CRIME & PUNISHMENT
by
Rick Regan
Jan. 1, 2025
Rick Regan
Rick@rickregan.net
919-218-8834
PO Box 40039
Raleigh, NC 27629(MORE)
EXT. SMALL WESTERN TOWN - DAY
A bright sunny day in a rural town, the county seat,
Norton, Kansas. Troy is the County SHERIFF, sitting in
his car at a quiet cross-roads north of town.
Sheriff talks to Head Dispatcher, JONI.
SHERIFF
(into radio)
Say Joni, isn’t this Friday the
first home game for your boy?
JONI
Oh, Coach is real proud of him!
Real strong season last year and
two wins already this season.
SHERIFF
Kids got a cannon-arm. The scouts
from the big progrums been
sniffing around yet?
JONI
You betcha! Jayhawks AND Wildcats.
Coach says if he stays healthy and
keeps his nose clean the Nebraska
folks might send somebody with a
fat check!
SHERIFF
(chuckles)
Crazy days, these days.
JONI
So...are you coming to the game?
SHERIFF
You gonna be there?
JONI
I might...
SHERIFF
Well, if you might, I might.
Hubert still away?
JONI
Far as I know. He called on the
weekend and said he was working
more than ever and making more
than ever. Not that I see much of
it. He said he was getting a
bigger apartment.
Crime and Punishment 2.
Says he wants me to come up to
North Dakota, to live there. Can
you imagine it? Leaving Kansas for
Dakota?
SHERIFF
Leave God’s Own Country? No sense
in it at-all.
JONI
I don’t think he’s serious. I read
that working gals from all over
the country headed to Williston.
They stack ‘em in like cord wood
and work through the oil riggers
till they find a keeper, then
latch on. I’m betting it wouldn’t
take long for Hubert Yocum to
hitch-up with a green-eyed young
thing. She’d peel every dollar out
of his wallet, and he’d thank her
for the service.
SHERIFF
Isn’t that what you did?
JONI
Troy! No. We wasn’t but kids. It
all happened fast and hot. Love is
like that.
SHERIFF
Burns out too, they say.
JONI
It does that. Hold on...
SHERIFF
You got something?
JONI
We got a report of a bank robbery
in town, The Equity.
SHERIFF
(urgent)
I’m by the Co-op. I’ll head down.
Let me know if he takes a runner.
Sheriff Troy starts the car and heads south towards town,
Norton, KS. It doesn’t take long before a dirty white car
comes speeding the other way. Sheriff Troy spins the car
around and takes off after the car. In the powerful
Sheriff’s car, he catches up to the smaller car.
Crime and Punishment 3.
SHERIFF
Joni! I’m on his tail! He’s
heading hell-for-leather for the
state line. Call Kurt up in
Arapahoe. Tell him to keep a
lookout!
JONI
10-4!
Sheriff Troy comes up alongside the car and tries to push
the car into the ditch, but the panicked driver slams on
the brakes and turns off down a side road. Troy flies by,
having to stop and back up.
SHERIFF
(into radio)
We’re heading west on Wabash!
The getaway car slams on the brakes and stops. A man,
HUNTER, jumps out. He has a gun. He aims at the Sheriff
car and hits the windshield.
Sheriff Troy stops. He jumps out of his car, gun drawn.
The two men point guns at each other.
SHERIFF
Put the weapon on the deck! Put it
down, now!
HUNTER
Go ahead! Go ahead!
SHERIFF
Put the gun down! Before anybody
gets hurt.
HUNTER
You don’t understand, man! You
don’t get it at all! Don’t shoot
me. Don’t shoot me.
Hunter goes behind the car and ducks down behind it.
Sheriff approaches, gun drawn. He bends down, behind the
other side of the car. They are out of sight of each
other, on either side of the car.
SHERIFF
So tell me! Tell me what I don’t
know.
HUNTER
I don’t want to hurt anybody, man.
(MORE)
Crime and Punishment 4.
SHERIFF
But you shot at me!
HUNTER
Naw, just the car, man. Just the
car. I don’t want to hurt anybody.
It’s just...you know, man.
SHERIFF
What? Tell me.
HUNTER
Hey, winter is coming. The cold.
Real cold. And I got no place to
be, man.
SHERIFF
What, so you rob a bank? You need
a deposit for an apartment? You
going to rob a bank every month to
make rent?
HUNTER
See, that’s it. You don’t
understand at all. I got a
condition. But nobody helps me.
SHERIFF
How come I never seen you before?
Where you from?
HUNTER
Arapahoe. Grew up there.
SHERIFF
So I bet Sheriff Kapp knows all
about you then.
HUNTER
Kapperman, that’s my name. He’s my
uncle. He’s arrested me more times
than I remember. You can ask him!
I never resist. I don’t fight
back. Ask him! He’ll tell you.
SHERIFF
I don’t have time to check your
references, son. So tell me Mr.
Kapperman, why you come down to
Kansas to rob a bank.
HUNTER
Don’t they teach you guys
anything? It’s Interstate, man.
Crime and Punishment 5.
Federal. Not some county-lockup
nickel and dime stuff. Talking
Leavenworth, man. That’s where
they really take care of you.
SHERIFF
What do you mean, take care of
you?
HUNTER
Look, it’s like this. Federal
prison inmates are the only people
in the US with a Constitutionally
guaranteed right to medical care.
They HAVE to take care of you.
It’s in the Constitution! You can
look it up.
SHERIFF
What’s the matter? They don’t have
doctors in Nebraska?
HUNTER
Sure, yeah, best in the world! If
you’re rich! But if you’re just
some dirtbag from the trailer
park, man all you got is a bag
full of dust. And I ate dust my
whole life. And when I was in
school, if you can call it that,
they said I had a “condition”. In
my head, man, but they never
understood. Nobody understands.
Man, that place was just it’s own
kind of prison, for kids.
SHERIFF
Nobody gets through this life
easy, son. Now put the gun down
and let’s get started.
HUNTER
Man, when I was in school, there
wasn’t any point to any of it.
They just wanted to get the kids
old enough so they could go to
work. You know the Harlan meatplant in Alma? They start you
there and then, if you’re good,
you can go work up in Grand Island
at the freezer plant. Sounds like
a good life, doesn’t it?
Crime and Punishment 6.
SHERIFF
Honest work, I’d say. Honest pay.
HUNTER
They brought in the Mexicans
‘cause they were cheaper but when
they all got rounded up, the
plants got the rule changed so
they could use kids. Fuckin’ kids,
man!
SHERIFF
You work in the plant?
HUNTER
They make you take a drug test,
after, like sixty-days?, like, and
then you get put back on
probation, for another sixty.
That’s the racket, nobody ever
gets off probation, because who’s
NOT going to want to light up,
after shooting cows in the head
all day? Made me a vegetarian,
man.
SHERIFF
Mister Kapperman, this is real
interesting and I’m sure a judge
will be listening-along the whole
time, but I’ve got to get back to
work. You see?
(sympathetic appeal)
Why, there might be some real
criminals on the loose, right now.
And if I’m here just chewing the
fat with you, well I can’t very
well let the real bad guys get
away, can I? Now let’s get moving
on this.
HUNTER
I’ll tell you where the real money
is, man! Not in robbing banks,
that’s for sure. You know how much
I got, at that damned bank?
SHERIFF
Couple hundred, I imagine.
HUNTER
Two-forty-eight. That’s all she
gave me. Probably marked bills
too.
(MORE)
Crime and Punishment 7.
SHERIFF
Probably not. Too much trouble to
keep that stuff on hand. It get’s
mixed in when they count up at the
end of the day, and, well, then
it’s just money again. And, at the
Equity, they just don’t do much
business in cash anymore. Arlene
was telling me.
HUNTER
Arlene? That your date?
SHERIFF
My sister.
HUNTER
No, I tell you. The money is in
selling the drugs to the workers.
And the managers, for real. But
those jobs just suck the life out
of you. Killing all day. Handling
all those dead bodies. And they do
it all, weed, blow, meth,
whatever.
SHERIFF
You deal too?
HUNTER
I got out when they started to mix
it with that fent stuff. I saw
guys dying and thought, man, I
gotta get out of this. That’s why
I came down here. I’m looking for
a fresh start.
SHERIFF
By robbing a bank?
HUNTER
No, man! Three squares and a roof!
Get some decent medical care, help
for my mind. Stay quiet, stay warm
this winter. Federal, man.
Interstate.
SHERIFF
Alright, Mr. Kapperman, here’s
what we’re going to do. We’re
going to stand up and your going
to put the gun on the hood. Then
I’m going to put the cuffs on and
we’re going into town.
Crime and Punishment 8.
My knees are getting too old for
this. OK. On three. Ready?
Hunter quietly drops the bullet clip out of the gun onto
the ground next to his feet. He checks to make sure the
gun is empty.
HUNTER
OK.
SHERIFF
One...two...three...easy now.
Both men stand up slowly, the car between them.
Sheriff has gun aimed at Hunter.
Hunter has gun aimed at Sheriff.
HUNTER
Sheriff.
SHERIFF
(softly)
Boy, put the gun on the deck. Real
slow.
Hunter does not move. Sirens are heard approaching from
three directions. Police, fire and ambulances converging.
SHERIFF
(softly)
Think about this, now. Real
careful. We can help you. You want
three squares and dry cell, OK.
I’ll tell ‘em that’s what this is
ALL about. Now real easy...
HUNTER
Sometimes a man gets tired of
running. Just wants to end the
chase, man.
A Furnas County Nebraska Sheriff car skids to a stop,
lights flashing. A man jumps out, gun drawn.
Two Norton Count Kansas Sheriff cars skid to stops,
coming from the opposite direction, surrounding Sheriff
and Hunter.
Hunter’s face stiffens and he pulls the trigger.
SFX: CLICK! (gun mis-fires/empty)
Crime and Punishment 9.
HUNTER
(softly)
Bang...
Sheriff shoots.
SFX: BANG!
Hunter falls backwards from the shot.
Shouts all around, “Get down! Shots fired!”
SHERIFF
(to himself)
Goddammit, kid. You didn’t have to
do that.
Sheriff walks back to his shot-up cruiser.
SHERIFF
(through loudspeaker)
Stand down! All stand down.
Shooter is down. Make way for EMS!
Make way!
Cars back away as ambulance approaches. They rush to the
wounded man, Hunter.
SHERIFF
(into radio)
Joni, you on?
JONI
You OK, Troy?
SHERIFF
Oh, Joni, bless my soul.
JONI
You alright? I tracked your
position and sent the deputies.
SHERIFF
The Arapahoe boys showed up too.
Just twelve miles, I guess.
JONI
But you’re alright?
SHERIFF
Well, I’m a mess but I’m alright.
That boy came down to rob a bank,
and you know why?
(MORE)
Crime and Punishment 10.
JONI
The money?
SHERIFF
He wanted a cell in Leavenworth.
Warm and dry for the winter. But
that’s not it. I feel like I can’t
help a boy like that. Only thing I
can do is catch ‘em when they fall
through the net. But there ain’t
much net left. And by the time I
see ‘em, they’ve got a gun in
their hands. Just ain’t right,
Joni. The world ain’t right.
JONI
(gently)
You come home to Mama. I’ll see
you’re took care of.
SHERIFF
Joni, he was out of luck, the day
he was born. Behind the eightball. This was how it was always
going to end for him. Just today
was the day. But how many more we
going to have like this, like him?
Left behind, left for dead. What
kind of world have we made, Joni?
JONI
You come on home, Sheriff. I’ll
look after you.
SHERIFF
There ain’t much that your loving
can’t fix, but Joni, there’s
things in this world I wish was
different, wish we could set
right. But I sure don’t see how.
JONI
Troy, you just get on back to
town.
SHERIFF
Maybe it’s time to hang up the
badge. Maybe I’m not cut from the
right-cloth for this business
anymore. Maybe it’s time.
JONI
Troy, maybe it is and maybe it
isn’t but you did right.
Crime and Punishment 11.
I know it. You always do right.
Now just come on home, safe.
SHERIFF
Maybe you’re right. I’m going
home. You come on by later.
JONI
I’ll see you then.
END
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