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Colin hasn't see it, Paul watched it in the wrong order and James has written an essay on it.
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Episodes

Reservoir Dogs (1992) Review

In this week’s episode of Seismic Cinema, we’re going back to where the madness began—Quentin Tarantino’s gritty, blood-soaked debut, Reservoir Dogs. From razor-sharp dialogue to that infamous ear scene, we dive into what made this low-budget crime caper a cult classic!We unpack Tarantino’s non linear storytelling, debate which color-coded criminal we’d want (or not want) in a heist crew, and whether Steve Buscemi was right to skip the tip!

Jun 25, 20251 hr 30 min

The Accountant (2016) Review

🎬 SEISMIC CINEMA PRESENTS: THE ACCOUNTANT REVIEW 🎬 🔍 Colin hasn’t seen the film (as usual), but that won’t stop him from having strong opinions. 🔄 Paul may or may not have watched it backwards—or just the sequel—because why follow the rules? 📝 And James? He’s back with another epic essay that could double as Ben Affleck’s next tax return. Join the gang as they try to piece together the plot, argue over spreadsheets vs sniper rifles, and debate whether accountancy has ever been this action-p...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 38 min

Mad Max (1979) Review

Before Fury Road, there was the raw, gritty original. In this episode, we fire up the engines and dive into George Miller’s 1979 cult classic Mad Max — the film that launched a dystopian saga and introduced the world to a young Mel Gibson as the steely Max Rockatansky. Join us as we explore the film’s low-budget brilliance, its bleak vision of near-future chaos, and the high-octane action that redefined genre filmmaking. We’ll talk twisted metal, post-apocalyptic vibes, and why Mad Max still mat...

Jun 03, 20251 hr 12 min

Top 10 TV Shows (2025 Update)

Colin and James rank their top ten favourite tv shows (as things stand!) Trailer by ​⁠ Game Club Pod Let us know your top 10s in the comment section below!

May 08, 20251 hr 28 min

Andor (Season 1) Character Ranking

First ranking episode in a long time! Paul and Colin rank the characters from Andor season 1 to celebrate the launch of season 2 of the hit show. Get involved in the comments and give us your character rankings for the show! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/hybridas/take-me-there License code: QF2BE3MK6JIBAJNF

Apr 28, 20251 hr 15 min

Seismic Soccer #9 - Scotland Woes| New England Manager| Newcastle Win Cup

Seismic Soccer #9 sees Colin return to discuss Scotland’s disaster versus Greece, Tuchel’s start as England manager and Newcastle winning their first trophy in a long time. Remember to like, share and subscribe for football and tv/movie content! Trailer from our good friend at ​⁠’Project Football Podcast’.

Apr 10, 20251 hr 29 min

Alien (1979) Review

This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re setting coordinates for deep space to dissect the ultimate sci-fi horror classic—Alien! Get ready for a chest-bursting discussion as we facehug the film’s nerve-shredding suspense, groundbreaking effects, and Ripley’s out-of-this-world heroics. Trailers from Casting Views​⁠ and Mystery Frequency podcast. Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/sweet-but-evil...

Mar 31, 20251 hr 35 min

Rocky IV Review

Seismic Cinema Presents: A Knockout Review of Rocky IV! We’ll be pulling no punches as we break down the film’s epic training sequences, pulse-pounding fights, and the greatest robot butler in cinematic history. Does this movie still hit as hard as it did in 1985? Or does it go down faster than Drago’s opponents? Don’t throw in the towel—tune in now! Trailers by ​⁠​⁠Casting Views and Whit’s the Script!

Mar 26, 20251 hr 21 min

Snatch (2000) Review

In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we lock, stock, and load up for a wild review of Snatch, Guy Ritchie’s cult classic crime caper. From bare-knuckle brawlers to diamond heists and a cast of unforgettable characters, we break down what makes this 2000 film an endlessly rewatchable masterpiece. Join us as we discuss Brad Pitt’s near-incomprehensible but brilliant performance as Mickey, the film’s razor-sharp dialogue, and Ritchie’s signature frenetic storytelling. Is Snatch still a knockout after...

Mar 19, 20251 hr 37 min

Ghostbusters (1984) Review

There’s something strange in the podcast hood! Who you gonna call! Seismic Cinema! Tune in as James and Colin talk about the 80s classic! Does it still hold up? Does Colin like the ghosts? Will we sing? Make sure to follow/subscribe to see more movie reviews!

Mar 13, 20251 hr 25 min

Seismic Soccer

Somehow Seismic Soccer returned.. Paul and Gary discuss the ‘Rangers Situation’ - Clement’s sacking, Ferguson’s interim appointment, 3 home losses on the bounce and takeover news. They also assess the impact of David Moyes upon his return to Everton and talk all things Champions League. Make sure to like, share and subscribe! Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/infraction/melody License code: WREDNAULIKVBSMYZ...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 9 min

Anchorman (2004) Review

“Great Odin’s Raven!” This week on Seismic Cinema, we’re diving headfirst into a glass case of emotion as we review the legendary comedy Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It’s kind of a big deal. So, grab a burrito, avoid the teleprompter, and prepare your jazz flute. Stay classy, listeners, and don’t act like you’re not impressed!

Feb 17, 20251 hr 26 min

Jumanji (1995) Review

In this wild and nostalgic episode, join Seismic Cinema as they roll the dice and dive headfirst into the jungle chaos of the 1995 classic Jumanji. Will Seismic Cinema be able to finish the game? Tune in at your own risk as you should never start a game you can’t finish! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXK...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 22 min

The Running Man

Join James and Colin for a review of ‘The Running Man’ as they break down the action, explore the social commentary, and see if Arnie’s one-liners still hit as hard as the Stalkers chasing him through that deadly arena. Buckle up—because at Seismic Cinema, we’re running full throttle into the dystopian future… that already happened? If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission...

Feb 03, 20251 hr 16 min

Jurassic Park (1993) Review

Some podcasters are so preoccupied with whether they could review #JurassicPark, they didn’t stop think whether they should! Tune in as Seismic Cinema prove that, like life, our movie discussions always find a way! Trailers from ​⁠ ‘Project Football Podcast’ and ‘Game Club Pod’! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BX...

Jan 20, 20251 hr 36 min

Dredd (2012) Review

This week, we’re tackling the pulse-pounding, ultra-violent world of Dredd! Colin hasn’t seen it, so he’s venturing into Mega-City One completely unarmed. Paul—somehow—watched it in the wrong order, proving once again that time is just a concept. And James? James has gone full Judge, Jury, and Scholar, writing an essay that’s basically a dissertation on dystopian justice. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Title music...

Jan 13, 20251 hr 41 min

Seismic Cinema Christmas Message

We wanted to record a brief Christmas episode to express our thanks to everyone who has supported the podcast this year by guesting, liking, sharing, commenting, following and subscribing! We also talk about the Christmas films we have been watching, our highlights of 2024 and our plans for the new year. Merry Christmas and a happy new year from everyone at Seismic Cinema!

Dec 24, 202419 min

The Santa Clause (1994) Review

Seeing isn’t believing. Believing is seeing! At the third attempt we finally manage to review Colin’s favourite Christmas film of all time. Does James enjoy the film? Is Scott actually Santa Clause? Shake the magic snow globe to find out more! Trailer from ​⁠Chatsunami! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/paul-yudin/magical-christmas License code: ANQKAVMKD...

Dec 23, 20241 hr 21 min

Jingle all the Way (1996) Review

Join the Seismic Cinema team as we join the hunt to get a Turbo Man doll in time for Christmas! From busy retail stores to dodgy warehouses to colourful parades - we’ve got it covered! If you miss out on this podcast you may have to settle for a Booster toy- and nobody wants that! Trailers from '2 Girls 1 Reusable Cup' and 'Whit's the Script'. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (w...

Dec 16, 20241 hr 33 min

Violent Night (2022) Review

In this episode of Seismic Cinema, we explore the themes of Violent Night—redemption, family, and a brutal yet heroic Santa. Colin hasn’t seen it, Paul watched it out of order, and James overanalyzed it with an essay. Join us for a chaotic yet insightful dive into this festive, action-packed film! Trailers from ​⁠​‘Whit’s the Script’ and ‘Nerdstalgic’ podcasts. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘T...

Dec 09, 20241 hr 10 min

The Conjuring (2013) Review

This week on Seismic Cinema, things get spooky as we tackle James Wan’s horror classic, The Conjuring. Colin hasn’t seen it and might not sleep after this, Paul watched it in completely the wrong order (again), and James is ready to school us all with his essay-level analysis. From bone-chilling scares to the Perron family’s haunted history, we break it all down—our way. Tune in for horror, humor, and some seismic chaos! Trailers from ‘Project Football Podcast’ and ‘Casting Views’. ​⁠ If you enj...

Dec 02, 20241 hr 34 min

V for Vendetta (2005) Review

"Remember, remember, the 5th of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." Trailers from @chatsunami and Mystery Frequency Podcast. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Nov 25, 20241 hr 20 min

Insidious (2010) Review

Today, we step into Insidious, a film that turned fear into an art form. From eerie whispers to the chilling realm of ‘The Further,’ we’re unpacking the terror that keeps audiences looking over their shoulders. Let’s dive in—if you dare.” If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. ​ ​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Nov 18, 20241 hr 34 min

The Ring (2002) Review

If you watch this podcast you will die in seven days. But don't let that put you off! Join Colin and James as they discuss every horrifying detail, from that cursed videotape to the spine-chilling story of Samara. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailer by @GameClubPod Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Nov 11, 20241 hr 11 min

Hocus Pocus (1993) Review

Another glorious podcast - makes me sick! Join Seismic Cinema’s own version of the Sanderson sisters as they take a deep dive in to this Halloween classic! #hocuspocus #halloween If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailer by ⁠ ⁠Casting Views podcast. Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Nov 06, 20241 hr 36 minSeason 5Ep. 14

The Matrix (1999) Review

You have two options.. Take the blue pill and you can leave right now and give this podcast a miss. Or take the red one and you can find out the truth about the Matrix! #thematrix #keanureeves If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailer by ​⁠ ​⁠​⁠​⁠ Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Oct 28, 20241 hr 11 minSeason 5Ep. 13

American Psycho (2000) Review

Working tomorrow? Monday blues? Get that Walkman plugged in and get in the mood with our latest episode dropping tomorrow! #americanpsycho If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailers from ​⁠’Video Game Club’ and ​⁠​⁠ ‘Whit’s the Script’ podcasts. Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Oct 21, 20241 hr 53 minSeason 5Ep. 12

Police Academy (1984) Review

Seismic Cinema review the 80s comedy classic ‘Police Academy’. If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Promos from ‘Whit’s the Script’ podcast​⁠ and ‘Project Football Podcast’. Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg

Oct 14, 20241 hr 14 minSeason 5Ep. 10

Toy Story (1995) Review

A podcast of many firsts! We tackle the first Toy Story movie, the first Pixar movie and the first feature length, fully computer animated movie! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailers from @chatsunami and @whitsthescript Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ydjn0BXEyNFHcXKPezgxL?si=ZGqNU0GFRw2-DBASCggftg...

Oct 14, 20241 hr 26 minSeason 5Ep. 11

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Review

Seismic Cinema finally review a #harrypotter film and it had to be the visual masterpiece #prisonerofazkaban as directed by #alfonsocuarón. Get ready for a ‘riddikulus’ amount of trivia which hopefully makes you ready to produce the world’s best #patronus by the end of the pod! If you enjoy our content please consider subscribing and liking and sharing our content to help the channel grow. Trailers from ​⁠ and ​⁠ podcasts! Title music by ‘The Fast Camels’ (with permission of band) - https://open...

Sep 23, 20241 hr 51 minSeason 5Ep. 9
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