We’re back — slightly scarred, highly caffeinated, and somehow still laughing. In this “mini” episode that’s definitely not mini, we catch up on: • Matching surgeries (yes, same week) • One very unfortunate case of poison ivy • Getting featured in 417 Magazine • TikTok fans finding the bookstore IRL • Burger King regrets and Christmas decorating rules Basically, it’s chaos, book talk, and questionable medical decisions — business as usual for us. New episodes every other week. Grab your coffee (...
Oct 19, 2025•45 min•Season 1Ep. 55
We start this episode with a fly swatter, a book review, and absolutely no plan—so, basically, business as usual. This week the sisters break down The Irresistible Urge to Fall for Your Enemy (spoiler: not that irresistible), discuss whether the Annabelle doll is actually just Raggedy Ann with a rebrand, and spiral into a full-blown defense of Rainforest Cafe. There’s also a mini rant on school schedules, Sydney Sweeney’s "controversial" ad, and why Alani’s Pumpkin Cream needs to be arrested. Pl...
Aug 04, 2025•59 min
We’re back from summer chaos with stories of theme park rides, food that turned our poop green, book drama we don’t care about, and the kind of Shark Week energy only the Scissor Sisters can bring. Tan, unhinged, and unapologetic.
Jul 22, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 52
Episode 51 Wildest Dreams by L.J. Shen The black cats out of the broom closet … the rumors are confirmed, we are witches and the book store has nothing but witch books. (Sarcasm) peewee Herman pedophile or no? Andrew Wilson and his “whatever podcast” will be the first male that we exile from the planet when we make it “Handman’s tale”. Also stranger things and universal countdown has OFFICIALLY OFFICIALLY BEGUN!!!
Jun 03, 2025•1 hr 2 min
Episode 50 Enchantra by Kaylie Smith Episode 50! It’s our silver episode lol!! We talk about a bunch of dumb shit as usual… a raccoon smoking meth, our girls night event, our 1 star review and the merch we have from it and we bash on men for a minute… because they make it so easy.
May 19, 2025•57 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Episode 49 Quicksilver by Callie Hart We tell you why we are into fairies now…our first independent bookstore day, booktok drama, Jeff Bezos is a douche, and sports parents are the worst.
Apr 29, 2025•1 hr 3 min
Episode 48 My Wife by Carin Hart We discuss books as usual, town Karen’s, book burrow news, our dumb ass small town drama and Robert Erwin’s python…
Apr 08, 2025•58 min•Season 1Ep. 48
Episode 47 The strawberry patch pancake house by Laurie Gilmore Well in total Kstew/Meep fashion this episode was chaos… because kids and spring break… but if you made it through that, we also talk about books with taboo subjects, Colleen Hoover hate, our hair falling out and endometriosis!
Mar 25, 2025•42 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Episode 46 “we put the omen in women” Penpal by J.T. Geissinger We want you to read Penpal. Casey Anthony… girl get off TikTok… actually just get off life. Our local vigilante group in our area caught a pedophile (operation soap) should the cops arrest him?? And of course.. a book burrow update!!
Mar 10, 2025•58 min•Season 1Ep. 46
Episode 45 “I’m doing my mediumest” Lights out by Navessa Allen Episode 45! Chiefs lost the 3peat… but Kendrick Lamar won the halftime show! Book store number 1 book we sold… school’s “dancing with the stars”… is it weird??
Feb 17, 2025•57 min
“why fall in love when you can fall asleep” So Thirsty by Rachel Harrison Episode 44 … do the books we read need a label on the front that says “18+” and carded to buy them and why not? Chiefs are in the “rigged Super Bowl” again, and what’s with the plane crashes???
Feb 04, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Episode 43 “come back with a warrant” Phantasma by Kaylie Smith Episode 43! The book store is open! We did it! We discuss phantasma by Kaylie Smith, TikTok ban, Inauguration Day, MLK Day, and ass hole pets….
Jan 20, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Episode 42 new year same cheap podcast The wrong drive by Annie wild Our first episode back after holidays and a million snow days! We discuss the wrong drive by Annie wild… it’s a Christmas suspense, but safe to read all winter! Are they banning TikTok?? We update you on the bookstore!!! It’s READY and the grand opening is literally this Saturday!!! Also we hate luxury brands and peoples “get ready with me videos”…
Jan 14, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Episode 41 even though we said 40… How my neighbor stole Christmas by Meghan Quinn and Mistaken Identity at Storytellers Cottage by Nilani Titcomb The one where it’s almost Christmas! What’s your favorite Christmas movies and traditions?! School Christmas programs… just why? Also how the hell do you say wassail? Are they banning TikTok? Have you seen the drones? And of course a book store update!! See you in 2025!!!
Dec 17, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Episode 40 Don’t piss me off Art Lovelight Farms by B.K. Borison It’s officially socially acceptable to read, watch, wear all the Christmas things! And we read Lovelight Farms! We also watched the JonBenét Ramsey documentary, who do you think did it?! And why is “pretend play” with our kids the same as being water boarded?? Also…. The elf on the shelf is back wreaking havoc on our lives…
Dec 03, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Episode 39 Winter is coming The Christmas tree farm by Laurie Gilmore It’s thanksgiving week!!! What’s your favorite thanksgiving foods?? Do you stop for funeral processions or is that a southern thing? Vampire diaries… are you team Katherine or Elena?? More book store news and more to come!! Happy thanksgiving!!!
Nov 26, 2024•50 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Episode 38 I solemnly swear a lot The Christmas Fix by Lucy Score Learn about our new adventure that is opening a book store, there’s aliens in the ocean, bring back the vintage Christmas decor, and have you ever seen the cult in Windyville??
Nov 19, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 38
Episode 37 The cinnamon bun book store by Laurie Gilmore I like long walks away from everyone Episode 37… hallmark movies, escaped research monkeys and what the heck is wrong with Zac Bryan…
Nov 12, 2024•58 min•Season 1Ep. 37
A dark and secret magic by Wallis Kinney Podcast equipment is too chea… Episode 36… my oh my, we discuss one of the best books we’ve ever read and peanut the squirrel… are you team Jason kelce or team stupid phone guy? We also talk about triggering the 1% of men.
Nov 05, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Cackle by Rachel Harrison Big witch energy Episode 35… the one where it’s Halloween! Can sex offenders hand out candy? TrasurionTraditional trick or treating vs trunk or treats?? Kids say the damndest things, courtney stepped on a spider and hobby horsing… the literal f?
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 40
The Pumpkin Spice Cafe by Laurie Gilmore Not a ghost. Just dead inside Episode 34 is a complete and total shit show, we got in the TikTok creator program.. then left..ask us why! Also we poke the bear so much he grabs a mic and inserts himself. (The bear is Ramsey) Friends or Gilmore girls???
Oct 23, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Episode 33 The Girl Next Door JR Rogue Zero amucks given Episode 33 we unpack all things from our Salem trip!! Motorcycle stunts, all gender bathrooms, goulash, and postpartum shit. Also waterbeds… where did they go???
Oct 15, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 33
The September house by Carissa Orlando Blame the moon Episode 32 welcome to the world’s shittiest podcast, guess what… we kind of don’t care. Spooky reads, Salem visits, more p diddy, and what does tall dark and handsome mean? Also the democrats made hurricane Helene…
Oct 01, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage Season of the witch Episode 31 we argue about almost everything… we are feeling very confrontational today. But we both agree p diddy is gross and he’s going down. It’s finally fall and we are here for it! Also how hill shitty is the “BMI calculators”?!
Sep 24, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Crave by Tracy Wolff I love Taylor swift Episode 30 we talk about crave, and Courtney finished Madness by Shantel Tessier and has a book hangover. Quick sand…. Have you ever encountered? Why women should run the country… and Halloween being demonic.
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Rock paper scissors by Alice feeney Crippling anxiety is my cardio Episode 29 if you didn’t see… we are the female Shane Gillis and Theo Von… also Beetlejuice review and the nfl said it’s Taylor swift season!! What do you dip in hummus and do you send thank you cards???
Sep 10, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Episode 28 The coven by Harper L Woods Go smudge yourself Do you like candy corn… or are you normal? It’s the “ber” months, so we talk about some spooky reads, and your favorite shows? 1000 pound sister gets bit by a camel?
Sep 04, 2024•54 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Episode 27 We weren’t aware so many men looked at feet, but here we are! Alani witches brew is back, along with Mumus… what do you wear to bed?? Is Blake Lively actually a mean girl? Bats…we're terrified!
Aug 27, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Are we men? TikTok says yes… Bidet toilets are a must, pad commercials and new movies… the crow! Beetlejuice and wicked!!
Aug 20, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Episode 25 Books we don’t love and pumpkin spice season. Are you as basic as we are?
Aug 14, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 25
