You know what, sod it! This week Winst0lf and Stu are joined by Cornish Ryan and Steph, as the rulebook gets thrown the hell out, along with the bloody video games! It is time for Shart Select to show it's true face at last, that of insane sounding old men complaining about stuff in a comedy fashion, including the Mulhern/Vision theory, Stu's hatred of "Yee Yee" and the truth is finally out about Nintendo!
The nasty Professor Gape has trapped Winst0lf in detention! But don't worry, Stu and Ryan have summoned famed YouTuber, musician and Elder Scrolls fanatic Emmett LaFave to help out with the episode instead!
What happens when podcastings greatest beef finally boils over, and Ryan, the most handsome boy on the internet, must go up against Ryan, the most Cornish boy on the internet? Let's find out…
Ryan’s simping over Satisfactory has finally paid off, as Shart Select lures in Coffee Stain Studio’s community manager, Snutt Treptow, for a lovely chat… but does Ryan have ulterior motives to quite literally get his face into the game? Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - ...
It's back, and this year the famous Quiddicks pitch at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards is hosting the event! We also get to hear more dubious erotic literature in Ryan's Surprise, select Halo Wars 2 in the Gamepass roulette and Stu gets to go on a woodland adventure with Gagrid the groundskeeper...
This week the boys talk about bad endings in gaming, with such guilty parties as Half Life, Mafia 2, visit Old Man Lockout, hear some fantastic surprise content from Ryan and even take part in a game of Cockwarts' famous sport, Quiddicks! But be careful, Vito Scaletta might come and pay you a visit... Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the...
This week we let Ryan take us on a deep dive tour of Arkane’s 2006 title, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. We also selected Mount & Blade for our first random Gamepass title and pay a visit to Cockwarts, where an attempt to learn the national game of Quiddicks goes horribly wrong when Fuckboy shows up with his razor sharp insults. Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip...
The boys discuss upcoming games in 2021, and which ones get them...Erm… turgid, and which get them like a sad windsock… will it be Farcry 6, darktide, rider republic, deathloop ? find out now. The Bois also visit Gagrid in his hut and meet fluffer and a nasty run in with Drakebro Fuckboi Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www...
The boys are back! In this episode we complain about things like the old men we are, take a deep dive into Kingdom Hearts and discover the real, top secret meaning behind it all, check out Ryan's Surprise once again and catch up with the latest wizard news at Cockwarts! We're back! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patre...
This week Daddy Thicmass empties his sack allover us and treats us to some 3 stories from the Drip Tray, the Patreon only bonus episodes, so we can all enjoy what our patreons suffer with each week Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpo...
This week the bois audit the wizardverse, what will stay at what will be thrown out in the big reboot before season 6!!?? find out in he season 5 Finale Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | ...
The boys have materialised in a 90s arcade, where they run into the lovely Adrian and Dylan from the Arcade Attack podcast! Featuring: interview with Arcade Attack Ryan's Surprise Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu...
The boys have escaped at last, only to wind up trapped on the island of Vvardenfell! Thankfully, they're joined by guests Steph and Paul Gannon in this strange, strange place Featuring: Ryan's Surprise Feature: Morrowind Chat The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | You...
As the relationship with the wizards worsen, the boys refuse to follow their orders and decide to talk about their crazy dreams instead… Featuring: Stu's Thomas "Mandela Effect" What Really Grinds My Chode Ryan's Surprise Feature: Dreams The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartsel...
The boys encounter Adam and Nick from the Bottom of the Stream podcast knocking about in the Wizardverse and, naturally, set out to interview them. Also, there's some Fred Elliot discussion. Featuring: Meerkat Watch! Ryan's Surprise Interview With BOTS podcast bottomofthestream.com/ Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartsele...
Ross Cooke is back to talk to the boys, as well as Wizard jock Master Bhigballzs, so naturally the wizards are trying to impress him by making the boys come up with some video game themed lewd acts! DISCLAIMER: It's nasty! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise What Really Grinds Stu's Chode Main Feature: More Filth The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to ext...
The Mortal Kombat people have been in touch with the wizards to ask a favour: nominate the next DLC fighter for their latest title! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podcha...
Following a time travel adventure, Haz and Jordan from Grief Burrito get stuck in the Wizardverse! May as well talk about cryptids for a bit then with the boys then, eh? Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - Star Trekkin' Feature: Cryptids The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Yout...
The boys have been sent to survey gamings spoopiest places on behalf of the Wizards. We also hear some listener suggestions and catch the Wizards sneaking to the pub… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: One Liner Challenge Feature: Spoopy Places What People Responses Uncle Benny's Pub Quiz Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and revi...
This week the boys are tasked with recruiting a scary character from a video game to loiter around the Wizards Tower for Halloween! Also, Master Cumrag uncovers an ingenious new invention… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - The Mandela Effect Main Feature - Halloween Characters Who Done What and When? The Wizards Tower Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes! Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztiv...
This week the boys get a bit carried away with quizzes, Ryan takes us to Sunny Amsterdam and Master Phenrig has a confession to make about a certain JRPG remake… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: An AI Script Cunkle or Noncle Thicc Hunt Stu's Version of Winst0lf's Quiz Who Done What and When? The Wizard's Tower Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digezti...
This week the boys are joined by Yorkshire's finest podcast, the excellent Killer Rabbit! Expect hijinks aplenty as we discuss sexy grouse shooting, working down t'pit and jetpacks! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - Ryan's Stolen Surprise Interview with Killer Rabbit SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on ...
This week the boys discuss a new direction for Thomas the Tank Engine, Ryan's relationship with the Script AI and break out some sick quizzes and surprises! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: AI Horror Movie - The Damp Knife The League of Cool Uncles Thicc Hunt starring Stu Who Done What and When? Starring Winst0lf SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan ...
In this glorious episode, the boys meet with acclaimed YouTube star/irl Elder Scrolls character and musician Emmet LaFave of the famous LaFave Brothers for a thrilling interview! Emmet LaFave: Twitter | Youtube | Spotify LaFave Bros: Twitter | Youtube Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: The Impression-Off The League of Cool Uncles (Cunkle or Noncle) Emmet LaFave interview Wizard's Tower (featuring an Oblivion guard!?) SHOW LINKS Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shar...
The southwest's greatest hero returns to the Wizardverse, this time bringing his (possibly a dinosaur) friend Yung Raptor with him to see the boys! Expect weird questions and fun pronunciations of the word "castle"! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: a visit to Professor Ryance! A very tense quiz from Stu! An interview with Ryan and Mr Y. Raptor from PIXI Podcast. The Wizard's Tower
Forget Ryan's Surprise, this week the bois each have their own special surprises; including Winstolf's Wonder and Stu's Merciless Mindbender
The Bois nostalgia glands need milking again, This week we discuss what games we would like to see remastered
The Wizard BigBalls is back and brought with him his encyclopedia of filth! The Wizards have asked the bois to decipher some of their favourites to entertain them
A mysterious traveller from the world beyond the spooky woods has somehow found the Wizards Tower: artist extraordinaire Ross Cooke! Let's see what the boys make of this enigmatic figure... Ross Cooke Instagram Twitter
The boys are cranky and outraged today, thanks to the constant meddling of the Wizards and two fast food chains fighting each other down the road!
