Star Wars - Star Wars (1977)
A farm-boy teams up with a wizard, a smuggler, a bigfoot, a princess and two robots to defeat The Man In Black and his space station. It's a good film.
A farm-boy teams up with a wizard, a smuggler, a bigfoot, a princess and two robots to defeat The Man In Black and his space station. It's a good film.
Goon has a new show he likes - War of the Worlds on EPIX. Also a sidebar conversation about Edge of Tomorrow starring Tom Cruise.
Well, they finally destroyed Star Trek. Picard ends with a mess of an episode, and yeah (spoiler thing). We get some nice moments by Brent Spiner but wow what a mess.
Shark and Goon finally talk about Season7 of the Clone Wars. Why haven't they been talking about it? Because it's pretty boring. And man is Anakin is an abusive relationship.
The Mandalorian will be adding Rosario Dawson as a live action version of Ahsoka. Is that good? Is it small-universe? Is it both?
All the plot lines magically come together, and Brent Spiner is given something to do. It's both bad and somehow arguably the best episode of Picard yet. And don't worry about murdering Bruce Maddox, we all got over it.
Hey is that Padme? That looks like Padme? How could Padme be back? You saw The Phantom Menace, right? Figure it out Anakin.
Fast and Furious 9 delayed by a year. The Falcon and the Snowman Winter Soldier delayed. Disney+ might have nothing coming. Shows suspended production. What are we gonna watch in a few months if nothing is being made? Star Trek: Discovery?
After a relatively good week of Picard, this show is desperately in need of the Emergency Writer Hologram.
Finally, Picard visits the Rikers and some of the old magic comes back. It's clearly the best Picard has been....but does that make it good? Plus we talk about the Sexy Romulan being sexy despite her terrible ears.
Disney released the digital version of The Rise Of Skywalker so we would have something to watch on Coronavirus Weekend. Upon watching the movie again....oh that thing everyone was mad about....they actually did explain it in the film.
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There is a very simple solution on how to reboot the Indiana Jones series....and James Bond has the answer.
We start with an observation about the fans by Dave Filoni, which leads to a broader discussion of the wackos who don't enjoy Episodes VIII and IX.
What the world really needed was another zombie TV show. SyFy gets in on the act with Day of the Dead. Meanwhile, can The Walking Dead just get the ball back to Negan?
Star Wars announces a major expansion...and maybe it's all just too much.
Dave Filoni suggests Ahsoka is still alive at the end of Rise of Skywalker. OK then, how about helping us out against the Empire? No? How about helping stop The First Order? No? What are you doing Ahsoka?
J.J., why didn't you tell me? It would have taken two seconds to explain that Palpatine was a clone in Rise of Skywalker. Instead, we needed to read the novel for it to make sense.
Picard makes it to the Borg Cube and we get some more Sexy Roman Time. We hang out with Hugh and the Borg have some series destroying technology.
A discussion of Harley Quinn on DC Universe leads to Shark and Goon wondering why Luthor even bothers with the other people in the Legion of Doom.
Padme is mad that there isn't any fruit for her party, so she yells at Anakin who takes out his rage on the droids. The droids head to the mall where R2-D2 visits the massage parlor and gets a rather interesting bath. This really is the plot. Also Cad Bane is in this one. This may be the best Clone Wars episode of them all, and explains why Anakin went from a nice young man who then couldn't take his girlfriend's nagging any more and decided to become the most evil person in the galaxy just so h...
Clone Wars returns for a 7th season and we're hanging out with the clone troopers for some reason.
Picard and crew go to Space Vegas and visit the Generic Science Fiction Store and throw everything in a blender...but at least we didn't have to watch Sexy Romulan Time. After 5 episodes, what is this show even about?
Picard finally gets off Earth and well...um....there's really not anything to say about this episode and that in itself is a major problem with this series.
Goon tells us why Sam Raimi taking over Dr. Strange will be a good thing for all of us.
Shark watched Casino Royale and is very excited about it. Did you know it's good? Yeah, everyone knows that.
Goon has read the new Darth Vader comic book and he's excited about it. Would these stories make for a good TV show?
Goon resolves yesterday's cliff-hanger and tells us about the Hasbro Case. Then the guys stumble into the great idea of Bossk Hogg. It's a particularly aimless episode of Shark and Goon.
Bob Iger spoke about the future of Star Wars and hinted we could see spinoffs from The Mandalorian. Is this a good idea?
No it's not Star Wars. No it's not Battlestar. It's Battle Star Wars. And it's bad.