This episode is "guaranteed to jack you up!" The boys give you all some education with...THE FACULTY! This movie is Kevin Williamson at his most Kevin Williamson-y. Also, if you'd like to get really f*cked up while listening, take a drink every time they use the word "scat." IYKYK. Coming Soon: Hereditary (2018) feat. Alex Peri ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul:...
Mar 04, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 2Ep. 42
The boys are SO excited to welcome filmmaker, podcaster, and horror extraordinaire, Michael Varrati! He joins your favorite gay duo to discuss the classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street." Hang out with this "dream" team as they discuss an iconic death scene, out-of-control PTA meetings, and the Freddy Krueger museum Nancy's Mom is curating. Coming Soon: The Faculty (1998) Follow Michael! Twitter: @MichaelVarrati Instagram: @michaelvarrati Midnight Mass podcast: @MidnightMassPod IMDB ---- Don't forge...
Feb 17, 2023•1 hr 58 min•Season 2Ep. 41
There’s a new queen in town…M3gan! Man, 2023 kicked it off with a bang! This movie should not be as good as it is? This is some gay witchcraft. Join the boys as they pair their bluetooth with the latest gay Diva and shout, "f*ck you, Holly!" Coming Soon: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrie...
Jan 28, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Season 2Ep. 40
The boys are back in town! With a couple of daddies! To kick off Season 2, the boys, joined by the infamous Horror Daddies, head on down to "Hell House" to hang out with our girl Brenda for Scary Movie 2! Would you run from Calista Flockhart? If not, give this episode a listen :) Download MUSL App today! The best new dating app with three separate profiles for all your needs: Friends, Flirt, and Fun! Find them on the App Store, Google Play, or visit their website here to download: https://muslap...
Jan 14, 2023•2 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 39
And that's a wrap on Season 1! For this, get ready for a wild ride of an episode just in time for the HOE-lidays! This week, the boys celebrate a "Black Christmas." The OG from 1974. This movie is full of kick ass women, and is recapped by two gays: one forgets the definition of unhinged, and the other forgets cellphones didn't exist in 1974. Enjoy! The boys would also like to thank all of our listeners, you mean the world to us! We will be back in January with a very special season 2 and some e...
Dec 15, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 38
On the heels of Thanksgiving, F*ck your f*cking family!! JK we're pro-family here. But we're also super pro Grace in the iconic "Ready or Not" ! This week the boys are lubed up and ready (or not) to dive into this fun romp with Queer Horror author, Spencer Hamilton! Check out Spencer's amazing work! www.SpencerHamiltonBooks.com Instagram - @spencer.hamilton.books Twitter - @SHamiltonBooks Download MUSL App today! The best new dating app with three separate profiles for all your needs: Friends, F...
Dec 01, 2022•1 hr 55 min•Season 1Ep. 37
All good things must come to an end. Thankfully, so must this season of AHS. Y'all, your boys have OPINIONS on this season closer. And the close to this minisode series. Email us and let us know what you think and any thots, I mean thoughts, you have!! Coming Soon: Ready or Not (2019) feat. Spencer Hamilton ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted M...
Nov 29, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 36
We're almost done! More gayness and more confusion. Check it out! Coming soon: Minisode: AHS - NYC, FINALE! & Ready or Not (2019) feat. Spencer Hamilton ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com...
Nov 24, 2022•24 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Gobble, gobble Motherf*cker. Come join this circle turk(ey) jerk with your boys who added a third this week: Ricky of "Rick or Treat Horrorcast" - we're diving deep into the giblets of the classic(?) Thanksgiving horror film, ThanksKilling. Content warning: basically everything. This movie is a creation of cargo shorts, puka shelled, fohawked minds. And these boys have many opinions. Give Rick or Treat Horrorcast a listen and follow!! Also follow Ricky directly on Instagram Download MUSL App tod...
Nov 17, 2022•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Episodes 5 and 6, "Bad Fortune" and "The Body"...is it more AHS now? Does Paul like it now? Who knows. One thing we do know now is the definition of Human Caviar, thanks to our Pablo. Coming Soon: Thankskilling (2008) feat. Rick or Treat Horrorcast -------- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork by Patr...
Nov 12, 2022•36 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Here it is! The boys' thoughts on epsiodes 3 and 4 of the latest AHS Series! Episodes 5&6 up next! Coming Soon: Thankskilling (2008) feat. Rick 'r Treat Horrorcast -------- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork by Patrick Allison Instagram: @waywardwink...
Nov 10, 2022•40 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Download MUSL App today! The best new dating app with three separate profiles for all your needs: Friends, Flirt, and Fun! Find them on the App Store, Google Play, or visit their website here to download: https://muslapp.com/ Does Evil end tonight? Or does our patience? But strap in for a fun episode! This week the boys dissect the conclusion to David Gordon Green's Halloween trilogy. Join Pablo and Paul as they talk about the fight in the theater, appropriate trauma responses, and the time Paul...
Nov 03, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Surprise b*tch! We are kicking off weekly recaps of the newest and dramatically gayest season yet! As they release episodes two at a time, our boys are gonna tag team two at a time. What do YOU think of this latest season?? Coming Soon: Halloween Ends (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork b...
Nov 02, 2022•32 min•Season 1Ep. 30
I know you're all into black cats, and witches and stuff...so are we! Listen to the boys dive into this campy Disney Classic. On top of all the normal banter, you'll hear from Paul's 9-year-old nephew. Hear his perspective, and also see that Paul's banter is definitely genetic. But we love this movie, we talk theatre, virginity, and discuss the phenomenon of s*men being crafted into jewelry. Happy Halloween! Coming soon: Halloween Ends (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow...
Oct 23, 2022•2 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 29
So this latest Ryan Murphy / Sean Cody collaboration has been getting a lot of buzz. In this bonus episode, the boys switch it up from their normal format to have a candid conversation about what is great, but what is also really problematic about this series. There's a lot to say! Coming Soon: Hocus Pocus (1993) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwa...
Oct 10, 2022•44 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Pro-tip to all the straight husbands out there. Believe your f*cking wives when they tell you a sketchy guy across the street is staring at them all day. Another pro-tip: listen this week as the boys have a some different takes on this thrilling 2022 release! Coming Soon: Hocus Pocus (1993) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Ca...
Oct 06, 2022•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Let's be honest. We've all at one time or another asked a guy to give us their seed. Or well...that's probably just Paul? Sounds like him. That selfish bottom also wanted a Daddy so he got both this week! We're so excited to welcome back one of our favorite Daddies from "Horror Daddies," Carlos! Note: Pablo and Chris got married! Pablo won't be here for this episode but will be promptly back for our next episode! Honestly, these two, a couple of Paul's friends, and Carlos' Mom may be the only fa...
Sep 22, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 26
WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE SORRY! We are the weirdos, mister. The boys are even weirder this week with Zach and Kyle…the Buffy Gays! The boys do some real anal-sisses this week with a gay old favorite. So get ready and join them for some games of light as a feather and stiff as a board while they conjure up their thoughts on The Craft! Follow Buffy Gays! Instagram: @buffygayspod Twitter: @buffygayspod TikTok: @buffygayspod ----- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgayp...
Sep 10, 2022•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 25
WE just wanna party! And this week the boys do just that with the one and only, Cecil Baldwin. The co-host of Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9, and narrator of Welcome to Night Vale, to discuss the campy, brainy, and delicious "The Return of the Living Dead." Head to your local cemetery, dance naked, and avoid the acid rain while you give this a listen! Follow Cecil! Twitter : @CecilBaldwinIII Instagram : @cecilbaldwiniii Random Horror No. 9 Welcome to Night Vale Coming Soon: The Cra...
Aug 26, 2022•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 24
There's someone in the backseat of your car! And they're probably telling you that this movie, while fun...isn't legendary. That said, this is camp and super Gay(Heart). This week the boys take on the crazy AF, Urban Legend! Let your curls fly free, grab a parka, and just be happy you didn't turn on the lights when your roommate was getting their ***** murdered! Content Warning: Sexual assault, suicide Coming Soon: The Return of the Living Dead (1985) feat. Cecil Baldwin ----- Don't forget to ra...
Aug 16, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 23
F*ck Christmas in July. It's all about Halloween. John Carpenter's Halloween, that is. This week the boys dive into yet another heavy hitter but have a big surprise addition! Before the boys do their deep dive, Pablo sits down with the one, the only, the sexy and smart AF Blue Bailey! He's a Halloween superfan and girl, it shows. Give Blue Bailey a follow! Twitter (NSFW): @BlueBaileyXXX Instagram: @bluebaileysf Reading is Fundamental Podcast: @readingisfundamentalpodcast Coming Soon: Urban Legen...
Jul 30, 2022•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Grab your corsage, ruffled shirt, and gallon of pig's blood for this week's episode! This week, the boys are joined by the host of Mimosa Sisterhood, Melissa Herrera. Join them as they discuss one of the classics, CARRIE! Coming soon: Halloween (1978) Follow and check out Mimosa Sisterhood: Instagram : @mimosasisterhood_podcast Website : linktr.ee/mimosasisterhood Mimosa Sisterhood episode with Paul! ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @...
Jul 17, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 21
OMG. Fam, we are SO excited for this episode. This week the boys not only discuss the amazing film that is "All About Evil," we are so lucky to have as a special guest - the Writer, Director, Drag Queen legend... Peaches Christ! She shares with us how this gay AF camp classic came to be, her relationship with horror, and how you really are born a horror queen. Please give her podcast, Midnight Mass, a listen and follow her at the socials below. Don't miss "All About Evil" - now streaming on Shud...
Jun 30, 2022•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Happy Pride! With it being Pride we wanted to do some service (no pun intended) to those queer fans that thirsted after those "Scream Kings" and "Final Boys" via another minisode! This time, the boys discuss Scream Kings, Final Boys, and who their favorites are. Don't know what a Scream King or Final Boy is? Don't google it. Just listen and get a gay-ass education on the subject. DON'T MISS THE CHANCE TO SEE PABLO CRUSH A WATERMELON WITH THOSE QUADS - Listen for details :) Coming Soon: All About...
Jun 24, 2022•43 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Three words: Sarah. Michelle. Gellar. This week the boys dive into one of Paul's favorites, 1997's classic slasher, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Get ready for a fun episode that includes stories of sex on the beach, chase scenes, AND a way for you all to see Pablo smash a watermelon between his legs. Give it a listen. What are you waiting for, huh? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? Coming Soon: All About Evil (2010) feat. Peaches Christ --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Insta...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 18
"Surprise, b*tch!" This week the boys are bringing you something special and out of the norm. Join them as they quickly walk through each season and guess where it lands on the other's list. Will they agree? Will they fight? Will they discuss crying and j*rking off? Gotta listen for yourself! Coming Soon: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Twitter @scaredgaypod Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @thee...
Jun 09, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Now what's scarier? Being chased by a T-Rex OR being subjected 24/7 to Pablo adding "ussy" as a suffix to every word? Toss up. This week the boys are joined by Pablo's fabulous fiance, Dr. Christopher Hensz to discuss a movie near and dear to us all. Join them as they talk about what exactly makes a horror movie. Is this one? Is that a relevant conversation? Or did they just find a way to discuss icon, Laura Dern, and the snack that is 1990's Jeff Goldblum? Coming Soon: I Know What You Did Last ...
Jun 01, 2022•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 16
This is gonna be a doozy...even for the boys! This week they're discussing one of the most banned modern films that is best described in two words: F*cked Up. So obviously we had to tackle it. Coming soon: Jurassic Park (1993) feat. Chris Hensz ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us on Instagram! @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork by Patrick Allison Instagram: @wayw...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Ahh! This is some scurry sh*t! This week the boys are so excited to basically recite an entire movie of toilet humor with the amazing Horror Daddies! Join them as they dive into the ultimate horror movie parody, "Scary Movie." And by that we mean join the boys as they obsess over Brenda. Make sure to follow and subscribe to Horror Daddies: https://linktr.ee/HorrorDaddies ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us on Instagram! @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pab...
May 04, 2022•1 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Wow this movie was not Atte-stupid, at all. This week the boys are joined by friend of the podcast, Alex Peri! Join them as they dive into one of their favorite movies, discuss porn, and of course pubic hair pies. Coming Soon: Scary Movie (2000) feat. Horror Daddies! (TW) - This episode does discuss suicide and emotional abuse. If you or anyone you know is going through a hardship and needs help, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Want to see Pablo in Baloney?? Tickets HERE ...
Apr 20, 2022•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 13
