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Gerald Roberts is with live Lil XP

Apr 07, 202631 min
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Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

What's respons? Those good? But those a good minute?

Speaker 3

Right, let's do it you man, it's good Man. Sorry, sorry, I'm not presentable right now. Man, I'm like I told you, man, I'm out. I'm outside scoping out the the ups man. Can anybody knows ups?

Speaker 2

Bro?

Speaker 3

They don't never knock. They just act like they knocked and drive off on you.

Speaker 2

So I'm outside, bro, gotcha got you real quick? Right, real quick, real quick?

Speaker 3

Right?

Speaker 2

So talking about where you went?

Speaker 3

Right now? I'm out, o, Bro, I'm out here in Queens. Man, what side, Bro?

Speaker 2

What happened across the world?

Speaker 3

Oh no, Bro came back from Malaysia, Bro back two days ago. Man shouts out shouts up to Malaysia. Man shouts out to the country. Bro, Malaysia. Yo, if y'all never been, y'all should go.

Speaker 1

Tom is over there. I'm gonna get packages like I'm black. Tom's over there, but you over here, so down.

Speaker 3

Bro, it's a it's a twelve hour time difference over there, man us probably in the morning right now, at five in the morning, right now, Bro in the Malaysia.

Speaker 2

Yeah, man, beautiful. Yeah, you're back back. Yeah.

Speaker 3

Man.

Speaker 1

All right, So you said that you want an interview, So that's what I'm gonna do, right, people a little bit you want to get into you don't talk.

Speaker 3

About all right, Yeah that's a fact, bro.

Speaker 2

I that so real quick, right, First of all, like what names? What varyings? Ursion? Like what what?

Speaker 3

What?

Speaker 2

What? What? What? What?

Speaker 3

What?

Speaker 1

What?

Speaker 3

What? What?

Speaker 2

What? Who are you today? What version of.

Speaker 3

The Who am I today? Man? You already know, Man, I'm always the host with the most Man. I'm x XP man. You know what I'm saying. XP, not experience points, extra points, just x P man.

Speaker 1

That's it.

Speaker 3

That's who I am today. You can check out my podcast keeping it realaling black. So I I haven't dropped the episode in like a couple of years. Back out the archives, you know what I mean. Uh, check out the just check out the archive, man, you know what I'm saying. Got some good stuff on there. So okay, a funny guy. So first things first, right, oh man, listen, bro I'm a I'm a straight country boy man from North Carolina, man living living in the big best city

in the world, man, New York City. Man. Been living here for about eight years, man, you know, trying to transit, been transitioning from the southern life to the city life and bind. Man, it's kind of crazy out here in the city. But I gotta love it because with all the opportunities that New York City provides for those who come here seeking for better, you know, you know, opportunities in life, as they say, you know what I'm saying. So st New York man shouts out to North Carolina a big one.

Speaker 2

Okay.

Speaker 1

Alright, So, so tell you by your background, alright, man, my background.

Speaker 3

I am a native splash African American. I work in the military, it's a second lieutenant, okay. And I also work at the airport, and I do I do comedy sometimes or and I do backstage acting. So I'm like a jack of all trades, if that makes sense. So I know a little bit about everything. I'm a gamer. Halloween's coming up, so I'm about to say next month, man, send me out on twitch. Yo. Twitch is l I l every every month. Every not every month, but every time.

In October, I always do this Halloween special where I like play horror games for like the audience. So that'll be interesting. Yeah, send me, send me your twitch, Bro. I haven't been on the minute, but every October I hop on and play like text the changsaw Masacre Friday the thirteenth, Dead by Daylight shots out to that by Daylight. Oh that's a good game, man, everybody should play that one. Man. You just see me screaming. Man, that's about it. Streaming sand all right.

Speaker 2

So tell us about tell us about being a comedian.

Speaker 3

Oh, man, that's the best job of the world to me, Bro, being a comedian, just making people smile, man, and making people laugh. Just that's the best job you can't have to be in my opinion, even though it's kind of getting a little tricky now, you know with this uh you know, First Amendment. You know what I'm saying. But I feel like comedy clubs are a place where people could come and just have fun, you know what I'm saying.

So I don't know, man, I just never thought a million years or we do doing comedy, But here I am. It's pretty pretty cool to just be on the stage in front of a lot of people and everyone just staring at you, waiting for you to say something funny, hoping you don't bomb, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2

You got any gigs or products coming up? Uh?

Speaker 3

Interestingly, I don't have any gigs coming up because I haven't booked any open bikes because I got like, I got a concert. I'm going to man on the fist, dude. So shouts out to Avatar the Last Airbender is coming to Brooklyn, and YO, some bookie tickets. You can't get your tickets for Avatar the Last Airbender. Book it because there it's their twentieth anniversary. Yo. If you're a fan of Avatar Last Airbender used to go watch it. You won't be disappointed.

Speaker 1

Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, So let's hop right into it. Alright, So you want to talk about Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 2

Right, So, yeah, what's going on with that?

Speaker 1

So before you see the start, right, So I'm not gonna lie I don't know, but I don't. You haven't ever really known anything about Charlie Kirk. I knew about his death because I'm not I'm at the Craven right and my boy texts me a video, right, I couldn't getting side right, and I'm like this first thing. I was like the first thing, I was like, this is real because i know, like get killed in real life.

I'm saying, like the bullet like what he was net that like sporting out a movie and I'm like, yeah, it's really, yeah, it's real. Ever just now like a love as fascination, I'm like, wow, so quick though something that m.

Speaker 3

I'm gonna be honest, rest in peace, saying rest in peace to Charlie Kirk. I ain't know the brother. I ain't knowing either, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really pay attention to him like that, so I didn't even know what was going on. I got the same thing as you, man. Someone said Charlie Kirk got shot. And I looked at the video and I was just like, yo, ma is crazy, brother, And you can see the comments, man, Everybody just like cheering and like, oh, that's what he

gets and it's so bad. Bro. I had to get to the point and be like, Yo, why is everyone like hating on Charley Kirk. Let me go see what he's talking about and the stuff that he was talking about. I was like, WHOA, Okay, I can see why, But no one deserves to die. You know what I'm saying for you? You know what I'm saying, no one that lives to die, bro, any scenario as in when it comes to just speaking your opinion, you know what I'm saying. Like he said some controversial stuff like yeah, it's not

like something you get. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Yeah, do you know some of the stuff he spoke about, man, something along the.

Speaker 3

Lines as of as if there's a black pilot, he should be concerned. Like yeah, Bro, that's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. You know what I'm saying. Dang, he left he left behind a wife and two kids. Man, And that young man that did that to try to Kirk Man, he he don't understand, Bro, that shooter. Bro, he don't understand that.

Speaker 2

He's like he started, huh he get caught yet?

Speaker 3

Yeah, the guy got caught, Bro, it's a white guy rose twenty two year old Caucasian male, you know what I'm saying, And he just didn't like Kirt. So you're just like, I'm gonna go. And the crazy thing is his dad. His dad ratted him out. His dad snitched on snitched on him. But just listening, Hey, yo, respectfully, you know what I mean, Like if it was my son, I don't know, Bro, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know. I ain't gonna say too much, you know,

because this is you know, this is counsel culture. Bron. He said they might take this, but they might take one of these clips for me one day cancel my canceled me. Bro, Like, oh, you know in twenty twenty five when you talk about trying to kurk, Yeah, we got something for you, buddy, Yo. Very crazy.

Speaker 1

I forgot who said it, but somebody made a break up point right like him, right, dude died for what he believed in.

Speaker 2

I'm saying he's like a legit little martyr. Some so somebody said about that. I'm just saying, yeah, Bro, he is, bro.

Speaker 3

And I feel bad for the kids, Bro, to be honest with you, them kids are innocent souls, you know what I'm saying. So nobody should be seeing that, bro, And respectfully, I mean, like I said, you said some things, bro, but not crazy enough where he deserved to die. If that makes sense. You know what I'm saying. Murders should never be a good thing. Murder should never be something that should be praised, you know what I mean. Like, now, those kids gotta grow up without a father, dude.

Speaker 2

And what's up? What's the sentence?

Speaker 3

You know you probably got life, bro, He's probably gonna get the depth in it more slightly, probably gonna chop his head off. Make an example, Okay, I have here like this is verbatim, hope from your.

Speaker 2

Discuss he said life the world. What that means life in the world. We had mind?

Speaker 3

Oh man, life in the world. Bro. You gotta everybody gotta talk about it. Bro. You always gotta talk about what's going on in this world. Bro. And that's one of the examples right there, man, murder man. Everywhere you're going on your page, now you see someone get assassinated or stop by a straight bullet. Man, there's just too much depth going on in this world, bro. And at

this point in time, Bro, you gotta enjoy. You gotta enjoy your time with your loved ones, man, and you know, spend some spend some quality time with your family though, because you know, tomorrow's never promised now, especially in this day and age. Once you go out, once you clock off this earth, brod, the world is still gonna keep going. Bro.

They we still got bills to pay. Bro. You we'll go to your funeral, we cry over your for it might be like five hours, but then next next morning, Bro, we gotta clock in, brocause if you know, America don't America don't care about funerals, bro. America cares about the bills, the money, how much much, how much money we can take. You know what I'm saying. Like, for example, Bro, new York man, I love New York, Bro, But everybody can

attest to this, to any any state. He's putting all this money, all the hard earned taxes, but we still got potholes, were still running into pose and blowing up our cars. I'm saying. And you just sit there, and you sit there and you be like, Yo, where's my money going? Yo?

Speaker 4

You you know what I mean, Where is my money going? And I'm pretty sure it's going in the pockets of someone you know what I mean. Come on, bro, all this money and then they say they ain't got money for like the put in the pay teachers and stuff. Right, they pay teachers and stuff. But Dick, but we can pull.

Speaker 3

Out a billion dollars out of nowhere and give it to someone else, you know what I mean. So this is like funny stuff that goes on in this country. Man, But hey, I can't. I got I gotta respect it. Bro, just a it's just a hustle man. America's man. Americans are hustlers. Bro. Its politics. Dog is he signed a contract? You gotta follow orders? Bro. Man sad it's sad to say. Bro, It's really sad to say. But hey, there's no place I'd rather be than to be in the United States

of America. Oh Man, I've been to other countries, which is beautiful, but all I know is America. Man, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

So for me, for me, it's like what specifically New York. I'm love the city.

Speaker 3

Fine, New York? Where is that? Bro? I mean, listen, man, New York is a place where the opportunities is endless. Yo. Like I'm gonna tell you right now, the opportunities in New York are endless, and if he don't take advantage of those opportunities, then hey, man, it's your fault. Bro. There's you know, you're lonely, or you're sad, or you're disappointed, or you have regrets to life like dude. Like, like

I said, I'm coming from the South, dude. Like I'm out here brining and working, bro, and living my dreams and stuff and traveling the world. Dude. So it's like a guy from small town farms out here conquering New York City's it's like if I can do it, man, you can do it, yo. You just gotta have that mindset. You got to go out there and get it, you know what I'm saying. Like my boy David Goggin said, Bro, you gotta go out there and get it. No excuses, man, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

Okay, Okay, I'm gonna bring it back to charl to Kirkle click right. What are your thoughts on people and contents and getting canceled or suspend it because of all because of people?

Speaker 2

What happened to him?

Speaker 3

Man, That's what I'm saying. Man, it's scary. Dog. Freedom of speech is like, I feel like it's limited now, man, Like you get shot over anything. You could say, hey I don't like your dress and then pop, yeah, yo, it's getting real gritty outside, my brother. I mean even it's even scary to be a comedian now. Bro, you can beat up, but you're in a comedian Bro, I can I can roaw somebody after and then they feel in some type of way and be like, hey, bro,

I'm gonna see you after the company. They might just get jump up on stage, bro and just throw some hands. Man. It's just it's just crazy these days, though, I think we got a little bit more sensitive. So you know, back in the day man, you know Eddie Murphy, Richard pryor come on, man, it was cutthroat. We could people back in those times could take a joke now just like if you get offended the slightest just over.

Speaker 1

Bro's a coolation between that and Mardern Dayneistan.

Speaker 3

Troghanistan.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I think it's a play between that what you're saying right now about people, how you carel Cancel's.

Speaker 2

Place between d for the modern day regime frum Afghanistan.

Speaker 3

With a modern day regime talking about Trumpghanistan you.

Speaker 2

Have this country.

Speaker 3

I want to I wonder. I mean, I feel like it is man cook. Bro, you don't like if you talk about Papa trump Man. That's what they call him now, Papa Trump You talking about him? A bro, I ain't no snitch. Bro. You know what I'm saying. I don't want them to get me.

Speaker 4

Bro.

Speaker 3

Bro now, Bro, I don't want them to come get me.

Speaker 2

Bro.

Speaker 3

You don't know, Bro, they might pull me out the car. Bro right now. It's bro. You know what I mean, Bro, I gotta be careful, brody like they're saying. Bro, like the people who call him Papa trump Man, you gotta be careful bro, like you talk about him. You're out of here. Brother. Mm hm you you either you end up like Jimmy Kimmel and and all the people back them off. Though I respect it. Everybody out their back. Jimmy caive it, cancel their Disney Plus descriptions like everybody

was not playing. So I like that unity. Bro. I wish everybody was like that when it came to this, damn rent. I wish everybody in this in America would stop fucking band rent so they can lower it. Bro. If everybody banded together, and said, hey, then it's too much and high. Then yo, brother, I guarantee you bro, everybody everybody's gonna load their rent. And if anything that's saying you don't pay your rent, everybody stopped paying their rent.

People's starting getting kicked out left and right off the rip. Landlords need still need money, still need revenue. So you already know they're gonna drop these deals. Like yo, bro, I got this three bedroom apartment for like eight hundred, man, Like yo, y'all want to move in eight hundred? It used to be like twelve hundred when he dropped it that much. Oh yeah, I'm taking it so yo. But it just we got these people bro scared to be like, oh man, I don't want to because you know, I

got a family do for you. I can't. I can't stand up to the big Govy as a government. I can't stand up to the big gov. Because I don't want to be I want my family to be penalized. So we got some people that's like scary as they say, like like that. So that's why things are the way they are because we don't have enough people say hey, enough is enough, yo, Like what's going on in this country? You know, we're just chilling right now.

Speaker 4

Bro.

Speaker 3

We just we're just reproducing, Like lion king. This is the circle life. We just on this planet to reproduce and pass down or whatever to our studren and children and and so on and so forth. Bro. So all we can do, man, is just teach the younger generation how to be better than us, you know what I mean? And then, Man, I ain't got no kids, but if I do, I hope they'd be way better than me. Brother, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay, Uh. Thoughts on what's the guys name the comedian, what's the name of cal.

Speaker 1

Oh, Jimmy Kimmel, what's about him getting canceled?

Speaker 4

Oh?

Speaker 3

Man, that was crazy, Bro, Jimmy Kimbill being canceled, yo. And it was crazy because he was making it. He was making a joke towards Trump, so everyone was tart of playing like he was talking mad joke about Charlie Kirk. But if you go watch that little segment, Jimmy Kimmel was just making a Trump a joke on Trump because when he asked Trump how he hold it up? Bro, was like, hey, man, you know we got this construction

that's going on, man, that's pretty good. I'm like, and everybody in the audience is laughing and they have a good time. But hey, Trump wasn't feeling it, so canceled. Trumps like can so he pressed it. I believe he got a button on his dash that says every time he press the button, bro, his team comes in there and say, who's next, bro? Because there ain't you know, he's about to light him up out of there?

Speaker 2

Brother, Okay, I have believe it or not.

Speaker 1

I have listener questions right here. One person asks, what's your actual name?

Speaker 3

It's my actual name. One person asks, Bro, this is hold on, this is just drunk camera right here. Bro. I'm being like, what's going on? The asked brother. Answer you want to you're the fan, bro. I'm like, god, Bro, I'm gonna give you out my first name, bro, because I don't know, man, the things be watching me lately. Bro, But this Bro, my first name is Ramon. Bro. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2

All right? Somebody else asks what as an actor?

Speaker 3

What have you?

Speaker 2

What's what stuff have been in?

Speaker 3

He said what the actor?

Speaker 2

What as an actor? Like, what stuff have you've been in? As an actor?

Speaker 3

What stopped me? From stuff.

Speaker 2

What's what? What stuff have you been? Have you been?

Speaker 3

The only thing I've been in, bro was power as a brow and law in order HP. You man, that's pretty cool, bro, So shouts out the truth of Central It's called Central Casting. Anybody can sign up, sign up for it for free. All they do is they just take a picture of you. Hm, they give you a W four form to fill out, and you're good to go. Man. I think they take you and anything. They take you for any job that's coming up. They're like, hey, we got something coming up. Would you like to be in it?

You said, yeah, I like to be in it. Put me on.

Speaker 1

H okay, okay, okay, uh real quick, real quick. So what's uh, what's what's next?

Speaker 2

What's next to me?

Speaker 3

Man? It's out here getting this money. Brother, I'm still be working for the for the big army, you know what I'm saying. Shouts out to the for the government for employing me, for trusting me to be in the ranks. Shouts out to the government. Though, I'm gonna be, you know, working man. So if any comedy, I'm not sure yet because I don't know where I'm gonna go. As in, like, you know, the government. Man, they can see you anywhere. Brothers so yes.

Speaker 2

Being queens like I could. How did you? How did you all here with me? You could have hung out. That's some food. Still talking all kinds of.

Speaker 3

Stuff, Yeah, bro, man, like back in the day. Bro, you know what I mean in the basement. Back in the day. Bro, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

You should have told me that.

Speaker 3

Brow webside, man, but not not today because I was looking. I'm out, Bro, this UPS driver is supposed to be here, Bro, solay my package. Bro, I'm I'm about to turn up. Man. I haven't seen the UPS driver pull up once, so I hope they ain't wait until the last minute. Well they I hope they don't push my delivery back to nine pm, bro, because UPS be bugging out here with the delivery.

Speaker 1

Okay, real quick, Give me some plugs, like, give you some some plugs like social media events, et cetera, like earlier just about you. Yeah, let you call it star casting.

Speaker 3

Some more plums, oh for my for my social media? Right?

Speaker 2

What anything?

Speaker 3

Yeah? Man, just shut you follow me at a Instagram at l ll l XP twenty six again. I know I kind of said that fast, but follow me on Instagram at l I l x P twenty six. What else I got, bro, TikTok same thing l I l x T twenty six, snapcats same thing? Use then ain't same all across the platforms, So follow me, you know what I mean. TikTok is pretty funny. I haven't posted tiktoks in the minute, but he checked me out. I got some video game plays on TikTok. Pretty hilarious, man,

realty hilarious. So take me out on there.

Speaker 2

That's I bet.

Speaker 3

Uh.

Speaker 2

We got, we got, we got, we got minutes left.

Speaker 3

With man, this is for the people. Bro, I'm talking to the people. Man. Shouts out to the people. Man shouts out to everybody. Man that's working the nine to five. Bro, that's busting their assets. Man. Just to make it as me. If no one tells you, I'm gonna tell you, man, you are appreciated. Mothers, present, fathers, single parents, everyone is appreciated. You know what I'm saying. Bro, It's not easy. We can all attest Bro, it's not easy living on this planet. Man,

Like for real, Bro, it's not easy, yo. Everyone got their ups and downs, man, and everyone just going through the motions. Bro, and just they just trying to We're just trying to make it out here, you know what I mean. We're trying to make it and pass on our knowledge and wisdom, man, before we leave this planet. Man, So this stats out to them, bro, because there's a few people, I know, there's a lot, not a few. There's a lot of people on this planet, man, who

don't really feel appreciated. And I'm just telling them, Bro, you are appreciated. So keep out to keep doing your thing, man, Keep working hard, yo, keep crying to you know, build a legacy for yourself, you know what I mean along those lines. So hey, yeah, we all, we all, we all in one big melting pot. You know what I'm saying. I believe in you get in what you put out, you know what I'm saying. And if you put out a lot, you should get back a whole much more,

you know what I mean. So that's off to them.

Speaker 2

Bro, I'm not working. I'm not working tomorrow, right, Come come through.

Speaker 3

Let me know, bro, man, Yo, you might have to you might have to come through. Bro. I got a host game system set up there.

Speaker 2

Bro, you might have to be you still look at that the gone flushing, right.

Speaker 3

Bro, yeah, Bro, over here from there to Guardian Heights.

Speaker 2

I'm not far from you.

Speaker 3

Yeah, Bro, Remember you're like you near like it, like I'm there. I live near the Guardian Bro.

Speaker 2

Okay, yeah you close, you copy.

Speaker 3

You know the fans are listening, Bro, Yeah, I live near l Guardia. Find me broking my location. They looking for me, Bro, I'm telling you, man, that's how everybody feels. Asked the fans. They owners, Bro. They they're watching us many and they're waiting for something to happen so they can come get us and throw this throws them in them big black vans, bro, and drive off.

Speaker 2

Okay, that's all right, Well I got train to catch. Yeah, it's want to say anything else?

Speaker 3

I don't know, Man, I said enough, Bro, just like again, shouts out to the people. Man, that's who I wanted to talk to. I want to talk to the people, Bro. So that's out to them, man, the people go ahead. No, I'm just saying, shouts out to the people. I said it, Bro, I appreciate their hard work. Man. Hotly comfortable at night knowing there's hardworking people on this planet. Bro. That's it man, all right?

Speaker 2

That that that walk. Let me wrap up pair together and had had out again. We got train to catch some time to be here all night at so Yo.

Speaker 1

When when it's when it's finished up on it, right, I'm gonna show it to you and then yeah, hang out.

Speaker 3

Tomorrow, all right, bro, appreciate it.

Speaker 1

Man hit me up, said, oh, you gotta be after hold on, if we do hang out, it gotta be after I interview with my next guest tomorrow on Falcon Eastern. Uh uh, God, baby Nasa a little a little in that wrap on, saying to her, he doing things.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 3

I'm saying, yeah, man, bro put me on Yeah, what do you want?

Speaker 2

I bet I can use to help. I'll put I'll put you on bad. But until then, I'm holler at you all right, because I gotta I gotta go all I bet they's have you one.

Speaker 3

Uh wow

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