Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys continue the Summer of Fear with an explosive look at fireworks. Part bomb, part party, fireworks have been making people ooh, aah, and scream since the second century BC...which means they've been killing people almost as long. From fireworks' royal history to the biggest body counts and the largest fireworks accidents on...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 34 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys are joined by Sarge and Dave from Cryptid Cocktail Party to take a deep dive into the history of shark attacks, the most vicious on record, and the possibility that the Megalodon - one of the largest predators of all time - still lurks in our planet's waters. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters"...
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 47 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys kick off their SUMMER OF FEAR with a terrifying trip through the microscopic world of brain eating amoeba. Go behind the headlines to learn what exactly these things can do to your brain, how common they are, and what you can do to keep yourself safe. (Hint: stay out of the water.) Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo....
May 29, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys lose their minds on a meth bender through time and space. From the origins of the drug in the reeds of a 125 million year old plant, to its powerful effects on the body and mind, to a tale of a trip so wild it borders on the supernatural, this episode just might keep you up for days. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weird...
May 15, 2025•1 hr 53 min
DISCLAIMER: THIS BONUS EPISODE IS FILLED WITH SPOILERS FOR THE FILM, “SINNERS,” SO DO NOT LISTEN TO IT BEFORE SEEING THE FILM. With everyone talking about Sinners these days, it felt weird that it doesn't come up in our Vampires episode, so Ed assembled a crack team of previous SATT guests to have a candid, barely fang-deep chat about the smash hit vampire film… and with Chris unavailable... may God help us. Huge thanks to Pat Casey, Josh Miller, and Jackson Stewart for returning to SATT HQ at a...
May 06, 2025•54 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys team up with writer/director Jackson Stewart for a stake-deep dive into the heart of vampires. From ancient monsters to modern cinema, this episode drags it all from the shadows and into the light. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:09 - Houseke...
May 01, 2025•1 hr 50 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys book tickets on the USS SCARED and take a doomed vacation through the world of cruises. All aboard for stops at the Titanic, COVID vessels, and the haunted Queen Mary! Warning: No refunds. All fares final. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:27 -...
Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 39 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys get meta - talking about sleep deprivation while experiencing sleep deprivation. It's a mind melting, sense scrambling journey through a kind of hell that only exists in nightmares. If you can get to sleep at all... Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro ...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 43 min
ATTENTION: THIS EPISODE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. THE STORIES ARE VERY GRAPHIC, AND THE COMMENTARY MIGHT INCLUDE MORE LEVITY THAN PERHAPS YOU'D FIND COMFORTABLE. This week, comedian Mike Recine joins the boys to discuss his greatest fear: chimp-assisted genital detachment syndrome. The trio tackle the dangerous combination of cuteness and aggression in chimpanzees, their evolutionary victories over humans, and what happens when our worlds collide in spectacularly violent ways. Don't love ev...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 22 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Sparked by the recent wildfires that threatened Chris' home, America's favorite scaredy cats explore these powerful and destructive forces. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:26 - Housekeeping 00:06:24 - Producer Roll Call 00:09:00 - We’re Talking Wildfires 00:21:3...
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr 35 min
With a newborn baby keeping Chris from getting a slick new episode finished, we’ve decided to share one of our premium monthly live shows with the public for the very first time. And not just any episode. The VERY FIRST episode! Back when we were young and dumb and a technical abomination. It was a real learning experience, and only got better from there. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Housekeeping and Explainer 00:05:47 - Th...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 36 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys turn to religious texts, doctors, and the people who claim to have gone, to get a better idea of just how many hells they might have waiting for them. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:28 - Baby Felix Update 00:09:56 - Producer Roll Call 00:11:...
Feb 13, 2025•2 hr 9 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys begin a new series exploring bad trips - starting with what can happen when an LSD experience goes wrong. Get ready to get scrambled! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:19 - Housekeeping 00:02:43 - We’re Talking Bad Trips 00:09:17 - Personal Tri...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 53 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys ascend to horrifying heights and plunge to life-ending lows as they learn all about how elevators can crush, maim, and kill. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:32 - Housekeeping 00:03:32 - We’re Talking Elevator Disasters 00:17:11 - Elevator Dis...
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 24 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys trust no one in their exploration of gang stalking, a phenomenon experienced by thousands of innocent victims. Who is behind it? What do they want? And what happens if they decide to stalk you next? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:37 - Housek...
Jan 23, 2025•2 hr 1 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Still affected by the fires, the boys have put together a very special episode to hold you over. AMA-Palooza is a collection of answers to the fans' most pressing questions about monsters, movies, frogs, and the rest of life's little miracles. NOTE: This collects AMA's 1-3 from SATT Premium. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's so...
Jan 16, 2025•2 hr 15 min
We weren't supposed to have an episode this week, but with everyone reaching out to check in on us, we wanted to get on mic to let you know that we're currently safe, and with Chris still under evacuation orders, we thought we'd also give you a short peek into what evacuating from a fire is like.
Jan 12, 2025•29 min
This week, the boys take a drive over the scariest bridges in the world: failing ones. Which it turns out is actually lots of them. How bad is the situation? And what happens when these architectural marvels finally break down? Plus: how to survive a bridge collapse! Sort of. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Housekeeping 00:09:49 - We’re Talking Bridge Collapses 00:24:20 - A Meander Through Bridge Collapses in ...
Jan 02, 2025•1 hr 40 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the Hose Boys kick off Season Five by dialing the clocks back almost a quarter century to the night of Dec. 31st, 1999. Y2K was on everyone's lips. Society was going to collapse at the stroke of midnight. How did we manage to survive? And how long until the next digital disaster? Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's som...
Dec 19, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys say "RIP God Bless" to Season Four with a super-sized return to the Fear of The Unknown series. From bridge beasts to frog men, the boys examine some unusual cryptids that rarely make headlines. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:30 - Housekeepi...
Nov 28, 2024•2 hr 39 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys swing by the bodega to buy a ticket to financial freedom -- only to find out that winning the lottery can put them straight into an early grave. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Housekeeping 00:05:30 - We’re Talking Winning The Lottery 00...
Nov 21, 2024•1 hr 55 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys explore a fear of earthquakes that looms over their daily lives in Southern California. But not just any earthquake. The Big One. What will it be like when it hits? Will the boys survive? Only one way to find out! Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 00:00:00 - Intro 00...
Nov 14, 2024•1 hr 43 min
Chris and Ed open the inbox one last time to close out the week of too many treats. Thanks for joining us on this 5 episodes in 5 days run to celebrate our anniversary. We'll probably start answering e-mails more quickly now!
Nov 04, 2024•57 min
The week of too many treats continues with ALL HAT MAN ALL THE TIME (plus one little bonus story in there). So join us as we go through a bunch of listener-submitted stories chronicling their potential run-ins with the man himself.
Nov 04, 2024•1 hr 14 min
If you listen to the show, then you know we’re the pits when it comes to e-mail. It’s part that we’re bad about checking, and part that we get overwhelmed when we do. So we thought it would be fun (aka: a long grueling chore) to spend our anniversary trying to make up for year of un-replied to e-mails — RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. Let’s open the inbox and hit send on the first of 3 listener-engagement-ridden Anniversary BONUS EPISODES.
Nov 02, 2024•1 hr
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 0...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 36 min
Chris and Ed get up to trouble when looking for episode ideas in the Midnight Library in this Astonishing Legends Network crossover. Will they be successful at finding any? Or at acting? Find out in the Scared All The Time version of the Midnight Library crossover.
Oct 30, 2024•27 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. Inspired by horrifying Halloween rumors of Satanic sacrifice on All Hallow's Eve, the boys take a look back at human sacrifice throughout the centuries. Who practiced it? Why? And what benefits did it really offer society? The answers might shock you. Don't love every word we say? Ok, weirdo. Here's some "chapters" to find what you DO love: 0...
Oct 24, 2024•1 hr 37 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola ( Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts ) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary ) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys take a haunted trip around the world to explore the history of the child-eating monster known as the boogeyman. From Michael Myers to pirates to sack-men to an ancient serial killer with the wealth of a billionaire and a body count for the history books, Chris and Ed leave no stone unturned and no closet un-opened in this ...
Oct 17, 2024•1 hr 44 min
Join hosts Ed Voccola (Rick and Morty, Bless The Harts) and Chris Cullari (Blumhouse, The Aviary) for a wild trip through the world of what scares them. This week, the boys are joined by Ally Malinenko , author of the upcoming middle grade horror book Broken Dolls , to talk about the scariest toy ever created: Dolls! From the uncanny valley, to Victorian doll funerals and the Reborn doll craze, they’ll sift through the toy box to discover what makes dolls so scary. Don't love every word we say? ...
Oct 10, 2024•1 hr 30 min
