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Scared Gay!

Paul Jordan & Pablo Escobarscaredgay.buzzsprout.com
A Horror Movie podcast...with a Gay Agenda. Join Pablo and Paul every other week as they dissect their favorite and least favorite horror movies, explore queer themes, and make each other laugh/cringe along the way.
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Episodes

Sinners (2025)

This week the boys discuss not one, but two fine ass Michael B. Jordans. That's right, SG dives right into Ryan Cooglers instant classic, "Sinners." From talking about the word "cooze" to somehow bringing it back to Momtok, you don't want to miss this discussion on a top tier film that literally has everything you could want. --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul:...

Jul 07, 20252 hr 24 minSeason 4Ep. 102

Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025)

So. Like. The boys watched this. But had so much more fun talking about it. They talk about their love the Fear Street books, how great the original trilogy was, and like...how much they hated this one. But you'll have a lot of fun with this episode! Coming Soon: Sinners (2025) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronni...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 40 minSeason 4Ep. 101

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

This week the boys went to Vidal Sasoon! Join Pablo and Paul as they discuss Pablo's latest addition to the family, and do their best Minnie Castevet impressions. This movie is a classic and we may have a new classic Scared Gay episode. Also, Guy Woodhouse is a f*cking d*ck. Coming Soon - Fear Street: Prom Queen (2025) --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @pauly...

Jun 09, 20252 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 100

The Evil Dead (1981)

This week the boys pile into an Oldsmobile, and head to a small little cabin in rural Tennessee! That's right, they're discussing the horror classic that launched one of the best franchises every. All they really have to say is...well, they have a lot to say, but mainly that Cheryl is messy AF and we can't get enough. --- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyo...

Apr 21, 20251 hr 31 minSeason 4Ep. 99

Ju-On: The Grudge (2002)

Before we had the American one with kween Sarah Michelle Gellar, we had a truly scary, transformative ghost film. Japan's 2002 Ju-On: The Grudge. This week the boys travel to Japan to discuss this masterclass in "less is more." Between death rattles, strong performances, and general creepiness...what did you think? Coming Soon: The Evil Dead (1981) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pab...

Apr 01, 20251 hr 34 minSeason 4Ep. 98

The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

Tropes galore! And we are here for it. This week, the boys pack up their textbooks, pile into an RV and head to a controlled environment with a killer zombie family. That's right, they're tackling 2011's "The Cabin in the Woods." So much horror, so much humor, and the guys are so hot. Do the boys discuss more than how hot the guys are? Maybe? Is this a fun episode? Yes. Coming Soon: Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast Ti...

Mar 17, 20251 hr 52 minSeason 4Ep. 97

Host (2020)

Grab your drinks, a funny wig, and let's go back to the scariest time in history... Zoom Happy Hours during the Pandemic. Well. Sort of. This week the boys join a group of friends who decide it's a great idea to do a Seance on the internet. What could go wrong?? It's no secret the boys had a blast with this one, and hope you do do too. This is 2020's "Host"! Coming Soon: The Cabin in the Woods (2011) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @s...

Mar 03, 20251 hr 30 minSeason 4Ep. 96

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

This week the boys do not co-sign on the behavior of our main character, but are all about Sam Raimi's 2009 ode to B-Horror, "Drag Me to Hell" - the boys gab about it all, romani stereotpyes, Justin Long, and how lovingly unhinged Sylvia Ganush is. Enjoy! Coming Soon: Host (2020) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ro...

Feb 17, 20251 hr 41 minSeason 4Ep. 95

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

This week the boys strut their gay little asses down Skid Row! Join them as Pablo is slowly turning into a theater queen like Paul. They sing, they laugh, they cry. But mostly...they f*cking love our queen Audrey. Coming Soon: Drag Me to Hell ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork by Patrick All...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 34 minSeason 4Ep. 94

Terrifier 3 (2024)

Well it happened. The boys have changed their minds! Did they turn out to be fans of the franchise after all? Listen to find out in this finale of their Terrifier run! Coming Soon: Little Shop of Horrors (1986) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by Ronnie Carrier ronniecarrier.com Artwork by Patrick Allison Instagram: @waywardwink...

Jan 24, 20252 hr 2 minSeason 4Ep. 93

Terrifier 2 (2022)

And the boys are back again with Art the Clown! Only this time...it's...not great? Or is it? There's a lot to like - but there's also just a lot in general. From wildly inappropriate halloween teen costumes, BRUTAL kills, and that f*cking sword. They have a lot to say. Coming Soon: Terrifier 3 (2024) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music...

Jan 22, 20251 hr 43 minSeason 4Ep. 92

Terrifier (2016)

Season Four is here! To kick off a new year, we have a treat for you. It's shaped like a clown and is a true indie-darling. This week, the boys dive into the new classic that they might not agree on? But we do know that we can all agree: Art The Clown is terrifying. Coming Soon: Terrifier 2 (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul: @paulyoueverwanted Music by...

Jan 20, 20251 hr 49 minSeason 4Ep. 91

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

PUNISHMENT. IS. GOOD. But is this movie? This week the boys jingle their bells over to Utah to discuss Silent Night, Deadly Night. Does it have a hot AF killer? Yes. Does it try to make a statement about something deep then just give up? Also Yes. But regardless, you're gonna have some fun! [10:44] Episode Discussion Begins [26:44] Plot Breakdown begins ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.co...

Dec 23, 20241 hr 27 minSeason 3Ep. 90

The Conjuring (2013)

Gah damn are Patrick Wilson and that other Brad guy hot! This week, when not thirsting over two of the guys in this film, the boys tackle the James Wan haunted film classic, The Conjuring. Listen as the boys talk about all the good scares, how problematic the Warrens were, and talk sh*t on those ugly robes. [11:49] Film discussion begins Coming Soon: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast E...

Dec 09, 20241 hr 52 minSeason 3Ep. 89

Thanksgiving (2023)

F*ck you! F*ck your cousin! F*ck your second cousin! This week the boys graciously wrap up Eli Roth month with the new holiday classic, 2023's "Thanksgiving." And boy oh boy do they have a lot to say. Spoiler alert: a lot of it is good. Happy Thanksgiving! [9:59] Film discussion begins ...but there's a small Chris cameo before it you don't want to miss. Coming Soon: The Conjuring (2013) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcas...

Nov 25, 20241 hr 49 minSeason 3Ep. 88

Hostel: Part II (2007)

Kicking off Eli Roth month, the boys travel to Slovakia to visit their favorite lodgings ever! Just kidding...maybe. But this week the boys dive into toxic masculinity & incels, gorgeous hot springs, and that f*cking intense scene. You know which one we're talking about. [16:01] Film Discussion begins Coming Soon: Thanksgiving (2023) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexe...

Nov 13, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 3Ep. 87

Halloween II (1981)

Happy Halloween! The boys sure had fun with this one. From talking about Pablo just being chaotic, to discussions on the whole brother/sister storyline, to Paul's love for how utterly unhinged Dr. Loomis is. What did you think of this synth-filled (potentially unnecessary?) sequel to a classic? Coming Soon... Hostel: Part II (2007) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercists...

Oct 28, 20241 hr 43 minSeason 3Ep. 86

BONE-US: The Substance (2024)

Surprise! With all the (deserved) hype about this Demi Moore classic, the boys couldn't help but do an episode. In this Bone-Us episode you'll still get all the usual behind the scenes facts, ratings, just a little more free flow with the plot, and shorter. Kind of like a tight but mildly sloppy bottom. Overall, the boys had A LOT to say about this film. Spoilers abound! ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredg...

Oct 21, 202446 minSeason 3Ep. 85

#ChadGetsTheAxe (2022)

See us LIVE with Media Meltdown at the 4-Star Theatre in SF with Media Meltdown for a showing of Vamp (1986) TICKETS HERE! This week’s episode has it all! Fart videos, Nicole Scherzinger, and of course the 2022 horror film, #chadgetstheaxe This gem of a film caught the boys off guard in the best way possible. Do they like Chad? Do they hate him? Are they happy he got the axe? Listen to find out! [14:30] Film discussion begins Coming Soon: Halloween 2 (1981) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a...

Oct 14, 20241 hr 47 minSeason 3Ep. 84

Hellraiser (2022)

A recovering addict, a cenobite, and that guy from 13 Reasons Why walk into a bar... Jokes aside, we're back with our back-to-back Hellraiser series! This time, tackling 2022's reboot directed by David Bruckner. And the feelings are...interesting. Does it have what the original had? Maybe not. But it's queer AF and The Priest came to slay. Coming Soon: #ChadGetsTheAxe (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: sca...

Sep 30, 20241 hr 53 minSeason 3Ep. 83

Hellraiser (1987)

This week the boys get their kink on with none other than Pinhead himself! That's right, they a great time discussing Clive Barker's SexXxy (?) classic, "Hellraiser." There's a fine line between pleasure and pain, but there's definitely no line between whether or not this episode is f*cking fun. Coming Soon: Hellraiser (2022) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercistsf Paul...

Sep 16, 20242 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 82

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

The boys are divided y'all! This episode has quite the fun discussion on a film that has a great reputation, but is it deserved? Is it a masterpiece? Though there's one thing we can all agree on: Jane Doe is serving in the 2016 supernatural horror film, "The Autopsy of Jane Doe." Enjoy! [12:33] Film Discussion begins Coming Soon: Hellraiser (1987) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pabl...

Sep 02, 20241 hr 38 minSeason 3Ep. 81

Scream 2 (1997)

This week the boys are hanging out at the Omega Beta Zeta house to discuss the Kween of all sequels, "Scream 2"! Between random jokes about natural disasters, Randy's gross ass facial hair, and how hot Jerry O'Connell is...get ready for another "Scared Gay!" classic. [10:15] Episode Discussion Begins Coming Soon: The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @...

Aug 19, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 3Ep. 80

Coraline (2009)

They boys have been doing some crazy movies lately, so let's make it a little more family friendly...but still keep it spooky! This week they cover 2009's Stop-Motion film, "Coraline." Between a snatched other mother, and some fabulous old ladies downstairs, the boys had a blast with this one. What did you think of Coraline?? [11:37] Episode Discussion Begins [28:31] Plot Breakdown Coming Soon: Scream 2 (1997) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast...

Aug 05, 20241 hr 37 minSeason 3Ep. 79

MaXXXine (2024)

Fam. Wait until you hear Pablo’s “accent work.” This week the boys finish the X-Trilogy with this summer’s most anticipated release, “MaXXXine.” They had a blast with this film and we know you will too. Remember to not accept a life you do not deserve! [15:47] Film discussion begins [29:28] Plot Breakdown Coming Soon: Coraline (2009) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.com Pablo: @theexercis...

Jul 22, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 3Ep. 78

Climax (2018)

**Literally all of the content warnings** - For this week's episode, the boys dance their way over to France for Gaspar Noe's "Climax." This movie has all the foreplay with an explosive ending that deserves all the discussions. Also, one of your hosts loves it and the other...does not. You don't want to miss this. Bonne écoute! [10:12] Film Discussion begins [35:36] Plot Breakdown [1:37:55] What's your Anal...sis? Coming Soon: MaXXXine (2024) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow...

Jul 08, 20241 hr 56 minSeason 3Ep. 77

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

Are you really a queer podcast if you don’t discuss this film? Jesus, the boys had a BLAST discussing what is regarded as one of the gayest horror films ever: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. How people didn’t realize they were making a queer film, we will never know. But we do know that this movie is so much fun. Coming Soon: Climax (2018) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scaredgaypodcast@gmail.c...

Jun 24, 20242 hr 14 minSeason 3Ep. 76

Psycho Beach Party (2000) feat. Buffy Gays

Happy Pride! To kick off Pride Month, the boys are joined by Kyle & Zach of Buffy Gays to discuss the gay ole cult film: Psycho Beach Party! Grab your surfboards, alternate personalities, and enjoy one of the campiest films they’ve covered yet! 19:25 - Film discussion begins Follow Buffy Gays - do it now! Coming Soon: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypodcast Email: scar...

Jun 04, 20242 hr 20 minSeason 3Ep. 75

Misery (1990) feat. Two Cents Critic

“THE CACK-A-DOOODIE CAHHH!” This week the boys are joined by Arthur of Two Cents Critic to discuss the 1990’s Misery! Starring none other than Kathy Bates AKA Mother. You don’t want to miss this discussion of the film (and a bit of the book). You could say this episode serves (James) Caan…t. Follow Two Cents Critic! https://linktr.ee/two_centscritic Coming Soon: Psycho Beach Party (2000) feat. Buffy Gays ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTo...

May 20, 20242 hr 25 minSeason 3Ep. 74

Pearl (2022)

Listeners, YOU ARE A STAR! This week the boys kick it off with a fun discussion on drinking in the Castro before tackling the second installment of the “X” trilogy, “Pearl.” Listen as they dissect familial relationships, dreams, and how hot David Corenswet is. Disclaimer: Paul’s mic had some issues so please forgive a little echo! [10:17] Episode discussion begins Coming Soon: Misery (1990) ---- Don't forget to rate us / leave a review! Follow us! Instagram: @scaredgaypodcast TikTok @scaredgaypo...

May 06, 20241 hr 50 minSeason 3Ep. 73
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