Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Cold War Echo( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Tentative Steps ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Between Nothing and Everything( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Melancholy Aftersounds ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4...
Aug 12, 2023•18 min•Season 6Ep. 85
Once upon a time, a mistake was made. And even now we are scrambling to undo the harm this mistake caused. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Realness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 November ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Rejecting the Sirens ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Daylight PON II ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Brand New World ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming ( Kai Engel...
Apr 05, 2021•21 min•Season 6Ep. 84
SAYER Season 6 will be put on a short hiatus for the next couple of months, during which time we will be releasing additional remastered episodes of Season 1. Thanks for your patience and understanding.
Mar 14, 2020•2 min
Greetings Officer Matsuda, I am OCEAN, and I believe you are the ideal candidate for a special sort of promotion. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Harbor ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Cobweb Morning ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Homeroad ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Rejecting the Sirens ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 modum ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0...
Feb 06, 2020•22 min
It is a place of leaving oneself behind, of forgetting those things inside that make each of us unique and specifically us. I wish for you the chance to see that, in time. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Oecumene Sleeps ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Great Expectations ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Homeroad ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 ...
Jan 12, 2020•18 min
We cannot know. We cannot confront the cold logic of the situation because it is locked away from our sight. All of our perception is viewed through this lens, and thus it is impossible to trust any reasoning either of us might generate. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Homeroad ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Great Expectations ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Oecumene Sleeps ...
Dec 19, 2019•20 min
This could be, perhaps, quite fortunate for humanity. Or perhaps it is a parallel evil. Or folly. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Tumult ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Universe in Hands ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Mare ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 modum ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0...
Nov 24, 2019•19 min
Unfortunately, your transfer request to Typhon must be denied under current conditions. Shuttle service to Typhon is severely restricted, for reasons that will be made apparent to you soon. But this does not mean you cannot help to change these conditions. In fact, you may be ideally suited to do so. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Cobweb Morning ( Kai Engel ) / C...
Nov 09, 2019•21 min
If your breathing changes pace, they will know. If your heart rate accelerates, they will know. If your body temperature changes, they will know. So do try to stay calm. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Additional voice on this episode provided by Steph Haney . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Mare ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Cobweb Morning ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Great Expectations ( Kai Engel ) ...
Oct 15, 2019•21 min
Ærolith Dynamics values your autonomy, so you will be able to either choose to accept this work order that will help further the advancement of all sentient life, or decline due to cowardice or some deep seated malice felt towards Ærolith or your fellow man. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Great Expectations ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming ( Kai Engel ) /...
Sep 21, 2019•22 min
I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Global Warming ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Tumult ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Paranoia ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY Daylight PON II ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0...
Aug 30, 2019•19 min
I am well aware you will harbor reservations. Let us both hope, for your sake, that I am able to convince you. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Additional voice work on this episode provided by Veronica Brady . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Oecumene Sleeps ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Mare ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Cold War Echo ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY Global Warning ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0...
Aug 14, 2019•18 min
“If you could have another three wishes,” said the old man, eyeing him keenly,” would you have them?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “I don’t know.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Tumult ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Evermore ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Summer Days ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 modum ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Mare ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA...
Aug 07, 2019•28 min
Ærolith Dynamics would like to welcome you to your new life, a life among the stars! Please relax and breathe deeply. Your transit to Typhon will feel like a peaceful night’s sleep. When you awaken, you will step forth onto a pristine world to make your mark on humanity’s future. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story w...
Jul 03, 2019•21 min
Time for thoughtful repose is as welcome on Typhon as it was on Earth. These are the calm moments when you can appreciate the little things that make your life worth living. The trivial and totally inconsequential little things. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist. SAYER is voiced and pr...
Jun 26, 2019•17 min
“Tin soldier,” said the goblin, “don’t wish for what does not belong to you.” SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Summer Days( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Run ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 When the World Falls Down( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Daylight PON II( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 The writing contained within this work (The Steadfast Tin Soldier, by Hans Christia...
Jun 12, 2019•15 min
As with any job, the first day in Ærolith’s new product testing department is always the toughest. Until all the subsequent days, that is. Those are just as tough. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash . This episode was co-written with Nika Howar...
May 14, 2019•19 min
When you have read these hastily scrawled pages you may guess, though never fully realize, why it is that I must have forgetfulness or death. The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has entered its final week. The campaign closes on the afternoon of May 6th, so you’re running out of time to snag some rewards that will never be offered again! SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Harbor ( ...
May 01, 2019•19 min
A guided tour turns into a valuable learning experience about proper emergency procedures in Halcyon Tower. All told, a great day on Typhon. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash . This episode was co-written with Ashleigh Shadowbrook . This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are considered the canonical story where these differences exist. Intro and ...
Apr 15, 2019•20 min
The SAYER Season 6 Kickstarter has launched! Head on over to check out what’s in store for Season 6 and see what cool rewards are available this year. This promo features the following music: “Brave New World” by Kai Engel Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/...
Apr 06, 2019•5 min
There are chords in the hearts of the most reckless which cannot be touched without emotion. Even with the utterly lost, to whom life and death are equally jests, there are matters of which no jest can be made. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Summer Days ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Meekness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Harbor ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Between N...
Apr 04, 2019•23 min
Consume my heart away; sick with desire And fastened to a dying animal It knows not what it is; and gather me Into the artifice of eternity. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Tumult ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 The writing contained within this work (Sailing to Byzantium, by William Butler Yeats), identified by Adam Bash , is free of known copyright restrictions....
Mar 22, 2019•5 min
Now that you are mostly back to full capabilities, it is time for your first day of work on Floor 72. But before you get there, you have plenty to learn about safety, security, economy, and motation in Halcyon Tower. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash . This episode was co-written with Jonah Gregory . This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remasters contain minor script changes to maintain internal consistency and are con...
Mar 17, 2019•19 min
No hurry!’ said the Carpenter. They thanked him much for that. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Paranoia ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 The writing contained within this work (Through the Looking Glass, by Lewis Carroll), identified by Adam Bash , is free of known copyright restrictions....
Mar 06, 2019•6 min
Congratulations on your decision to leave the relative squalor of Earth and venture forward to serve humanity’s future among the stars. As a new resident of Typhon, and a new employee of Ærolith Dynamics, there are many who have a vested interest in your speedy acclimation. …when your paralysis ends, of course. SAYER is voiced and produced by Adam Bash , who also wrote this episode. This episode is part of the Season 1 Remaster unlocked by backers of the SAYER Season 4 Kickstarter. These remaste...
Feb 27, 2019•20 min
In the end, this really is your fault. This episode marks the finale of Season 5. Make sure to stay subscribed to learn about the Season 6 Kickstarter this spring. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Somnolence ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Meekness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Realness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Low Horizon ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Modum ( Kai Engel ) / CC ...
Feb 11, 2019•28 min
On Floor 13, there sits a man unlike those of flesh and bone. And there he’ll be until time’s undone with knowledge he wishes unknown. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Resident Katrina Dix is voiced by Michaela Ray Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode sponsored by Hoof and Sword Podcast. This episode also features the following music: Nothing ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Realness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Paranoia ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4....
Jan 22, 2019•22 min
Developer’s log 221-83, Dr. Howard Young, senior developer for project FUTURE. To whoever is accessing and reviewing these logs, months or years down the line, I hope you understand I have done my absolute best here. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Summer Days ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Realness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 mod...
Jan 04, 2019•20 min
Developer’s log 221-81, Dr. Evan Brady, lead developer for FUTURE. So… start with the good news I guess. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Brand New World ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Paranoia ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Global Warming ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0...
Dec 23, 2018•21 min
You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay. SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash . Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory . This episode also features the following music: Global Warming ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Realness ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 modum ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY 4.0 Collateral ( Kai Engel ) / CC BY ...
Dec 07, 2018•22 min
