Tape deck Media see the welcome to see you at the party, Richta. My name is Aaron Frescus, and with me as always are Joseph Beccastro and Chris Chapman. And this week we are finishing off the summary and all the good extra stuff for Arnold's nineteen eighty eight buddy cop thing Red Heat. Anyway, let's just jump right back into it. So take it away, Chris, let's see. Okay, So they kill the nurse Gershaan then runs away, and Arnold chases after her and catches her, but then lets her go.
And at this point, I'm just very confused as to why she is still in this movie. I just don't understand. Well, I mean, what the fuck is the point she's in the movie? To die? It spoilers. I understand why he let her go because he knows Victor and knows he's taken advantage of her, and he's like, I get out of here, get out of town totally. But also they could protect her, like he also has to know that she's in danger, right, yeah, but
like they don't funk around with that in Soviet Russia. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, if he's not going to water boarder, then he might as well let her go. Yeah. So at this point, Chief Peter Boyle shows up to the hospital to chew out Belushi and Arnold, but he takes Arnold's gun. Belushi gives Arnold a spare gun, and then they had they head out to a diner to fill out paperwork and do some light
bonding. My only note here was, God, Belushi's character is the fucking worst, just the way he's talking to the server, the way she's just a piece of shit. She comes over to peremptively fill his coffee cup and he says, hey, fuck you, don't pour any more coffee in this is you. No he doesn't, but he says he stops her, and he's like, I just got my coffee the perfect color. Please leave me
alone. It's the only thing I have in the world. Not three minutes later after, I literally don't even think it's three minutes later, he's like, hey, hey, hey, where the fuck are you come film my coffee cup. Yes, he called her sugar tits, but I will say he definitely did not say sugar Okay, well, because I was gonna say the polite and proressive and feminist way to put that is saccherin breast. So Arnold is dropped off at the hotel, where he finds messages from Gina Groshan.
So he calls her and she offers to give up Rosta if the cops protect her. And I think they come to an agreement, but I was also a little confused and just absolutely did not care enough to put any more thought into this. Yeah. I don't think Arnold ever says like, Okay, it's a deal. He's just like, yeah, he says, give me Rosa, I will do what I can. And then they don't say anything else, and they both and that while that technically is an acknowledgment on
his part, she doesn't agree to it. They don't make a plan, they don't like nothing else happens. It's pretty smart on his part, because what's he gonna do for He's gonna leave the second thing that's true, she's recording it. He's like, He's like, no, I asked, I asked a question. You know, I never said I would do it.
Back at the station, Belushi checks his messages and gets an idea when he hears a message from his ex brother in law, Pat, a locksmith he was once again, I had no idea what was going on, but it explains it. So yeah. Back of the hotel, we see Rosta and the gang members watching Arnold's hotel and Roasta sees him stick the little key into his lamp in his room. I love how Arnold hides the key, but
he doesn't bought it a close the blinds while he does it. You know, he knows that there are people looking for it and for him when whatever yep, Rochta goes into the hotel gets Arnold's room number, but then he gives the wrong number to the gang members, so they bust into a room and shoot some random guy in the bathroom. Jim Morrison's also staking the hotel too, so that's pretty cool. This was his name on the list. Yeah. Arnold goes to check it to check out all the shooting, and
Rochta slips into his room to grab the key. Arnold takes out all of the gang members with the help of a very brave lady of the evening, then proceeds to have a shootout with Rosta until Rochta escapes by jumping out a window into the river. So the girl in the hotel room is watching some Courtroom Show at Jennifer Lewis. Do you know who Jennifer Lewis is? Yeah? That fuck that was we did not know that that was. I was like, what's that's not an actual show? Wait? What? No?
Not no, I like, I'm it's not credited, it's not under her credits, like it's it's not an actual show, which was weird, Like percent sure that's not one of her that's not one of her credit She's not credited on like as that. So, like I it was weird to see because when I when I saw him, like, holy shit, it's Jennifer Lewis. And then so I looked it up. I was like, damn, this is this is her first movie credit, but it's here. I'm I'm curious. That is so crazy, I was. I was sure that
that was like a Judge Steve Harvey situation in the eighties. Yeah, and that's like where we got her or like where she came from. I guess she would be she would be self right, not as an actress. Yeah for that Yeah, because her name on the TV was Jennifer Lewis, Like, nope, she the first self she she has a couple of Bete Miller credits and then like I think in her videos maybe, and then the next thing is nineteen ninety four. That's crazy. So it's just it was weird
because they use a real name too. Yeah. So yeah, So for our listeners who are probably pretty dumb and don't know who Jennifer Jennifer Lewis is, uh, why don't you eat? I mean I know who she is obviously, because I mean, go watch season six of The Fresh Prince or whatever whatever fucking season random random seasons of The Fresh Prince. She's his and on Fresh Prince, she's the grandma in Blackish? Is she is she the
new antviv Or the old ant viv Or? No, no, no, no, no, she's one of his other other She's like, she's like Vivian's sister. Yeah, so if you sorry recognize her, you should look her up because she's a character actor. So she's she's in The Temptations, the TV movie. She's in, Yeah, she's in. She's in a bunch of stuff. She's like, yeah, she's the grandma in Blackish, but she's great and Blackish I haven't seen it. It's it's it's her character
is great. Because I don't know anyway, but just look her up. She's is she married to Laurence Fishburn in that show? Yes, yes, Laurences Bush that too, so yeah, he's a grandpa on that So yeah, they were married, but she tried to shoot him or something like that, or she did shoot him, and so they ended up getting divorced. Nice. Hi, Aeron, here cut in real fast with the quick editor's note about what we're talking about Jennifer Lewis. Before we get that, I
just wanted to say thank you to our researcher Nigel Sinclair. Nigel, say hello, Nigel sinclo outual service. Hey, thanks Nigel, how are you doing today? Delight awesome? Thank you so much for doing our research for us. Thank you. It's been a family service for generations doing podcast research. Yes you was nineteen fifty three. Oh it was a young lad in London. That's okay, Nigel, we don't we We'll get your backstory another
time. Thank you for the information. I really appreciate it. So I'm you too, Serve Okay, Well, thank you so much, Nigel. And from what we have from Nigel is okay. So this is coming from the Saban Entertainment Wikipedia page with the Variety article titled quote Sabon Finance Finances Pilots independently being cited as a source, but Nigel wasn't able to find the actual
article because it's old as hell. It's from nineteen eighty eight. That's not the old okay anyway, So, according to the Variety article in October nineteen eighty seven, Sabon produced three projects, one of them being Love Court, which was in collaboration with company I think it was a syndication company, correct syndication company called Orbis Communications, So I guess Saban produced it, but it never aired, which would make sense as to why it's not listed on Tenner
for Lewis's IMDb. So, yes, thank you so much for funding that for us, Nigel, it is my pleasure. But yeah, the other thing was after they killed the wrong dude. No, I tell him one of the assassins is like, wrong guy, Victor set us up, what you mentioned. But why is he gonna set him just because he wants to take the money for himself obviously, Yeah, I think, yeah, I think that's the point. Is so because I think the gang members are almost
holding him hostage, you know what I mean? How So because he owes them a bunch of He made a deal and he owes them a bunch of money, but he no longer has the key to go get the money, so it's kind of incumbent on. Yeah, he gets the key here, but up until this point, like I think when when he meets up with Arnold earlier and everything up until this point, I think the gang members are kind of like, yeah, but they knew that they were going near to
get these so it's basically just like double cross crossing. Like like he he just wants to keep everything for himself, right, I mean that is what he wants. That's what we see at the end of the movie. Okay, And did they arrive at the hotel with Victor, Like why would they split up from there? Yeah? I don't know why they didn't want him
there. Well, they all went into room three oho two and he's just like, slip out the back door, room three oh three, Like why why would they agree to Yeah, why would they agree to let him like slip out the back door? Like he he basically says room three zero two and then they all just go that way and he doesn't go with them. I'd be like, well, you should be up fucking front man. We want that key because he's more important than the rest of them, so they
don't want him to die, I guess. And if they're busting into okay, Arnold's room, like you know, he's gonna like, uh, he's gonna stand back a bit, and then he just kind of once the shooting starts, he just like fucking does a barrel roll and like no one sees him again, and you just mean, like, sorry, it's nitpicking anyway. Yeah, you're nippicking, and I have explanations for it, so yeah,
perfect, all right. So later the cops clean up the hotel and we see Rosta putting on his sleeve gun as the TV news reports that Gina Gershaan was found dead in the river. Chief Peter Boyle takes Arnold and Belushi off the case, but they go to Pat's key store anyway, where Arnold looks up the key number and finds out it was for a locker at a bust I believe. At one point Chief Peter Doyle does say does call someone a loose cannon? So he does it twice if he does it in this
scene too, he does it with the first time. He's talking about Arnold two like like when he's like, yeah, he's a loose cannon. So so if it's in I only noticed it the first time, but if he does it again, that's the second time. Yeah. That was another interesting choice with the brother in law thing, Like, it was an interesting choice, like introducing an entirely new character in a possible plot line with us than
twenty minutes left in the movie. I'm sure it'll probably lead to like, I don't know, she's sister showing up at the end or something, and not be completely forgotten in thirty seconds, right, Like, there's no reason to bring like that. They wouldn't bring this up when the movie's almost over
some random things. I think it's I think it's fine to use as a plot point to get them to know where the key leads to, but to spend so much effort on all the dialogue between him and his brother in law they're arguing over his sister, yes, if it's if it's if it's just like, oh yeah it's my brother in law. That's fine. But then they they they focus on them and while Arnold's like looking up that stuff.
So it was just weird. I don't know this movie has a lot to say that has nothing to do. To be fair, Earlier, belue she was asking Arnold about family. To be fair, Belushi's sister is a bit and she doesn't deserve But Belushi was asking Arnold about family, and he said he had a baby sister, and our kid's sister got recently warister whatever. So it was a one line set up up, Like it's you know, if they didn't have that one line in there and this scene happened, would
be like, oh you needed bro, was just one fucking line. So they gave us they heard us from the future, and they gave us the one line to set this part up. So also, you know what, It's probably the one thing I find likable about Belushi in this movie is that he's like standing up for his sister and helping his sister deal with this dickhead that she fucking married and then divorce sort of help. But also I'm also
I'm also assuming pats and assholes. I mean, he could be, but he could also be like I mean, we know Belushi, what if like Belushi's sister is the fucking asshole too, and she's just like He's like, hey, I'm making like two thousand dollars a month on this key store, and I'm paying nineteen fifty to her. That leaves me literally fifty dollars and she wants more, Like I if she asked for more, she's gonna get less because I'm not gonna be making any more money. So I don't know.
We don't know. Be a piece of ship too. That's very true. That leads him the next question, Sorry, what were they What were they doing there? Because they did a job of explaining it, like finding out what type of key that Victor has so they can copy it or like not so they can copy it, just so they can find out what it goes to so they can go there. That's how they got to the bus station, Okay, because there's only one there's only one place for those those
keys that I don't know. He got the number off of the key, Yeah, I saw, well, thank god he wrote down that serial number. But like it was just weird because I was like, wait, he's it's a key, so it's only gonna go into those set of bus lockers, like anyway again, niitpicking Joe, Oh no, he's just a good
cop. So he writes down all the information and then yeah, writing it down, I don't have a problem with I do think it's interesting that there's a there's a there's a like directory of every single key in the city and where. Yeah, that's why I was waiting for a next plation. Well, okay, so okay, I live in the city. There's plenty of bus stops around. There ain't bus stops for fucking lockers unless you go to a greyhound station. I don't know what it's like in Chicago. It's a
little bigger city. But if it's like these keys were made for lockers, and these lockers are made by war sold to greyhounds, then you know how to then you go to the greyhound station or this particular kind you know, like it's a company thing. So it'd be pretty fucked if it was like a kryptonite bike lock and it's like, well it's full of bikes. He must be at like the bicycle Coalition, And he goes there and there's just like a bunch of fucking dudes with their fixies, you know, and it's
just like we all fucked now. But you know, like kind of makes sense, Like all right, it's it's not like I mean, sure, it's a little like far fetched, and they obviously got like their movie Charming or whatever, like, they got very much that it led to that. But that's not to say it's like absurd that this type of key would go to a locker, and this type of locker got sold to fucking Greyhound, and then therefore you'd go to a Greyhound station. Yeah, all right,
keep plugging those bottless it's making me like the movie Moar so At. We go to a diner near the bus station where Rosa meets with Elijah's lieutenant, who takes the key, goes and grabs the money. Then Rosa corners him in the bathroom, gets the info about where the drugs are, and then shoots him with the sleeve gun because, like Aaron said, he wants everything. He wants to take the drugs and keep them money and everything. It's
not very Marxist of him. But then again, well that's what Elijah said earlier. He's the only fucking Marxist here. But then again he's he's not Russian, he's uh, Georgian, Georgia. True. Also true, he doesn't believe in the party. Oh yeah, he's from that state anyway. My my only note, what you we already talked about was one hundred dollars building, So go ahead, got it. Ros picks up the drugs just as Arnold and Belushi arrive at the bus station. Arnold finds Roasta first and
pulls a gun on him. Okay, so the when they show up to the bus station and Victor meets with that drug dude, it is sad how happy I got when I realized that that drug dealer, the one that's in the white suit, that Victor that he meets up with, he's actually from Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Oh he is. Yeah, like he's one of the bikers in the scene at the bar that says uh, I say, we stomp him and then we got to him, then we hang him, and then we kill him. I say, we let him go. Anyway,
this is the only other thing I've seen him. Yeah, So it's like he's good to see he's got some range beyond like biker gang gang. So there's Pee Wee lums in this movie. Oh yeah, yeah, that's true. Arnold goes and finds Roasta first and pulls a gun on him, but then Belushi shows up and tries to take him in instead, so Arnold turns his gun on Belushi like a fucking moron. Belushi tries to talk it
out until a civilian walks onto the platform. Belushi freaks out and Roast uses the confusion to take a shot at Arnold and make a run for it. I don't know why I started laughing when Bess move to the old lady start of cranking him. It seemed like the writers couldn't think of a reason for Victor to get away. We're just like, fuck, you just have an old lady walking out of the bus station, an old and he just walks out onto this completely otherwise deserted bus. Okay, so we have a Mexican
standoff. Everybody's familiar with that. Uh. There's also the Canadian standoff, which is when two people get to a four way stop and they keep waving each other on. You know, they're just trying to be That's a Canadian standoff. Maybe this is a like Soviet or Russian standoff where it's just like you have the guns pointed and he's like, no equal guns for everyone around, and he goes not fair if he has two guns exactly. So redistributing
the wealth, but by wealth I meant it also means redistributing debt. There you gotta go. So Arnold is looking around the bus depot when Rochta almost runs him over in a bus. Then Arnold was great when he like, for some reason he opens the opens the bus door and nails an. It was just made me laugh. You, I don't even know about it, but it was just like he just gets nailed by the open bus door.
Yeah, funny. So then Arnold hijack's another bus to give pursuit, with Belushi barely able to hop on in time, and they're just friends again. The Russians have a very destructive bus chase across the city until Rosta ends up
cornered in a train yard and turns around to face Arnold. They also, like, I finally started to appreciate the dialogue for this movie right around the scene where Belushi gets on the bus, when the Riders decided they need to explain Danko's bus driving skills by having Jim Belushi question him about it and Arnold telling him like the Army, I louned it in Kiev. Well, obviously the Army's stupid. It's like a vital part of basic training. What are
you dumb drive an American bus. It was just I don't know. It's like, why do you need to explain? I wouldn't have. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's where you lost me. He can drive a bus. Busses like semis where they're way different than regular crowds. I don't know, I feel like they're not. Yeah, semis are
well there. I haven't been in a semi in thirty years. But there's a lot more of because you're going up, up and down a lot of hills, there's a lot more of like like actually shifting, and then you have something called a jake break. Hey dad, if you're listening, thank you for teaching me this, like a jake break, which is like an
engine break as opposed to like brake pads on the wheels. You know, it's it's you're powering more that and buses tend to be more of just like automatic, so you're not going up, you're not going through the fucking grapevine or like up and down all this stuff, and have like super heavy cargo driving an RV right the bus basically, yeah, i'd say it be more to an RV. However, speaking of these buses. Uh, and you guys been talking about the writers, but they've been really genius with this.
So one bus is going to Montreal and and uh, that's when Victor is driving, and the other one is going to Saint Louis, which is what Arnold's driving. But if you think about it in baseball terms, like the Cardinals have been the most same loost. Cardinals have been the most successful National League team probably ever and at the time the Expos have been like the least successful ones, you know, and of course it got screwed in the strike
at ninety four. So if you're thinking about redistributing like the wealth of like titles and you know, all that stuff, like that's you have the juxtavit jus positions, thank you juckstap that word between those two National League Baseball teams, which of course is always funny in the city of the Cubs, who
up until that point still fucking suck. It took them another what twenty eight years to win a World Series, but like that, yeah, so very I don't know if it was the writers or the director, but like very kind of deep meta baseball capitalism, socialism commentary on their part with that and all right, I see I never think about it like that. Well, neither do I because I just made that up right now. So I don't
know why this isn't a math problem. If Arnold leaves the bus station headed for Montreal, Victor leaves the bus station head of Saint Louis at this time, at what point do they do they meet? When does Arnold get to shoot the other guy? First of all, you got those backwards? How latest Jim work? Arnold was going to Saint Louis. But I think they're in opposite direction. I don't know, Chicago, if you're going to Montreal, do you got to go south? Yep? Yeah, but no you
have the lake, go through the lake. Yeah, it's also summer, because it's very human, as it's been talk about, So it's not like the lake has been frozen over. I think they would be going the same direction. Wow, it's the hell of a math problem. That's like geometry too. Anyway, let's see. So then Arnold and Rosta play Chicken, with the game only ending because Belushi forces Arnold to turn at the last second. Arnold's bus flips, but Rochta drives in front of a train and gets
his bus smashed, Belushi and Arnold get out of the bus. Belushi just gives up at this point and lets Arnold face Rosta alone. Rochta stumbles out of his bus, and despite having blooded his eyes and likely multiple concussions, he shoots the train conductor dead center, and then thirty seconds later, when Arnold walks up, he misses his shots wildly and Arnold blows him away no problem, in what is probably one of the least satisfying final showdowns ever.
Multiple shots that I really like. I almost wish they had just shown the wrestling of the snow scene again. Yep. Just I mean at least at that you heard some of the Arnold Alzi no and they have, like me most ridiculous like punch sounds like you know, punchdounds and like almost just like but this one was like it's like a fucking steam engine every time they punched
each other. But it makes me, like Eraser a little bit less because it's like, really, Arnold's gonna the bad guy is gonna die, right, you know, you're gonna be foiled by being hit by a train again. Really it's kind of derivative, but it's just me, that's true. That's why he had to add that he caught a training thing. I should have said it the first. Let me say anything. Okay, so I've been I have been thinking this whole time of like that line and what he
should have said here. But uh, speaking of the Soviet stuff, like he should have said, at least the trains run on time, because you know, for those no no, no, that's like, uh it old kind of sentire. It was it Stalin. It's a fascist. Well I know, but it was no specifically for Muslin, it was Stalin. God damn it. That would have worked out a lot better. But yeah, same idea, This is why that trains or something you can still work in
it. And there he's got a tweaky a little bit. Anyway, all right now we cut to the airport where Belushi gets conned out of his watch and a show of friendship, and then we get a jarring cut to Arnold back in Russia as the credits roll, and that's the end of the movie. I did find it. I did find it. Really. It was really touching how they close out the movie with the message, like that message
of unity. When Arnold basically tells Belushi that when he arrived in the US, he didn't know what to expect, but that during his visit he's seen a lot of changing and there might have been two guys that wanted to kill each other. But that's better than twenty million, which was a pretty powerful message for me, because I think what he was trying to say is that if could change, and Belusha could change, everybody can change. Okay, I don't get in all right, I don't get it either. No,
that's that's that's I'm just doing. That's just at the end of Rocky fove Oh. I mean, everybody wants to credit Rocky four with ending, you know, Soviet Union in the Cold War, but nobody talks about this movie, you know. Yeah, just I should have just played the clip. Apparently that wouldn't have worked either. I've never seen Rocky four. What that's the best one? Yeah, that's what I've heard. That is that is? Which ones? Have you seen? Rocky And wait, Rocky Balboa that's
a good that's good too. Three and four are probably the best four. I'd say four to three. I've also seen Rocky five. That's the worst one. Yep, yes, rock I haven't seen any of the Creeds, so I can't speak about that. I can't speak about the Creeds. But the original Rocky is like if if you can shut off your brain to what Rocky became and just watch that as a movie like made the first seventies.
Yeah, like that's a really fucking good movie. And then of course it gets more and more kind of outlandish and ridiculous, and then Rocky four is like the fucking prime peak of just exactly what that is, you know, like the perfectness, and then Rocky five it's like, uh, Tommy the machine Gun and all that other it's still it's still okay, like it's it's it's okay. It's just like when you come up like Rocky four is like
the peak rockiness and then you go down to Tommy Gun. But man, that Rocky four, you gotta watch three and then watch four because three helps like soften out Apollo Creed's character, and then four. Yeah, I mean it's the same thing that kind of happened to Rambo, Like Rambo I never
watched First Blood is is is like serious commentary on the Vietnam War. And then yeah, like I don't even think he kills anybody in that, and then it just like of course they made tied with Okay, so we got fast and furious and then Fast and Furious two, which is I'm sorry, too fast, too furious, which it should have been the faster and the furious, sir. But then then they fucked up and went uh fast and furious three Tokyo drift, which should have just been uh three fast, three
furious. I don't know, I know the fastest with the three as the e okay furious. So second of that is Rocky First Blood, I'm sorry, not Rocky Rambo First Blood part two. Why is in the Second Blood? I don't know. That's fun It's right fucking there, filmmakers. Uh but yeah that film serious goes from like and Diehard does the same thing. Well get into that in a minute, but uh, it goes from like a guy being like disillusion to the Vietnam War and like not killing anybody and
just trying to like escape. Okay, it was a Brian Cox striker. I believe that is who's after him, you know, it's it's whatever, Yeah, Brian Bano. I don't know they're all same, but but yeah, and then like smash cut to like Rambow four where he's just like people. He's in the jungle with like a mini gun, just mowing down that people. Like that was the one where he with Julie Benn's right, where he's in Cambodia or whatever. No, I don't know, I haven't seen
it in forever, but it's important. I don't know that. No one's good. Like it's violent as hell, but he's like like they're trying to like appeal to him because they're like, we're trying to go in there to you know, missionaries, missionary. Yeah, we're trying to save the world. He's like, fuck the world. I'm like, yeah, the world. You guys, Like, man, this guy gets it Lydia, listen
to him. You guys are gonna get what you deserve. I don't know, Like I'm on the wrong side of that, yeah, but it like it completely like flips his character and the same thing with Diehard, Like the original Diehard, he's just one cop in a impossible situation, like he doesn't have shoes and everything, and then come like live for your day Hard, He's like jumping out a helicopters, like hanging down and like doing fucking flips, and it becomes like a superhero. I don't know the first one for
that lost their way. Yeah. Anyways, Uh yeah, so I guess we got names and yeah that's the end of the movie. Uh. Now we're gonna move on to uh what I'm sure is to be a rip roaring segment name it. Now, we're going to do something extremely fun. We're going to play a wonderful game called who is My Daddy? And what does she do? Yes? Yes, okay. So, as many know, with a lot of these older movies, there's not a lot of people who
work on the movie. Like if you compare the credit time from like a movie like this to even some like your random Marvel movie or really any movie with CGI, it's like fifty times longer. So for this one, I sorry, real quick. Do they name every single obviously, I'm assuming this is probably a stupid qu is a stupid question? They name every single animated that works on it. It's not just like the animation team from No.
It seems like they name like every animation Okay, I just kidding, Like, well, like a lot of times it'll be like like the animation team Joe Blows Animation, and then it'll be like a list of fucking CEO like Joe Blow, you know, and like all that other shit like fucking three hundred dudes or whatever our chicks. I don't know three hundred people. I'm sorry saying I can't work. I am anyways, uh so, I only
saying is they shouldn't. So only I have two names. One a gangster was played by Peter Kiss, which is just like, uh, you know, Peter is a term for penis and kisses kiss. Yeah, you think of Peter, Chris. But it always amazes me when you pull that shit out of your ass, like, oh, like truly amazing what your mind could do when looking for alternate ways to just say penis. Oh yeah, literally every name Richard pain Man of Richard rich Rick, like all of those,
I have to stop and be like like Dick Stevens. I mean it sounds funny, but I don't really put it in there. And if you're a longtime listener and you listen like the first episodes, like I went through some weird names and like Jason Johnson, I don't know, it just sounds like a cool name, or like Steve Bartowski, he sounds like a cop. Actually, I think Steve Barkowski was a quarterback for the Falcons and seventies. Anyways, So the other other one have the person who played Yvonne Danko
was somebody named Arnold Schwartz the Nigger. That's a very weird, like dude, Like, good luck to that, dude. Yeah, if you're if you're getting into like movies and you have like your sad card, why not, like you know, you gotta you gotta change, like American people aren't gonna accept that. You gotta anglicize it. Yeah, you go, you
need to, you need to make it not so long exactly. Sa Beth Green is like his last name isn't Green, Alison bree Breeze her middle name, Like like why not go with like Arnold Strong or something you know, or just like Arnold Olympia or something not Arnold Schwartz and Nagger, I don't know, something like that. Like dude just actually his weird body, Like yeah, he's just he's not gonna gonna make Oh I'm sorry I didn't scroll down far enough. There is actually one more name, so you have and
follow me on this. We have Thor and Loki and their last name is Odin Son because they are the son of Odin. Therefore ven thor Son would therefore be this son of thor So we have a literal god who was in this movie, Sven Thorson, or at least the son of a god. I'm not sure. Oh god. Yeah, it's like a Hercules situation, like speaking of that Hercules in New York. It's start Arnold strong look, Arnold Trump strong man boom. But I I guess like uh sphn Thorson is
so, I see no flaw in that logic. Story checks out. Damn, that guy's going places. Yeah, I can see that guy doing more stuff than this Arnold brown Schwager or whatever you call him, Schnitzelwitzer, uh farts and partser farts. I'm sure to think of what he says, what he keeps calling himself in in Last Action Hero Brown Schwager I think is one of them. Quick said, note do you guys remember well I don't even remember that, but it was an ad campaign in the eighties with thews like
fan it means something in true man. But everybody thought they were a clipper and they had the bumper stickers. They're like far from pukin. I have like a guy like drunk. That's all. Nope, I mean like meme comedy back in the day, Like you know, it took a little while spread you had Calvin pissing on like a Ford logo. But if you had a Ford, you had Calvin pi piss on a Chevy logo. Was it? I think it was the Simpsons boice was it where he's like a,
yeah, do you have a decal of Calvin pissing on hobbs? I think that was the Simpsons. I'm pretty sure that was Mo asking for anyway, I might move on to the kill count. Sure, oh yeah, have you ever killed anyone? Yeah? But they were all bad. I have it right here, So uh, I'm gonna guess first eight eight sounds good. You want to go next, Joe, or do you want me to go? Yeah, I'll go next. I am going to go with thirty seven. That is too many. I'm gonna go with fourteen. I feel
like it's it's like surprisingly low. I feel like it is. This page is loading slowly, rold Okay, there we go the final tally seventeen. Fuck seventeen. I love this website. It breaks down. Yeah, I try to count it. I'm always too low and off, so I didn't try to count it this time, and I went high and I'm way off.
I even shoots Yuri Moscow Chase. There's four prison escape, there's one prison escap Oh yeah, there's one hospital, there's two motel, there's five morgue one oh ginaer Shan they killed someone at the in the bathroom, and then the final fight. Yeah, okay, seventeen. Yeah, all right, nice, that's all. Chris, Yeah, we got cha, Chibiaania. Sorry, I rush. She's a little rusting kind if I can change and you can change, Okay, then moving on there. What do you
guys got for your favorite lines? Because I know what mine is. It's it's easy for me. It's I did not want to touch his ass. Yeah that's all. That's such a great out of context Arnold Lens. Yeah. Yeah, that's the kind of thing you put on a soundboard. Yeah. So I only have two and one of the one of them was that one. The other one was like I think I mentioned earlier, where Blue she's like, are you shooting me? And Arnold it's like, I am
not shooting on you? But I just thought of one more and it's along the same lines of Arnold not understanding English but not understanding like the context of it, I guess or something. But he was talking to Genie Gershan and he's like, uh, he's like, you are a stupid say that. And I didn't really wind it to make sure, like did he just say you are stupid or you are a stupid? But he definitely says you are a stupid. So mine would have to be Arnold's partner. Handcuffs wuld be
a good idea. I mean, he's not wrong, he's just like it's seriously like a video game line where like, you know, you're you're kind of in the tutorial, you still have the game. You're like, I have a gun, I have like a taser. And then he says like, you like handcuffs. You've been standing there too long in the game. Is trying to give you a clip. And then and the villains like you're gonnaarrest me or what? Yes, He's like, yeah, that's actually the
line of the villain would say, Hankcuss would be a good idea. You're like, oh, right, handcuffs, press l one to clip handcuffs, yeahhh okay. And then before we get to the irons pumped, how about we get arresses too, wells and play a little total recall. What do you want, mister quay the same as you to remember. Open your mind, Open your mind. All it is is seven random trivia questions from the movie We just watched in the first one to get three correct wins seven,
five five random. Sorry, all it is is five. All it is five random trivia questions from the movie We just watched, and the first one to get three correct wins two correct, three correct, three correct wins. Okay, anyway, rules Chris starts reading the question whoever knows the answer buzzes and using your name as a buzzer. Keep in mind, blah blah blah. Anyway, you're ready, Yeah, okay, I'm ready. All right. Question number one, what is the name of Arnold's dead Russian partner?
Aaron? Aaron, Vladimir? No guessing Russian names now, Joe, Joe. Then it's not a Russian? Now, uh? What is that? That's like Icelandic from some sort Like what did you say, Aaron? You said it? I know, I said it, liked three minutes ago. I said his partner? Yeah, like partner, I said, was his partner? No? No, no, you said his name a minute ago. That's why I was afraid to ask this question. Handcuffs Victor h Ury. Oh no, I don't ever written down anywhere. You absolutely said his
name. I did hear earlier because I love the game Command and Conquered Too, Red Alert Your's Revenge. Amazing game. I thought I was. I was just saying I had a year innate. But all right, yeah, all right. Question number two, what is Arnold posing as in the bath house at the beginning of the movie Joe Stell steel worker? Oh? Can you get any closer than that? Air? Ohait naked new No? All right, no, he's right, he's right, But like they say, foundry worker in the movie. Yeah, no, okay, all right,
that's Joe. Okay, all right. Question number three, what is the room number that just three? Nope? Aaron, Oh that is want to hear the question? Question ahead? What is the room number that Roasta gives to the clean heads to trick them? Wait? I don't know, I don't know, Joe, God damn it. I mean, can I guess again? Yeah? Three? H two? Yes, that's correct. I
probably should just went one down or one yes, whatever. Anyway. Number Question number four, I guess what political crime did Abdul Elijah commit to end up in prison. Aaron, wait, he just robbed a bank, he said, yep, that's correct. Okay, it was a joke, okay, because he said he was a political criminal. And the Arnold's like, what what was your political crime? Because I robbed a bank? Yeah? Question number five, according to Belushi's character, what are the four major food
jokes? Joe? Coffee, donuts, hamburger, and fries. That is correct, Coffee, French fries. He does say French fries, you know, half a point, but that still gives me enough. Yep, he's still beating you. All right, that's it? What you got another one? Or I mean, I have another one in but we didn't need it. How did the Russian nurse kill the other Russian? Joe? Wait, Joe uh injected an air bubble into their vein? Yep, yep, correct.
Joe gets extra got distracted because I was thinking about that Russian nurse. I was like, but I was like, oh my god, oh man, it's a guy. And then I was like, oh if I ca now, okay, when the big man was killed, you must have wounded it. It's blood, wasn't the leaves? If you please we can kill it all right, and let's get to the irons pumped. So we're gonna
put this movie on a scale of one to five irons pumped. Please remember that this is a scale just for Arnold movies, because for over scale, for all movies, they would all be fives because they have Arnold in them, even sabotage. So, Chris, what say you? This movie is in particular like this movie? It is definitely the kind of movie that you
expect Arnold to be in. Yes, but the action is not very good and he doesn't get any good lines or like, I don't know, So like I'm gonna give this movie a two point zero because again, this is the kind of movie that he would normally go in. But I do feel like his charisma and artleness is like actively being hindered here because they told him to play it super straight, and so it just doesn't line up with all the other like eighties action movies that he was doing. So yeah, two,
you basically said everything I wanted to say. This is like prime Arnold, as in, this is when Arnold was in his prime, not this movie. So yeah, I mean, he's in his prime, but they're not using him maybe that that there'd be some levity with James Belushi, but it really wasn't because he's not that funny. Yes, they could have. They could have done like if they wanted Arnold to just be stoic, you
know, it could have been. It's hard to compare any movie against Orminator two in Arnold ways, but like they could have, you know, did a little bit more of that, like more like the Fish out of Water or whatever. That said. Overall, it's not like a bad movie. I probably won't watch it again. I'm like at a hotel and there's like eight channels and it's on the other that are like, uh, I don't can't think of either that or like Jurassic Park three. Then I'm fucking I'm
watching this ship again. I can tell you that much rather watch Jurassic Park three. Well yeah, that's why no one likes you. Trust just kidding. I like you. So all that said, I'm gonna give it a two, all right, uh see, I I I agree with Chris or I don't know Saturday. I was trying to figure stuff out here. We
both said the same thing. Okay, they strip him of everything that makes him charismatic, which again like we said during the production episode, and we said during the summary he should have liked the director, And well, I guess the director is a writer. He should have fucking known better, like unless, like we said, he's never seen any of Ourlands movies. That's why people like him. But you took everything out of it. And if you're gonna do that, you need to bring someone in like Eddie Murphy to
even it out. Yeah, someone charismatic as hell, and Jim Belushi, isn't it at all? Like he, I don't know, they this isn't This isn't Jim Carrey and Eternal Sunshine or even like Truman Show, you know, or you could just not make it a comedy at all, but then your action and your plot has to be so much better than what you gave
us. But he they it the movie got and I guess screwed by the fact that it was like pushed as a comedy, which again, like I get because that's how they pushed a lot the forty eight hours and it worked, but it did not work for this one. And yeah, it's it's fine as an actually it's not even fine as an action. It's just kind
of boring. Yeah, it's exactly. It's I don't know. I really wanted to like this movie going into the cast, which is it feels like a waste because the cast is like, they've got some awesome people in the cast. You've got funny people too, like Laurence Fishman definitely knows how to do comedy because he's like in Blackish, he's fucking great and if you get like write him correctly. Uh, and you know Peeb's playoffs, he knows
how comedy Pere Boile does. It's just anyway, I looking at my scores, I was like, I'll give it a two, but I'm like, there's no way I'm gonna rate it above which one was it? It was, uh Hercules and it's it's probably around the Hercules in New York, Maggie. It's around that. I'd say, like, I can't rated above a row deal because at least Rod Dea was. I mean, I wasn't a big fan of that either, but it was more enjoyable than this, I guess definitely. I don't know, but yes, I'm gonna go one point
five with this. So that is gonna leave Red Heat with a rating of one point eight three three three three three well, you get the idea, Oh God, someone smack him on the head. He's stuck him glitching. So with the rating of one point eight three of three, that is going to put it right below Hercules in New York, which is at a solah two, and right above Batman and Robin, which is at one point six six. So it still makes it better than Maggie, Sabotage, the Villain
and Aftermath, but below Raw Deal, Collateral Damage Conan the Barbarian. However, the uh just quick reminder the top of the list, we still have Predator at it as a four point six, Running Man is a four point three to three, and Twins as a four point one two five. Also a reminder that it's more Arnoldy than those last five movies. It's not necessarily better than all of those other movies. Yes, I would probably rather watch like a Maggie. Yes, I I mean, I I think I might.
I think I prefer the Villain over that too. I might watch the Villain again before I watched Horse, That damn Horse. Oh yeah, I'd watch Batman and Robin before I watch Redheat again. Oh, absolutely, I mean to be fair, Batman and Robin is more arnoldy than see. That's why I'm like, we need to update this list again. But that's just me messing with it. Maybe we'll do it again at the very we could do that at different Yeah, at the very very very end before we do
the last movie. Yeah, but we have to. I want to watch the movies again, like Coletal Damage. I want, I really want to watch again. And just just for our listeners, our last movie will be just as you expected, Killing Gunther. Just be prepared for that one. That's gonna be like an eight parter page, all right, and that's gonna do it. For a coverage of Arnold's nineteen eighty eight action buddy cop comedy whatever Red Heat, please refresh your feed like eighty seven times a day.
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