From earlobe nibbling to men in suits, golden showers to keeping your socks on during the deed, Emily reveals the top turn-ons and turn-offs for men and women. So read a book at a cafe, fix a lamp, and try to notice the little things that make your partner happy. Emily also answers listeners questions about Baby Mama drama, dating a pimp, first time anal sex advice, and masturbating after marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Aug 31, 2012•1 hr 4 min
Emily's friend encounters "the fatal move," the head push, and Emil and Menace discuss its merits. Emily and Menace share their pet peeves about the opposite sex - from talking to not picking up signals to playing corpse in bed. The Great Handjob Debate flares up, a listener looks for nonverbal cues to move foreplay ahead. Another listener considers a four year long-term relationship and Emily weighs the pros and cons of long-term Skype sex. Other topics include: having kids, sex toys, single pa...
Aug 30, 2012•46 min
Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own. Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another...
Aug 24, 2012•1 hr 3 min
The sticky subject of ejaculation is covered in painstaking detail today by Emily, Menace, and their loyal, very opinionated listeners. From the where’s and why’s to the do’s and don’t, the coming and going of male climaxes are dissected and discussed. Emily’s friend asks her for a vacation sex starter kit. Emily shares a few threesome stories and Menace shares his travel plans and outlines his enthusiasm for Asian women. In technological news, future phones will be able to detect STD’s, and men...
Aug 15, 2012•50 min
Emily and Menace discuss the last episode of Miss Advised and what really happened with her crush David in Napa. Emily gives the CEO of Masque: Sexual Flavors a phone call and solicits his oral expertise to pick the best fellatio tips from listeners. Be enthusiastic, pay attention to the tip, make eye contact, and use your hands. Oh and don't actually blow. Emily also answers listener emails about meeting people at bars, devirginizing men, and how to be more confident. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Aug 10, 2012•1 hr 3 min
Celeste & Danielle, "sexological therapists," talk about how they coach people to better sex. They stress the importance of men getting involved in their lover's emotions, sexual spontaneity, avoiding rejection when talking about sex with your partner, the G-Spot, and their book, "Cockfidence." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Aug 09, 2012•34 min
Emily talks about the ten most embarrassing sex questions she gets and how to be, well, less embarassed about them. While there are solutions to many sexual issues, people need to have a sense of humor about sex and expect some hiccups, and possibly queefs. Let go of body insecurity, fears of premature ejaculation, embrace your fetish, and take a little pride in your 'walk of shame.' Emily also talks about why you don't necessarily need to bring a date to a wedding, and having sex at a wedding (...
Aug 03, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Emily may have just dressed up five nights in a row for Halloween and Menace was nominated to be a Prom King, but don't worry, today's show is all about grown up topics. A rather young listener has trouble leaving a relationship and entering a new one, so Emily has some advice on how to break up. Menace starts a 30 day Starbucks challenge to "see what happens," so he might not be the best source of advice for making mature decisions. Luckily Emily is around to help some married listeners maintai...
Aug 02, 2012•48 min
What do you do if you like, "like" a friend? Emily works through the problem of a lovelorn, friend-zoned listener while she herself starts to date a longtime acquaintance. Do you perform "the reach" in a restaurant on your second date? Emily points out why you should - and don't worry, it won't get you thrown out. If your oral sex routine is getting a little yawn-worthy, Emily's got some oral sex tips to keep things exciting. Also, learn how to communicate about condoms, and how you can stop dat...
Jul 25, 2012•46 min
Emily is going to New York to hang out with Andy Cohen as a guest on Watch What Happens Live on the 23rd. Menace prepares Emily for the hard questions she's going to have to answer. Emily and Menace discuss relationships and how spending time apart from your boyfriend or girlfriend can be beneficial for your relationship. Emily breaks down the the top ten reasons people break up including the need to feel independent. It's important to remember that your partner doesn't posses you. Emily and Men...
Jul 20, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Emily interviews Dr. Sarah Miller about her first sexual experiences, what she's learned about men by being a dominatrix, and other sex tips and tricks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 20, 2012•20 min
Emily interviews Captain Erotica - he saves relationships in a single bound and couples hire him to teach them have better sex lives. Emily also talks about her first sex party experience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jul 12, 2012•45 min
Emily advises not going to a strip club on a first date like she did on Miss Advised . Emily gives sex advice to a 34-year-old virgin who wants to find love, to a 15-year-old girl who wants to learn how to have her first orgasm, and a 30-year-old female who has tried everything possible to orgasm to no avail. Emily shares personal stories about her first ever orgasm and what it takes to get her there. She also shares the number one reason women have trouble reaching climax and what they can do t...
Jul 06, 2012•1 hr 3 min
Honesty may be the best policy, but honesty in relationships are like deep sea diving: if you want to survive, you’ve got to know your limits. Today Emily lays out the five things you don’t want to know about your partner’s sex history. Then it’s back to basics, and why you should just pick up the phone and ask her out already. A man whose wife just admitted that she's never had an orgasm with him, and Menace lays out his tried and possibly true method to getting over performance anxiety. Cravin...
Jul 03, 2012•43 min
A lot of women out there are intimidated by initiating sex, and even more men are tired of putting in the work. Thankfully, Emily's here to explain how women can ask for it without asking for it, and how men can better set the mood. From porn and sexting to fantasies and massages, it's time to step up your game when it comes to scoring. Emily and Menace discuss the effects of being on Bravo , being reviewed by the Parents' Council and being called "Strident", talking about cock rings on national...
Jun 22, 2012•1 hr 3 min
Someone asks Menace: “Do you have Sex WIth Emily’s number? She said her favorite call is a booty call.” Emily may have mentioned that her favorite call is a booty call on Miss Advised. Menace is in love with Amy, the matchmaker from Miss Advised and the two give her a call. Emily talks about how to get over your ex and start new relationships. Emily also gives advice to couples who don’t connect sexually. If you don’t connect in the bedroom, it makes it harder to connect in other ways in the rel...
Jun 15, 2012•1 hr 3 min
Emily announces that she will be talking about oral sex today. Menace isn’t surprised since it is her favorite topic other than her dog. Emily’s dog Daisy amazingly climbs up a tree in the dog park. Something about a squirrel... Menace calls Emily a player for life after they talk about marriage and monogamy. Emily plans on getting married only if all her exes can attend the wedding. Emily’s new intern Omar gives anal sex tips and oral sex tips for both gay men and straight men. Hosted on Acast....
Jun 08, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Stepping into the studio right off the set of a porn shoot, vixen Maggie Mayhem tells Emily how she went from accidentally having a mullet in high school, to running HIV clinics, to starring in hardcore porn. A self-described "Sex Hacker", she's constantly breaking down barriers and challenging herself and others. She got her fiance into porn, pegging, and polyamory, and teamed up with him to start the "PSIgasm Project", an open-source orgasm detector that detects and analyzes orgasms. Hosted on...
Jun 06, 2012•35 min
Emily recovers after her birthday party weekend and prepares for the premiere of Miss Advised in two weeks. A reason to watch: Emily makes out with a bunch of dudes.A man gets a 2-year long boner from riding a motorcycle and a man serves up his genitals for dinner, literally. Emily discusses 50 Shades of Grey and bondage for beginners. Also, how to please a women even if you think you're horrible in bed.How to get over your fear of balls and manscaping your man-mane to get more oral sex. Hosted ...
Jun 04, 2012•47 min
Emily used the term "going to pound town" with a guy she's dating and Menace is proud. Emily makes out with unattractive dudes for the sake of research. She also got three threesome proposals on her show Miss Advised. Dr.Ruth is getting people drunk (but not too drunk) off her new wine. Open relationships are becoming more accepted and Emily thinks people should be open to alternative types of relationships. If monogamy doesn't work for you, try something else. Also, Canadian women need their cl...
Jun 01, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Happy Hump Day! Emily takes the guy she's dating to her ex's birthday party over the weekend and is celebrating her birthday with a Kegel Kegger. Emily and Menace discuss the top ten cheap date ideas from roller-skaing across the Golden Gate Bridge to going to a dive bar. Also, the worst places to go on a first date. Never go to dinner and a movie unless you have no interest in talking to your date. Hopefully the movie will at least be entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
May 30, 2012•44 min
Emily is trying to bring back the Hand Job and Menace is trying to bring back a taco. If Emily can get Taco Bell to bring back the Double Decker Taco from 1997 then Menace will give up his stance on the “The Great Hand Job” debate. Menace believes a man can give himself a better HJ than a woman can ever give him. Emily disagrees.Another woman attacks a cop with a sex toy. There’s a sex toy drive through now as well as a vibrator bike delivery system. Next, a helicopter service that airdrops your...
May 25, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Emily and her mother are spending the weekend together at a spa in Sonoma. Emily dedicated her book, Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight to her mother and Menace isn't sure what to make of it.Why you might be able to blame your mattress for the horrible sex you've been having. How to strengthen your penis and how to go organic and orgasmic with Hot Rawks aphrodisiacs. Gaydar is proved by science and a poll shows people really want their significant other to cook. Emily has horrible Gayd...
May 18, 2012•1 hr 1 min
The first video promo for Missed Advised premiered last night (Emily makes out with two guys in it). Emily is also throwing a Kegel Kegger to celebrate her birthday and her iPhone app Kegel Camp. While you’re doing your Kegel exercises, win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations , drink some beer (or the beverage of your choice), and do a keg stand or two.Emily discusses the crazy places people want to have sex and professes her love for hotel room sex. Emily and Menace debate the Alpha Male vs. the B...
May 16, 2012•38 min
Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, fin...
May 14, 2012•49 min
No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around h...
May 11, 2012•1 hr 2 min
Is porn an ally or an enemy in your relationship? Emily talks about what you should and shouldn't take away from porn videos, and how to apply this knowledge to your sex life.Separate bedrooms are making American sex better, or at least keeping guys from farting around their girlfriends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 09, 2012•53 min
Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn't. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation-- the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn't be afraid of it.Celebrity gossip turns into a heated debate about "hooking up." Does hooking up mean having sex or good old making out and maybe some trips around the bases? If you want to have sex there are some subtle ways to get her in...
May 04, 2012•1 hr 1 min
There's no time like now to rediscover yourself - but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it's Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there's more to male masturbation than plain ol' jerking around.We learn about the origins of Emily's sex life, celebrities who can't stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.One listener wonders why social media has destroyed the way young people communicate and another...
May 02, 2012•43 min
From your sex "number" to how much you hate their family, body, and job, Emily lays out all the things you should never share with your significant other.Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone's losing friends during a breakup.Also, an older man who needs to pay more attention to foreplay and a game of "I've never" goes awry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
Apr 30, 2012•49 min
