Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
Dec 03, 2021•12 min•Season 8Ep. 2
Roll up, one and all, for the 12 days of Shartmas! This is no ordinary Christmas countdown, as the boys line up an episode every two days for your enjoyment! Full of stories, discussion and wizardverse characters, you'd be insane not to check out this extra special gift!
Dec 01, 2021•12 min•Season 8Ep. 1
Craig rejoins the boys after suffering a suspect back injury this week, and much is discussed, including Stu's fear of the milkman, the fact we got noticed by Poundland (the high street store, not the nightclub) and, thanks to listener ItemshopDX, are prompted to discuss all kinds of bulls**t. They might also have wound up PIXI and Grief Burrito again, but they love them really… go listen!
Nov 29, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 28
This week the boys are back in session after an unexpected detention ruins their plans. In this hot slice of podcastery they discuss the sexiest Man alive (Ryan), the worst police pursuit vehicles, Ryan is now the Fast and the Furious and, to everyone's joy, Professor Ryance returns! Also, Craig was voted to be the best Friend, Ross Gellar! Thanks everyone!
Nov 15, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Season 7Ep. 27
This week the boys discuss many important things on the pod, such as the fact that Supercar Nigel is more famous than them, the Switch getting games from a hot new console, they fish for some hot new sponsors and, in what turns out to be a very heated battle, discuss which character from Friends they most represent! Also discussed are healthy yet inventive kinks and, for some reason, a snails anus (snanus). Could it BE any more exciting?
Nov 01, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 26
This week the boys are joined by Steph to discuss the levels of anger, the worst place to "Hulk Out", and the difference between PlayStation and Xbox gamers. We also visit the Wizards and Professor Imgonnacumm, who has been summoned by a mysterious figure, they're INSIDE THE ROOM!
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 7Ep. 25
The boys are all at odds this week, as the wizards have thrust them straight into recording an episode after returning to Cockwarts! This week they discuss all of the world’s most pressing concerns, such as the really expensive Fortnite clothes, what their Chaser names would be, our real feelings on Bonfire Night, just what is the “Sad Little Train” (choo choo) and you better believe that the wizards manage to summon not one but TWO Supercar Nigels, oh the hilarity!
Oct 17, 2021•58 min•Season 7Ep. 25
In this week's episode the Wizards push their luck a little too far in their quest for the ultimate gains, resulting in the boys being stranded and, of course, having to record another cursed episode. Why not pass the time with them as they show IGN how to really work out the greatest game of all time? Will it be Kratos, The god of war? The last of us? Mass Effect? Red dead redemption or GTA 5 ? And of you're hungry afterwards then an internet celebrity is here to help!
Oct 11, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 7Ep. 24
Disaster strikes this week, as the hosts of Grief Burrito and PIXI Podcast kidnap Stu, following last week's controversial episode! In his (hopefully not permanent) absence, Craig and Ryan tackle a seriously thorny subject… what IS the best biscuit? It's full of facts, information and, yes, biscuit ASMR.
Sep 27, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 23
This week the boys take a look at a somewhat controversial game tiering list from that bastion of gaming integrity, IGN, which definitely hasn’t missed out some classic games to fit their own narrative, oh no!. They also look into the secret Terminator subplot of Coronation Street, what those fucking meerkats have been up to, and the Fight Club-esque Go Compare man theory. It’s good soup!
Sep 20, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 7Ep. 22
This week the boys accidentally summon an avatar of cheese whilst discussing Logan Paul's simp, Copper Cab being a shill, Stu's thoughts on hand sanitiser, Craig's drag name, a time traveller from a distant era and Ryan's hot thirst trap photo. We are definitely not that guy!
Sep 13, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 7Ep. 21
Whaaaat Stu's back? Didn't he leave to make his own podcast about online shooters? Anyway, this week the boys talk about all kinds of weird and wonderful things, including that bloody “be a man” thing he was on about when it all went wrong! We also look the Uruk Hai’s side hustle in sex toys, discuss which podcast hosts would most likely be the Ghostface Killer in a Scream movie, and Stu drops a rather controversial opinion about a certain ghostly holiday! Why not drop in and see what bloody non...
Sep 06, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Season 7Ep. 20
In this week's hawt slice of podcastery, we are joined by Grief Burrito's Most Beautiful Boy (sorry Jordan) Mr Harrison Wild! We talk about Jurassic Park, paragliding with famous movie stars, the new Gremlins 3 plot, and what is the best game soundtrack (again!) So pull up a pew and let's see what's going down!
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 19
This week the boys delve into Ryan's weird noir detective dream, a strange visit to a battery powered pharmacy, the social distance skeleton, and what are the rent prices like in Gotham City? We also cast suspicion over Bull and Skillo from the Power Rangers and you won't believe the amazing content Stu saves for the end!
Aug 16, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 18
Join us for another hot episode, in which we discuss the most important wizarding event on the calendar, how shit Castle Greyskull is, annoying chummy tires and what happened when Jeff Bezos arrived at the Wizard's space station! It's a rollicking good lark!
Aug 09, 2021•54 min•Season 7Ep. 17
What happens when it's really bloody hot, and the boys haven't drank enough water before recording? The answer: a load of old cobblers! We visit the Star Wars gym, talk about the inventors of the screwdriver, the horrors of loyalty free music, Facebook cringe and, of course, we reveal Craig's ongoing love of Timbs…
Aug 02, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 7Ep. 16
On this exciting edition, the boys talk about a new take on The Lion King, new characters for Beauty and the Beast, and why does that woman on the job advert act so bloody stupid all the time? Also, how do you effectively embellish a good old fashioned fart? Why not have a listen and find out?
Jul 26, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 15
This week the boys get very cross about TikTok food idiots and daytime TV, and wonder if J Jonah Jameson lusts after… very specific photos of the Spider-Man. Also, the truth about David Dickinson is discovered and we learn a horrifying truth about Johnny Five. Also, Ryan educates is about those ghost twin blokes from the Matrix!
Jul 19, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 7Ep. 14
In this dollop of goodness, we discuss the phallacy of fanboys, the inventor of the double decker bus and, of course, Ryan takes us down to the Condiment Corner, where we discuss the Sauce Readily Available rating of god's finest condiments. Why not splurge us all over your dinner?
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 7Ep. 13
Ryan's out in space with Gagrid this week leaving Craig and Stu unsupervised, and so a lot of strange talk is had. Join us to learn about which famous people have a dog's appendage, which mascots would be in the Avengers and five into the world of Bigfoot Fursonas with Jeff and Clifford...
Jul 05, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 7Ep. 12
In this controversial episode of everyone's favourite podcast, Stu has stumbled across a frankly disgusting tiering list for tuber based food products that needs a good sorting out. We also laugh at E3 reactions and more suspicion over Stephen Mulhern's existence. Let's wipe away those tiers, a new episode is here! Also join our Patreon!
Jun 28, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 11
In this educational episode, the boys ask a very important question about the advent of the stepladder, come up with some ideas for a good Kart game, and the Wizards get caught defacing some exercise books in Cockwarts...
Jun 21, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 10
In this week of hot, blistering content, the boys take a good look at that Mass Effect remaster, talk about the evil willy skulls, and are gobsmacked at a famous podcaster's hatred of mushy peas! And remember, even if you don't enjoy this podcast, it's still your favourite!
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 9
In this tongue destroying episode, the boys are challenged to some hard to say phrases, look at the medical phenomenon of farts that empty you, and Stu gets all hard for Die Hard in Warzone and Fortnite!
Jun 07, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 7Ep. 8
The boys are joined by OG Shart Select friend, Dave Cooper of the Anyone For Seconds podcast! This week they take a look at awful cinema experiences, call out Nintendo (and many others) to a schoolyard fight, and otherwise really lower the bar for what passes as entertainment!
May 31, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 7
Why not join those no-good Shart Select boys as they put the world to rights, one thing at a time? This week they are joined by the REAL owner of PIXI podcast, Kayleigh (@datgingerone), and let the comedy good times flow! They even, believe it or not, talk about video gaming a bit too! Oh, and you can bet Ryan is out being a lil heartbreaker, as usual!
May 24, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Why does everyone's favourite cowboy keep lying to make himself sound more edgy, and are the boys ACTUALLY daring to air controversial opinions about Soulsborne games? On a podcast!? Join in to find out before Master Cumrag ruins it all...
May 17, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 7Ep. 5
The head wizard is in the shed this week, making sure that the boys actually produce a half entertaining podcast! Thankfully, they're joined by the ever fun Steph Gannon, so hopefully they won't be bollocked too much…
May 10, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 7Ep. 4
This week the boys are joined by Grief Burrito's messianic host Hazz Wild, and are lucky enough to land an interview with the Wizardverse's premier truck boy, Semington Corralman! Why not join them for a good old time?
May 03, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 3
This week the boys bring more INJUSTICES to light, such as why Baron Zemo isn't the top billed hero in Falcon & the Winter Soldier, why don't microwave ovens have advertisements, and why is there not an uproar that our skellingtons are always wet? Also, Ryan brings crockery to a fistfight!
Apr 26, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 2