Daisy of Love episode 10. The guys' exes (or friends) visit the house so Rikki and Daisy can get the dirt. Daisy de la Hoya has her "personal psychic" come and do readings. Sinister needs to pull up his dang pants!
Daisy of Love, episode 9. Daisy takes the guys on dates, London returns, and ChiChi shaves his nipples!
Daisy of Love, Episode 8. The guys are challenged to cook for Daisy, but do they wash their hands?!?!? Why are Sinister and ChiChi so skinny? Is the food they served the food they actually made? Join Sid and Anthony as they try to figure it all out!
Daisy of Love, episode 7. Shade Palace is back baby! Anthony from Reality Wagon is joining Sidney to dissect the over accessorized men vying for Daisy de la Hoya's affection.
Daisy of Love, episode 6. The men are tasked with facing each other in the boxing ring to win a date with Daisy. We discover that Fox has a girlfriend back home... named Wolverina!!!!!! Flex and 12 pack go to the hospital, but it's never mentioned, and Big Rig gives daisy a picture of his kid. Wild times!
Daisy of Love, episode 5. The boys are split into teams and challenged with creating an album cover for Daisy. Daisy has a ridiculous Grecian themed solo date with a hamster brained human, a skunk gets into the house, a "professional" cage fighter has a meltdown and people skateboard on their butts. ROCK AND ROLL!
Daisy of Love, episode 4. Did you guys know that Daisy de la Hoya likes rockstars?!? Well, she does, and she's challenging the guys to form bands and play rock n roll versions of nursery rhymes. It's hilarious and precedes a wild breakdown from London. Joshua Fucking Lee is a real fucking person, okay!?!?!?
Daisy of Love episode 3. The boys are challenged to protect a mannequin of Daisy while running an obstacle course surrounded by paintball snipers. BROOKLYN HAS A GIRLFRIEND and is left in the dust. Everybody goes to the club and the challenge winners get a "sexy" backyard body painting date with Daisy. Wahoooooooo!
Daisy of Love episode 2. The boys are asked to do a show and tell so that Ms. Daisy can learn more about them. "Humorous novelties" abound and the winners get to go surfing while the losers are sent to detention to fubomble some old ladies boobers. This show is great.
Daisy of Love, episode 1. Daisy de la Hoya lost out of love with Bret Michaels, but we won by getting to see her on her own show! With Riki Rachtman as her sidekick/voice of reason, she will wade through a pile of early aughts trash bag, rock n roll, "himbos" to find the loser for her!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 12. Bret finally chooses his rock of love, but not before thoroughly scrutinizing each woman as if he has room to judge! Tears are shed, and mustaches are waxed.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 11. The girls travel to another hotel somewhere in Florida and Bret gives them G-string Mardi Gras outfits to wear. Mindy gets in a funk, an awkward dinner happens, Bret is super bummed out. The also go on dates somewhere and Zach and Sid spend 10 minutes talking about Gustav, the largest known Nile crocodile. RIP Gustav!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 10. All of the blondes are officially gone, so it's gonna be a rough last few episodes. In this one the 4 remaining brunettes are challenged to write lyrics to one of Bret's songs, and perform it with him. Mindy and Taya have relationship problems and Beverly and Jaime don't give a fuck. This episode is brought to you by the Hard Rock Hotel in beautiful, sunny, Orlando, Florida.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 9. The exes are here! Bret has his "exes" Heather Chadwell and Ambre Lake come to interrogate the girls' exes. There's a lot that could be said about these super star douche bags, but it can be summed up by saying that a guy named Hamboussi is the most normal. Punches are thrown, spit is spat, and Bret gets one episode closer to deciding which girl he will pretend to date!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 8. The ladies are challenged to have a pool day with some kids to prove who is that best mommy. Lots of skin and a little bit of sin, especially if you watch this episode on Amazon where it's uncensored! Hatchimatchi there's tits and clam!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 7. This one is a banger. Taya wins pet of the year, the girls compete in the "Truck Stop Games," there's a threesome on Bret's bus, 3 girls go on a date with Bret to an amusement park, Some girls get too drunk at a concert and Kelsey ends up crying on a speed bump. It's fucking wild.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 6. It's time for Bret's Mudbowl! The ladies get all rough and muddy, your hosts can't remember their names, and Bret gets fake sad about the death of someone he met once.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 5. The girls are challenged to make over some homely gals....but there's a twist! The girls are actually sexy and are joining the competition. Controversy ensues and A-bomb spends the night on Bret's bus. Hachi machi, things are heating up!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 4. The ladies are challenged to strike a stage like IRL roadies.....while wearing lingerie. Taya racks her crotch, Mindy has to pee, it's fucking wild. ONE OF THE LADIES MAKES OUT WITH BRET'S DRUMMER! Ashley wants a cheeseburger.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 3. The ladies are challenged to protect little baby Bret during a game of ice hockey, and you know Lacey is there to give them hell while doing it. The ladies on winning team get the honor of performing for Bret at a midwestern strip club. Socks are stolen, implants are popped, and someone calls their boyfriend on an illicit cell phone.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 2. The girls are challenged to write wedding vows for Bret, and give him gifts that represent who they are. They stay in a cool themed hotel in Indianapolis, Indiana, where Brittaney Starr has a racist meltdown. How fun!
Rock of Love Bus episode 1. We got a brand new crop of girls and boy are the tits big this season. Erin, come back, we found your circus tits tribe! This season Bret is taking the girls on the road with him, and they are drunker than ever.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 14. Zach and Sid discus the latest drama in the Rock of Love universe and the clip show of footage not shown throughout the season. Farewell season 2, Rock of Love Bus here we come!
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 12. We made it, kids! The finale of season 2 is here. Bret, Ambre and Daisy head to classy Cancun, Mexico for a romantic and uncomfortable vacation. Ambre, ispired by the sea, decides to show her own clam. Other things happen, a winner is crowned and your hosts discuss the reunion without making you watch that trash.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 11. The girls' parents come to visit, there is much talk of breasts, motorcycle rides, tattoos and someone goes home. Next stop, Cancun!
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 10. The girls AND Heather go to Las Vegas. It goes about as well as last time Bret took a group of girls to Vegas. Everybody yells, everybody cries, and Bret is definitely not kinda turned on.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 9. The girl's exes are brought to the house to be interrogated by Bret and Bret's "ex" Heather is brought in to make good TV. Heather, it's good to have you back. This episode has so much booze and very little clothes.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 8. The ladies are splint into two teams and challenged to make music videos to Bret Michaels' songs. Ambre Lake takes center stage and later lies about her age. Kristy Jo asks for a divorce then is sent out to pasture like an emotionally unstable horse. Will all episode descriptions be written in rhyme? The only way to know is with the passage of time.
Rock of love, season 2 episode 7. The girls are challenged to put on a USO style show for actual veteran, so you know this is good stuff. Very little clothing is involved. A true artifact of its time, this episode features a visit to the Ed Hardy show on Hollywood Boulevard. Also in this episode: Kristy Jo gets a lot of hate, and Ambre's god damned knees are still going through the fight of their life.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 6. The girls are given a rodeo challenge by Rodeo herself! You see, Bret is from Pittsburgh, and he likes to get back to his "country" roots. The winners go have dinner in complete darkness, and you know where that goes. Bret and Jessica go commando and everyone hates Kristy Jo. Bret? Kinda turned on.
