We start the show off with a little wedding drama. The best man turns out to be a skirt-chasing cad. Should the bride & groom boot him out of the wedding or plug their noses and let him stand up? A married man isn't getting any at home. Can we blame him if he accepts the occasional blow job from a gay man? An American woman living in the Middle-East is dating a Pakistani man. He's a lousy, selfish lover, and deeply religious. Any ideas what she should do with him? Any ideas at all? 206-201-2...
Mar 22, 2011•47 min•Ep. 231
At the age of 22, a married woman is sick of sex with her husband and wants to branch out. Can Dan save her marriage? How can you avoid the typical pitfalls of a friends-with-benefits relationship? After a sadistic lover violated her safe word, a kinky woman is feeling gun-shy about kinky sex. So is her husband. And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.
Mar 09, 2011•48 min•Ep. 230
Mike Huckabee? You're not going to like this show one bit. When friends are dickheads: two tales of nasty pals. One who insults his girlfriend and treats her poorly. Another who writes about his girlfriend on a sex blog against her wishes. Eeesh. She's young. She's kinky. She has a high sex drive. And… she likes to wear diapers and drink from a sippy cup. How can this lass find true love? And a lot more. Tell us your tale, won't you? 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Downlo...
Mar 04, 2011•43 min•Ep. 229
A gay man who used to be bullied in high school testifies that when you get older, not only does it get better…it gets interesting. Three tales of porn: A man's long distance girlfriend forbids him from watching porn. A porn-friendly lady wants more porn, porn made for ladies. And, a man's boyfriend fucks him like it's a porno movie- no foreplay, no nothing. And that sucks! By the way, we hope you enjoyed Lady Porn Day. Call us up! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 perce...
Mar 01, 2011•45 min•Ep. 228
A crazy bitch who goes out dancing on a second date with a guy she really likes ends up making out with a completely different guy on the dance floor, and then she worries about being perceived as a "crazy bitch." "I want to do anal right," proclaims a man preparing to pleasure his girlfriend. To help field this one, Dan enlists the help of Tristan Taormino, author of "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women." A man wonders aloud if he has any recourse when his white flannel sheets get stained ...
Feb 22, 2011•44 min•Ep. 227
It's the long-awaited episode with Mistress Matisse! Meet one of the few people who can make Dan Savage squirm. Topics covered: a sub who scares her dom's dick; "skin play"; unsexy, unwilling hostage situations; and a lot more. Faggot + dominatrix = delightful rapport. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter "Pony" at checkout. Mistress commands you to visit her website:
Feb 11, 2011•47 min•Ep. 226
Come hear the tale of the lying bisexual who chickened out and denied her bisexuality to a friend. Now she's paying the price. An ex-Mormon teen wants to have some casual hook-ups. But it turns out that you can take the girl out of Utah, but you can't take the Utah out of the girl. The sugar-daddy decision: One caller is considering finding a sugar daddy to help pay the bills. Another caller has a chilling cautionary tale about being a sugar baby. Is it worth it? Be careful ladies... 206-201-272...
Feb 08, 2011•43 min•Ep. 225
This week, Dan brings on Amy Lang—sex educator, author, and a generally hilarious and charming guest. All of today's calls concern how parents deal with sexuality and how to talk to your kids about sex. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Learn about Amy Lang at Amy will also be answering your questions over at
Jan 26, 2011•48 min•Ep. 224
A woman who broke up with her boyfriend after one year suffers from ADG (advanced dumper's guilt.) How can she get over it? In what sounds like an after-school special, a high-school couple really want to get it on. But the boy's violin teacher is poisoning the relationship! The drama! Violins! A queer woman wonders if she can maintain her friendship with a conservative Christian woman who thinks she's going to hell. How can you be friends with a woman like that? Can you? 206-201-2720 Today's ep...
Jan 21, 2011•43 min•Ep. 223
New and Improved! Reduce, reuse, recycle. Does this apply to condoms? Should a boyfriend be expected to help pay for birth control pills? A rape survivor wonders if she should let her boyfriend engage in "rape play" as a form of therapy. And a lot more Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve
Jan 18, 2011•40 min•Ep. 222
Sorry about the sound quality on some of this, folks. It gets better. Speaking of! Dan talks with the brilliant Rebecca Drysdale about her nearly perfect song/video to accompany the It Gets Better Project. A woman's ex-lover and current roommate is wacking off in a pair of her old underwear. Just how creeped out should she be? A bisexual man is frustrated that people (both men and women) dump him when they find out he's bi. So why should he even tell them? And more. Call us up. 206-201-2720 This...
Jan 11, 2011•49 min•Ep. 221
A gay man posted some photos of himself wearing a dress. Now his family is FREAKING OUT. How can he explain that being a little freaky doesn't make him a transsexual? Meanwhile, a very game woman is dating a confused cross-dresser. Is he gay? Is he transexual? Dan chats with Helen Boyd- author of "My Husband Betty" to get the scoop. A bisexual man is not out to his family. Is he morally obligated to tell them even when he doesn't have a boyfriend? All this, and more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Toda...
Jan 04, 2011•45 min•Ep. 220
A college co-ed is mortified at her own behavior at a frat party. Can she recast her image from drunken ho to witty sophisticate? After 12 years of marriage a man finds himself at an impasse. He's not getting any. She's not giving any. He doesn't want to pay for it, demand it or lie about it. What's a hard-up husband to do? It's hard to be out n' proud when you just feel like a lesbian homewrecker. Hey baby. How's it goin'? Did you find this podcast "formulaic?" 206-201-2720 This episode is brou...
Dec 20, 2010•46 min•Ep. 219
Her boyfriend wets the bed. Should this be a dealbreaker? A straight man repeatedly "finds himself" getting his dick sucked by his creepy neighbor. Bi-curious much? A 16 year old girl gets busted by her mother for sending pictures of herself to a 39 year old man. Who's the hero here? Call us. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible.com Download a free audio book of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project...
Dec 20, 2010•52 min•Ep. 218
"It's not you. I'm just not ready for a relationship." How should a man deal with these crazy-making words? A woman used to be a bit of a slut. Now she's monogamous with her man. But the man keeps obsessing about her past. How can they build trust? Don't you hate it when your new boyfriend has a crazy girlfriend that he's recently impregnated? Jealousy. It's what's for dinner. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Sav...
Dec 14, 2010•46 min•Ep. 217
A gay man's entire Catholic family knows he's gay. When will he come out already so they can meet his boyfriend? Want to punish your parents? Why not join a queer porn collective? Birthday etiquette: A concerned aunt gives her lesbian niece a packet of ex-gay propaganda, warning that she will go to hell if she doesn't magically turn straight. Is this a) kind, b) polite, c) a fun gift to get, or d) none of the above. Relatives! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 5...
Dec 07, 2010•48 min•Ep. 216
How do you make the transition from massage parlors to dating? A self-acknowedged cheater used to cheat, currently cheats and will cheat again. Should he consider an open relationship? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, reliable, and confidential STD testing: 888-387-1879
Nov 30, 2010•39 min•Ep. 215
A young kinkster doesn't know how to tell her newly deflowered boyfriend that she wants him to slap her silly. Beware the man who says he only meets women who are boring, or crazy or bitches. Also, if you fool around with a man who doesn't listen to you when you say "no," it's quite alright to send him packing into the cold, cold night. And other cautionary tales. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by AudiblePodcast.Com/Savage. Download a free audio book of your choice today. Check out ...
Nov 23, 2010•49 min•Ep. 214
Clown porn- balloon poodles will never be the same. How do you tell your partner that she should lose a little weight? Is it racist to dig Mexican men? And Dan is joined by Wayne Besen of "Truth Wins Out" on how to deal with victims of the ex-gay movement. Apniatic? 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call...
Nov 16, 2010•53 min•Ep. 213
If you're dating a poly lady, does that automatically make YOU poly? How do you keep those pesky pubic hairs from getting trapped in the cock ring? Hear about how paella cost a man one week of sex. Hopefully it was really good paella. How many naked pictures of your boyfriend's ex are too many? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brou...
Nov 09, 2010•46 min•Ep. 212
A gay man watches in horror as his gay friend attempts to become straight in order to please Jesus Christ. Meanwhile, an ex-Mormon and current foot-fetishist wonders if it's dishonest to give his girlfriend a foot rub. A grandpa is worried about the porn watching habits of his grandson. Though he used to spank it pretty good in his day... And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/Sava...
Nov 02, 2010•39 min•Ep. 211
Dan is joined by Christopher Ryan, coauthor of Sex at Dawn. The two attempt to tackle your freaky sex problems from an evolutionary psychologist's perspective. Dan just wants to talk about plunger dicks, big sperm babies, and bonobo vulvas. Science! 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project. Today's episode is brought to you by Get STD Tested. Call today for easy, ...
Oct 27, 2010•58 min•Ep. 210
It's the Damsels in Distress episode! A college coed lost her virginity while blasted drunk. Though she remembers giving consent, her shame caused her to call it rape. Now what? Another woman got pregnant with her brand-new boyfriend. Should she keep the baby? She and her fiancé broke up. Can they stay living together in their teeny tiny apartment as friends? Women! 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at check...
Oct 19, 2010•46 min•Ep. 209
A woman and her mother have a tumultuous relationship. How will she take is when her daughter comes out as poly? A man and his wife have a great sex life, except she won't fuck his pal. Does pegging make you gay? Real men actually wonder this. Remember: It's just a dolphin. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download...
Oct 12, 2010•39 min•Ep. 208
A woman is married to a cruel dickhead, pure 'n' simple. Will she DTMFA? Confused Unicorn: A married bisexual is chagrined by the treatment she gets among the gays. The poignant question is, is the B in LGBT silent? A woman uses the wrong pronoun to address a transsexual pal. All hell breaks loose. And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten Today's episode is brought to y...
Oct 05, 2010•52 min•Ep. 207
It's the bisexual visibility show! All bisexuals, all of the time. Happy belated Bisexuality Day. Call us up. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Check out Dan's It Gets Better Project
Sep 28, 2010•52 min•Ep. 206
A gay man is bewildered when a lover asks him to save his spunk in a Ziplock bag. If the lady you're making love to tells you that you don't need to wear a condom, is she saying the same thing to all the other fellas? Two tales of massages with happy endings. One of them getting happier and happier
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Sep 21, 2010•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 205
A woman's boyfriend got fired in May and still hasn't gotten his ass off the couch. Should she cut and run or hang in there? A lesbian grapples with her hypnosis fetish. A woman's new lover whimpers like a kicked puppy when having sex. She finds this
not so sexy. And on and on. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Adam and Eve. Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Click here: http://j.mp/SavageAdamEve Today's episode is also brought to ...
Sep 14, 2010•47 min•Ep. 204
Polyamory: There's a dark side, you know. When a stripper pays you extra attention at a strip club, does it automatically mean you're being hustled? Gusher on Aisle 3! This lady has the dubious problem of ejaculating so much that she needs three layers of towels lest she soak the bed. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today here: http://j.mp/savageaudible Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent ...
Sep 07, 2010•49 min•Ep. 203
Dan is joined by Adam Carolla for a tag team on three-ways. (For the first and last time...) And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by Smitten Kitten. Get 20 percent off your order when you enter "Savage" at checkout: http://j.mp/SavageKitten
Aug 31, 2010•44 min•Ep. 202
