so I have to find a new That was a thing, but I don't know. So I'm that's that's gonna be just tired of taking Joe as a client. That could be she's tired of having you

at her house. That could be that. Yeah, she's just scared because you're always talking about guns and I'm always saying like Republican things. Yeah, I'm always saying, oh, yes, you have that's nice hair. It's just beautiful skin, nice hands. Wash my hair again? Would you touch me here? Yeah? Okay, we gotta start this episode. Yeah, I actually love me out. Okay, Sorry, I look on your face like you were going to say something while you're positive legs though theory number one.

Theory numbers one is that a man that this is have. I'm gonna go get Fred fence Stone because that makes just as much sense as what I just said. True. We need a theme song for the theory machine. That's a good What does Scooby do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do do do? Right? I like I'd like something like like out of like a commercial from the from the City where a much of high based voices go, I know you like that? Yeah, I think, I think? I think?

Actually there was what was that? There was that mystery that was folding around for a while of um, who were the Bad Crown singers of this one obscure album? Does this sound familiar to not even a little? Maybe anyway, we'll figure something out. Let me go ahead and try this over again. Okay you guys ready, no, no, you know this story kind of breaks my heart? Why oh I like Paul Fault. How do you know you like Paul? Were you alive when Paul was alive? Oh? Damn it?

Times I forget Okay, you guys ready, yeah, So Devin, what do you think we need to balance out the light situation in here? Should that be on or should be off? Okay, kidding, kidding, broom read line and everything. Okay, you have misspellings all over the place, dropped letters, my grandma, I do drop words a lot, duys me crazy, even

you can drop words. I probably do I know you started to say my grammar, but she stopped in the middle and it was just my grand ball there you I mean, you don't really want devon On Absen talking about hookers? Do you maybe murdered hookers? Maybe? Do you? We can we can start being like the last podcast on the left. Um. When I was little, I didn't know how to read until I was like in third grade. It was like true, I didn't know how to read. I had to work with a tutor because I couldn't

read for whatever reason. No, I didn't even really fake it. I just would be like no, I's hired. Um. And my mom was a special ed teacher, so she was trying her tactics on me. It didn't work, but she would always say, just, um, look at the shape of the word, and guests and go. Those were the two ways that she tried to get me to learn how

to read. So to this day, I'll look at the shape award and I'll guess it go and I just and I guess and go, and that's like it, like I guess what that word is without even like paying attention to it. I'm like, I don't know, that's a general shape of that word. I think it's going to be I've guessed it's that one. It's that one from now on. So acquired savants turned to cerns into servants, no matter. I used to do that when I read

as a teenager. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's fine when you have contextual clues right when you're reading prose, it's totally fine, because then you'll go back and be like, that doesn't make sense. You read again, you're like, oh,

that's why it doesn't make sense. But when you've got g macrony because macaron I think that's how most people read is they don't actually you know, they actually just recognize the word partically self correct because they actually look at it versus me just being like, nope, that's what it is. Deal with it. It's funny. Our science is so bad. Actually, I took a science as an online science quiz just today and I scored high. You scored as being high. Yeah, get rode back. You've been smoking

the earth a star wars. Damn it? Okay? Is it okay for me to say damn it? We've we've slowly started swearing more and more, so it's yeah, we've we've we used to be really tight. And then we're like, yeah, can we say fudge sticks? Can we say so fucking? Can we say fuck him? It's a restaurant, you know, probably I don't give a lot of fox Fox. Do you want to alternate that's reading these off or do you want to just read it all yourself? I think I'll read it myself. But I'd like you guys to

react to the things. I'm perfects. It's like I paid you to say that. Thank God, please this year? Can we release unedited? Please this year? Holy cat scratch. Tricky dating sites? Do they have such things? They have farmers only, a dating site for only farmers. That's a thing in this world. They have cat owners. You should sign up. I should you get a lot of tail? I hope I would get a lot of tail. It's like cats as cats are so awesome that women want to date me.

Just be around my cats. Yeah? About that. The North American Marlon Brando look like association. No oh, no, excuse me, sorry, the North American Marlin The North American Martlin Brando look alike association. No, no, no, the North the North American Marlon Brando lookalikes over back or overton? Oh? Okay, you're right over back. I did it. Oh my god, you were all over the map right now. I'm getting my names wrong here over back? Yeah, what is my name? Devin?

H m hm. Hey, I just want to say you guys, they're naming beer after me, not after you guys. That's true, right, because I'm so hot? Yeah, got it? Okay, that's clear to continue. Where are we at here? Store salt stares. It just seems to be like they've been skipping on the salt they have, but you evidently need a lick apparently. I think they sell those at the Meta Salt Lick. I just put it out in the living room and we'll just get them all fours and look at it.

Sounds like, okay, I'm gonna slip on that and fall. Yeah, we've been had to break tast Steve. We've been trying to replace you. Here. We got Justin on the hook. Yeah, he's ready to move out here. Yeah, it's perfect. We're gonna make that three fans so happy, Mike's going to join our podcast. We're all going to make a hundred thousand dollars a year, a lot more than that for a three person to a four person square table story. Yeah, that's perfect. Can you start talking? Mike's like, I'm not

done getting the story. I'm not done. Sorry, Yeah, we're just kidding, Mike. Please don't come kill Oh my god, fat cat, silly cat, digging little box. Oh, smelly cat. What are they feeding the smelly cat? Oh? Smelly cat? Why don't they care? Ready? No, no, cats, still in the box. Cat is going to keep going, cat in the box. Okay, yeah, he goes, wasn't I wasn't making it up. Hmmm mm hmm. Okay, ready three freedom, alright, ready, okay, So Samora Michelle Samosa, not Mimosa. He is not a

champagne drink Samosa. Nope. Deep fried potato dish, no, dang it, nope, I'm hungry. Hey there and welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways. I am Steve, as always joined by and dev and once again we have a mystery for you, which is, why does that prince keep sending me emails when there isn't actually any Nairobian princess. I thought they

were like Nigerian Nigerian. They have been deposed. That's why they're emailing is because they're you know, they're not have to flee the country, but you can't take suitcases of cash with him, so he's got to transfer to you. Okay, Okay, well then we probably shouldn't do that. Mystery um, okay. This week's mystery is why is porn so focused on butt sex? That's a good question because humans are focused on who doesn't like it up the ass? Actually? I

don't really like it up the ass? Have you tried it? I tried it the other direction, but medically I hyetically administered. Hang on, I'm gonna get a little closer to Mike. Alright, ready, Why don't you have to get closer to Mike? That makes Mike uncomfortable? No? Sorry, I'm like touch him down here, like shaft alone. I don't even talk about his cables. I don't know what it is my it's a wavelength of my voice. But it does sound like you know, it's harder to hear than your guys voice voices you

guys sound because it's lower. And then he um, and then he takes off all his clothes because he doesn't want to get his clothes bloody, right, And then he calls her inside and jumps here and scripts her and strangles her and cuts her body into pieces. But he put all this whole stuff in lure detail in to a letter to the little girl's mother, and it's just

just reading about it, you know. But luckily that was his downfall because they managed to trace the letter back to him and he got arrested and think he got fried in the electric share for it. But if I feel so much better for you having shared that story with you. It really is just an uplifting way to start. I just had to hit record here because I wanted documentation of like what we talked about before we record episodes. It was an interesting little articles. So there was interference

and they're sorry, I was walking around and stuff. Now that's okay. Do you want to talk about this boil I've got. Yeah, let's hear it. How about my hemorrhoids? Yeah, this is a t m I episode. Everybody before warned we've changed the initials of our podcast for ye tom I. Hi, Hi there, welcome to another episode of t M I. This week we're gonna talk about my hemorrhoids. It inscrutiating, robbing detail. Yeah. Hey, well, if we ever run out of mysteries, I think t M I would be a

good podcast. I don't think I really don't think it would. There's a lot of people that want to share. That's the problem. Yeah, there's a lot of theories in this story, and I intend to drag out every single one. You don't know how long I've been awake this morning. It's not morning anymore. I know that's the side of how long you've been awake? Okay, do you want me to do it in Australia accent? No? I think that's good enough, because well, unless you can think you can pull it off.

But it's going to use an an appropriate word. I'm sorry. Could they call everybody? Oh? Yeah, you can't word in there? That's fine, it's fine. You've never made you actually before? It still gross? Continue on, all right, hang on, jitterbugging McKinley, a break Newtonian inferring cop Update Co and their collaborative excuse me, collaborate. Yeah, okay, all right? Is this better? It would be like more sort of morimotow jitterbug McKinley, a break tony An inferring cop Update Co and their

collaborate roof fine bitches. You Devin take one, Devin take three? Okay you ready? Are you going back to the one that you skipped, which is out for ja oh yea, I'm gonna get to him in a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going out of order or anywa. That's why I'm I just mentioned watching you trying to hand signal. It's Joe has been a treat where you're just like, because he doesn't he's not totally totally missing the whole thing. Usual.

I reminded that scene from Airplane, Remember that scene he's going, it's exactly that. Yeah, totally okay, alright. Stylist Jane may have rung about for some of you because he's kind of famous in the Chicago area. Slash connected and implicanted. Implicanted. I like it. I love it when you make good jokes. But you realize we haven't been recording, and you go and then you turn it on like you think you're going to be able to recreate that moment, just like

sex premut surely ejaculated. I'm like, I'm gonna make it like it was better. I'm just gonna roll over, go sleep, just gonna cry in the fetal position for three hours, silently in the shower. Oh I wondered to do is give you a sorry, you gotta just the magic words to get yourself out of that. Just say, look as much time as I did, I think we've discovered the reason that Joe's single. All Right, we're ready, all right, let's get this, uh this little show but rocking and rolling.

So and she did a suicidal tendencies, not giving self immolation, nothing like that, nothing that would indicate that you would have brought something down like this upon herself. So yes, no self immolation at all. Not given to just burning herself self burning tendencies here, okay, not predisposed to longest throat clearing enough history. Some of the meals available in February are roasted pork with apple walnut and fra ro salad and crispy I'm not doing that one. I cannot

say half of these freaking words. All right, let's talk about a lizard scaly story. I mean, that's that cell phone picture of the lizard. We're going. We'll talk him. Let's talk about when the time comes, okay, right, lezard, Okay, okay, he's ready, see signor? Am I a senora at this point? I don't know my Spanish? Okay, I know taco and burrito and Enchilada. You know more than that. Yeah, say sensitive about these things. Okay, Hey, yeah, you're just sitting

there staring at the computer For a minute. He kept trying to get it to push. Okay, No, Well, I see whenever I go anywhere, I see people staring at computers and stuff. So I just assume this what you do? You just stare at that? Yeah, I mean is that not what you're supposed to know? You usually do something on them, you interact with them. I know this is a hard concept for you. Yeah, as an old man, I understand. Hang on a second to any farm. Okay,

there we go. Steve's voicemail is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. Hey it's me. It's uh sonny morning. I'm heading up to the Platinus River to do a little RAPTI. I'm going to do the upper Clatumus, which is a little more well a lot more dangerous than the lower Claquinus. But yeah, so if I drowned, um I um. Katie is my cat's godfather god mother. I guess she's try to fight it to

a new good home, so yeah, please let her know. Um, and also you're gonna need to replace me on the show. And second will be a good queshment. That's got it through the magic of me editing, figuring out how to edit in the studio. We're back. Um so oh actually, um, I think I just heard a car door slam that was actually good timing. Oh hey, um, no crap they were asking about at the R. I guess I'm gonna have to just do with that. That's okay, it's you know,

gives you a good story or something. The guy who's complaining he lost a finger chip, I'm one giant boil on the right side of my ball, I know. But you know what, that fish skin looks like. It's gonna heal that right up? Yeah for weeks. Yeah, so you guys actually came back. It's it's perfect. Um, I'm just gonna add I'm just gonna put the finishing touches on this and then um, we should be good. So the soup has been cooking for it's been cooking for about

thirty five minutes. Um, do you guys smell that? It smells really good? Right, Yeah, So I'm just gonna add a little bit of water, about a cup of cold water, and then let that come up to heat just for about one minute. Um, how's the e er good? Oh god, it was good time. Trouble with the rs is it? Let just anybody in there. That's why we're back so fast. They kicked him out because he was complaining about next time, next time, bring the frigging fingertip. Yeah, okay, okay, so

this is this is perfect temperature. Um, so we're just gonna pull it off the heat. And traditionally we would serve this over rice, but I'm kind of thinking that Choopy is not going to care. Um. And one one last note here. It looks like it was handwritten in here. It says, yeah, it says the summon the chuop a cobra by seeing his knee three times over the soup. So whatever you do, don't say chippy cheepy Chuopy. I really wish you had just not been standing over the

pot right now. Oh um, watch how he cut a cigar. Oh don't. Will it never end war

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