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See What Happens

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See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting parenting methods, jokes, good food, philosophy, and then some. Be sure to tune in each week to see what happens!
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Episodes

Kidding On The Square

Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.

May 02, 202056 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Cliff & Tracy

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.

Apr 23, 202052 minSeason 1Ep. 38

COVID-19 Pounds Later

Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B.

Apr 11, 202057 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Five Minutes (Underwater)

Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.

Mar 27, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 36

I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything

Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.

Mar 20, 202051 minSeason 1Ep. 35

The Crown Virus

Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.

Mar 12, 202048 minSeason 1Ep. 34

I'd Rather Be

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.

Feb 21, 202059 minSeason 1Ep. 33

Rodney

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.

Feb 12, 202047 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II

Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.

Feb 05, 20201 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I

Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.

Jan 28, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 30

"Daddy, Can I Have My Probiotic?"

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.

Jan 15, 20201 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Holiday Fails

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.

Jan 10, 202058 minSeason 1Ep. 28

Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II

Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.

Dec 17, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 27

The Blamemeister

Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.

Dec 05, 201954 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ow-Chi

Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.

Nov 29, 20191 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Technologically Challenged

Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.

Nov 20, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Friends

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.

Nov 12, 20191 hr 33 minSeason 1Ep. 22

The Green Thief

The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.

Nov 08, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Binge Watch Date Night

Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.

Oct 23, 20191 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Should We Move?

Rob & Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.

Oct 16, 20191 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Veins In The Sky

Rob & Patricia break down subatomic particles, poisonous frogs, and whether or not they still believe in ghosts.

Oct 08, 20191 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Two Steps From Madness: Part II

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo returns for part II of her conversation with Rob and Patricia to talk andropause and threesomes, and to offer some tricks on how to become a better lover.

Oct 01, 20191 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Two Steps From Madness: Part I

Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".

Sep 24, 20191 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Green Horses

Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to tell some jokes and Jay Leno stories.

Sep 17, 201950 minSeason 1Ep. 15

"Robert, When Do You Turn Off?"

Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.

Sep 10, 20191 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Dining In Hamsterdam

Rob and Patricia relive their days of traveling the world in search of the perfect meal, recounting Rob's introduction to fernet, how to (or not to) eat percebes, and their philosophy on hunting.

Aug 27, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 12

What Do You Want, A Cookie?

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie touch on renting puppies, how school fights should be handled, and Rob's mother's unbelievable family history.

Aug 20, 20191 hr 5 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Big Brother

Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.

Aug 13, 20191 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 10
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