What's up yall...Hesse and I recorded (Jacques joins eventually) on the day of jihad, we talk about Lady Betty Grafstein and Jose, world famous transvestigator Bevvie112 being uninvited from thanksgiving, dating old guys, Troye Sivan, the newest Bladwin brother J Baldwin, Bobbi Althoff curbstomping Scar Jo, eating 48 oysters, and more. As mentioned, please consider a donation to Anera who is working to provide aid to the Palestinian people. Find them at www.anera.org
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Welcome back everyone! Today we talk about being trapped in Jacques basement, his diet, why airplanes keep nearly crashing all the time and why we don't know about it, and finally Jacques steals my lab coat and administers a quiz which strips us bare, psychologically speaking. Subscribe to us on Patreon for weekly bonus content!
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 20 min
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event ...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 9 min
Hey guys welcome back. Today we take your calls, texts, and pleas for help. Topics range from hair care, to reverting to Islam, how to be in a NORMAL relationship when everyone is POLY, and also Jacques is only on for about 15 minutes his mic broke and he blamed us for it lol. Everything is fine now but Jacques Gonsoulin...More like Jacques GONE so Lame am i right.
Sep 23, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Sup ladies...today we see which one of us is a voicecel and which one of us is a deep voice chad. We then talk about Larry Sinclair, Obama being gay, Malik Obama, and every conspiracy theory on earth. Subscribe to us on Patreon for a bonus episode each week
Sep 14, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Subscribe to our Patreon for the full interview with Rena, a girl I got jumped for fingering in high school. We talk about our love, its tragic fallout, and about Gay Life in Des Moines Iowa Patreon.com/seekingderagements
Sep 10, 2023•2 min
Welcome everyone we're back and despite some technical difficulties we manage to take a lot of your calls, one from our favorite listener (a 57 year old hairdresser and mother of two), another from someone who wants a pussy, and another from a gay guy who doesn't know any other gay guys. Plus we talk paranormal experiences, shooting guns, and Burning Man. Bonus audio and video episodes on our patreon!
Sep 07, 2023•1 hr 10 min
Does your man go to target? Does your man kill bugs? Does your man have Rosacea? Does that make him gay? We called up Angel Money and Jake Sillen to help us figure it all out. Plus Angel Money tells Jacques how to step his pussy up but not before taking us all to church. Keep up with Angel Money on her twitter: @reverendmoney Keep up with Jake on her IG: @hoe_slut_hoe
Aug 27, 2023•1 hr 7 min
The world has been turned upside down, there's looting in every city, government has lurched to a halt, financial markets are in turmoil and theres one family to blame. The Jenner/Kardashian clan has been dropping new family members and duplicating at alarming rates. One Caitlyn was enough, now that there are three and our way of life is in peril we here at Seeking Derangements are proud to partner with the Biden administration to put an end to the madness and bring you the truth. In this event ...
Aug 24, 2023•8 min
Sup bros we are back with another classic episode...we talk about Jacques barbaric air conditioning defense system, the Femme Presenting Lesbian who was Denied Service for being Gay with a Husband, expose Barack Hussein Obama's straggotry, and take a couple calls. Plus a penis update from the worlds biggest egg, Bryan Johnson. Subsribe to our Patreon for one bonus episode per week, plus videos and special episodes too.
Aug 20, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Hola mamacitas..we're back and we're taking your calls! and reading your emails! We talk about how theoretically incorrect a phone number could be, read a lizzo blind item, solve 10,000 romantic problems, come up with a new restaurant/charity, and much much more. We're going to do our best to work through all the submissions, so if we didn't get to yours chances are we will soon. But please keep them coming!
Aug 11, 2023•3 min
Sup non patreon subscribing losers..here is the first half of our 2 hour episode in which we talk about Lizzo and take a personality test which plunges us into the depths of history, malice, and the corrupting force of power. Sub to the patreon for the full ep and one (oftentimes two) episodes per week
Aug 06, 2023•59 min
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 629 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" Jacques long lost brother and host of Podcast About List Patrick joins us! ANNOUNCING OUR CALL/WRITE IN'S: We're going to start taking your messages! Call and leave a voic...
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr
Full Video Interview on our Patreon! Hey Besties! Hesse and I sat down with TikTok influencer, controversial Youtuber, and frequently misunderstood horny gay guy, Kevin Leonardo. We talk about his various viral moments, clear the air re Epstein, trash the freaks who tried to deplatform him for the infamous Nair video, and finally we have him do what all love so much...rank a bunch of guys on our trusty tier chart.
Jul 26, 2023•1 min
Sushi nom! We're here and scheming some cool sculpting for Jacques, get into an argument about fat people in Troye Silvans music video for RUSH (poppers reference for those of you who don't get it) and finally we overhear a secret meeting between Bad Bunny and Caitlyn Jenner.
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" The one and only latina queen Janelle Howerton joins us....howie hive paws up! Follow her in IG she is da best @mensturalbloodbath Sub to our patreon for a weekly bonus ep...
Jul 15, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Our full episode with April and Grace of Girl God is available on our Patreon, subscribe there for one to two free episodes per week!
Jun 29, 2023•3 min
We are finally unlocking this previously paywalled episode, we talk about Dylan Mulvaney who was being powerfully annoying at the time but more importantly we take an online morality quiz which unveils a fundamental and lifelong misunderstanding Jacques has had about....drawing him....
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 33 min
We are back with another installment of THE GAY LIST and as promised we found the straightest guys we know to help us out. Listen to Will and Nate's podcast A Closer Look (Hesse is featured there as well) Also subscribe to our Patreon for weekly bonus content.
Jun 05, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Welcome back everyone! Hesse and I are joined by major trans celebrity Theda Hammel for a deep dive into Bryan Johnson, the billionaire freak who is dedicating his life to Project Blueprint, a $2 million per year endeavor to "de-age" himself. Listen to Theda's podcast, NYMPHOWARS everywhere podcasts are found and on Patreon. It's our favorite show. Find an extra weekly episode of our show on our Patreon too.
May 30, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Thats right...Jacques and I are here with a review of S7E5 of Queer Eye in which they are in New Orleans and go to an amazing and FORMERLY beloved Deli called Steins to perform a makeover on the owner Dan. Listen to the full episode on Patreon where Jacques tells us about the Real Louisiana, some local post Queer Eye Drama, and his personal fallout with Steins.
May 26, 2023•1 min
Does your man put his phone on DND? HES GAY. Is your man excited to see his boys? SUS. Does your man suggest you split entree's? GAY ASS HELL. Nowadays it seems like men cant do anything without being called gay. Join us as we take a deep dive into the 184 pt. list of "Things Masculine Men Can't Do (According to Social Media)" This is the first installment.
May 12, 2023•1 hr 37 min
Were back with Jake! We talk about why i have to record in car in a semi-active lot, the time lady gaga dressed up as a nazi at coachella, on the ground reporting from Real America about Bud Lite being gay and then hesse gets mad bc i start driving. As always subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes/videos per week
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 4 min
I was subjecting Jacques and Hesse to a test on their ethics and morals and Jacques dropped this bomb. Subscribe to our Patreon for this full episode and one (oftentimes two) episodes a week!
Apr 04, 2023•3 min
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bonus series, or her work at clubs Rash, Heaven, and Club Cringe.
Apr 02, 2023•1 hr 11 min
Yall! We are back with another episode. We give a rundown on Peter Thiels boyfriends death, Peter Thiel using facebook to recruit grad students for gay pool parties, and shoot our shot now that he's single. We also talk about Jacques getting hung up on by the suicide hotline, and beefing with drag queens. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (sometimes two) bonus episodes per week
Mar 30, 2023•1 min
Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations. Subcribe to our Patreon for this episode and one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Mar 23, 2023•3 min
Today we cover Tennessee's Lt Governor's twink scandal, talk about our favorite PnP tiktoker, and Jacques finally makes a public apology to Emrata. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr 11 min
As always we start off with some business updates from our own lives, we hear some first person expereince on what it's like to do powdered ozempic from Russia, negotiate a food for manual labor deal, and talk about home renovations. We then get into episode 10 of Undercover Billionaire. Subscribe to our Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week.
Mar 06, 2023•3 min
Today we answer a handful of listener questions. Most of your boyfriends are gay sorry to tell you that now but if he listens to this show its kind of over for you. Also, I reveal Jacques subconscious to him and he has a shocking physical reaction. Subscribe to us on Patreon for one (oftentimes two) bonus episodes per week!
Mar 04, 2023•1 hr 30 min
