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Sequelisers

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Sequelisers is a film podcast about discussing, re-writing, recasting and ultimately fixing the bad sequels from the history of cinema. Hosted by Jack Chambers-Ward with Matthew Stogdon and Tim Maytom.
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Episodes

Inter-Season 6.4 - James Bond 1962-1985

The Eon Productions' James Bond canon is far too vast to cover in one episode, so we split them down the middle. In this first part we will address the films of Sean Connery, George Lazenby and Roger Moore. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 22, 20201 hr 53 min

Interseason 6.3 - Opening Title Sequences

How much can you tell about a film from its opening titles? Depending on the film, an awful lot. Join us as we delve into how titles have evolved over the history of cinema, and pick out a few of our favourite examples. You can find our picks in a YouTube playlist here, although be aware that Enter The Void contains flashing images unsuitable for people with epilepsy and similar conditions: http://bit.ly/SeqOpeningTitles Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQU...

Sep 15, 20202 hr 8 min

Inter-Season 6.2 - Feel Good Movies

This week, we're going to cheer you (and ourselves) up with some of our favourite feel-good movies. And some of them are unexpected and unusual! We also discuss what makes a film "feel-good" as well as some of the popular choices. Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sep 08, 20201 hr 43 min

Inter-Season 6.1 - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

With Prequelisers behind us, it's time to return to our interseason content. And what better way to open than our regular feature: Sequel We'd Like To See. This week, we're addressing our thoughts and ideas for what a Hellboy III could have looked like. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams...

Sep 01, 20201 hr 51 min

Season 6 Episode 12 - Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

A juggernaut success for both literature and film, the Harry Potter franchise is a behemoth but the two prequels that have currently been released failed to gain the same traction. As it's the season finale, we felt one film wouldn't be realistic. So strap yourselves in for the longest episode to date as we bring you a complete prequel trilogy to fix Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www...

Aug 25, 20203 hr 21 min

Season 6 Episode 11 - Oz the Great and Powerful

It's time to follow the yellow brick road and...eat an apple until we turn green?! Maybe not... This week's episode is all about fixing one of the worst prequels to an all-time classic - 2013's Oz the Great and Powerful. Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 18, 20202 hr 34 min

Season 6 Episode 10 - Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball

We're going straight to DVD hell as we attempt to Sequelise Smokin' Aces 2: Assassin's Ball, the truly terrible prequel to the already muddled Smokin' Aces. Is there any way to turn this film from a potato gun into a .357 Magnum, or will this be less of an assassination and more of a mercy killing? Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ...

Aug 07, 20202 hr 1 min

Season 6 Episode 9 - Monsters University

Know what's a massive misstep? A college movie for children that can't cover the majority of the usual college hijinks. And yet the fine people at Pixar thought this was a great idea. We did not, so it's time to fix it. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices....

Aug 04, 20201 hr 53 min

Season 6 Episode 8 - The Thing

That's right, this week, we're fixing The Thing. No, not that The Thing, that's a masterpiece! Or that The Thing, he's in the Fantastic Four. At the request of a dear patron, Jonathan Firth-Clark, we're discussing and fixing one of the most unnecessary prequels ever made, The Thing (2011). References: The Things (short story and audio): https://escapepod.org/2011/06/23/ep298-the-things/ Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequel...

Jul 28, 20202 hr 24 min

Season 6 Episode 7 - The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning

It turns out not everything is better down where it's wetter, as we take on another Disney straight-to-video offering and try to improve on 2008's The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning. Who is the knock-off Ursula serving as Ariel's governess? How many different types of terrible dad can King Triton be in one film? And what were Disney thinking when they decided to make this film into Footloose? Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.c...

Jul 21, 20201 hr 56 min

Season 6 Episode 6 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Get ready for terrible CGI, mid-00s pop stars and lots of yelling - we're Prequelising X-Men Origins: Wolverine. We dive into the murderer's row of bad talent involved behind the scenes, the woefully misused 'Deadpool' and Fox's incomprehensible timeline in our efforts to fix Hugh Jackman's first solo outing. Content warning: the pitch in this episode includes mention of child abuse and sexual assault Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twi...

Jul 14, 20202 hr 31 min

Season 6 Episode 5 - Dirty Dancing Havana Nights

This week, we have the time of our lives in Cuba and fix 2004's Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, the utterly pointless prequel to the 80s classic Dirty Dancing. Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 07, 20202 hr 1 min

Season 6 Episode 4 - Zulu Dawn

Time to tackle British colonialism with 1979's Zulu Dawn, the completely unnecessary prequel to the highly acclaimed war epic Zulu. Check out our various rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 30, 20202 hr 2 min

Season 6 Episode 3 - Solo: A Star Wars Story

We couldn't tackle prequels without taking a dip into the Star Wars universe, but it might not be the entry you were expecting - in this episode, we try to fix Solo: A Star Wars Story. From a legendarily messy production to the question of do we really need to see Han Solo's backstory, we've got our work cut out for us here... Sponsor: Stitcher Premium www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams L...

Jun 23, 20202 hr 30 min

Season 6 Episode 2 - 300 Rise Of An Empire

In the second episode of Prequelisers, we travel all the way back to ancient Greece and tackle a truly terrible prequel (that's also kind of sequel too), 2014's 300: Rise of an Empire. Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 16, 20202 hr 3 min

Season 6 Episode 1 - Prometheus

Welcome to season six.. or should we say season one of Prequelisers! In the first episode of our brand new season, we will be taking on one of the most reviled prequels, Prometheus. As chosen by Patron Mike Salvia. Check out our new rewards and tiers: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium https://www.stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: www.twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: www.instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Jun 09, 20202 hr 18 min

Inter-Season 5.10 - Resident Evil

It's our final inter-season episode ahead of Season Six, but before we can get back to fixing the bad sequels to good movies, we need to examine the oddity that is the Resident Evil franchise. How do these films compare to the games? What happens when you add clones, psychic abilities and amnesia to the zombie genre? And why do these films render Tim unable to form words? Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram....

Jun 02, 20201 hr 48 min

Inter-Season 5.9 - Favourite Movie Monsters

In our penultimate inter-season episode, we talk about our favourite movie monsters from the history of cinema. From King Kong to Cloverfield, The King of Monsters to Stitch and even The Monster Daddy himself, Guillermo Del Toro...we discuss it all! Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 26, 20202 hr 30 min

Inter-Season 5.8 - Listener Feedback

It's time again for us to answer some of your questions! Which movie character do we most identify with? If the three Sequelisers were Powerpuff Girls, who would be who? What was our favourite episode to record? How do we feel about the Police Academy series? All this and more in this week's episode. Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices...

May 19, 20202 hr 6 min

Inter-Season 5.7 - Alternate Film History

Nearing the end of our interseason period, we have taken the time to speculate and hypothesise more than usual. Rather than a few cast members or a what if sequel, we're reshaping 12, 27 and 43 years of cinema history respectively. So come with us on a journey to a world much like our own with a few distinct differences. Check out our rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Insta...

May 12, 20202 hr 9 min

Inter-Season 5.6 - Classic Catch-Up

This week's inter-season discussion is another one borne of the coronavirus lockdown. We set ourselves the challenge of recommending a handful of films available on streaming services (correct at time of recording) released before 1980. So many of us relegate fantastic films to the "I'll get around to it eventually" pile and this seems like the perfect time to give them a go. So take a walk back in time with us as we unearth some truly classic films. Jack's Recommendations: NETFLIX: Monty Python...

May 05, 20202 hr 7 min

Inter-Season 5.5 - Cinematic Crisis Squad

This week's inter-season episode asks: when the world is in the toilet, who do you want holding a plunger? We each pick a team of film characters who we'd want calling the shots in a crisis, and delve into what makes a good leader, and who typically gets to be one in movies. Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 28, 20201 hr 32 min

Inter-Season 5.4 - Thematic Trilogies

This week's inter-season episode is the third part in our series of trilogy episodes (see what we did there?) and this time we're talking about some great thematic trilogies! Check out our rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 21, 20201 hr 46 min

Inter-Season 5.3 - Film Twists

This week's inter-season discussion may sound a little unusual; this is because it is the first episode we recorded remotely. As for the content, we will be addressing the good and bad of film twists. Subsequently, this episode is full of spoilers but if you want to avoid these, we have made the following handy time-stamp list: 00.23.12 - Arrival 00.28.07 - Fight Club 00.35.28 - Get Out 00.38.13 - The Others 00.42.48 - The Usual Suspects 00.50.00 - Saw 00.52.28 - Orphan 00.56.46 - I Am Legend 01...

Apr 14, 20201 hr 56 min

Inter-Season 5.2 - Streaming Services

It's time for another inter-season discussion and this week we are looking at the variety of streaming options available to consumers. Probing the positives and negatives and where we think the industry as a whole is going. Check out our rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...

Apr 07, 20201 hr 49 min

Inter-Season 5.1 - Power Rangers

It's time for a break between seasons and you know what that means... inter-season goodness! This week, it's morphin' time because we're doing another instalment of "Sequels We'd Like To See" and pitching our sequel ideas for 2017's Power Rangers. Check out our rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams. Learn more about ...

Mar 31, 20202 hr 11 min

Season 5 Episode 12 - Escape From L.A.

For the Season 5 finale, we're tackling a much-requested episode, the supremely shoddy Escape from L.A. Join us as we discuss the unassailable coolness of Kurt Russell, some truly terrible CGI, and try to fix this notoriously bad sequel. Check out our new rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams. Learn more about your a...

Mar 24, 20202 hr 29 min

Season 5 Episode 11 - Honey, I Blew Up The Kid

It was recently announced that Rick Moranis may indeed return to do another Honey, I Shrunk The Kids movie, so looks like this was perfectly timed! Join us as we shrink down to get inside this film and find out what made it so bland and unimpressive when compared to its predecessor. Be sure to head on over to our Patreon and check out all of our amazing tiers and rewards including bonus audio content, discounts on merchandise, artwork and the chance to pick a future episode patreon.com/sequelise...

Mar 17, 20201 hr 46 min

Season 5 Episode 10 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

It's time for us all to journey to Sha Ka Ree and finally answer the all-important question " Why does God need a starship?" That's right, we're fixing 1989's Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! This movie was requested by Mark Honeyborne via our Patreon and if you'd like to make a request of your own, please go to: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Will...

Mar 10, 20202 hr 9 min

Season 5 Episode 9 - Hannibal

Tuck in your napkin and sharpen your knives, this week the Sequelisers are tucking into 2001's Hannibal. Can we improve on Ridley Scott's bland offering and do one of cinema's greatest villains justice? Check out our new rewards and tiers on Patreon: patreon.com/sequelisers Sponsor: Stitcher Premium stitcher.com/premium Promo code: SEQUELISERS Twitter: twitter.com/sequelisers Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Mar 03, 20201 hr 51 min
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