In the penultimate Southern Hospitality recap, Lara and Carey rage with the employees of Republic against the dying of the Southern Carolina light. But first they discuss Air France getting taken to a place of manslaughter, Nick Lachey’s first class run-in with his ex Jessica Simpson, and a woman’s divine right to stick her kids in coach. Back on SoHo, the crew prepares for Republic’s annual white party, featuring Lovecraftian horrors; Joe prepares a rindom business plan and runs it by Mummy. Ma...
May 23, 2026•49 min
Lara and Carey return for one last night in paradise, as the San Diego trip from Hell comes to a close. But first they discuss horror movies in 2026 and the anti-grandma agenda of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. They also give their thoughts on the trailer for the Summer House reunion: West going mute, Ciara putting it all on the line, Gilded Age Hubbard achieving American icon status, and Kyle slipping through the cracks… Back on The Valley, Glug Glug’s drunken terrorism continues as Lala galvanizes Ni...
May 22, 2026•1 hr 20 min
Lara and Carey return to Punta Cana for one last gig in paradise with the Southern Hospitality gang, but first they discuss Apple Martin’s high fashion debut, Dorit’s already-iconic book tour, and PK making the roads of Los Angeles a less safe place. Back on Southern Hospitality, the crew assembles for one last dinner before Maddi’s big 9 pm DJ spot. Michols and Emmy’s conflict drives She Hulk into another, shuncking and dry-heave meltdown, leaving everyone at the table speechless. At Maddi’s bi...
May 16, 2026•45 min
Lara and Carey hoof it over the hill to check in with the dregs of The Valley once more, but first, they discuss Ciara Miller needing to avoid the urge to go on Threads, West having to apologize to Jenn Fessler’s family, and a Ryan Lochte jumpscare like no other. Back on The Valley, the San Diego Horror continues, as the crew takes to the pier for a sports bar dinner: Danny “Glug Glug” goes shot for shot with Schwartz and goes into a place of Startin’, Lacy and Jinet try to hash it out and Doute...
May 15, 2026•1 hr 28 min
Lara and Carey discuss Dorit and PK’s seismic debt, RHOBH’s renaissance, Amanda Frances’s chilling ascent, Rachel Zoe’s cultural impact, Kyle’s internal world, Sutton’s Southern gothic repression and more. On Southern Hospitality, the crew continues their Punta Cana sabbatical, as Emmy’s demonic possession nears completion. Everyone (minus Emmy) heads off to a nightclub, and the next morning at breakfast, Lake and Molly try to work out their beef as Emmy’s repellent aura forces a safe word inven...
May 09, 2026•57 min
Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more. Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindom! The group then catches a ride of the terror train down to San Diego for their big group trip; Za...
May 08, 2026•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey discuss Lisa Barlow’s genetic proof of gay icon and Gizelle from Real Housewives of Potomac and Angelina Jolie uniting over the power of sorority. Back on SoHo, Joe Bradley continues his flop tour by throwing Maddi a surprise pirate-themed booze cruise for her birthday; her being 11 years sober, not liking surprises and wanting a private celebration be damned! Lily Grace returns from her ketamine fog to ask Leva for a second chance at Republic. Then the crew heads to the Dominican...
May 02, 2026•1 hr 3 min
Lara and Carey discuss their legendary episode of The Ultimate Spend, Carey’s inner auctioneer, even newer Summer House reunion audio leaks, a terrifying development in West’s personal life, the unfortunate truth about dumb dick and how not even someone as formidable as Ciara is immune. Plus the real “Emily” from Devil Wears Prada breaks her silence and why Widow’s Bay is serving. Back on The Valley, Larz and Carz brave the urge to jump ship after being torpedoed by the boringness of this show, ...
May 01, 2026•1 hr 16 min
Lara and Carey discuss the Michael Jackson harrowing biopic’s grip over LA, Mia from SoHo dropping a West/Amanda bomb on WWHL, Elizabeth Smart’s bodybuilding turn, and more. On Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley’s 30th Emo Bash is finally here, and Charleston’s greatest fail-son comes crawling back to Maddi for forgiveness. TJ joins Michols for a whirlwind work trip in NYC, where Michols takes model meetings and becomes the face of Men’s Warehouse. Julia catches wind of a new lie Emmy is telling ...
Apr 25, 2026•1 hr 4 min
Lara and Carey are back to discuss Mx. Sweeney’s cut from The Devil Wears Prada 2, the cosmic rindomness of Euphoria season 3, Snooki’s cancer diagnosis, Kendall Jenner and Elordi’s boring hot union and more. Then on The Valley, Doute’s postpartum goes to DEFCON ONE on girls night with Brit and Jasmine. Brittany spills the beans about her newly minted relationship with Brandon and Danny slaps on a breastfeeding device for men, driving Nia further into psychosis. Schwartz, Jason and Jesse get ped...
Apr 24, 2026•1 hr 22 min
Lara and Carey head on down the crown jewel of the South once more, and King Street has never been busier… or more annoying. Maddi and Joe Bradley’s Cold War continues, as Maddi’s chats with both Leva Bonaparte and her top bun sponsor point her in the dump the flop direction. Meanwhile TJ teaches Joe the Gay Way aka Botox and Michols despairs over his mom’s lack of support as he shoots his big So Gay cover. After a rainy Second Sunday shilling TJ’s world famous weenies, the ladies go The Lottery...
Apr 18, 2026•58 min
Lara and Carey discuss Clavicular’s live-streamed overdose, his tragic beauty and methification, and why sober gays in West Hollywood could save him. They also talk Lena Dunham’s new memoir, the “Love Trapped” podcast, Alix Earle and Alex Cooper feud gaining a one Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia and more. Then on The Valley, Britt continues her sparkle venture with a boob reduction consolation and further plans for a Mommy Makeover with Big Mama Doute in tow. Luke and Jason meet for coffee as Luke...
Apr 17, 2026•1 hr 29 min
Lara and Carey head on out to King’s Street to check in with our favorite psychos in Charleston. But first they discuss Caitlyn Jenner seeking half a mill from her late BFF Sophia, ATVing into the abyss, and Caitlyn’s American tragedy. On Southern Hospitality, the tube day ends with an overalls and steak fest at the house. Lake and Michols hash it out over Lake’s faux pas, Emmy tries and fails to smooth things with Brad and reports to white woman on the verge once more, Justin and Mia smooch, an...
Apr 11, 2026•1 hr 11 min
Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando Valley for more glimpses into the abyss, but first they discuss the possibility of Devil Wears Prada 2 being iconic, the rindom new Vogue cover featuring Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour, new details about Lacy from The Valley’s kidnapping, typhus in LA, Natasha Lyonne’s Delta incident, awkwardness on The Euphoria red carpet and more. On The Valley, Larz and Carz wonder if that’s all there is? Who are these people, really? Who is Schwartz? Who is Lala? Jasm...
Apr 10, 2026•1 hr 23 min
Lara and Carey return to Charleston to check in with our favorite staff at Republic. But first, they discuss Jen Shah’s first post-prison interview with PEOPLE, her close friendship with Elizabeth “Lizzie” Holmes, their bonding of poop duty, not fucking with Ghislaine and more. Back on Soho, Joe Bradley prepares for his emo night themed 30th birthday bash, as foot model TJ and Maddi plan for a river getaway at a rindom Airbnb in the woods. Emmy — in a place of quasi-denial — tries and fails to m...
Apr 04, 2026•52 min
Lara and Carey return to the San Fernando to burn in the blinding light of Brittany’s sparkle, but first they discuss 2026’s (paltry) answer to Scandoval: Amanda and West’s shuncking affair. They enlist one Dorothy O’Donnell to weigh in on the drama and then discuss what Ciara’s next steps should be, America holding Amanda Batula more accountable than the people in the Epstein files, and why Kyle deserves no grace. Then on the season premiere of ‘The Valley,’ our favorite residents of Hetero Hel...
Apr 03, 2026•1 hr 24 min
Lara and Carey return to push through the dog days of Q1. They discuss Shia’s latest terrorism in New Orleans, Chappell Roan’s bearish bodyguard breaking his silence, Melania’s rindom catwalk with a thigh gap robot, Lindy West’s polyamorous Hell continuing on, Taylor Frankie Paul still getting her Bachelorette salary, United Airlines throwing us peasants a bone, and more. On the latest Southern Hospitality, Grace Lily is thrown out of Gays and Girls Night at Molly’s after heckling Maddi and pegg...
Mar 27, 2026•1 hr 35 min
Lara and Carey talk climate change heat woes in Los Angeles, seeking safety in the Blue Zones, Clavicular’s magnum opus streaming clip, needing Clav to come out, the Dune Part Three trailer, harrowing lighting at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, and more. On Southern Hospitality, Emmy is confronted again for her micro aggression towards Brad as TJ and Molly chime in with their own grievances with She Hulk. Emmy wins everyone back, for now, by breaking her two year sobriety streak. Out on the town, ...
Mar 20, 2026•1 hr 23 min
Lara and Carey return to the swampy source for another recap of Southern Hospitality. But first they talk the new historic Devil Wears Prada 2 purse popcorn bucket at AMC, another win for NBC Universal after Kelley and Scott Wolfe reunited at Universal Studios Hollywood, and a deep dive into the first two episodes of Ladies of London: The New Reign. Then on Southern Hospitality, Maddi’s new- brawl with TJ is quelled by making shaky peace with Brad, who reveals the real, shocking reason he’s fall...
Mar 13, 20260
Lara and Carey say goodbye to the Vanderpump Rules reboot (for now!) with another LIVE recap — complete with live chat questions and concerns. But first they discuss the (allegedly) violence-loving head chef of Noma, a VPR alum rubbing elbows with Trump, Bill Gates and Sam Altman, and Mickey Rourke’s eviction during Oscars week. Then, Larz and Carz break down the second half of the VPR season 12 reunion: Marcus and Shayne recount their roommate era and Shayne’s sage-like Tinseltown wisdom. Shayn...
Mar 12, 2026•1 hr 26 min
Lara and Carey return to talk Bella Hadid’s new crisis bob, finding Ryan Murphy around every corner, Nostradamus inserting himself into the drama once more, Nicole Kidman learning how to remove organs in an autopsy and her incandescent (and confounding!) chemistry with Jimmy Fallon, Bethenny’s terrifying iced coffee, grey kitchen, and her explanation for not being in “The Golden Life” and more. Then, Larz and Carz head south by way of Charleston to check in with the staff of Republic on season 4...
Mar 07, 2026•1 hr 14 min
Lara and Carey follow up their iconic live watch-along with a recap after dark — SUP edition. With the livestream still going, Lara and Carey answer questions from the chat about part one of the Vanderpump Rules reboot reunion. Nana Pump takes center stage alongside Andy, as they go back to basics, with a reunion at the fart palace itself, SUR Restaurant. Android Angelica and Audrey have a busty stand-off while Venus channels his best Vampire Lestat. Natalie and Kim get right into over Kim’s sti...
Mar 05, 2026•1 hr 8 min
Lara and Carey reunite in the SUP stu post-Carey’s Atlanta adventure. They discuss Rinna disclosing the fent/meth combo found in her system post-drugging at The Abbey, Mark Zuckerberg front row at Prada and the continued slopification of tech and fashion, Shia LaBeouf released on $100K bail, Ghislaine’s nasty prison BO, and more. On the season finale of VPR, the crew gears up for Pride at SUR, with Venus at the helm. Audrey and Chris discuss their near-future with Chris’s upcoming fck-cations po...
Feb 27, 2026•1 hr 24 min
Lara and Carey go forth into a DOOZY of a penultimate Vanderpump Rules season twelve recap, but first they have a big laundry list to get through. They react to the brand new trailer for season three of The Valley, and give their verdict on whether or not it looks like a flop. Plus, the official reason for Brandi Glanville’s face parasite is REVEALED. They also discuss “Love Story: JFK Jr and Carolyn Bessette,” Sarah Pidgeon’s star power, Naomi Watts’s rindom turn as Jackie O, and how it stacks ...
Feb 19, 2026•1 hr 36 min
Lara and Carey discuss Carey locking into his fitness journey, becoming a protein gay, Nancy Guthrie’s kidnapper caught on Nest cam, and a DoorDash driver getting caught in the mess, Jill Zarin getting axed from the RHONY reboot, Bad Bunny continuing to provide gift after gift, and Fiona the Loneliest Sheep in the World being forced into Hetero Hell. Back on VPR, Kim and Natalie get details on Anjelica’s boob job in Houston straight from the source. Venus sets up a Pride photo shoot at Villa Ros...
Feb 12, 2026•1 hr 23 min
Lara and Carey discuss the unrelenting pull of WhatNot, the latest Oura ring-busting episode of Industry, Lara’s tried and true Bitcoin approach, Red Rooms as the movie of our decade, OnlyFans University, the horror of Savannah Guthrie’s missing mom, and more. Back on VPR, Big Central California continues its propaganda as the crew wakes up from their bacchanal in SLO for a day of wine tasting. After some double headed dildo shenanigans, the boys pile onto the party bus as Angelica tried to whip...
Feb 05, 2026•1 hr 21 min
Lara and Carey head back into the livestream continuum for one last reunion episode of RHOSLC Season 6. First, they discuss Brandi Glanville debuting her new head at Sundance, holding her face parasite cards close, and our own speculations over her actual diagnosis. Meanwhile, Britani runs off stage after Meredith’s confounding bigotry defense, returning soon after with a giant coffee and a backbone. Meredith continues to maintain her innocence in PlaneGate as Hengie K breathes enough in her cor...
Jan 30, 2026•59 min
Lara and Carey return to discuss a rogue Waymo crash in LA, the horror of traveling in a branded Waymo, Lauren “Alive Girl” Bezos enlisting Law Roach as her stylist, Bella Hadid breaking up with her cowboy, and Tilda Swinton and Nicole Kidman’s glorious embrace. Back in Paso Robles, the crew settles in for their first night, as Demy, Kim and Angelica pilgrim out over the cousins’ OnlyFans. She tells Shayne, who reveals some cousin lore of his own and Marcus gets blackout and chastised by Demy. T...
Jan 29, 2026•1 hr 12 min
Lara and Carey to the livestream for another rendition of SUP AFTER DARK, recapping part deux of the RHOSLC season 6 reunion (live with chat!) First, they discuss an update in Beckxit, the liberation of Amanda Batula, Club Chalamet’s new pivot, and a divisive episode of INDUSTRY. Back on the reunion, Angie’s scroll reveals Babygirl Lisa’s Reality Von Teased-esque alter ego, as Meredith continues to let her Plum Sister flail against the firing squad. Britani arrives to muted reaction, as Mary ans...
Jan 23, 2026•1 hr 9 min
Lara and Carey discuss a 21-year-old wellness influencer documenting her cornea-eating eye parasite, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift’s novel-sized text messages, JLo’s PR stunt with the unhoused, and a freakish snowstorm in Kamchatka, Russia. Back on VPR, Lisa is gearing up to celebrate SUR’s 20th anniversary of Lisa’s reign of terror. The staff comes together for the anniversary party, as Kim and Marcus’s on-off relationship from Hell pulls Natalie back into its vortex. Audrey and Angelica’s tens...
Jan 22, 2026•1 hr 20 min
