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Secret Mum Club with Sophiena

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Welcome to Secret Mum Club with Sophiena, the ultimate space for all mums to share their secrets. Whether it’s something silly or serious, this is your anonymous haven to get things off your chest. Because let’s face it, we’re all in this together. Join content creator Sophiena and her fabulous co-host Emma Jones, who keeps things lively and uncovers your stories and secrets. 


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Episodes

The X-Rated Gallery

The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again… and this week’s artwork is looking a little revealing. The ladies hear from a mum whose school run went completely off track, Emma’s still fighting the buggy battle with Steffan, and Soph's dreaming of golf buggy life in the US. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 03, 202513 minSeason 3Ep. 49

The Turd Toss

This week, Soph and Emma both come clean with their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo. Emma’s also been experimenting with a new menstrual product, and the results might surprise you. Plus, the pair read a heartfelt letter from a mum unsure how to handle her child’s tricky friendship situation at school. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 01, 202543 minSeason 3Ep. 48

The School Spy

Soph and Emma burp-battle their way through the listener mailbag this week. The ladies have a spy on the inside of the school walls... and let’s just say, they’re bringing all the staffroom goss straight to the Secret Mum Club! Plus, after a letter from listener Katie, Soph and Emma open up about their own experiences with postpartum mood swings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 202520 minSeason 3Ep. 47

The Great Escape

We’re back, boo! The ladies are reunited in the studio, and there’s plenty to catch up on. Soph’s on the mend and shares her run-in with a rogue poo, while Emma’s been tearing up the town on a hen do. Plus, the girls help a mum just starting their weaning journey, hear from a babysitter caught in a toddler escape plan, and share some controversial thoughts on the birth of Evie Pig. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 202552 minSeason 3Ep. 46

The Dad Day Diaries

It’s Father’s Day! And to celebrate, Emma is revisiting some of our favourite dad moments - from the unforgettable origin of the nickname Pizza Dick, to our very first ever dad in the club, plus a few heartwarming messages that have come through over the years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 202523 minSeason 3Ep. 45

A Little Message...

We're taking a short break, but don't worry we'll be back soon! Make sure you're following us on Instagram, we're @SecretMumPod, and keep those messages coming into hello@secretmumpod.com. See you soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 05, 202536 secSeason 3Ep. 44

The Do's & Don'ts

We’re mixing things up this week while we recover from the half-term chaos! This one’s all about you, as Soph and Emma dive into your questions - from the so-called do’s and don’ts of parenthood to a little peek behind the podcast curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 03, 202514 minSeason 3Ep. 43

The Snoring Starlet

We’ve got some gorgeous updates this week - from surprise pregnancy news to a listener who's just welcomed her little pumpkin into the world. Plus one mum shares a secret that deserves an Oscar, and we’re absolutely here for it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202515 minSeason 3Ep. 42

The Spiky Surprise

Things get prickly at the zoo as a mum has her lady parts loudly compared to a porcupine. Sophiena’s navigating Colby’s first sex ed class, Emma’s losing sleep (and her dinner routine), and there’s a genius calendar hack every mum needs to try. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 27, 202548 minSeason 3Ep. 41

The Forensic Collision Investigator

After Soph talked about her alternative careers, the ladies take a skills and career test - and the results are not what you’d expect! We hear some top tier nut allergy info and the ladies try to help one mum struggling with mum life! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 202525 minSeason 3Ep. 40

The Bum Balm

Emma’s watching TV (shock horror!), but only because the household’s been struck down with sickness, and a suspicious sausage might be to blame. Meanwhile, Soph’s dreaming up alternative careers and desperately needs a new pot of lip balm after Dottie gets her hands (and more) on it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 202546 minSeason 3Ep. 39

The Corn Confusion

The ladies are joined by Shane Cole and Joel Redhead to chat all about their recent Snowdon trek, and share a sneak peek at what’s coming next. Plus, there's some lovely messages including a word mix-up that has us all rethinking corn... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 202533 minSeason 3Ep. 38

The Bump Boundary

Colby is back from his school trip and Soph couldn’t be happier to have him home! Meanwhile, Emma’s been making magical memories on a family trip to Disneyland, where Joseff embraced his thrill-seeking side. Plus, a listener writes in after one too many unsolicited baby bump touches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 202543 minSeason 3Ep. 37

The Poo Ninja

Soph and Emma are in full admiration of one listener who shares a poo tip for anyone using public bogs. Meanwhile, this week’s secret really gets the ladies thinking about.. butt plugs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 08, 202520 minSeason 3Ep. 36

The Tooshie Toothbrush

Soph's house is full of tooth talk as Dottie hits her ‘gappy era’, but it’s a tiny toothbrush causing chaos at the school gates. One mum shares the trials of bathtime with a toddler, while another listener delivers a top-tier masterclass on how to truly nail a swear word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 06, 202553 minSeason 3Ep. 35

The Screwball Scramble

It’s a messy one this week as we hear from one unlucky listener who ends up with poo-ey fingers for a week for no reason. Plus, the ladies share some friendly advice to one mum who has quite the conundrum with her daughter’s school teacher. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 01, 202518 minSeason 3Ep. 34

The Egg Obsession

Soph and Emma are revealing all as they join Tom Price on My Mate Bought A Toaster! Tom dives into their Amazon shopping history, unearthing everything from Soph’s obsession with egg gadgets to Emma’s "shopping spree" that looks suspiciously like it’s all for Steffan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 202549 minSeason 3Ep. 33

The Movie Mix-up

The ladies take a trip down TV memory lane after one listener’s VHS disaster sparks a wave of nostalgia. A potty training trick dredges up a grim memory for Soph, and they offer some heartfelt advice to a listener battling with mum guilt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 202522 minSeason 3Ep. 32

The Big Summer Blowout

The Easter Holidays have been anything but relaxing for Soph and Emma. From a family scare to an unwelcome monthly visitor, things haven’t exactly gone to plan. Plus, one listener shares a very unfortunate public loo incident involving a toddler and a suppository! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 202552 minSeason 3Ep. 31

The Cruise Clog

Soph and Emma reminisce about childhood critter pets after a listener shares her pet snail story. One mum sends in a cruise ship toilet disaster, and the ladies wonder what life might’ve been like if they’d grown up in Australia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 17, 202522 minSeason 3Ep. 30

The Holiday Horrors

The ladies join Chelsea and James from the podcast, Passports Please! Soph shares the nerve-wracking moment she thought her Disneyland dream was over before it even began, while Emma recounts the chaos of arriving in the States with no luggage! Follow Passports Please in Instagram and TikTok, just search for @passportspleasepod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 202552 minSeason 3Ep. 29

The Secret Sword Club

A Vaseline-covered Minecraft sword sends Soph and Emma into full meltdown, plus there’s a cheeky phonetics fail that gets them giggling. And to top it all off, the ladies hear a heartfelt message for mums everywhere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202514 minSeason 3Ep. 28

The Sick Slide

It’s a messy one this week as the girls wade through potty training, dodgy haircuts, and a very unlucky slide. Emma’s in need of some stand-up wee advice, and Soph’s been caught off guard by Renley’s latest development - time to crack open the baby manual… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 08, 202547 minSeason 3Ep. 27

The Delayed Delivery

Turns out wild pets are more common than we thought! A listener shares their unexpected house pigeons, while Soph and Emma reminisce about their own run-ins with wildlife at home. Plus, we hear from one mum whose labour took an unexpected turn - thanks to a little divine intervention! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 03, 202516 minSeason 3Ep. 26

The Nappy Nibble

Soph and Emma have big family updates - Colby’s off on an exciting adventure, while Joseff’s graduating to a big bed. Plus, the ladies can’t help but giggle at a listener’s photo day fiasco, and one mum's nappy nightmare! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 01, 202552 minSeason 3Ep. 25

The Tampon Pom Poms

The ladies are celebrating Mother’s Day with some very special guests - their own mums and Roxanne! As they reminisce, a game of Two Truths and a Lie reveals some surprising childhood confessions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 202525 minSeason 3Ep. 24

The Big Unclogging

Soph shares all the details from Renley’s big birthday bash, while Emma has a major buggy update. Plus, the ladies hear about one mum's itchy legs delivery and tackle a workplace toilet disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 202549 minSeason 3Ep. 23

The Very Itchy Legs

Itchy legs reach a new level as one listener shares their ovulation journey, while the ladies hear about a bath-time incident that sounds all too familiar to Soph. Plus, there’s a heartfelt secret of the week from a mum battling feelings of guilt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 202519 minSeason 3Ep. 22

The Pigeon Pals

Both ladies are celebrating big wins this week as sausages have become a staple in Soph’s kitchen, and Sadie is smashing her health check questionnaire. Meanwhile, we hear from a mum who had an unexpected visitor in her house and another whose nighttime nappy nightmare became a reality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 202552 minSeason 3Ep. 21

The Special Sunday Lunch

The ladies are out for some tasty grub and a good natter at the home of the roast… Toby Carvery! From carving meat to building their perfect plates, they’re celebrating all the mums out there with a special Sunday feast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 202519 minSeason 3Ep. 20
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