A high-school student marvels at the vast army of bisexuals marching through the halls. A man got his messed-up girlfriend pregnant. Now she's living in hotels with the child, and he wants custody. Is it cool to wear your girlfriend's clothes at work? Actress dates actor. Actor breaks up with actress. But now, actor and actress are cast in a show in which they play lovers. Save me a seat! Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jun 30, 2009•35 min•Ep. 141
Two tales of texting exes: Is obsessive texting a modern way of cheating? Her friend is in a miserable, sexless marriage. Is it wrong to advise her to cheat in order to save the relationship? A betrothed couple have been saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons. But what if they're a lousy match sexually? Would that make God happy? Well would it? Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast....
Jun 23, 2009•34 min•Ep. 140
A man in his 20s is dating an 18-year-old woman. He's trying to be a good and responsible lover but still wonders if he's being a creep. A man and his mother watching TV together argue about whether rape fantasies are icky or not. She's into being humiliated. He's into humiliating her. Still, she wonders: "Why is he doing this to me?" And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jun 16, 2009•33 min•Ep. 139
First, a semantics discussion. Does the word "fetish" have to be so very dirty? A man in his 20s wonders if he can calm his brain down and curb his desire to bang every woman he sees. A woman complains that her lover won't go down on her, yells at her, and then whines that he doesn't want her to break up with him. When is the right time for a bisexual come out to his lovers? And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of you...
Jun 09, 2009•29 min•Ep. 138
Poly pain: It's so sad when one person wants to open the relationship and the other doesn't. You know what else is sad? When your boyfriend tells you he's asexual. A woman with strong pro-gay rights views discovers to her horror that her fiancé is against gay marriage. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jun 02, 2009•45 min•Ep. 137
A woman wonders if she lacks a clitoris. Dan speaks with a guest human-sexuality expert to get the answer. A 19-year-old REALLY doesn't want to get his anorexic girlfriend pregnant. Would you? A fit and confident 17-year-old gay boy on the swim team struggles with his crush on a macho dickhead. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.
May 26, 2009•44 min•Ep. 136
A potentially kinky female college nerd is having a hard time finding others of her ilk. A gay man wants to come out to his longtime conservative religious buddy. Does this spell the end of their friendship? She likes lesbian porn. She lies to her boyfriend about liking lesbian porn. What will happen when she comes clean? Hear the yapping of dog-lovers offended by Dan's anti-dog sentiments. Bad Dan Savage. No more cookies. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to yo...
May 19, 2009•35 min•Ep. 135
Obama has yanked funding for abstinence-only education. But the damage is done. Just how dumb is our children? Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. But boy has decided to adhere to an obscure Jewish tenet that disallows any contact between boys and girls. What's a nice sane Jewish girl to do? She likes to be on top, but she feels like he finds it terribly, terribly dull. Should she demand that he perk up? Here's a man who only gets off if he imagines that he's impregnating his lady. And a lot more. C...
May 12, 2009•40 min•Ep. 134
A caller, speaking for all the unrealizable fetishists of the world, reassures Dan that he needn't worry so much. Dog custody: the problem with visiting her dog is that she has to see that other bitch. Listen to a man fight for self-control as he describes his jealousy problem. A conversation with Tristan Taormino, author of "Opening Up" on the do's and don'ts of open relationships. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
May 05, 2009•38 min•Ep. 133
OMG! After we stayed at my aunt and uncle's place, they totally found a used condom and some lube! But it wasn't ours! Should a gay man come out to his extended family at an upcoming wedding? Ladies: Dan Savage, noted homosexual, tells you where your G-spot is. A woman's coworker identifies as male. But all her other coworkers call him "her." Should she stand up to the receptionist and the rest of the gang? How can a kind, gay-friendly relative reassure her closeted cousin that being gay is A-ok...
Apr 28, 2009•31 min•Ep. 132
Centaur fetishists are coming out of the woodwork! Has anybody heard of the "A-Spot," or is Cosmopolitan magazine fucking with our heads? Are kid-shaped robots for pedophiles in our future? Virginity: Ladies find it hot, too, you know. And a lot more. Call us at 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Apr 21, 2009•35 min•Ep. 131
A gal threw up a little orange soda while going down on her fella. Disaster or no biggie? On the raging controversy of penis versus vagina, DAN GETS SCHOOLED. By a sex professor, no less. On the problem of romance for sex workers: One caller is a go-go boy who finds his lovers freak the fuck out when they learn his profession. And a former male escort wonders when and how to tell his partners about his past. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Downl...
Apr 14, 2009•44 min•Ep. 130
A 25-year-old virgin man never enjoyed sexual activity until he fixed the medical problem with his dick. Now how can he explain his late virginity? A confused masochistic lesbian needs to learn how to back away from the BDSM roles with her twisted top lover when they're out of the sack. A transgender teenager is under severe lockdown from her protective parents. Should she fly the coop? While house-sitting for a friend, a woman "discovers" some sex toys. Should she broach the subject with her ki...
Apr 07, 2009•37 min•Ep. 129
Men who love pegging, and the ladies willing to oblige them. Two sordid tales. Women are supposed to have their sexual peak in their 30s. Here's a woman who thinks she peaked at 16. In an earlier call, a teenager confessed his desire to knock his girlfriend up. Did he? And more. Call us at 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Mar 31, 2009•36 min•Ep. 128
A formerly obese gay teen worries about his stretch marks. A man can't come, not even when drunk. A woman worries that she will soon be an unwilling date-rape accomplice. And more. Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.
Mar 24, 2009•35 min•Ep. 127
A doctor who is against vasectomies? WTF??!! An ugly man implores other ugly men to lower their expectations. More cock-hungry lesbians, and other delightfully offensive topics. Call us and SCREAM! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Mar 17, 2009•38 min•Ep. 126
Here's a brainteaser: If a man is into sounding, could he possibly stretch his urethra out so much that he can have the equivalent of a pussy fart, only from his dick? Facial remorse: A 23-year-man wonders if giving a facial to a "slutty" 16-year-old is a good idea. A kinky man wonders how he can convince his vanilla wife to employ prostate massage on him--or should he do it with his gay coworker instead? And more! Call us at 206-302-2064. This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download...
Mar 10, 2009•41 min•Ep. 125
A sexually adventurous lass must lure her lover out of their boring old bed. A twisted teen dreams of impregnating his girlfriend. To answer a trans question, Dan elicits the help of Buck Angel, "The man with a pussy." So much snooping! A woman snoops in her daughter's journal only to discover that the daughter was snooping in her journal! If you are an offended member of the gay retard community, please call: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Mar 03, 2009•47 min•Ep. 124
A man and his lady just broke through the condom. She took Plan B, but how likely is it that she is now pregnant? A libido-lacking lass would prefer chocolate ice cream to sex. How can she fix herself? Is nude housecleaning a viable career choice? How do you tell your small child that daddy is gay? And more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Feb 24, 2009•35 min•Ep. 123
Poor, poor caller. His dick is so big that his friends make fun of his "magnum" sized condoms. A married woman in an open relationship wonders if it's too much to ask for her husband to refrain from PASSING OUT DRUNK and sleeping over at his lover's house. Is it okay for a coach to sleep with one of his former athletes? Dan reads a letter from a VERY ANGRY lesbian. And more! 206-302-2064. Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Feb 17, 2009•35 min•Ep. 122
How do you gently tell your girlfriend that the other girl in a three-way gives better head? Dan speaks with Wayne Besen from Truth Wins Out about the absurd "ex-gay" movement. And more. 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage
Feb 10, 2009•44 min•Ep. 121
Her boyfriend got caught in a stinky lie. Are there more to come? Poor young kinky lady-
all the men she meets at sex clubs are dirty old men. The spark is gone, the sex isn't fun anymore and they're not using birth control. Brilliant! A straight woman in the Bible Belt feels terribly, terribly guilty because she fucked her married friend. And more. 206-302-2064
Feb 03, 2009•35 min•Ep. 120
His dick is shaped so crazy, he can't find a condom to fit the thing! What is the polite way to kick the third in your three-way out of your bed? Crazy in-laws: Will their problems plague the caller for the rest of her life? And more. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jan 27, 2009•35 min•Ep. 119
One caller has got herself a crossdressing grandpa. Another caller has got himself a psycho girlfriend. Yet another caller has a boyfriend who's ashamed of sex. And a very lucky 4-month-old has a very cool dad. Whatchoo got? 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage
Jan 20, 2009•33 min•Ep. 118
Is impotence a silent epidemic afflicting our nation's menfolk? Why would anybody want to be friends with an ex? What on earth is that brown fluid? These and other questions you never knew you had are answered by America's Sweetheart: Dan Savage. Ask away: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jan 13, 2009•42 min•Ep. 117
A couple weeks ago, "Macho" asked the question on many chagrined straight men's minds: Why do so many fem lesbians prefer butch dykes over men? The lesbians called in by the dozens to answer this question. Their answers just might shock you. Shock us. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Jan 06, 2009•44 min•Ep. 116
Happy New Year to our perverted listeners. Be the first to call in 2009: 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Dec 30, 2008•47 min•Ep. 115
The birth of Christ doesn't stop us from dishing out a show chock-full of topics like toe-sucking, sexual loss of bowel control, and sticking metal rods up the penis. Happy holidays, perverts. 206-302-2064 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com.
Dec 23, 2008•34 min•Ep. 114
A 70-year-old man finds himself addicted to the expensive charms of a "financial dominatrix." A woman's husband can't be bothered to use the vibrator that sends her over the moon. A kinky couple can't be bothered to take the time to do the BDSM that gets them both off. Hmmm. The gift of ho: The sister of a disabled man wonders how to go about buying him a sex worker for the holidays. Dan brings in guest expert Cory Silverberg, author of The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability, to help her along...
Dec 16, 2008•38 min•Ep. 113
Drunken hookups—they're so wonderful when you're drunk. How can you keep up the casual sex sans alcohol? Mother, here's my wife... now meet our girlfriend. Please pass the turkey. A young man recalls a bad party one year ago, when his friend had sex with an unconscious woman. Was it rape? Can they still be friends? A foot fetishist isn't satisfied with just his girlfriend's feet. He needs more and more toes. Call us up! 206-302-2064 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free...
Dec 09, 2008•32 min•Ep. 112
