Just when you thought you could escape the "That's my stuff, give it back meme", we strike again Join us for 1993's classic "Leprechaun". Just because you get a pot of gold from a Leprechaun, doesn't mean they won't hunt you down to take back what is rightfully theirs! This was Jennifer Aniston's breakout movie role, and boy was that a choice! Kelly and Lexa were a little too high for this recording, but by God do they soldier on. Mike's hatred for smart aleck kids is at an all time high (pun in...
Jun 20, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Ham-fisted Global Warming messages? In MY bird-centric horror films? In a last minute Hail Mary, Kelly and Mike willingly sat through a second screening of Birdemic so Lexa could know how to make 90 minutes feel like an eternity. Follow Rod, the SLR PNLS Top Salesman and Natalie, the Victoria's Secret "Cover Model" fall in love and go on several dates. Admire the many mentions of Yoko Ono's Imagine Peace website. Feel part of the action as you walk through a craft fair, and explore mostly empty ...
May 30, 2024•58 min•Season 2Ep. 3
TW: if you don't want your life ruined by learning the definition of felching, avoid this timestamp: 12:15-14:14 Well we'll be hornswaggled! The Circus is in town! Or maybe it's just the clowns from the 2016 Clown Attacks. Remember that? Remember the clowns? Are we as a nation just pretending that didn't happen? Anyway, join us for a lively discussion as we follow protagonists Mike Tobacco (yes really) and Debbie Stone through this goofy invasion. Lexa falls on the sword to fuck the non-FDA appr...
May 16, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Weeeeeeee’re back! That’s right, your favorite comedy horror stoner podcast is re-emerging! We are starting season 2 with the most anticipated horror video game adaptation to date (maybe): Five Nights at Freddy’s! Join us for the thrilling tale of a man who sleeps at work! Yes you read that right! He’ll bravely sleep at work for all five nights. A man not afraid to bring his emotional support poster and white noise machine with him! Lexa finally plays a card she’s been dying to play, Kelly geeks...
May 02, 2024•2 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving! Join us for stories about the funniest, saddest joke Mike has ever cracked, unhinged parents, and a potential overlap in Mike and Lexa's stories?! We also discuss Kelly and Lexa's drunken shopping antics, Lexa's initial fear of Mike, and we give everyone free Sex Ed :) Also, find out what goes on in our ~mysterious~ group chat Superstore, "Boob Cheese": https://youtu.be/ZGCtuH4bUcg?si=t8toT4e0mF18rC5F How To trailer: https://youtu.be/w7aSybHRa6s?si=bp...
Nov 24, 2023•24 min
Gobble, gobble motherf***ers! On this blessed Thanksgiving day, we bring you "Thankskilling"! A truly wild story fitting of our show's brand. A demonic turkey is back after a 505 year rest and is ready for bloodshed! Join an unusual band of friends (?) as they try to defeat the turkey and get over deaths unusually fast. There is unprovoked eroticism, boobs, and extra small gravy flavored condoms. In this episode, we cracked the code for a perfect Friday night. Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see yo...
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 18 min
It's our very first Dollar Tree movie! Kelly's inspiration to start the show: The Bad Nun. No, not The Nun, The Bad Nun. (though honestly The Nun wasn't very good either.) Join us for yet another movie that infuriates Mike, Lexa's preferred use of time while we watched this movie, and Kelly realizing this is her "Chillerama" moment...though at least something happened in Chillerama. There's cookies, a better movie watched, and a frankly ridiculous chase scene that we couldn't stop laughing at. W...
Nov 09, 2023•44 min•Season 1Ep. 14
More bonus content! A few of our tangents that didn't need to be in the episode: Kelly's unhinged push-up story, Mike's pitch for the podcast that never (thankfully) came to fruition, Lexa's extracurricular interests, and The Worst Idea of all Time! The Worst Idea of All Time: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kFoLE4N4tfKbhbA8h1vCl
Oct 26, 2023•7 min
Time to embark on the squishiest road trip ever! Join the recent "high school" grads on their summer getaway to protagonist(?) Drew's truly awful cabin. There's sex, sex....and more sex. It's the perfect movie to watch with your buddies! What do you mean watching sex scenes with your friends is not a comfortable experience?! Lexa enjoys the "lore", Mike learns more about sex toys than he ever cared to know, and Kelly had impeccable timing with her edible. Episode firsts - Butthole talk is releva...
Oct 26, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 12
We continue our discussion of Jennifer's Body. There's a big dance coming up, so we're gonna need some orchid corsages. Jennifer's body count is piling up -- but thankfully, Needy is able to do some research the only High School library in the country with an "Occult" section". Join us for the thrilling conclusion! ...You're still there right? You haven't left to look up "jennifers body makeout scene" on YouTube? Lol okay, nerd. (jk, we love ya) "Four Female Ghostbusters??": https://youtu.be/WMU...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 12
According to Low Shoulder's MySpace page, they are playing a gig in Devil's Kettle! You guessed it, today we discuss Jennifer's Body, a movie that is already oh-so dated for the wrong reasons. It came out in 2009...yeah, think about it. Lexa has a touch of the gay, Kelly simps for her own husband (and Fall Out Boy), and Mike assures us that Megan Fox's performance as Jennifer far exceeds any of the Transformers movies. From loose horses to 9/11 Tribute shooters, there's a lot to unpack. So much ...
Oct 05, 2023•59 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Time for another Nic Cage Vampire movie! Hide your ant farms, because we're diving into "Renfield", a look into the life of Dracula's servant. There's fake blood, awesome fight scenes, drugs, and a cop-drama for some reason. Don your cutest sweater, grab your book of affirmations, and join us as we simp for Nicholas Hoult and discuss plans for our funerals. In all seriousness, this was a fun movie and you can tell Nic Cage was having the time of his life. Vampire Tumblr Meme: https://preview.red...
Sep 21, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Oh hiiiii listeners! Welcome to our very first one-hitter, where we take a break from spooky movies and explore the broad world of bad cinema. We watched “The Room”. Mike ruined Lexa’s immersion and accidentally discovers what's going on with the men of the internet Get ready for more sex scenes than you previously thought there were, lazy acting, and more! Oh and our PSA: Please wash your assholes The Room Honest Trailer: https://youtu.be/Z9cB0TjfIkM?si=TkSBIgw4Eir9ul9T Twitter: @Shakenbakepod6...
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Those are sure some sweeping views of New York! This must be the MGM classic, Vampire's Kiss. After surviving "mortal combat" (or should we say Kombat) with a bat, Peter Lowe slowly descends into vampiric madness...for some reason. There are therapy sessions, fleeting accents of indeterminate origin, and the alphabet. This movie is also the origin of the "YOU DON'T SAY" meme, despite those words not being uttered once. Safety pin on your tie and find that file!!! The "Rich Widow" robe: https://a...
Aug 24, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Too good not to share, but too irrelevant to keep in the episode. We discuss the origins of "I'm ready to fuck!", Japanese toilets, and whether or not Mike is the true author of the infamous "Poop Knife" Reddit story. Please support us so we can afford Pepto-Bismol <3 The Poop Knife: https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
Aug 10, 2023•7 min
A new episode, just for you! Wasn't that good of us? Summer can't be over yet, we haven't gone to camp! Get your doctor's note and pack a bag of chips so you can join us at Camp Arawak! Be sure to also pack your crop tops and short shorts (It's the style, after all). Don't worry about the deaths, in fact, don't mention them at all. It's perfectly safe here at Camp! It's an episode of firsts: Lexa herds the kittens, Kelly makes the first Simpsons Reference, and Mike watches the iconic Twilight ba...
Aug 10, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 8
We know what our show has been missing. The ambient sound of a dryer! Not to fret, we got it ;) Apologies if your name is Millard Findlemeyer! Join our discussion of Quigley, Biblically accurate Furbies, a Home Alone reboot starring Gary Busey, our non-existant Patreon, and the YouTube videos we watched after this recording. Oh and maybe some talk of Gingerdead Man. Kelly and Lexa have thoughts about "gingerbread seasoning" and Mike is frustrated with the lack of insanity Biblically Accurate Fur...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 7
One episode couldn't contain all of Chillerama! Don't eat the blue popcorn, but do listen to our continued discussion of the movies shown at America's last drive-in! Perhaps there was a reason these had never been screened before... Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Li...
Jul 06, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Welcome to America's last Drive-in, brought to you by Jim Dandie's Old No. 2, Blump's International Pictures, and the bluest boy butter you've ever seen! On this episode, Kelly has thoughts about women who breast boobily, Michael narrowly avoids cancellation, and Lexa brings dishonor on her family (again). We brought Kaiju Monsters! Were-Bears! Anne Frank's Monster! So drive in and chill out on this week's episode! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakeP...
Jun 29, 2023•44 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Wait, we're still in Nilbog?! A ghostly grandpa, accusations of smoking dope, and explicit scenes involving popcorn - the most erotic of all foods - await! Put down the Nilbog milk of questionable origin and don't eat the cake! To boot - We are now available on Apple, Overcast, and Pocketcast! Please check out an interview with George Hardy (Michael Waits) with our friends from The Horror Sanctum podcast on June 26th! https://linktr.ee/thechurchhorrorsanctumpodcast Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Inst...
Jun 15, 2023•47 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Join us on a vacation to scenic Nilbog! We got ghosts, we got iron to pump, and we got green goo APLENTY! We had a lot of fun with this one- so much so, we had to split it into two parts. Please join us next week for pt 2! Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http...
Jun 08, 2023•46 min•Season 1Ep. 5
This was a use of our time! Join us as we trudge through the very dated stupid tomato movie (with an actual helicopter crash?!) Also, surprise! It's a musical. Yeah. That's all folks. Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/...
May 18, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Your uncle's mystery goo? In MY donuts?? Join us for an adventure to Dandy Donuts, a classy eating establishment. Kelly loses it over a fake cat, Mike discusses his extracurricular interests, and we learn just how much Lexa loves cannoli donuts. Slip on your sexiest robe and join us for a lively discussion. This movie features the most "parking scenes" and fart jokes to date! Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) ....
May 04, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Happy 420! Welcome to Woodhaven: Home of the annual Drink n' Shoot, Liquor Donuts, and damp men. Grab yourself a Cadbury Creme egg, your copy of Boober Magazine, and listen to us discuss "Wolf Cop" (and maybe talk a little too much about Twilight) . Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) . Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: Shakeand...
Apr 20, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Priests! Dinosaurs! Prostitutes! Ninjas? Ninjas! Come listen to what we thought of "The VelociPastor", it will be a use of your time! Our audio may sound a little different over the first few episodes, but please bear with us as we work to get better :) Uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed un...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 1
A new (mostly) Horror podcast where we're all under the influence...of bad horror Grab your buds and some buds, and tune into see what we discuss! First episode launches Thursday April 6th, uploads every other Thursday Twitter: @Shakenbakepod69 Instagram: @shakeandbakepodcast YouTube: @ShakeandBakePod Email: [email protected] Logo: Eric Kreuz @e_kreuz90 (Twitter) Music: "Professor Umlaut" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://c...
Mar 30, 2023•2 min
