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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Chris & Rosie Ramseysoundcloud.com
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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Episodes

Airport Pints and Naked Parties

Today Rosie is joined by Chris, or is she?? This week's podcast includes a celebrity pseudonym , passport dramas, phone scammers, airport pints and some very very bad breath. There's burger issues, a sugar ban and some emotional beef! QFTP's include naked parties, a spare digit, a long list of one woman's icks and some harmless baseball cap fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Oct 24, 20251 hr 3 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

Things just got spicy on this week’s Please Keep Me Anonymous ! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by none other than Leigh-Anne Pinnock — global pop queen, powerhouse performer, and all-around icon. From Little Mix magic to bossing up as a solo artist, Leigh-Anne brings good vibes, honesty, and a whole lot of laughs. The trio bond over life as working parents and how to keep marriage fresh and fun! They discuss Leigh-Anne’s next era including how she’s owning her voice, chasing her dreams, an...

Oct 22, 202540 min

AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie have the heating on! They discuss Jacket Potatoes, AI Porn and why Rosie isn't allowed to enter competitions. Chris reveals a new yoghurt obsession and Rosie makes a call to both Sandra and Kate... There's some science facts, clothing related beef and QFTP's involving theme tunes, gaming and a trip to Turkey. Keep sending your weird and wonderful emails to: ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Oct 17, 20251 hr 2 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and WWII buff Al Murray! Al and Chris reminisce about touring together and discuss an eventful trip to Dubai. The trio also talk about Al's love of history, the splash zone on his new tour and the perils of meet and greets... All of this plus Al reads one of your brilliant emails! Find tickets to Al's tour here: thepublandlord.com Al's podcast We Have Ways of Making You Talk with James Holland can be found here: We Have Ways - Channel -...

Oct 15, 202549 min

Weaponized Incompetence

Chris and Rosie are back from a trip to London, and they have their beefs at the ready! But first there is a Geography quiz, some passive aggressive behaviour from Siri and discussion about what radio/podcasts host look like in real life! QFTP'S involve a school prank, swimming googles, an unusual headscratcher and some monetisation of discharge... who knew? Keep your emails coming to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Oct 10, 202555 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous , Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, Taskmaster, Never Mind The Buzzcocks host and all round legend, Greg Davies! As well as talking about the new series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Greg reveals what his first TV job was and he shares the details of a very stressful photoshoot (and it's not the one with all the milk!) Rosie and Greg bond over true crime obsessions and the three all get nostalgic for the naughty kids at school. Watch Never Mind the Bu...

Oct 08, 202552 min

Toenail Barbie

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his new Super Power and Rosie considers what intimate objects could make money online. There is some bad dream chat which seems a direct result of Rosie's love of True Crime and Chris shares some AI banter! All of this plus weekly beefs and some brilliant (yet gross) QFTPs! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Oct 03, 20251 hr 8 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder

Get ready for some seriously good vibes from national treasure and Eurovision superstar, Sam Ryder! We all know Sam as the pop powerhouse who went from singing in his shed on TikTok to nearly winning Eurovision for the UK! Sam is blessed with a beautiful voice which Chris and Rosie get to hear in person and a joyfully infectious spirit. Sam talks about first dates, life in Nashville and why he LOVES hotels. All of this plus he reads a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous story. Sam's new Single Be...

Oct 01, 202549 min

Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?

Get ready for some high stakes beef, a intense holiday breakdown and some triggered behaviour off the back of Taco day. The couple discuss fancy dress, some questionable GP equipment and if partners should haves access to a period tracker, thoughts? All of this plus some brilliant school themed QTFP's! If you have some stories that you'd like to share on the podcast, email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 26, 20251 hr 6 min

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens

It's the first episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous and this week Chris and Rosie are joined by musician, writer, and actor Jordan Stephens! Chris and Jordan reveal how and where they have met before and Jordan shares his love of South Shields and explains why he met partner Jade at just the right time! The three talk about Jordan's theatre debut in Entertaining Mr Sloane as well as discussing the importance of theatre as a cultural experience. As well as all of this, Jordan reads an email from a...

Sep 24, 202553 min

Ruthless Zodiac Signs

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Zodiac signs (who IS the most ruthless?), gilets, and the stone skimming scandal! Rosie reveals what she signed up to whilst drunk and the pair ponder over the identity of Banksy. The beefs are bed themed and QFTP involve a cat, shopping lists and an uninspiring history teacher. All of this plus some exciting news! Additional episodes featuring special guests will be in your podcast feeds from Wednesday 24th September! Send your weird and wonderful ...

Sep 19, 20251 hr 5 min

The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss The Great North Run, why Rosie thought Chris was cheating and how she got a crisp based injury! Chris has a new quiz, and the pair start to write the beginnings of a new kid's book. QFTP involve fun in a phone box, a Mummy ick and some very big lacy knickers! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 12, 20251 hr 4 min

Can we get a dog?

Today on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie’s had the worst morning of her life and Chris is sporting a VERY obvious BJJ injury… and as always we have beefs for you… or do we?! QFTPs have inspired Rosie with a new money making scheme, we hear about the worst morning after a night out ever… and we get a newfound appreciation of armpits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Sep 04, 20251 hr 2 min

Je Suis Belligerent

We’re in the final week of the summer holidays - and the Ramseys have been to Disneyland! Listen to find out if it is really the happiest place on earth… Meanwhile - Chris has taken a wasp hostage in his dressing room, we’re beefing about mullets, and in QFTPs we’ve discovered a brand new take on a children’s classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 28, 20251 hr 5 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

It's the last Bumper Summer Best of 2025 an we have saved some of the most weird and wonderful QFTP's for all you Smas and Das! Throwback to The Twits, The Depositor and that time a bird shat in Rosie's mouth! We hope you've all had a great summer. Keep an eye on the SMA feed for more exciting additional content coming your way very soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 27, 202558 min

Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie are still in the thick of the summer holidays (den making anyone?) however they are getting ready for a surprise family getaway! They discuss a disturbingly themed party, a Victorian wash, an unusual sex act and they decide that food and funerals don’t mix. All of this plus some Shepherd’s Pie Beef! Keep sending all your weird and wonderful stories to: Shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-lis...

Aug 22, 20251 hr 8 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

It’s early 2020… The SMA tour has been announced, and the Ramsey’s are also writing the Shagged Married Annoyed Book! This Best of includes Becky Beef (a long distant relative) and news from friend of the podcast Jess the Paramedic! As well as this, Rosie reveals her Bingo calling past and Chris gets called out for mansplaining on song lyrics. There’s some hanky panky involving a friends aunt, inappropriate foot rubbing and some burglar role play! Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Aug 20, 202542 min

Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed the couple discuss Chris’s birthday, a flat pack furniture debacle and the hangover from hell. Sister Kate receives two calls from Rosie and successfully settles some urgent questions! There’s also a One Question Quiz, some Rat stats and a voice note from friend of the podcast, Carl Hutchinson. Beefs are gift themed and QFTP involve a quick ick, an appliance engineer on a home visit and some very questionable underwear rotation. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ htt...

Aug 15, 20251 hr 2 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

On this week's Bumper Summer Best Of we re-visit one of the most iconic stories from a listener! It involves a groom and his mum... smas and das, if you know you know! As well as that there is more strictly chat, Sandra stories, Beefs, a discussion about renewing wedding vows and a pooh, zodiac DJ themed story! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 13, 202543 min

Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

We’re officially half way through the summer holidays! This week, The Ramseys have been hacked by their nine year old, Chris has been randomly appearing on Netflix and we reminisce about something we'd completely forgotten about... chain emails! Rosie was pre-warned about this week’s beef - but things still get a little bit spicy… and we treat you to a very whacky edition of Extra Extra! QFTPs include a midwife miracle and a school assembly catastrophe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

Aug 07, 20251 hr 6 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

It's the Summer of 2019 and Chris has been announced for strictly! Rosie get's in to the spirit with Alexa and Chris enjoys the press getting his age wrong and proclaiming Rosie as a professional dancer! We hear Rosie confess her love for all things Cadbury and how she even did a school project on Cadbury World. They also discuss twitter bios, emojis and why spitting during sex is an odd choice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Aug 06, 202550 min

Ep 330. Wet Mammals

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Chris and Rosie run down the fifteen (apparently!) most unattractive ‘hobbies’ . Stay tuned to find out how Brazilian jiu-jitsu ranks on the list. There has also been trampoline chaos, boomer run-ins and Rosie got caught red-handed on her iPad… QFTPs include a very threatening legal letter, a mysterious stain and one of our favourite kinds of email… a midwife story! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠...

Jul 31, 20251 hr 1 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three

In part three of the Bumper Summer Best Of Chris and Rosie have holiday beefs which led to the infamous Secret Scoffing Club! Question's from the Public include the origins of the Bang Pillow, Mrs Dingleberry and the heart breaking love bite story! We hope you're enjoying listening to the best ofs and our usual Friday pods! Send us all your weird and wonderful emails to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠⁠ lin...

Jul 30, 202538 min

Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

Olá! The Ramseys are back from their summer holiday and we have a lot to catch up on. There's inflatable drama, Dobble crimes, fake Americans and border control hacks… all to look forward to on this week's episode! The trip has also given us two fresh holiday related beefs - but Chris has also been busy beefing with people poolside. QFTPs feature a day-ruining email and a *very* cool vehicle… One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this ⁠ link ⁠ and fi...

Jul 24, 20251 hr 2 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two

It's time for the second instalment of the SMA Bumper Summer Best Of! This week Chris and Rosie discuss the Costco care package and the do's and don'ts of be married in to Rosie's family. We witness the start of Rosie's caravan campaign and the pair reveal their thoughts on PDA's, farting in front of your partner and why it's a bit odd to stay friends with all your exes. PLUS there's a celebrity question and we revisit Rosie Mamsey! One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you...

Jul 23, 202550 min

Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever

On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie discuss crying in the shower, passing out, and why Chris had the worst lie-in EVER! The pair share their thoughts on flight etiquette and fashion choices you make when you’ve packed all your best things for a holiday. There’s some Extra Extra, teary eyed beefs and some brilliant QFTP’s which cover scheduling adult time and mispronounced surnames. One of our sponsors is giving away a £100 gift voucher. All you have to do is click this link and fill in a shor...

Jul 18, 20251 hr 1 min

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One

We are rewinding to 2019 and listening to some of the best bits of early Shagged Married Annoyed! Robin is 3, Chris is yet to find his love of cycling and cuddle club and Rosie has just reached 100K followers on Instagram. The famous foursome email is revisited, they discuss couples that don't argue, bad dates, northern sex puns AND we hear from Ed Sheeran and Jason Manford with their questions for the couple. Email the podcast with all your weird and wonderful stories at shaggedmarriedannoyed@g...

Jul 16, 202549 min

Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP’s… Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed...

Jul 11, 20251 hr 3 min

Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season’. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can’t get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone? Keep sending us your stories, no matter how mad: shaggedmarrie...

Jul 04, 20251 hr 3 min

Ep 325. Ten percent more love

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S! Enjoy SMAS! Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Complete our sponsor survey ⁠by clicking here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...

Jun 27, 20251 hr 8 min
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