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Seriously Loco Soccer Pod

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A supporter created podcast focused on El Paso Locomotive FC in the USL Championship. Made up entirely of supporters, the cast works to bring you coverage that you, the fan, can relate to. Jump in and get Seriously Loco with us.
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Episodes

San Antonio Shambles

The Crew is back to talk about Wednesday's 1-2 loss to Copa Tejas rivals San Antonio FC. The Crew start from the end of the match, where some ugly scenes marred an otherwise respectful game up until that point, then contemplate whether this fixture is becoming a fiery rivalry in USL Championship. Then they dissect the actual football itself, including Eric Calvillo's penalty, Rida Zouhir's banger of a brace, and yet more poor finishing and bad luck for Brian Clarhaut's side. The Crew dive deep i...

Jul 14, 20231 hr 40 min

Bye Week Banter feat. Duke Keith

Phil and Mikka are back for a bit of bye week banter with the legendary voice of El Paso Locomotive FC, Duke Keith! The Crew chat to Duke about the news that Locomotive have made a new signing in defender Jose Carrillo. Then it's on to a discussion of Duke's biggest broadcasting influences, his favorite Locomotive calls, first impressions of Brian Clarhaut, the 2023 season so far, the huge Derby at home and so much more! Stay Loco!

Jun 27, 20231 hr 34 min

Tampa Bay Truce

Phil and Mikka are back on the mics to talk about match 3 of a 3-game slog, which saw El Paso Locomotive FC draw 1-1 with Eastern Conference visitors Tampa Bay Rowdies. The Crew discuss the intricate tactical battle and the ultimately fair result, in which Jake Lacava's layup into an empty net was cancelled out by Denys Kostyshyn's curler from distance. The Crew also reflect on the now 12-match unbeaten run as Los Locos head into a deserved two-week break before the home Derby against New Mexico...

Jun 20, 20231 hr 29 min

San Antonio Showdown

The Crew is back to discuss El Paso Locomotive FC's 2-2 draw to defending USL Championship champions San Antonio FC at Toyota Field on Saturday night. It was a scrappy affair to kick off the 2023 edition of the Copa Tejas, as San Antonio's ultra-direct style of play led to the hosts putting the ball in the net more times than the offside flag would allow. The Crew also discuss Lucho Solignac's descent into madness, as a red card worthy challenge at the end of the 1st half solidified him as an en...

Jun 14, 20231 hr 7 min

Derby Dominance

The SL Crew is back after a brief break to talk about El Paso Locomotive FC's 1-0 win over archrivals New Mexico United at the Lab on Saturday night. Two SL representatives were in attendance for Locomotive's dominant display on the road in the #DerbyDelCaminoReal. The Crew discuss the vibe of the away day victory at the Lab, the dominant defense, Kostyshyn's brave header for the winning goal, and how there may be some room for improvement in the shots department. The Crew also opine on Zach Pri...

Jun 06, 20231 hr 29 min

Late Winners v Loudoun

Phil and Christian outline El Paso Locomotive's dramatic win over Loudoun United, with Chris Garcia turning the hero after a flurry of chances early went untaken. They also look ahead to Birmingham Legion, whose big names have not kept them from a slide in form. They will certainly still be a threat on Saturday. There is also discussion about USL's announcement of the Super League and it's attempt at Division 1 in the women's game.

May 19, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 5Ep. 11

Stay Classy San Diego

Phil and Mikka are back on the airwaves to talk about Locomotive's latest road victims, San Diego Loyal, who fell to the mighty visitors 2-1 on Saturday night. It was Locomotive's first ever win over San Diego, which treated Locos fans to some nice goals and some nervy backs-to-the-walls defending too. The Crew talk about the superb team goal for the winner, Marc Navarro's injury woes, and answer some listener questions along the way. Then it's on to a preview of Colorado Springs Switchbacks, wh...

May 01, 20231 hr 28 min

Blitzing Pittsburgh

The Crew is back after a two week break to discuss El Paso Locomotive FC's impressive 2-0 over Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC at the weekend, but not before Christian breaks the ice with a very geriatric prompt about vitamins. Then it's on to the football. The Crew discuss what appears to be a settled XI for Brian Clarhaut, "get it launched" tactics, defensive and passing rustiness, and two very special goals for different reasons. Then it's on to a preview of Western Conference foes San Diego Loyal,...

Apr 25, 20231 hr 15 min

Orange County Conquest

The Crew is back to discuss a crucial 1-0 win over Orange County SC at the SWUP, marking Brian Clarhaut's first win at home. The Crew break down Lucho Solignac's 3rd goal of the season and Benny Diaz's 2nd clean sheet of the season, thanks to some smart saves and insane goalmouth action. Then it's on to a brief chat about Josue Aaron Gomez and Yuma making Locomotive history as centurions. The Crew also answer some questions along the way about changing expectations for the season, opinions on th...

Apr 11, 20231 hr 39 min

Liftoff in Louisville

The Crew is back to finally talk about a win, as El Paso Locomotive FC claimed all 3 points at against Louisville City on Saturday's matinee fixture at the Lynn Family Stadium. The Crew talk about the team's control without possession, ruthless finishing, and a little luck and poor defending from Louisville along the way. They also answer listener questions about Yuma's 100 appearances in Locomotive blue, the best vantage points at the SWUP, and more. Then it's on to a preview of FC Tulsa, who a...

Mar 28, 20231 hr 26 min

Rocked by Le Rouge

The Crew is back to discuss a third straight loss at home for El Paso Locomotive FC, this time at the hands of first time visitors Detroit City FC. Phil and Mikka dissect each goal and familiar mistakes and patterns that led to defeat, plus Denys Kostyshyn's first goal for the club. The Crew answer listener questions along the way about crossing tactics, personnel decisions, and more. Then it's on to a preview of Saturday's fixture away at Eastern Conference powerhouse Louisville City FC. The Cr...

Mar 21, 20231 hr 33 min

Switchbacks Sucker Punch

The Crew are back to talk about the absolutely gut wrenching 2-1 loss to Colorado Springs Switchbacks on Wednesday night at the SWUP, courtesy of a 93rd minute goal from the visitors. They dive into the shockingly ponderous 1st half and a much improved second half, but the damage was done super early and ridiculously late. The Crew also dive into the mailbag to answer listener questions from Twitter and Instagram about squad maturity, player recruitment wishes, and whether to be worried about th...

Mar 17, 20231 hr 22 min

Sac'd at the SWUP

The USL Championship 2023 season is finally here! The Crew are back to talk about El Paso Locomotive FC's disappointing 1-0 loss to visitors Sacramento Republic FC on opening night of Season 5 at the SWUP. There were green shoots of optimism though, as the Crew dissected Brian Clarhaut's new controlled play style, the impact of the debutants, and the goalscoring chances that Los Locos had. The Crew also highlight the second half pressure Los Locos put on the visitors to try to win the game and o...

Mar 13, 20231 hr 24 min

Clarhaut Szn

Seriously Loco kicks off Season 5 in style, as the Crew welcomes El Paso Locomotive FC head coach and technical director Brian Clarhaut to the show. Brian talks to the Crew about his tactical philosophy, the stress of promotion/relegation during his time coaching in Sweden, preseason takes, and his goals for the 2023 season. Then it's on to the 2023 season preview, as the Crew discuss the preseason friendly against SAFC, the roster makeup, the opening night match against Sacramento Republic FC a...

Mar 02, 20231 hr 22 min

Nuevo Jefe

Phil and Mikka are back to talk about the breaking news that Brian Clarhaut is set to become the new head coach and technical director of El Paso Locomotive FC. The Crew break down fan reactions to the news, Clarhaut's resume, tactical profile, and answer loads of listener questions. There's also some chat about the signing of Ukrainian forward Denys Kostyshyn and the state of the roster generally. Stay Loco!

Dec 17, 20221 hr 14 min

Changes

The Crew are back to discuss the breaking news that El Paso Locomotive head coach John Hutchinson is departing the club after just one season at the helm. They discuss their initial reactions to the news, the reasons why Hutch is moving on, and the club's comments about his departure and the future of the club. The Crew also answer a ton of listener questions and talk about who could possibly become Locomotive's third ever head coach. The Crew also chat about the new signing of Eric McCue and ba...

Nov 17, 20221 hr 11 min

2022 Fan Survey

Phil and Mikka are back in the studio after a bit of a post-season hiatus. There's a bunch of news coming out of El Paso Locomotive FC early this offseason, including the signing of Spanish defender Marc Navarro and current players staying and departing. Then, the Crew discuss the results of the first ever Seriously Loco 2022 Fan Survey. The Crew dig in to the listeners' thoughts on Locomotive's 2022 MVP, the front office's performance, recruitment, missing the playoffs, and much more. Stay Loco...

Nov 07, 20221 hr 11 min

OCSC Review - Tampa Bay Preview

Phil and Mikka are back in the studio to chat El Paso Locomotive FC, who are somehow still alive in the playoff race despite a shocking first-ever loss to Colorado Springs Switchbacks and a tepid, albeit victorious, display over Orange County SC in the last home match of the 2022 season. The Crew go over the weird starting lineup vs. OC, playing better in the pouring rain, and all the playoff permutations going into the Tampa Bay Rowdies match on the road. The Crew also answer questions from the...

Oct 11, 20221 hr 14 min

RGV Review - Los Dos Preview

The Crew are back in the studio after a nearly month-long hiatus to talk about El Paso Locomotive FC, who are staring down the barrel of a first ever exclusion from the USL Championship postseason following a dismal loss to RGV FC Toros at home on Wednesday night. The Crew lament the inconsistent nature of Locomotive's performances and talk about their chances against LA Galaxy 2, who have been a dicey side to face in the past. The Crew also open up the listener mailbag and answer plenty of ques...

Sep 16, 20221 hr 27 min

Switchbacks Review - Loyal Preview

Phil and Mikka are back to talk about the absolute wild 4-4 draw against Colorado Springs Switchbacks on Friday night. The Crew delve into the match which saw El Paso Locomotive FC battle back from 3-0 to go ahead 4-3 in the second half and ultimately concede the equalizer in controversial fashion. The Crew talk about arguably the most horrific 10 minutes of Locomotive football ever, a second half that showed real quality and heart to battle back, and more shocking USL refereeing. The Crew also ...

Aug 18, 20221 hr 58 min

Monterey Review - Switchbacks Preview

The Crew is back to waffle a bit about sweet vs. sour candy and some team news, notably new signing Artem Kholod, the Ukrainian fullback who came through the Shakhtar Donetsk academy. Then the Crew dissect yet another dismal display, as Locomotive contrived to lose 1-0 to Monterey Bay FC on the road and go 4 straight games scoreless. The Crew discuss Lucho Solignac's woeful panenka, players finding form at different times, and whether the Locos will even make the playoffs at this rate. Then it's...

Aug 10, 20221 hr 40 min

Louisville Review - Monterey Preview

Seriously Loco welcomes back beloved host and founder Phil Baki to the show! The Crew catch up with Phil after his paternity leave layoff, address a rather large elephant in the room, and chat about nostalgic TV shows. Then it's on to the football, where the Crew dissect El Paso Locomotive FC's dismal 1-0 loss at home, this time to Eastern Conference visitors Louisville City. The Crew talk about injuries, lack of goals, perceived tactical inflexibility, and the playoff picture. The Crew also pre...

Aug 03, 20221 hr 36 min

Departures

Mikka and Christian welcome Sports Director of KTSM Colin Deaver to the show to discuss the shocking news that both Richie Ryan and Sebastian Velasquez are set to leave El Paso Locomotive FC. The group discuss the surprising news in each player's case, the seemingly markedly different circumstances leading up to each move, as well as what each player's legacy might be at Locomotive. Mikka and Christian also attempt to talk about actual football, as Locomotive host defensive powerhouse and Copa T...

Jul 21, 20221 hr 14 min

Switchbacks Review - Roots Preview

Mikka and Christian are back to discuss the massive 1-0 victory over Colorado Springs Switchbacks at the SWUP on Saturday night. The Crew break down a wild match that saw a Goal of the Season contender, more red cards and injuries, and refereeing controversy en route to 10 straight games undefeated for the Boys in Blue. The Crew also discuss the flurry of transfer activity that appears to be happening behind the scenes at the club. The Crew then look ahead to Locomotive's first ever away trip to...

Jul 14, 20221 hr 1 min

ATL2 Review - Switchbacks Preview

Mikka and Christian are back from a little break in recording to chat about Locomotive's imminent loan signing of Edison Azcona as well as the team's busy 3 game week, in which Locomotive took just 5 points from 9 available. The crew discusses the draws to "inferior" teams on paper, poor performances, and the desperate situation at right back. The Crew also look forward to a huge clash at home against Colorado Springs Switchbacks and how perfection will be required to beat them, despite Locomoti...

Jul 06, 20221 hr 18 min

Detroit City Review - NYRB II Preview

The Crew welcomes back friend of the pod Kevin Quintana to the show to discuss El Paso Locomotive FC's 1-1 draw away to Detroit City FC. The Crew talk about the historic occasion that played out on ESPN for the nation to see, which included some suspect defending but a golazo from Eric Calvillo and superb goalkeeping by Eric Newton. The Crew also reflect on Locomotive's first half of the season and give out report cards on recruitment, performances, and entertainment value. There's also some cha...

Jun 22, 20221 hr 14 min

PHX Review - DCFC Preview

Mikka and Christian get together in a weirdly Baki-less Baki Studios. The shorthanded Crew try to keep things normal without founder-turned-father Phil and discuss a historic victory over Phoenix Rising FC on the road. There's chat about the ill-disciplined affair that produced 8 yellow cards and a straight red card for good measure, the exorcising of demons from the penalty spot for Josue Aaron Gomez, and another clean sheet for Evan Newton. The Crew then previews the weekend's marquee matchup ...

Jun 14, 202259 minSeason 4Ep. 19

Diego Luna to Real Salt Lake - LV Lights Review

The SL Crew tries their best to react to the recent news that El Paso Locomotive have dealt Diego Luna to Real Salt Lake for a reported fee of $250k. While that is a record fee between USL Championship and MLS, the crew discusses what that figure actually represents. Then there is a look back on Diego's tenure with Locomotive and memorable moments, and finally a look at what Real Salt Lake fans can expect from their U22 Starboy. The Crew does eventually get to discuss the win over Las Vegas Ligh...

Jun 02, 20221 hr 25 minSeason 4Ep. 18

El Paso Locomotive v Orange County Review - EPL v Las Vegas Lights

The Crew returns to discuss some team news, including the mutual decision between the club and Harry Brockbank to part ways. Then they review the draw between El Paso Locomotive and Orange County SC. They discuss a match that despite some early struggles, Locomotive could have won with Lucho Solignac playing a huge role in both his goal and Diego Luna's. The struggle unfortunately came in a couple moments with Iloski bouncing in one goal and us failing to clear ahead of Cubo Torres' equalizer. T...

May 26, 20221 hr 15 minSeason 4Ep. 17
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