Lara and Carey continue their load discourse, with a load-heavy Reader Mail, including a story about accidentally attending a meth orgy. The two also discuss the new Netflix docuseries about Manti Te'o, and other catfishing horror stories, including Sweet Bobby and a more recent (and disturbing) case from the UK. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted o...
Aug 24, 2022•2 min
Carey and Lara discuss Parker Posey's foray into the zombie apocalypse via Tales of the Walking Dead , as well as Lara's horror journey, featuring Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards . They also praise Aubrey O'Day for silencing the haters of her next-level photoshop art ventures. Back in NJ, the summer in Seaside Heights rages on, as Sam and Ron's folie à deux picks up momentum. JWoww and her estranged boyfriend find momentary solace, and The Situation and Pauly D's group sex odyssey reaches new hig...
Aug 23, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Load Talk 2022 continues, with Lara challenging everyone to a load-centric September, otherwise known as "Loadtember." Plus, Bachelor Nation is discussed, and Carey brings up a scientific startup, partially funded by the Brothers Hemsworth and Paris Hilton, that has plans to resurrect an extinct wolf-dog. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ...back in the 90210, the Homeless Not Toothless gala rages on, with Garcelle and Rinna coming to blows. Crystal opens up to Rob about her eating ...
Aug 19, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Lara and Carey talk the splendor of The Exorcist and all its creepy lore, plus Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future and Blue is the Warmest Color. Also, Lara tells Carey about the gay hookup app SNIFFIES, and the two discuss their support for all those seeking #loads. Plus, more saucy reader mail, including an alluringly-voiced Maine reader with a text message (potential) horror story, and another celeb #2. Join the SUP Patreon to hear this glorious episode in its entirety. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Aug 17, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's wild 24 hours in Vegas, feat. Mz. Katy Perry, and the devastating (and truly shoncking) finale of HBO's The Anarchists before delving into Jersey Shore Season 1, Episode 3 . Back in Seaside Heights, Angelina's final day in the shore house begins with an anticlimactic breakup, a laughably fake illness, and a confounding non-confrontation behind a bathroom door. JWoww faces her boyfriend in the wake of her brush with Pauly D's Prince Albert, and Sam and Ron get into t...
Aug 16, 2022•1 hr 9 min
Lara and Carey are joined by actress/singer/comedic genius, Natalie Walker , to discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . This week, Crystal's alienation by the women for her candor about her eating disorder continues to mount, as Sutton and Rinna hash out their long-simmering Cold War. Meanwhile, Dorit's "Homeless Not Toothless" charity dinner at her home turns into Lilith Fair with the arrival of a very special musical guest... To listen to this episode ad-free and acces...
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 41 min
Lara and Carey delve into even more robot news, including the ongoing debate over Google's supposed LaMDA artificial intelligence. They also celebrate Teresa Giudice's recent over-the-top nuptials. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail: from a celebrity sighting in Delaware to the most compelling and honest Fuck/Marry/Kill you'll ever hear. Become a patron of the pod to listen to the full episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Aug 10, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey discuss ROBOT NEWS: IE Chili's Restaurant's plan to implement "Rita the Robot" as a backup waitress. Back in Seaside Heights, Snooki makes the historic decision to stay in the house, while Situation and Sam's short-lived romance comes to a bitter end, by way of Ron-Ron juice. Vinny gets Pinkeye, JWoww gets a peek of Pauly D's Prince Albert piercing, and Angelina's bad vibes may send her (trashbag) packin' back to Staten Island. You can hear this episode ad-free AND access tons of ...
Aug 09, 2022•55 min
Lara and Carey discuss sobriety birthdays, the latest on Jen Shah's non-trial of the century, Demi Lovato's big announcement and pigs harnessing their hole power. On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , COVID has struck down half the cast. However, the lucky, uninfected few head on over to Rinna's for a wine tasting, which quickly descends into a Sutton hate-fest. Meanwhile, EJ Global continues her journey of getting dicked down 24/7. To hear this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus...
Aug 05, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Carey and Lara discuss brain-busting Twitter discourse--including Lockheed Martin nepotism hires, general social media dread and Gen Z soldiers of The Camorra making a splash on TikTok. We also get some juicy reader mail, including a voice message recorded in a bathtub. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
Aug 03, 2022•3 min
Lara and Carey chat about The Anarchists (07:15 to 25:18) before heading on down the Garden State Parkway, all the way to Seaside Heights, to revisit the historical first season of MTV's Jersey Shore. The Original Eight--Snooki, JWoww, Mike "The Situation," Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, Vinnie and Ms. Ballet Flats herself, Angelina--settle into their immortal boardwalk abode. Snooki alienates the house with her good time zeal, causing her to rethink her summer at the shore. Sammi and Mik...
Aug 02, 2022•1 hr 7 min
Lara and Carey discuss new peg-worthy gossip about a certain British Prince and social media's mind-numbing response to the Monkeypox crisis. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , Diana's holiday party rages on, with a blackout Ej Global crashing Asher's Christmas performance. Dorit gets fed up with PK's clandestine ways and Sutton teaches a master class in what not to do on a second date. To hear this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes, become a patron of the pod...
Jul 29, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey discuss Jordan Peele's latest horror offering NOPE , and debate whether or not Elon Musk is a LOLer . Carey also recounts his harrowing journey into the deep valley to secure the Monkeypox vaccine and a reader mail leaves the two SHONCKED in the best way possible. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Jul 27, 2022•2 min
Lara and Carey have a chat about The Anarchists , discuss all things Anarchapulco and delve into Carey's deepest wook nightmares. Meanwhile, on the SEASON FINALE of Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex-Wives Club , the peaceful vibes from Blue Stone Manor's Christmas In September are tested (again) by Martini Medley. Jill steals Brandi's MVP of Alienation trophy and Phaedra possibly converts the women to Christianity.You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to bonus VIDEOS and HUNDREDS of bonus episo...
Jul 26, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Carey and Lara talk about the new season of The Bachelorette and society praising straight men for being just a little gay. Back in the Berkshires, Dorinda delivers a Christmas In September spectacular to atone for her martini terrorism. Phaedra (kind of) opens up about her clandestine love life and Vicki fears death's scythe once more. Plus, a bombshell revelation about Denise Richards drums up latent gay desire (and panic) amongst the ladies. P.S. - You can hear this episode ad-free and get ac...
Jul 23, 2022•59 min
Lara and Carey are joined by comedian, writer, actress and all-around icon, Nori Reed , for a tour-de-force recap. Jamie Lee Curtis joins the women for a HISTORIC charity luncheon at Kyle's house, Sutton and Diana finally reach a truce(ish) and EJ Global gives Crystal some questionable advice in regards to her eating disorder. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilton makes her confounding return, setting us up for the Aspen nightmare we've all been waiting for... Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to ...
Jul 22, 2022•1 hr 44 min
Lara and Carey are back to chat Beverly Hell's Angels ! But first, they discuss Carey's public dog-owner shaming, Lara's missing luggage saga and Kylie Jenner's private jet kink. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , Sutton's soggy holiday luncheon continues and Garcelle confronts EJ Global about terrorizing her sons whilst blackout. Meanwhile, Sutton and Diana meet for lunch to bury the hatchet and out-trauma each other once more. Prepare for Armageddon: Diana Jenkins edition. You can hear this...
Jul 21, 2022•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey find themselves beyond the paywall once again, discussing everything from the next dimension of expensive candles, the new Hulu documentary about Victoria's Secret founder Les Wexner and his (genuinely) shoncking ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and Ricky Martin's alleged incest scandal. To hear the full episode, become a patron of the pod . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. Se...
Jul 20, 2022•2 min
After a week off from podding, we're BACK to discuss Lara's Martha's Vineyard adventures, and the beckoning calls of New England. Meanwhile, Carey has finally given The Bear a chance--for the betterment of himself and those around him. Back in Great Barrington, on Episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip , Dorinda's nocturnal terrorism continues to send shockwaves through the crew, Phaedra drops a (love) bomb, and Vicki returns from the Netherworld ready to "Whoop it up" at last. P.S. -...
Jul 19, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Lara and Carey discuss the miracle that is Below Deck: Down Under , Armie Hammer's shoncking new gig, and the slow-burn social media cancellation of Ottessa Moshfegh. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills , Diana and Sutton continue to out-trauma each other, Crystal finds a punchy way for Dorit to channel her home invasion PTSD, and EJ Global's blackout antics land her in The Hot Zone with Garcelle. You can hear this episode ad-free AND access tons of premium content when you join the S...
Jul 08, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in bed) is soon forgotten, as Dorinda wages war against Tamra and Vicki for breaking the Bluestone Manor rules. Dorinda forces the women into a Dorobics session, and Jill Zarin gives Taylor insight into she and Dorinda's fair-weather friendship. Plus, a surprise appearance by burlesque dancer LouLou D'vil ...
Jul 07, 2022•55 min
Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the new Kardashian era, including Kris Jenner's incredible empire-building skills, Kim being our favorite, Kardashian celebrity friends and Kourtney's endless reign of terror over us all. Does her sociopathy know no end???? Much to think about. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of th...
Jul 06, 2022•3 min
Lara and Carey discuss men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip , Dorinda's manor-tyranny continues with a harrowing Field Day competition, Vicki's Long-COVID takes a turn, and Brandi's alienates her biggest champion, Eva. You can hear this episode ad-free and get access to HUNDREDS of bonus episodes when you join the SUP Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more ...
Jul 05, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. Meanwhile, our favorite Hell's Angels prepare for Garcelle's 55th birthday bash, where Diana and Sutton's feud deepens, and Erika's weeks-long blackout continues. Listen to this episode ad-free by joining the SUP Patreon . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad cho...
Jul 01, 2022•1 hr 5 min
Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip , the Lady of the Manor (aka Dorinda) challenges Vicki's anti-vax rhetoric as Vicki slowly succumbs to long COVID. Jill's big entrance at Bluestone flops on arrival, and the ladies have dinner at a haunted event hall, featuring a barely convincing coffee reader, the ghost of THEE Lady Morgan, and a certain chef who triggers Brandi's ...
Jul 01, 2022•1 hr 7 min
As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwin's Instagram Live with W**dy Allen. Plus, a reader calls in for social media flirting advice, which activates Carey's anti-social media commenting agenda. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a patron of the pod . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about ...
Jun 29, 2022•3 min
Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including Vicki, Tamra, Eva, Phaedra, Taylor, and Brandi, with a surprise guest blowing in from New York City. Vicki reels from her recent breakup, as Brandi (not surprisingly) alienates everyone on a molecular level, saving her most shocking confessions for her former RHOBH cast mate. Will Bluestone's storied ps...
Jun 28, 2022•54 min
Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the most shocking news of our time: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are getting a divorce. Meanwhile, as Dorit's My 4 Days of Rest and Relaxation vacation in Mexico rages on, Diana and Sutton's mounting tension crescendos. All while the crew comes face to face with the one true Goddess of both Destruction an...
Jun 24, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a Cryo therapy devotee, and the two continue their discussion of the AMC Theaters Crisis, with Carey recounting his journey seeing Jurassic World Dominion. And a surprise Reader Mail provides illuminating and juicy insight into the world of cancer-fakers, especially a one Ms. Finch. You can listen to th...
Jun 22, 2022•3 min
Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid , and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH . This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sutton throws a temper tantrum, Diana cries behind a napkin, Rinna looks to the birds, Kyle hunts for the perfect kaftan and Garcelle delivers a series of scathing eye rolls. You can hear this episode ad-free AND get access to tons of bonus episodes (and videos) when you join the SUP Patreon ! Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 18 min
