SD 161 - Surrender the Crystals (Patreon Exclusive)

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.