It's time for another edition of 'Sequel We'd Like to See' and this time, we're doing something that has been attempted many times but never actually happened...make a sequel to the 1985 classic The Goonies. Join us as we discuss the original and why it's held in such high regard, why a sequel has never materialised (yet!) and our three mini-pitches for what a second Goonies film could have looked like. Sponsors: HelloFresh: https://hellofresh-uk.648q.net/c/3408033/651733/7901 Audible: https://a...
Jul 05, 2022•2 hr 6 min
To round out this season we're going back in time.. sort of.. as we fix the muddled sequel Wonder Woman 1984. It's another lengthy season finale, so strap yourselves into your invisible jet as we subject ourselves to the lasso of truth and say what we think about this movie. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Athletic Greens [athleticgreens.com/emerging] Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers...
Jun 28, 2022•3 hr 9 min
And just like that... we decided it was time to fix Sex and the City 2, the famously bad cinematic sequel to the ground-breaking HBO series. Join us as we tackle the film's mangled structure, awful politics and groan-inducing jokes, and attempt to step into the Manolo Blahniks of the film-makers for our fix. ADS HelloFresh: https://hellofresh-uk.648q.net/c/3408033/651733/7901 Audible: www.audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live stre...
Jun 21, 2022•2 hr 48 min•Season 10Ep. 11
Yes, it's really happening. We're fixing Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. All thanks to one of our "lovely" Executive Producers. See you on the Blart Side of the Mall, everyone. Blart Side of the Mall links: Blart Side of the Mall: https://youtu.be/y7wyfTsIm1k Blart Side of the Mall - Bird scene: https://youtu.be/2Z-SNiHqL6w Blart Side of the Mall trailer: https://youtu.be/x_zfZ0S9u_4 The Scientific Truth of Dark Side of The Rainbow: https://youtu.be/6kzqrPPDfU0 Links Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discor...
Jun 14, 2022•2 hr 24 min•Season 10Ep. 10
Atlantis: The Lost Empire is a strange beast, a critical and commercial failure that now has a cult following of fans who love its unique tone and style. The same can't be said for the direct-to-DVD sequel, so it's time for the Sequelisers to get to work. First, though, we've got to answer the question of whether Milo's Return even counts as a film or not? Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelise...
Jun 07, 2022•2 hr 13 min•Season 10Ep. 9
For our 100th fix (seriously, we checked), we went big - and it doesn't get much bigger than the king himself, in his first US sequel - Godzilla: King Of The Monsters. And if you're thinking this will be a classic opportunity for Matt to do the Godzilla film he's always wanted, you'd be wrong. Because Tim's got his claws on this one. The question is, where does he take it? Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Athletic Greens [athleticgreens.co...
May 31, 2022•2 hr 38 min
Get in loser, we're sequelising. That's right, it's time for us head back to straight-to-DVD hell and fix an utterly terrible sequel to a certified 21st century. We're taking on the plastics with the help of our Nascar-loving dad as we fix 2011's Mean Girls 2. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel ...
May 24, 2022•2 hr 35 min•Season 10Ep. 7
Every now and then we cover a sequel that isn't necessarily bad but falls short of greatness, largely due to what came before it. In this case, Day of the Dead is a decent film in its own right but doesn't compare to the groundbreaking work in Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead. But can we improve on it is the real question? And will we keep Bub? Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Athletic Greens [athleticgreens.com/emerging] Audi...
May 17, 2022•2 hr 33 min
One is a voracious beast that lives only to eat and breed. The other is a cruel yet honourable hunter that delights in bloodshed. Stuck in between is an overwhelmed and underprepared human. But enough about the Sequelisers - this week we're fixing Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers ...
May 10, 2022•2 hr 56 min•Season 10Ep. 5
We don't know who you are. We don't know what you want. If you're looking for a podcast, I can tell you we don't have money but what we do have are a very particular set of episodes. Episodes we have acquired over a very long career. Episodes that make us a nightmare for sequels like you. If you listen to our podcast now, that will be the end of it. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don't, we will look for you, we will find you and we will sequelise you. Sponsors: Athl...
May 03, 2022•2 hr 24 min•Season 10Ep. 4
Our first Executive Producer pick of the season and it's a soft reboot/sequel that took an already odd film in a completely new tonal direction. Will hardcore GI Joe fans get the movie they always wanted? You'll just have to listen to the episode to find out... and finding out is half the battle. Wait. That's not right. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers...
Apr 26, 2022•2 hr 53 min•Season 10Ep. 3
This episode, we take a trip back to the crime-ridden streets of 1970s New York... and also Marseilles? The French Connection is rightfully held up as a classic, but what about its lesser-known sequel? We discuss why this version of Popeye is lacking his spinach, and how we can craft a follow-up that lives up to the legacy of the original. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitt...
Apr 19, 2022•2 hr 2 min•Season 10Ep. 2
Season 10 kicks off with a bang with Star Trek Into Darkness! We'll be discussing the Kelvinverse as a whole, what went wrong with Cumberbatch's "Khan" & much more. One of the Sequelisers has been wanting to fix this film for nearly 10 years...and now, they finally get their chance! Website: www.sequelisers.com Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/se...
Apr 12, 2022•2 hr 48 min•Season 10Ep. 1
What better way to end our longest interseason than talking about death? We'll be addressing death scenes from the point of view of writers, actors and the audience - acknowledging function and the emotional pull. Then rounding off with some picks of our own. So with tissues in hand, and spoiler warnings at the ready, let's tackle death itself. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [AudibleTrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: w...
Apr 05, 2022•3 hr 40 min
This week, we're answering your questions. We cover topics from our first cinematic crushes to disgusting movie food to how the pandemic changed our recording sessions, as well as offering advice to those looking to get into podcasting and recommending plenty of movies for you to enjoy. Sponsors Audible: AudibleTrial.com/sequel Jackass Forever Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: https://www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: https://www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: ht...
Mar 29, 2022•3 hr 15 min
It's time for us to talk about the elusive crossover successes and, more often than not, failures of people who have tried to make the transition from stage & studio to the silver screen. From a rapper who turned into the biggest star in the world to a diva who made one of the biggest flops of all time...We're talking about musicians who became actors! This week's sponsor: Audible: Audibletrial.com/sequel Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams...
Mar 22, 2022•2 hr 38 min•Season 9Ep. 11
Yōkoso everyone! This week we will be looking back at the long and rich history of samurai on film. So we'll be covering the aesthetics, story points, tropes, settings and interpretations of a quintessentially Japanese contribution to cinema. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [AudibleTrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: www.sequelisers....
Mar 15, 2022•3 hr 18 min
We've already talked about vehicles in movies this inter-season, but now thanks to our Patreon voters, we're taking a closer look at how cinema approaches stories set at sea. From the difficulties that shooting on the ocean presents to how different genres treat life at sea, we do our best Jacques Cousteau impression and take you on a tour of the murky depths of the movie deep... Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: https://www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: https://www....
Mar 08, 2022•2 hr 49 min
This week, we're delving into some of the most visually striking films in the history. From the most realistic impactful lighting to incredible magical worlds and animated masterpieces... Yes, we're trying to describe through the audio medium of a podcast...wish us luck! Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [AudibleTrial.com/sequel] Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: www.sequelisers.com/live-s...
Mar 01, 2022•2 hr 39 min
This week's talking point was chosen by one of our executive producers, over on Patreon. We're looking back at the history, commodification and evolution of private jokes the audience were never meant to see. And as an experiment, we've decided to leave all our flubs, outtakes, bloopers and missteps in this episode itself. Even the ad read has a blooper in it. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Podcorn [podcorn.com/podcasters] Audible [AudibleTrial.com...
Feb 22, 2022•2 hr 13 min
Whether it's driving along roads, sailing the ocean deep or flying through the skies, vehicles in movies provide an amazing opportunity for action and stunts while also informing setting and character. In this episode, we explore how vehicles are used across various genres and pick a few of our favourite iconic movie vehicles. Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: https://www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: https://www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: https://www.sequeli...
Feb 15, 2022•2 hr 35 min
For the first time ever, in more than 150 episodes, we dedicate an entire to one actor. As requested by Executive Producer, Jonathan Firth-Clark, we discuss the life, career and incredible fighting skills of the one & only Donnie Yen. Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: https://www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: https://www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: https://www.sequelisers.com/shop Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music ...
Feb 08, 2022•2 hr 6 min
Sequel We'd Like To See is back and this week we're looking at 2005's Constantine. A cult hit, aged well, great themes and performances, possible real-life sequel on the horizon somewhere? Sounds like the perfect candidate. But what do you do with this kind of comic book adaptation? Take an existing Hellblazer story or start from scratch? Tune in and find out. Patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4n0WYAzHA6kSOgbL2CO...
Feb 01, 2022•2 hr 43 min
Just like Scrooge, we've taken a look at the MCU's past, we've attempted to fix its present, and now we're looking to the future... Join us as we discuss Phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and pitch our own entries in cinema's most successful mega-franchise. Sponsors: Betterhelp: betterhelp.com/listener Audible: audibletrial.com/sequel Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: https://www.sequelisers.com/discord Monthly live streams: https://www.sequelisers.com/live-streams Shop: htt...
Jan 25, 2022•3 hr 55 min
It's part 2 of our MCU special and it's time for us to actually start making some changes and fixing some things around here. Tim starts from the ground up, Matt makes a big recasting decision and Jack has a controversial suggestion about one of the MCU's best villains. Sponsors: Betterhelp: https://betterhelp.com/listener Audible: https://audibletrial.com/sequel Nando v Movies: When all you have is a Hammer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3JCdchkNSY&ab_channel=NandovMovies Website: ...
Jan 18, 2022•3 hr
For years we've been asked to tackle various parts of the MCU that fans have struggled with or disliked. Thanks to the fine folks over at patreon, we are now able to cover not just one film but the whole thing in three epic parts. So sit back and relax as we take on the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Better Help [BetterHelp.com/listener] Audible [AudibleTrial.com/sequel] Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagr...
Jan 11, 2022•4 hr 14 min
For our Season 9 finale, we finally tackle one of the most notorious bad sequels of all time, the water-logged Speed 2: Cruise Control. With leeches, reggae and a distinct lack of Keanu, this cinematic steamer is en route to disaster - can we do anything to get it looking ship-shape? Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Stamps.com [stamps.com and use code POD] Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instag...
Dec 21, 2021•2 hr 43 min
What is best in life? To fix your sequels, see them rewritten before you and hear the lamentations of the listeners. It's time for the Sequelisers to delve into the Hyborian Age and tackle a terrible sequel to 1980s Arnold Schwarzenegger hit, Conan the Destroyer. Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (as featured in the EP clips): https://youtu.be/OBGOQ7SsJrw Website: https://www.sequelisers.com/ Monthly Youtube live streams: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCQapTaQP3xqhAB9f2D1OjE_Xt30sHJdH Di...
Dec 14, 2021•2 hr 22 min
Following the pattern set out by Rush Hour, Shanghai Noon paired Jackie Chan with Owen Wilson to take on the old west. And then they decided to travel to jolly old England and all the charm collapsed. Guess it's up to us to fix Shanghai Knights. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Stamps.com [stamps.com] Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more ...
Dec 07, 2021•2 hr 34 min
The Disney machine never stops, and that's good because it keeps us provided with plenty of bad sequels to fix, for example, 2019's Maleficent: Mistress of Evil. We take on a film filled with inexplicable accent choices, irritating pixies and far too much green screen, and see if we can craft a happy ending for this alternative take on the classic fairy tale. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsors: Audible [audibletrial.com/sequel] Twitter: twitt...
Nov 30, 2021•2 hr 13 min
