Hey everybody, this is China Unicorn and I have a very funny recent sex story that actually resulted in us not having sex because of what happened while we were trying to get into position to have sex. So I figured it was still worth talking about. If you're not looking at me, that's because you're listening to the free version of this podcast. But did you know that you can also watch me? I'm in a cute little lingerie outfit right now.
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And yeah, so you can get the links in the description. But I was basically like I'm with a guy right now. I'm dating. We have a lot of sex to the point where, you know, it's usually around like three times a day, four times a day sometimes. And...
We were just, we had fucked already earlier that day. And so we were going to fuck again. So we do the whole dance of foreplay. You know what I mean? When you've been with someone a long time, you know, where to, you know, where to suck and where to whisper and where to touch to kind of get them going. And so, you know.
we do all the heavy lifting you touching me we're getting excited we're getting aroused and you know nothing's nothing new here i'm just supposed to get into the doggy style position i was laying like this and i was supposed to get into the doggy style and For some reason, I clocked him.
in the jaw by accident as i was getting into doggy style position so i was enthusiastically if you're not watching i'm literally acting in it um i was watching or i was trying so hard to like get into the position and i just happened to catch his jaw and he's like ow and i'm like oh my god i'm so sorry like it wasn't a thing he didn't like bleed or anything but he was like laying over there he's like oh my god my jaw i'm like oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and then i like get in doggy style
and he's like suddenly not getting up to fuck me and I'm like what's going on and he's like well I just need a few more minutes now and I'm like oh so I guess he had lost his erection after getting his jaw hit in the middle of foreplay which you can't really blame them but then we ended up like kind of laughing it off and deciding to just fuck later Whatever.
So, yeah, I don't often hit people with sticks unless they ask me to. But this was completely an accident. It'll just be something funny that's in the books. But I had to tell this story because it's not every day you're, you know, getting ready to have. you know good sex And you hit someone and you like, you know, unintentionally disrupt the mood. So I'm not perfect. I fuck up in sex. And yeah, I'm sure you all have your own stories of when things just went terribly wrong. But if you haven't.
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