We finish off Trekkin Into the New Year with not one, not two, but three episodes about augments which winds up being not only essential Trek but sci-fi in general. Are you a fan of genetic engineering? Then this episode is for you. Are you a fan of My Hero Academia? No? Well then check out Ruk’s podcast Why You Should where he will explain why you should be.
This episode is kind of a combo between Tuvok and Beyond the Pale Moon Light. But, don’t let that fool you. It’s actually a well-written piece of science fiction and Trek and is worthy of being called that name. Plus, it has a huge ethical dilemma, which lights Scott’s fire.
This week, we learn how humanity achieved warp flight beyond warp two. Also, the Vulcans are jerks, again. Who knew?
Ever wonder how velcro was invented? By a couple of Vulcans in Pennsylvania. For this Trekkin’ into the New Year, we’re starting off with episode two of season two of Enterprise, Carbon Creek. Also starting off the month is Ruk’s newest solo project, Why You Should, in which he convinces the Rage why he needs to watch Jujutsu Kaisen. If you need a convincin’ check it out on Spotify.
Some might say we are getting to the bottom of the barrel. We would contend that those people have never seen anything Kurtzman Trek. There are some hidden gems in the series Enterprise. Maybe not many, but goramit we will find them and discuss them all this month on Trekkin Into The New Year.
After a contentious discussion last week, we are back to mostly agreeing. This mediocre to decent film was ruined by the ending, which brings into laser focus how little meat was actually in this animal.
Roland Emerich, you suck. On today’s Malady, we once again see how Scott can overlook the most egregious of cinema feces so long as it “brings humanity together to show the good side of people helping one another!” So aspiring film creators, if you ever want to get Scott’s approval for your trash fire of a film, just add an angle of humanity coming together spontaneously without the state to help one another out ala a Coke commercial.
This film was great. Despite some flaws we point out, it was great. Great symptom, nuff said. Except for that creepy sound that came through. Ruk’s looking into that.
This film freaked out little Rage as a kid. The thought of some pilot inside me, able to do damage, terrified me and honestly still does. At least Martin Short dances like a maniac.
We don’t normally dedicate a month to an actor, but this guy has starred in some neat sci-fi flicks. We saw him in November with Enemy Mine and thought, what about his other films like Innerspace, Frequency, or Pandorum. Of course, there’s some sucky ones too which we’ll cover because Rage knows how to pick ‘em. So join us all this month for Sci-fi Malady with Dennis Quaid December. Also, if any of you hear this weird distortion during our reviews, please let us know. We’ve been picking it up an...
The term “Mary Sue” gets tossed around a lot these days. For today’s sickening symptom, it is appropriate. This film might have been good to seven-year-old Rage, Thomas, or Scott. But today, yeesh! Let’s Just say it’s a good thing Henry Thomas got those gigs with Neftlix for ghost stories.
Wanna see Monty Python try their hand at sci-fi? Yeah, me neither.
Ever wonder how it sounds to hock a lugee why speaking? Just ask Dennis Quaid in this week’s review of Enemy Mine.
We have wanted to do this since Juvenile June back in…a while ago. In fact, it was part of the plan. But, time makes limits of us all. Thanks to a fan submission, we bring it to you now. Note: no, Rage or Scott do not have smokers cough at the intro, it’s just our bad attempt to do Grig’s laugh.
To thank the many, or the few, who have supported us throughout the years, we introduce, courtesy of Ruk, Nostalgia November. We are covering the topics you sickies are nostalgic for. Tune in to see what your fellow sickies liked, which we haven’t covered yet.
I love John Carpenter films, and this one is no exception. It is a film ripe for Scott’s deep meaning and hallmarked with great acting, superb camera work, and an engaging story that never leaves you bored. No boobs though.
Boobs, blood, and Lovecraft. Does Stuart know anything else? Probably not.
This is a classic of 80s horror and unique to that generation. Let’s just put it this way; you won’t see a certain kind of assault perpetrated by a severed head in modern day horror.
As a child, this film poster freaked me out. After today, I found out it’s just weird, boring, and nothing like the actual story. More gore and BDSM than Lovecraft himself would have preferred. Tune in for the rest.
It’s here, the best month of the year, for Rage anyway. It’s time for us to put down our lasers, phasers, blasters and master beams and pick up our laser scalpels, vibro-knives, plasma cutters, and other slashing implements for horror month. This year, we are doing films based on HP Lovecraft stories. We talked about his short stories before, and even did the Lovecraftian film “Event Horizon.” But now, we’re doing the whole month dedicated to his sick genius. Sci-fi Malady, catch the yogsloggalo...
Bigger brain bug, boobs, and Halo copying. Yep, they were out of ideas on this one. Note: Yes, we screwed up the symptom numbering in the episode. But don’t worry, the text is right.
Let’s see here; brain bug, check. Crappy trench warfare, check. Media propaganda, check. Religion being used to control the masses, ok why not, check. Unnecessary nudity, what? Why? Oh fine, check. Singing Sky Marshal, uhmmmm, this is getting a bit much. Giant brain bug eating someone with a metaphor for vagi…ok what is going on in this film? Find out sickies.
If you were to overlook this gem in the Starship Troopers lineup, or forgot it existed, you wouldn’t be blamed. Thematically, it misses the mark. Story wise, it’s boring and overdone. Finally, it is so tenuously connected to the franchise that if you were to change the title, no one would know this was a Starship Troopers film.
The first film is a cynical version of the book, which, depending on how you see it, is either sheer Paul Verhoeven brilliance or horrible bastardization of Heinlien’s original work and intent. This week, Thomas had to step out, which is too bad as the bigger discussion was right up his alley. Still, Scott more than made up for it.
Soldiers, check. Space, check. Green cheese, check. Thoughtful dialogue about topics such as patriotism, militarism, moralism, and many other -isms, check. This month is gonna have it all. It’ll be as ridiculous as it is deep. Would you like to know more? Tune in sickies, to Sci-fi September.
What happens when a super soldier program goes wrong? If you said creepy homicidal quadruplets or more, how? Did you watch this episode already?!
Wanna see a freaky guy who can stretch himself like Stretch Armstrong and consume livers? Us too. Sorry about the spotty sound quality. Scott has been thoroughly beaten for it.
Brad Dourif, the guy who voices Chucky, acting like a psychic criminal. If that doesn’t interest you, I don’t know what will.
I know, it seems strange to do a “best of” series using the second episode after you’ve done the first, but this is the quintessential flavor of the show. We kinda had to. Moreover, it raised questions that are directly in Scott and Thomas’ alleys, so enjoy that. Sci-Fi Malady Classic RSS
Where else to start but the beginning? This pilot is a rare kind in that it shows the characters as they will be from the get go. In addition to the episode, we also discuss how much of this show is to blame for modern conspiracy theorism. Listen and find out.
