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Hello, everybody, we were scrubbing.

In, Yes we are. Rebecca's enjoying a light breakfast over there.

Yeah, I've been, it's been. It's been a busy morning.

And then I get in and I've already been bullied by Easton.

Tanya.

I don't know if Mark said anything that feels half bullied. I got half bullied by Hannah, but everyone else full bullied.

Not first of all, not bully in the slightest bit. Yeah, bullied, not bullied, not bullied. This feels like a microaggression. As Easton said.

You don't know what that meant.

No, I still don't really know what it means, but it sounds about right. I feel like something's going on internally.

Where No, you know what it is is that I switched. I was flying in from San Francisco in my fight. I didn't know, like you know, if my flight was gonna be later or not, and Tanya wanted me to come in an hour earlier than was on the calendar. I said, you know what, for Tanya, I'm gonna try to do this. Everything worked out, everything aligned, I get here on time, I had to go home and get my car from the airport. And Tanya's like, I checked your location your home already.

I said, your home, question, your home.

My whole body tensed up. This might be the day I stopped sharing my location with Tanya.

No, no, you may have caught me on the wrong day.

So then I get a notification that I needed to post an a branded Instagram story by a certain time, and we're podcasting like a couple hours today, and so then Easton and Tanya start going, oh, this feels like something you got information on a long time ago, and.

I just got it.

I showed you the timestamp, so ye said, the timestamp text feels like a reminder, like, hey, you need to post this by twelve thirty today.

I just sent you approval in your email needs to go up by twelve thirty.

I'm just saying, as somebody who has done these in the past, have you die the timelines where they say with a lot of brands, I do, Yes, You're going to post this on Monday whatever, June twenty.

Sixth YEA, at this time, I usually have a.

Time window, right, So that's all pre approved and pre given to me.

Giving benefit of the doubt that I'm a professional.

No, are you joking.

Anyway, so jez to be honest.

When I checked your location, Marc goes, is she is backa in the sky, And I was like, oh, like, I actually never seen anybody like in flight on find my friends.

You usually just don't get anything. It doesn't show up.

So I was kind of excited to see because it was before ten thirty, and I was like, if for flight lands at ten thirty, there's no way she's probably still in the air. So I went to check it and I saw was shocked to see that you were home, and so I was like, you're home. I thought maybe you got an earlier flight or something like. I just did not know the fact that your flight landed at whatever time I take to you. Was like, that's so crazy that you're already home by then ten thirty eight.

We landed I guess early. Oh, I don't know. I didn't tracked my flight, you know.

I wasn't like, oh, am I right on the dot of the original landing time.

But I imagine that's probably what you do to make sure things are lined up.

Yeah, I believe in sharing locations with friends. I enjoy that. But I do see where Becca's coming.

It's feeling a little taken advantage of it. I feel like she's really taking advantage of the situation.

There is no first of all, and I was not even tense about it. I was shocked when you got here at the time that you did like I was pleasantly so I was not. I am this was not.

Because I'm a professional.

And I don't know if Y'll know this, but for weeks I have been on time professor.

This podcast confirm. So when each questioned my branding post, what Nadia A.

Kamoto, I believe you were late too.

I walked in before Nadia walked in, didn't I.

That's true, But that's not necessarily on time.

It was on time enough.

It appears that somebody's uh a little tense today. So I'm gonna tread lightly.

Over here, busy professional.

I'm gonna tread lightly over here with got micro aggressed. How was your weekend?

My weekend was great.

I went to the pool, I went to the beach, I went to San Francisco. I went to my first pride.

That was your first Pride.

Yeah, like my first Pride one. Well, we went to the Hailey performed the concert. But I got to see like.

The Walk the Preid actual like uh huh.

I got to see my first Pride parade and Haley Hailey headlined San Francisco Pride, so she did a full show. And it's freezing really so cold and gloomy. San Francisco is tough in that way. It's a beautiful city. Like right, I've never been me.

Neither, but the way I imagine it is like cloudy and cold.

Yeah, stepping up the microphone, No, I just I love to break in with a Mark Twain quote, but he always says the uh what.

The coldest winter I ever felt was a summer in San Francisco, something mister Twain used to say.

Yeah, wise man, it can get like down to like thirty five degrees in the summer. This was more like a sixty situation. But it was really fun and I'm very tired because it was just like get up by It felt very like, it felt very like something I would do in my youth, but as an elder, it felt like.

Exhaust Yeah, everything's exhausting. The other day I didn't even know what I was. I was day one of my period, and I can't remember what I was doing, but it was something totally normal, like I went upstairs to grab something and then I went to my car, like I ran like one errand and I got home and I was like, Oh, that was a lot.

That's how I feel every day of my life. Can't you imagine, Villain, how you felt that day? Every activity I do. I'm like, it's a lot.

It was a lot.

Yeah, I don't know if maybe I have something wrong with me for that to be the case. I read this quote the other day and it really inspired me because since we're talking about like life and being older, it said, I like today, No, I'm not scary, I'm good.

I can't read the quote.

It says, I like to pretend I already died and asked God to send me back to Earth so I can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping a thousand more times, and that I promised I would never forget the miracle of being here.

That's so lovely, that's so profound.

I don't quite get it. What so like you wish that you die, like.

You pretend like that you're living, like you made a promise with God that you would get to live this life and you would never take it for granted, like even the big things, the small things.

Okay, got it? The second time round?

Tough.

When you have a profound quote and share it, Yeah, that's the pose.

The profound professional in the room.

And is that me?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, profound and professional.

It's not quite hitting the amateur in the room. No, No, today feels like not the day to ask you for a favor. So I'm like, no, I would love to.

Do a favor. I already did a favor. I came in early for you. So what else can I do for you? What else can I help you? So?

I was packing yesterday for my trip and I found and I found this pink dress that's yours, but I wore it to something forever ago. Okay, I wanted to pack it for my trip.

What pink dress?

It's like long, it's like down to the floor. You wore to JoJo's rehearsal dinner.

Oh yeah, I'm yeah sure.

I mean you have my sweater dress that you never returned, and I don't even you don't even.

Four pieces of Becca's clothing that just like.

Them and post them and I'm like, and then like links them for people to shop with them.

Although I wish I could. I wish I could buy that sweater dress and every color.

I know it was. It was great.

I got to wear it one time before it was borrowed and never returned.

The way that it's like the most flattering sweat I don't like sweater dresses because I feel like they're very unflattering. This one, for some reason, is so freaking flattering.

Yeah.

If they had it in multiple colors, I would own it in multiple colors.

Well, I can't wait to see the vacation picks of you in the pink dress. I think it looks stunning. Yeah, it just felt very uh colorful. It was for Selena's thirtieth birthday party. Remember it was like a black tie.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

It didn't get worn there, so I did get I did wear it.

Oh oh yeah.

Yeah, she's having a revamp.

She's having I'm glad she's getting her Yeah, sure of course you can.

Is there anything else?

But last week you'd mentioned wanting to start a ward of the week.

So microaggression.

I'm scared.

I'm so scared over here.

Nice. We didn't establish a word of the week, so we would have to do that off air. Yeah, like the game is for them to guess.

What the world week.

Okay, okay, I wasn't quite understanding. Now I got it.

Yeah, so you we can revisit that at a later time, which we like to do on this podcast.

Yeah, so we'll do it next week.

One thing about us is we have great ideas. Yes, sometimes those ideas coming to fruition. That's the challenge.

Yes, yes, I'm never seen me like scared of me.

I'm so scared. I'm so scared right now. Okay, it's fine, daddy, No, not daddy. What do you do this weekend?

Uh?

If I'm being honest, I did a lot of nothing. I got my period and was so out of commission for two days. Like it was pretty bad. I was why, I don't know what. For some reason, I was so bloated, like I felt like you could take a needle and like put it in my stomach and it would just like pop. Like I felt so bloated. It was crazy, but so we went on a double date on Friday night with one of Robbie's cousins, and I felt so ugly,

There's a theory about this, or there's some science to it where I feel truly the grossest and ugliest when I'm on my period, like a in that area, and there's a theory that your partner finds you like the most beautiful or like I'll notice I get compliments when I'm like feeling that way more than I do.

And I'm like, this makes no sense. Yeah I'm disgusting.

Yeah I feel like a disgusting troll.

Yeah. So I don't know.

Yeah, something to that.

I thought, like the cycle sinking and like doing all the things of your like phases is supposed to make your like help the symptoms.

It's supposed to help the symptoms. I've never been a big bloater, so this one was like interesting to me because I've never been I get really bad cramps. That was my whole thing.

Is this your first period since you've like kind of been a little more relaxed on your diet.

Yes. Interesting, Yeah, I don't know, we'll see. But and then we put up We did the soundproofing in my studio at Robbie's house, and it was so funny because so we get these like they're like these square don't you call the foam squares or whatever, and have to

I do too. It's rare, but I do hate it.

Yeah, it's rare. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty common for me.

We were just having this conversation about like how when you're when you're lazy and you're trying to rush through something instead of just doing it the right way. Yeah, that's how you waste time more than you would have originally if you had just done it the right right.

Like Hayley was.

Folding these flags after the show and she had just like balled them up and put them in there, and then they didn't fit. So she was like, now I'm having to go back and like fold them. So that was a fresh conversation. But we had one of those moments where I always load our car up, like I'm just like, I'm like, I got the suit case I can lift to let me help you, and I'm like, don't injure yourself.

She's too prone to injury, so I just do it myself.

I give her uh huh.

Just strong, Yeah, just some might say just absolutely legend strong. So I always load the car up so I know how the suitcases will fit in both of our cars and like how they need to be arranged. So I go to put both of ours in there, and she's like, it's we're both like standing watching at the door closed, and we're both like, she goes, it's not gonna fit. It's not gonna fit. It's not gonna fit. It's not

I can't I can't see that. So yeah, that pretty much sums up my my weekend. I'm already packed. My bag is packed. I'm leaving in four days.

You're kidding, No, packed the entire bag aside. I'm assuming from like your toiletries.

Toiletries are packed except for like the the stuff I used day to day. I'm gonna put that in last minute and throw it in. But yeah, we're good. We gone a carry on, very a carry.

On, any carry on?

Yeah, modern woman?

Who I in a carry on?

Yeah?

How long are you gone?

H eight nine days?

Wow?

That is the most impressive thing.

I'm definitely like not going to be looking my cutest, you know, like I'm gonna have to repeat outfits and like whatever, but it's just gonna be hot. So I feel like I'm just wearing like cover ups and like like I just wore cover ups and dresses and then a couple like workout outfits and then one pair of heels.

Oh they're wearing a fishing vest. I've heard they can get a lot of stuff in the pocket.

No, but I will act to show you the picture. Do you remember there was like a gifting suite one year where they gave us these like giant canvas bags. And the canvas bag is like the size of like my dog's crake. It's gigantic. So that's gonna be my like personal item, and I'm gonna put up some shoes and like my tall trees and stuff in there, and then then like a carry on like my roller. I am so shocked shocked myself.

I took a full size bag for my twenty four hour trip to San Francisco.

You're joking, no, because here's what happened. Here's what happened.

I have been able to pack a carry on like typically for a weekend. I've gotten that down, but I was like trying to force all this stuff.

And I had a free bag.

And we flew an airline where you don't have to go like wait at baggage claimer, right.

And the thing is, like the problem is we're going we're flying to two different places, so like and we have like a connecting flight and so it just makes life easier if we don't have to like wait for our bags and blah blah blah. So we just said we decided we're going to carry on. Great, I'm not bringing any hair tools. I'm not gonna do my hair, and I'm bringing like mascara, not bringing in makeup.

Wow, I would.

Love to get to that point. It feels unattainable, but I would love to get there.

That's where I'm at right now. Baby, Throw one extra hair one hair tool in there, depending if we'll make.

Sure it's safety use in Europe.

Is that the whole thing?

Yeah?

Yeah, And you can very quickly ruin your uh your tools in an adapter.

Well you know, but.

Even when I don't even need it, even I don't need.

It, even with adapters, it can blow the can burn up in Australia.

Oh my god, their hair d.

Off like okay, yeah, my friends like burn their hair off because it got too hot and they didn't know.

Yeah, this just feels safer. If I don't have it, then I was.

Gonna say, really, embrace your natural.

Yeah, I'm gonna go Sanzi vibes.

Okay.

This brings me to another question. So you said it's gonna be hot and you have to repeat outfits.

Yeah, so if you.

Sweat in something, are you going to rewar it?

We'll probably be a bathing suit. Yeah.

Oh, so you're not gonna have to repeat clothes.

Oh, I see what you're saying. No, I have like enough like tops and tank tops and stuff. I think I'll be okay. But I'm also like, it's not a below me. I'm like a because I don't like to pack so much workout stuff. I don't want to pack workout stuff for every day if we're gonna go only a couple of times. So I wash my like, uh, like leggings, my unmentionables. I'll wash them in the sink and like just rewar those. That's right. I do my laundry on vacation.

Yeah, that's where I struggle because I can't if something's been worn or I've been outside in it.

Yeah's touched the outside.

I've been touched the outside air dirdy, Yeah, daddy go.

Yeah, I'm gonna repeat some things.

Actually this brings me to another conversation, because I what.

The reason I do hand signals is so I don't have to stop the whole conversation. We should take a break.

Oh fine, we'll be right back.

I'm scared.

All right, we're back, as I was rudely interrupted with hand signals.

Actually, this is on the rundown and we This would have been great for the previous conversation, but what a eat one to come back with. Apparently you're supposed to be switching out your underwear like after a year or something.

Yeah, let me tell you, I've had some bras since I was like puberty. Yeah, I honestly think I've had some for a decade or two.

But like brawls, I don't feel bras to me.

No, I think it's the same thing. And I've definitely had some underwear for like a.

Decade, the same underwor for decades.

Oh my gosh, yes, especially the ones I love, like my like what are they? The seamless granny panties. You can't find those there everywhere.

Sure, they're just in specialty stores exactly.

They're not. It's not just like a hanky panky song that you can just buy online. You know, like, I'm not just like special I'm not wearing g strings up in here. Yeah, I need my seamless granny panties or to buy them originally Victoria's secret.

They don't. They don't offer those anymore.

No, they like go and they like now they have seams and they're all like not cotton. I'm just it's like not the vibe.

Okay, So you've had your grannies for.

Yeah, well they're like sexy grannies.

They're like something's something telling me that sexy part was added.

Generously.

They're not like granny panties. But they're not like boy shorts. They're like they're like cheeky's, Like cheeky's you know what I'm talking about, Like cheek's. Yeah, they have those anywhere, not seamless ones.

Yeah.

The seamless is basically the only Oh really, I don't know about that.

I think we could do a quick search and find you a new pair.

Anyways, I think it's time to try yours out. I would say, like I order a new like round probably every year and a half.

I would say that's commendable.

Thank you.

But like sometimes you know when you all of a sudden, one pair just feels like uncomfortable. Yeah, it just doesn't sit well, and you're just like this, ain't it trash? Yeah?

I don't really get that because mine are like, well, when.

You got the three thousands, your mom just like everything just right.

They're just so good. It's just like, my god.

How long ago I have to stare at these same underwear.

It was his idea to keep them no, do not read, because remember I was getting all these crazy UTIs and da da da, and so I was like, f the thongs, Hello, granny panties.

You never wear a thong.

I wouldn't say never, like never say never, but like ninety percent of the time now.

So you wear the grannies with every jeans. Oh yeah, and you haven't switched them out in a decade, that's right, Okay, I'll be thinking about that.

Well, now that I think about it's probably not a decade because this was since I've known Robbie. So maybe three years.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good seven years, like a decade. Oh, okay, the truth comes out.

Also, something that was brought to my attention was that you know how you showed us how you sat on the toilet. Yeah, and you got a lot of people saying it changed our life and in super Validah.

Yeah, thank you. Actually, thank you so much for everybody reaching out, because you made me feel less alone. I felt very validated that a lot of you poop the same way that I do.

And I'm very happy for all of you who are able to find success in your bowel movements. But the thing that I need to talk about is the fact that you put your feet up on the toilet seat, and you also have.

Publicly stated you don't wash your feet.

It's my own toilet.

There's other bums on that toilet, Robbie's the children, not in our toilet.

There's just a lot going on around that toilet seat that I feel like your feet should definitely get up.

I watched now, Thank you very much thanks to this podcast. I now washed my feet every single time I get your shower. Yes I do. I told you, did I not tell you that? Robbie like so sad Actually I was in the bathroom when he was like legging in the bed and he was like babe, and I was like, yeah, what's going on? He goes, can you start washing your Yeah?

Because Tete comes over every night.

I was like, this is why I tell you not to listen to the podcast. Just because he heard that or was there I saw the clip. He said, like Crystal posed it so he watched.

Not because he's caught an odor from your feet, No, no.

No fungus. My feet are pristine, gotcha. It was because he saw the clip on scrubbing in. I was out in my.

Sisters, Well we I think I I have to shower or take a bath before I get on an airplane. And you know, like every night before I get into my bed, I shower, Like there's no in between time, right, and so.

Haley, today I get up. We showered right.

Before we got into bed last night at the hotel, and then this morning I was like, I have to get up and chower. She's like, you just showered last night and I was like, well, but I'm getting on an airplane. She's like that makes no sense. And I was like, I don't like when I can smell like people just.

Rolled out of bed. Oh I know, I know, So I don't ever want to be that person.

Me neither.

On this one. Airplanes are disgusting, so just go on disgusting.

Yeah, but what if everyone was clean?

They're not. And then when you get off, that's when you shower, because you want to shower the airplane off of you, that's for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great obviously, right.

You shower it all before you get so.

Many hours a day. I feel like it's not great to shower constantly. I feel tend to shower constantly, but.

I also shower.

I'm in and out like I'm made it out quicker than that new Barbie Girls song.

Then you're not watching Freed properly, not.

Every single time. Like my morning shower is like my quickest one because I just like, again, I don't want to smell like bed, so I just like get in there and I'm out.

Not many people know the smell of bed.

It's a it's distinct.

It's distinct.

Yeah, it's very and like you know, that's what it is. It's like beds.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, you might be clean enough, but you smell like sleep.

Yeah, And I just don't personally like that.

Tell us what else you don't like?

Well, I was gonna ask.

I wanted to bring up the thing about this.

This, oh the Discover page. Did you look at Discover page?

Yeah, it's actually so funny because it was just like this.

I think I'm going to post a real event, but it was so funny because it was like this guy with like abs and he was naked, but he had like an avocado emoji over his weiens.

So it was like, I was like, what what are you looking at?

What is she looking at?

She has a random She'll be like, I'll look over and she's watching reels of these different countries, these people eating fruit, like their local fruit, and they'll be like them like cutting the fruit and like slicing it and then eating it. Okay, she loves that. So that's a lot of it. But yeah, it was. It was a random assortment, nothing suspicious.

So, oh that's good. Just the man with the avocado.

Yeah, no, I know. I So I saw the trend. I'm up on all the trends on the you know, and it was it on TikToker Instagram.

I saw shere up on it.

I saw I saw it on somebody's Instagram and I sent it to my friend and she was like, oh yeah, that's that's very like trendy right now, trending right now. I guess discover pages instagrams has to me it's an Instagram, right Yeah. So I said to Robbie and I said, Heyle, you send me a picture of your discover page. And he sends it to me and it's like the most green flaggy thing that I've ever seen in my life. It is all cars and dogs, all cars and dogs. I was like, wow, yeah, that's my guy.

Definite green flag, definite green flag across the board.

Find you a guy with that discover page right there?

Yeah?

Hogs and what's another word for.

Dogs and dogs? Dogs?

Hogs and dogs. I was trying to I was out clevering my cleverness.

Sometimes you just don't have to sometimes you're so clever. Yeah, it just comes to me cleverness. Yeah, you're like the intellectual. What did you say, You were a profound professional, profound professional, And I'm just like clever, Susan.

I was gonna, yeah, okay, this story. Was this something someone that came up to you?

Oh yeah, well okay, so this friend of mine.

Oh okay.

Uh, she was telling me this story about this guy that she was dating. So they've gone out like a handful of times, not a first date, but they're not like exclusive or by any means. And she told him that she didn't want to have sex until she was in a committed relationship. She very much like a Tanya. And they were making out one night and the end he came just in his pants. Can I say that the podcast.

Too late?

Now? That just.

There are they doing something?

Making out? Making out?

Was she manipulating him in some way?

No, she's not. She's a nice girl.

It was just was known as the dry situation.

Yes, oh wait, you mean like with her hands.

So she wasn't manipulating him. They were just kind of in the position and you.

Know when you're like making out with clear clothes on.

And then in the act of that, he finished, oh.

That's a better way of saying it.

Thank you more PG scrubbing, and I can redo it? Should I redo it?

No?

I think I think it's good.

Okay. Well, and then he finished okay, And so now things have been kind of like weird between them, and I'm like, well, yeah, you might just be embarrassed.

Oh, he's been weird.

Yeah, that's what I think too.

But that's like a huge compliment to her, right.

That's what I'm like, I'd be stoked, just like.

Make a guys that when they do get to that point, it's going to be unsatisfying in the sense that it's going to be over much sooner than she would like it to be over.

But maybe just the first time, maybe and then they'll love yeah, or maybe that's.

Something that he deals with all the time.

Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of these commercials. I don't know why this one keeps talking. It's like his commercials. Have you seen these? Yeah, like a pill for him, but I don't really know what it does. But maybe that could help.

Him and her next sponsor on the podcast dot com or.

Whatever it is. But it was it a deal breaker for her?

Like?

Is that a deal breaker?

She was just saying that, like he's been weird, Like he's just been kind of like aloof And I'm like, I think that's why.

Yeah, And so she should talk to him. Oh, I think she should. So did he say that's what happened or she could just tell him what happened?

No, she knew that's what happened.

She could tell yeah, and it's been awkward since.

Yeah.

I think she brings it up in a way of saying, like, look, that happened. I don't care. I think I'm flattered. That's right. I like, let's just put it behind us.

I don't I don't know if there needs to be a conversation.

The conversation makes me feel so cringey.

I think it's just go if she likes him, it's like, go out with him again.

I think it's a compliment.

I think they are, they have they do have plans to go out again.

How are you? How are you going to break him out of his weirdness? If you don't address right.

You just don't address it and you don't make it feel like it's a thing.

Isn't addressing it always a better idea than just this situation.

And it's early days, like it's just so odd for.

Dating, and then a committed a relationship and then it keeps happening and she's like, I'm not getting satisfied out of this.

Then it's a conversation.

But I don't know if she's not looking to have sex with him right now, they're not doing anything. Then I would be like, thank you so much for acknowledging my performance.

And yeah, admiring my.

Beauty, admiring my beauty.

And I think in his mind it's a big deal and it would help him if she told him it wasn't a big deal.

I think if she just goes on another date and doesn't even it's not even a thing, I think that's her letting him know it's not a big deal.

Okay, you need to follow up on I think they have.

You know, I need a Hanna take on this.

There's the chance that he that he's being weird about something else is not even related.

To that that she thinks she's like, I think he's dating other people.

Oh no, he might be the dry hump bandit. We don't know, dB, yeah, D.

I would not address it.

Yeah would that be a Would that be a deal breaker for you?

I'd just be a little creeped out, but not necessarily a deal breaker if I really like him. But I would try to do other things to make him feel like I'm still into him, rather than addressing it directly.

Yeah, that's that's pretty good advice. I'm giving you the male point of view. No, one seems to value it. But I think there is a male side to this thing. But I think that I think Hannah's probably right.

How old is this guy again? What's age?

I don't know specifically, but I think like late twenties.

I don't know.

I just I understand wanting to be upfront about it. But I also feel like if I was that age, I would not want I would not I would want to pretend that this never. I want to bury this as far deep into the earth as I could.

Yeah, Like, if that's encyclopedia, that's ze me.

Now as as a thirty five year old man of this product, like I would want to talk about with anyone who would listen, right right, But but me at twenty one, I'd be like, oh no, that didn't happen.

I actually I pissed my pants. That's why iated myself that.

Yeah kind of Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's a yeah.

I think I mean, of the two problems that he can have, one is finishing too soon and one is not even starting at all. I think this is the one to have. You had to pick one.

This is you know, we're not in a why do you have to be between those two.

You know, this is the main problem of a male in bed.

Male.

I'd rather have the functioning There is a lot.

Of functioning male genitalia in the seat, you know.

Move on.

Oh yeah, is that a deal breaker for you?

No?

Oh, I'm just saying if it like chronically is happening, maybe.

But it's only happened once. Yeah, correct, correct, I think we gotta we're gonna need an update.

Yeah, yeah, I'll check in. I know they hung out this weekend.

Yeah, I think my ego would I think I'd be like, please with myself.

I would too, like be walking around like topless head.

And I'd be walk here on my head in the air and Tanya at the time the same time, that's topless.

I could officially say that that has never happened to me in my life. Yeah, sadly, probably never will.

Yeah, dream big Tanya.

Yeah, that's right.

All right, I think we're gonna take a break. Oh should we talk about and just like that when we come back.

Okay, all right, we're back, and just like that, we're back, and just like that, we're back. I didn't watch it, I just saw clips of it, but I would love to hear y'alls run down because I ain't gonna watch it and.

We get into and just like that. I would like to just say that, you know, I have been inundated with some dms of Love Island UK fans. I would like to chat about it, so.

Well, watches it, doesn't she?

I do watch it, but I haven't gotten into this new season because I don't like the people opet very respectfully.

I say, Roddy has like a really big hot take on this season that they're all in it for the fame.

Totally, especially that Molly girl. Really she's a Molly May want to be.

Oh come, I know. I was like, wow, I don't feel that way with all of them.

I love that Hannah's scared of Tanya. Tanya scared of Becky. Hannah scared.

I'm sorry, don't piss off.

I apologize scared Becky.

Do you remember we did the Friends thing in New York. The woman that played she said, Becky Tilly in my head every time we do this show.

And I just couldn't corryt I just was like.

Oh my gosh, well that breaks my little heart. I'm so into this season. I can't get enough. Every day they dropped one episode. I'm like, oh, that's exhausting.

I don't that's it's Love Island every day.

An hour every day, every day till August.

I just feel bad that the people who work on that show, the editors and everything, because you know.

Right, like, seriously, I think a thirty minute episode. I'm like, Okay, maybe can sit down for thirty minutes every day and commit to this, but an hour is insane to me.

Like I cannot wait that we're going to go on vacation and be gone so that when I come home, I'm going to have ten new.

Episodes on vacation, like you're going closer to the homeland.

No, because I don't. I don't know, I'm not. I mean, honestly, maybe, but definitely not every day for the you know, I mean like not every day. Okay, good, So anyways, I'm really enjoying it. But I'll just I guess I'll say that's from Instagram feed.

That feels good. That feels like a connection with your personal followers.

Yeah, all right, I'll keep it there, Okay, And just like that, I only watched the first episode.

Did you watch the last season?

Yeah?

Oh you did?

Yeah?

Why do we ever? I don't remember you chiming in on the combos.

I don't know about time.

Yeah, so you chimed in, but there were several weeks behind.

Yeah, we did.

The first episode of the second season feel like the other episodes of the first season in the sense that you love to hate it.

Uh, I'm watching.

There are two episodes out as of this record, and I've seen them both and I will continue to watch. And I'm enjoying making fun of it more than the first season because the first season, I was there's a lot of real pain there, because I was very disappointed. This one, I'm kind of know what I'm anticipating. There was a moment in this the first two episodes where I felt emotionally touched, which wasn't didn't happen through the whole first season.

There's an opening scene of the first episode to me was like classic sex and the City.

There's a part at the end of the second episode that I think you're really going to love.

And so I really enjoyed it. I was like, Oh, it's like they're basically it's just all of them kind of like doing their walkouts and they're different, Like, you know, I'm gonna have sex outfits.

That's the scene I saw.

I loved it. No, I don't know.

I enjoyed that scene.

But they also included the new characters, which I've almost forgotten about.

The new characters I just really don't care for. Like I just want to see Charlotte, Miranda, and Carrie.

That's it. I kept going every time there would be a new one, I'm like, wait, who's that again?

Yeah, who's friend is she?

Yeah?

The first episode it's all about the met Gala, or as they call it, the met Ball, which I thought was very funny. And Seema is Carrie's realtor friend who is in the first season, and she is apparently a very big deal because everyone's like, oh my god, Sema, who are you taking to the met Ball? Seema's here. I'm like, is she like a famous person in New York?

I don't know.

I thought she was just a realtor.

Yeah.

The first episode made me really upset it was. I found it annoying.

I've also just seen so much of like Miranda naked a lot.

Of sugar, warning random wears a strap on.

It's like a full body attachment, Like there's like a full like goes over her shoulders yea thing which is fun. Chay is annoying as hell. I'm I'm sorry, Chay is so annoying. But in the second episode there's a moment of vulnerability with Chay that made me.

Tear up and I really appreciated. I thought it was a really sweet moment.

And the other thing is there's so much really ham handed exposition in the first episode. There's like a lot of people on the phonequin like, uh, Charlotte, did you get my flowers? Well, it's not every day you're selected to be the you know, like like just really, I'm like, oh my god. I feel like they read it over a weekend. It was able to watch.

I'm equal parts dreading and so excited to watch. I've never felt this type of conflict with the TV.

Was watching it because Robbie had plans and so that's like my show that I want to like. I don't think he's gonna want to watch it with me. I remember he came home and I was like, it was the scene where Brianna had the strap on on and he was.

Like, worry what.

I was like, carry on with myself.

This isn't much of it.

This is a spoiler if you haven't watched it, you don't want anything be spoiled, skip the next fifteen seconds. But there's a lot about Carrie's podcast and she gets a commercial for like a vaginal product, and she doesn't want to read the copy, which you know we've dealt with sometimes doing various podcasts here at I Hurt Radio. And it's funny because she refuses to read it, and then the entire podcast network closes down.

Wow, because she didn't want to read it.

Because she don't read one ad imagine.

Yeah.

I think a lot of the episode is her and the producer who she's sleeping with, sitting up in bed trying to rewrite copy for it. And there's a nice moment where she sits at her old desk and like opens up the laptop and it's like, I'm a writer, I'm gonna write this. Then she just can't come up with anything.

Wow, So she is going to be on a new path, I think.

So, Yeah, she's in her old apartment.

No, I meant like, not well with the podcast.

There's a line where she's because the podcast is called Sex and the City, and there's a line where she says, you know some names. It's better to not live in the past and just let sex and the city go. And I was like, that's good advice for me, who's dying for.

We're not ready to let it get it.

We're in a new universe. I'm here for the ride. I'll be watching it every.

Week theasally want to go back and watch the old ones.

They're good.

Yeah, there's they hold the time.

Yeah, yeah, they do stand the test of time.

I can't wait to watch. Wow, I'm so excited and like, can't wait to just be like so cringed. It's exciting.

I'm still rolling from Hanna's common about Molly.

Shoot, she's still thinking about it. Do we have time for an email?

Or we we do have time for an email?

Okay?

Anonymous so os, I think I'm in love with my client. I'm a physical therapist in my late twenties and I just got out of a four year relationship. He cheated on me, But that's another story. Me and one of my clients who I've known and been treating for two years, have been going through breakups at the same time. And now I see him in a new light. As John Mayer would say, at this point, he's become a really

Or like going to a concerts day? Very daty?

Now it seems very dat to me.

But it was a date when't I mean, two months is a long time away. I feel like if it was a date, I the only hesitation I have is that why isn't he asking like, Hey, could we get drinks sometimes?

Or can we go to dinner?

Like a concert in two months feels very much like a friend, like, hey, you enjoy the same music I enjoy. Like they're coming to the city in two months.

It's still a date, isn't it. Hey, who are you going to the concert with? Oh? You know my physical therapist. That's not a normal thing.

Yeah, I would not go to a concert with my physical therapist. I don't have one, but I'm imagining what that would be like.

But if you were both single and you had a connection with someone that you were just interacting with, like weekly or something, and y'all had a connection, you don't think.

I feel like you would. Yeah it was a man if you were single.

Yeah, I've hit on plenty, Like I had a knee doctor that I tried to hit on. Yeah, yeah you try, I did try. Yeah, yeah, you had a patients. You can't do it the other way around. If it's her, she's the she's the she's the physical therapist. Different, I think, well.

Then shouldn't she if it's already weird, whether their friends are dating or whatever for her to go to the concert, shouldn't she fire him now.

And just say, hey, I I like hanging out with you outside of these sessions, but I can't do it like ethically, I have to choose one or the other. Yeah, so I'm going to set you up with another.

Pet and I'll take the.

Bet.

What's the vagina?

Nice?

I think she should fire him because if you have these feelings, I think you already are in an ethical quandary. Yeah, I think you're already have a quandary.

What's ever with everybody in the words today?

So I think I think would be a cool move. Is that the concert, you know, or after the concert whatever? Sometime that night you say to him, I don't think I should be your physical therapist anymore. Why I'm sorry you're fired? Well, I don't understand, because I want to make out with you right now.

And just make out.

Wouldn't that be great? It's like right out of a movie. No, Hannah's shocked at whatever.

Said Hannah's horror fun I don't know.

That's so wrong coming.

It's so like, yeah, it's too wrong, camm No, but I like it.

Yeah, to each their own.

Yeah, if he just really likes here's a physical the it's like, oh man, he's like.

There's no way he's not taking into a concert as his buddy. I just it doesn't agree.

I agree, I agree, I don't. I don't agree.

I think I think if he made a move, he would he would ask for something sooner than two months.

That's a long time to just like want to go out.

I'm also going to the hanging out with buddies. They're hanging out one on one. This is already happening.

You just got to fire them.

I think he feels like he can't make the first move because she's in the power position here.

Well, she can't make the first move. So I think that's what she's asking.

Fire him and then make the first move.

Okay, So like the only option that she gets the answer she needs is to fire him and then she'll have her answer.

I think so if not, then she's out of have her many bucks in the week, and that's suck.

She'll find another client.

I'm not worried about her finding another client. I'm worried about her.

Having a connection with someone as a friend at least. But I guess she doesn't want to be friends with him, right.

Oh, I just want to be friends.

I think you fire him?

Are you not a fan of romance?

No?

I am.

I think when it doesn't have to do with me.

She likes watching it on TV.

Yeah, I like reading romance books and watching brom comms. But the second I have to like envision myself in it or happens to me, I want to cry.

Really yeah, so putting herself in that scenario made you Yeah.

Smart was explaining this. I was just like melting in a bad.

Way, in a bad way. See, I would think melting in a good way.

Okay, I was crumbling to the ground.

Okay, But I think read romance novels and they watch romantic movies. Don't we all put ourselves in this?

It's yes, Hannah, there you go.

It's really unrealistic, which is why.

Rom coms and these fairy tales that we put in our heads screw.

Us up as adults.

Yes, yes, why my guard. So far, I have gone many therapy sessions through this.

Bingo.

I have been triggered.

I don't think that there. I don't think they're that unrealistic because I think you can pull it off if you really want to.

Put the Yeah, I mean that one was like not just that, I mean just.

In general romantic comedies. I feel like it's it's more of a guide post, like you can do this stuff. If you really feel that way and really want to pull it off, you can do something amazing.

I feel I feel like my story is kind of a rom calm me trying to set her up with my sister.

Yes, yes, but like the day and day out of your relationship is very there's like real stuff in there, of course.

Yeah, but I have the moments of those cutem call me moments.

Sure, everybody does.

You write letters every morning, I.

Know, but there's a lot Like I think that I was so in this headspace of like love is a rom com. Like there's never issues, there's never fighting, there's never you know what I mean. So like when we started having any of that stuff, I was like, what is this?

I know, but I don't think the first moment of like romance and falling in love is initial conflict.

That's always that is a hopeful.

Time, right, Yeah, but it doesn't. It's not saying that like forever is going to be like, but that's.

Where those moments can happen, the beginning of the stuff, the declaration of feelings for the first time. It can be pretty spectacular.

Anonymous canby fire him, make them you've dropped the handkerchief and just be excited and embrace the excitement of knowing that you can feel those things for someone, even if it doesn't work out the wrong calm way.

One more. This is a quickie. It's actually answer no question, Eileen. I've been so intrigued lately by your conversations about long distance relationships. My husband and I have been in some form of long distance relationship from the time we started eating until now six years of marriage. It's a total of almost twelve years. At this point. He's a pro baseball player, so his schedule is wild and constantly on

To make it work?

Yeah?

I mean they've been together twelve I would say, yeah, absolutely, you're along for the I think that's the mentality though, Like I'm along for the ride. I'm supporting my partner's dreams in this season of life. And it's like complicated and maybe not perfect, but they're I mean, I think any relationship is like a choice that you're dating that person. Like I started dating Haley knowing that she was an artist.

Yeah. I just think every every shoe has its foot, you know, Like this would not work for me personally. I could not handle it, but like you can you know what I mean?

Yeah, everything is sustainable. Yeah, people in open relationships that are happiest can be and it's sustainable. People in thropples. You know, it's a shoe for every foot, exactly.

Right, beautifully sock for every toe.

If there's love, if there's trust, it's all sustainable. And you should DM me because I want to know who your husband is because I'm a big baseball fan.

But also you should be so like, it's so commendable that you're you've done it for twelve years and that you have figured it out.

That's a great thing.

We did talk about the Taylor Swift addressing the John Mayer hate and her concert.

We'll have to do it next week. Can we come back?

That's to come.

I'm just like it was just so funny because the comments even after when she told like did her speech, the comments on his page, they were like, mother scolded us because of it, because we are.

Being mean to you. They're so funny.

The comments on social media are social media and some of the worst part, but sometimes I'm like.

People are so hilarious, so funny.

Yeah, she basically was like, hey, I wrote this, I'm re releasing this album because I want to own my music. It's not because I'm still thinking about what happened to me nineteen years when I was nineteen years old.

So like, but I can guarantee that there's going to be a song on there in the vault about John Mayer, well as I.

Speculator could have what it should have is about. Yes, yeah, sure they were like that wasn't That wasn't when you were nineteen years old. That was recent.

No, See, people don't understand Midnight's the album was an accumulation of all the nights in her life that kept her up until midnight. So I think could have, would have should have was from the John Mayer era, right.

But she's not feeling that feelings right anyways?

Did you really quick? Did you guys see that TikTok?

A bunch of scrubbers were at a wedding and yes, and Hillary Crystal was filming it and Hillary comes in because Taylor played dear John is the she came in like what's his name? Paul Revere, like the British coming. It was like middle of waiting receptions, Unstu Danceler.

It's so funny.

Went viral it's nicky Crystal Crystal then yeah, Hillary.

And it is so funny in the comments on So Good Cosmic.

Paulton did an article about it.

It's yeah, proud, I know, proud of our scrubbers.

As I did an interview with Lauren Spencer Smith that's coming out this Thursday. Tanya wasn't here, but it was such a fun interview and she is so cute and sweet and so talented and I can't wait for y'all to hear it.

But that will be Thursday's episode, so I can't wait for y'all to listen.

And I hope you have a wonderful week, and we love you so much.

Love you Bye.