Episode 5: PokéCrap (Pokémon & Detective Pikachu)

After talking to himself for 55 minutes about Willy Wonka and it’s  remake, Stefan finally talks Chris into politely discussing the five  theatrical Pokémon movies and Detective Pikachu.   

Contrary to what the title suggests though, they never do the PokéRap.  Y’know, because they’re adults with dignity and self-respect... I  think...?  

Stefan also considers dragging Chris to a clinic to deal with his  unresolved issues regarding the death of Chris Penwell. This doesn’t  happen though because they’d rather talk about that guy from Van Wilder.  No, not the one who worked for the Obama Administration.  Will they finally end this stupid fucking plot-line? Maybe next episode,  I dunno anymore. 

Will you, the audience, remember your childhood? Will  you, the parents of said audience, remember that dark time in the late  90’s-early 2000’s when your obnoxious goddamn kids begged to see this  opening weekend just to get a piece of paper thin cardboard with a  prophetic symbol of capitalism glowing off of it?  

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