Another absolute banger. You're welcome. On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by new friend of the show, the fantastic Asher McTaylor, and discuss Ashers song choice, running out of material in primary schools, Brad Pitt masturbating in front of women, Marvel movies, Jesus going on the crux to avoid his nieces christening , Mary Brain calling Spiderman Dad while fellating him upside-down, Asher finding out his father was black when in Chicago, Civic Video now being Anytime fitness in Ullad...
Apr 21, 2021•1 hr 10 min
How many dudes you know hack like this? On this weeks episode, your favourite Scribe lovers discuss what a microphone is, people being upset at Lil Nas X for being a black man on TV, New Zealanders getting away with murder because of their cute accents, having to "DO" XYZ before things get done, having to run Erins, having the door held open while peeing, the 10 commandments, going to festivals being part of the 10 commandments, not being able to cook J Cole in his mothers milk, Mormons watching...
Apr 14, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Oh boy. This one was a doozy. On this weeks podcast, your favourite sausages are joined by new friend of the pod, Lochie Mac, and discuss Lochie shooting up a massage parlour, not putting photos on tinder, all comedians having small penis, flashing other dorm rooms at boarding school, whether Lochie would go there with Adam's girlfriend, Delta Goodrem being a fraud, Chinese people being the master race, Irish people needing to be in concentration camps, Irish conflicts, what is a cream pie, the ...
Apr 09, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Your favourite golfers are back with another raging broadcast. On this weeks episode, the fellas discuss whether or not Elon Musk is gay, naming your car company after your small penis, having gay sex with your personal trainer Brett Haberfield, going around with your boyfriend stopping crime, living in a bust house with a stepsister getting tang, white people being able to make offensive jokes, being a white black supremacist, women living up to mens physical expectations, Schindlers wrist and ...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Whats up school kids? On this episode, the fellas discuss wearing your school uniform to pick up girls, being ashamed of your legs, wearing a pink shirt to Mardi Gras, not being able to be a school shirter in a movie theatre in New Zealand, sending nudes in high school, high school roasts, shuffling during youth, not changing your look, Redfoo and Travie McCoy's fashion style coming back around, being a diverse artist, Donald Glover vs. Drake and so much more.
Mar 23, 2021•1 hr 9 min
What the hell is up folks. No really? Hope you're doing well. On this weeks episode, the boys are joined by a new friend of the show Riv Narak and discuss some in-jokes made during the first 20 minutes of the podcast, Riv getting peed on by an islander called Urinateu, getting a knife pulled on you, prison mentality in high school, schoolyard shenanigans, Amy Schumer going on the bus to Plumpton, Delhi India being nicer than Blacktown, being hated then being loved, being on amphetamines and beco...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Wake up and smell the BBC. Another episode of Gods favourite podcast is here and ready to experiment with its sexuality. On this episode, the boys discuss Jay Sean having sex with women with Down syndrome, being funny with friends vs. being funny on stage, Jacksons new housemate being kept in the basement, getting the audience on your side as a comedian, watching the Simpsons and Family Guy back later in life, shaving nads, Damien Marley burning his house down so he can shave his hair, Hitlers R...
Mar 09, 2021•1 hr 4 min
Knock knock. Who's there? Another God damn episode of your favourite PC podcast - thats who. On this weeks episode, your favourite closet dwellers discuss pleasuring yourself to Eminems daughter in the early 2000's, having a son with a different surname than you, Philip P hitting his wife while she screams 'no', getting older and being attracted to younger girls, Michael Jackson fame after iCarly, Miranda Cosgrove touring as Michael Jackson, iCarly cast not ageing, Dan Schneider wanting to be ca...
Feb 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min
On this weeks episode, the K Dot and Jackson are joined by their very first guest Adam to discuss only having German guests, opening a brothel in Wollongong called 'Bang the Gong', being a direction Nazi, doing clean comedy at Bang the Gong for prostitutes and drug addicts in the Gong, aeroplane food being weird!? Right!?, scat porn on cruise ships, Drake having a lot of enemas before having gay sex, not being able to bust the first time having sex because it was a woman, marrying a women becaus...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 3 min
On this weeks squadcast, K Dot and Jackson discuss Jackson being in a loving relationship, K Dot trying standup for the first time and Jackson going up for his second, no longer being a comedy podcast but dissecting comedy and linguistics, the shift from music to comedy, bumping gay porn with the windows down, men and women spending their downtime, adopting children so you can hit them guilt free, Kanye West becoming a Britney Spears instead of an Andy Warhol, people who influence culture and no...
Feb 16, 2021•58 min
On this weeks episode, the boys bareback topics such as God marking people gay as a joke, old men putting balls in holes at golf clubs, having threesomes with pregnant women, leaving a Mario Balotelli in the toilet bowl, whether its good or bad to win money and retire, Steven Crowder measuring intelligence on peoples ability to change, Jackson not wanting to get with a rich woman because of personal reasons, how much happiness money can bring, their price for anal penetration depending on length...
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 20 min
'Where's your boys' you're probably asking. Don't worry dadda, we're right here. On this weeks pod the fellas discuss Chris Lilly in blackface, Michael Jackson using the N Word, showing why we're in the top five comedy podcasts in Australia, cartoon leads choosing their passion over women, being in a loveless marriage as a power move, Halsey liking long white boys, Playboy Carti veterants stealing valor wearing VLONE shirts, pounding your uncle with your hog out, having a smaller hog than your s...
Jan 26, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Episode 18 has arrived and I hope you're as boned up as we are. This week, the fellas discuss Derricks problem, Obama watching BBW's on PornHub, the origins of logging onto computers, bringing back cyberbullying, being boned up in the locker-room before the boys arrive, whether wearing makeup is gay, kinks to get boned up, being a Nazi to scare your parents, Japanese writers grooming children, women having too much freedom, Jordan Peterson getting beat up by women, the funniest way to beat up yo...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 9 min
Its 2021 and we are stiff as a board for the new year. Strap in folks, its about to get bumpy. On this episode, the boys discuss the different types of Michael Jackson, Hava Nagila being culturally appropriated, the gay rectum, whether or not there are any Jewish people in entertainment, what really is in the Dead Sea, what the boys do for Xmas, vibrators in retirement homes, smashing your jacked bunkmate while at war, countries becoming heterosexual and becoming dumber, European woman becoming ...
Jan 15, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Fellow Michael Jackson lovers, Episode 16 of the Sausage Boys Podcast is here and ready to rock a moonwalk straight up on yo ass. Shamone! On this weeks episode, the boys discuss the meaning of Christmas, celebrating killing Jesus, different types of Santa, following Jesus ironically, smoking "cigarettes" with their uncle, addiction, the formula to be cool, cool kids pretending to be gay in high school, being Bri ish, the Rock, Joe Rogan and Donald Trump in a relationship, A$AP Rocky getting a Q...
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 9 min
On this weeks episode, the boys discuss possible punishments for Noah the producer after missing this weeks podcast, whether Mario Judah is an artistic genius or a chubby nerd, autistic theatre kids, girls loving Yu-Gi-Oh champions, losing a toe for a 365 straight days of of passion with Dua Lipa, the Weeknd being snubbed at the Grammys, the ethics of shock-jockery, Howard Stern's small penis competitions, the new 'Seduced' documentary, rap(p)ers, devious 'hall pass' stratagems and so much more....
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 5 min
On this weeks episode, the boys touch on Jackson blowing Bigg kisses, Jeff Bezos keeping boys in cots and cheating on his wife, whether or not Amazon is evil, artificial intelligence and Biggs uncle taking information from captcha image selections, Biden pulling a ghostbusters with his communications team, male vs. female sociopaths, intelligence being feminine, gay men creating society, gay cavemen, Superheroes doing drag, micro-penis Spiderman, answering a fan DM and so much more. Boo-yah!...
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Episode 13 is here… Boo yah! On this weeks episode, the boys touch on AI creating virtual faces, people from the 1920s compared to 2020, hot grandparents from the 20s wearing Adidas slides and speedos, G string swimsuits for men, Brock from Pokémon being black, which cartoon character would have the best onlyfans, the sexualisation of children's cartoons, attractive movie stars, who would win in a fight between Shrek and Donkey Kong, whether or not Hagrid was a creep, sneeze porn and so much mor...
Nov 24, 2020•1 hr 13 min
On this weeks episode, the boys discuss pranking friends with alphabet porn, answering questions from fans, being blue-pilled, girls peeing the bed, Republican leaders being Michelin star chefs, Donald Trumps childhood of stirring up trouble, thin wife husbands, doing a live podcast at a Trump supporting vegan cafe, fart noises, cruising south coasters, cruising etiquette, Bigg judging Vietnamese kid rap offenders and so much more. Boo-yah!
Nov 18, 2020•1 hr 4 min
The boys are back baby and season 2 is in full effect. On this weeks episode, the boys discuss Harvey Weinstein still being alive, Kanye West winning the presidency, Kenneth Copeland screaming at Covid to leave, gay people jogging, Kim K doing Beyoncé imitations in blackface, chasing penis size in the future, Booyahing bootyholes, running in thongs, cuck truck service driving around bulls, taking pics of doodoo, human toiling, being A-sexual and paintball instructors taking their job too serious...
Nov 13, 2020•1 hr 9 min
On this weeks episode, the boys touch on plus sized models, address fat shaming accusations, being offended by jokes, edgy comedy, Shooter Williamson being on meth, drinking beer in Chinese concentration camps, wet nursing porn, problematic band names, women hating men having fun, 69ing your twin and so much more.
Oct 21, 2020•1 hr 16 min
On this weeks episode, the boys touch on the impact of VR porn and sex dolls on the modern man, paedophilia in old movies, Stephen Kings child orgy scene in IT, Michael Jacksons creepiness, bad sitcoms, Kramer's N word rant, having sex with rappers for a feature, hiphop celeb body switching, American royalty, Beyonce marrying Joe Rogan and much more. As always, sponsored by cigarettes.
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr 28 min
On this weeks episode, the boys discuss being set up by an underage girl on TikTok, the sexualisation of young women and the impacts of the OnlyFans generation, Superman being a simp, men having relationships with children in ancient times, questioning starting a family in modern times and so much more. As always, sponsored by cigarettes.
Oct 05, 2020•1 hr 12 min
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Jackson getting staunched by a junkie, reminisce on having a junkie follow them into K Dots apartment, the ethical implications of the prestigious Triwizard Shorenament, whether man is more powerful than nature, whether Beyoncé is more powerful than Rihanna, and everything in between. As always, sponsored by cigarettes. Put one behind your ear for later.
Sep 29, 2020•1 hr 12 min
Wake up and smell the penis! In this episode, Sydney's silliest sausages, Bigg, K Dot and Jackson find themselves in a state of depression after watching the infamous '2 girls, 1 cup' and 'Ronnie McHutt Facebook Live' videos. The boys also discuss gay schools, Dr. Chris Brown beating on his wife, skid marks, golden showers on fake grass, dropping a dookie in the washing machine, hating on the Kardashians and so much more.
Sep 23, 2020•1 hr 4 min
This week, your favourite silly sausages K Dot, Bigg and Jackson talk about Mike Tython's lithp, whether or not Tony Hawk is a simp, alternative social media, crazy conspiracies, Spongebob being a good show, having sex with animals, petty theft, shelving shampoo bottles, creepy sharks vs. sexy gay dolphins, getting blackpilled and so much more. As always, sponsored by cigarettes.
Sep 16, 2020•1 hr 11 min
This week, Sydney's silliest sausages Bigg, K Dot and Jackson discuss Tom Delonge leaving Blink 182 to hunt for aliens, Bill Cosby inventing 'sleep paralysis', rubber-necking at the troff, Jackson's attempt to break the worlds longes piss record, the worlds longest dump, Terry Cruise marrying Vin Diesel, Bigg raining down verbal assault on Call Of Duty, K Dot's cat fishing escapades and so much more. As always, sponsored by cigarettes.
Sep 08, 2020•1 hr 5 min
On this weeks episode, Sydney's favourite silly sausages Bigg, K Dot and Jackson discuss how much Jackson looks like Macaulay Culkin, Ellen being an energy vampire, whether they would let their children sleep over at Michael Jackson's house, Larry Daviding yourself out of pesky sales people in clothing stores, whether or not the boys are on the spectrum, are furries bad or just weird, strange kinks, and the ethics of 'sex sells'. As always, sponsored by cigarettes. Smoke them at a bus stop or at...
Aug 31, 2020•1 hr 4 min
Today the Sausage Boys discuss car headlight etiquette, whether or not gingers have got it going on, interracial mixing, the dark web, the age of consent, whether a convicted criminal can create art that slaps, Jackson's experience with a BLM petition, the perks of socialism and their experience with bullying in high school.
Aug 25, 2020•1 hr 7 min
On this weeks instalment, the Sausage Boys, Sydney's silliest sausages, talk about pleasuring yourself to music, making homemade pornography, muscly women, whether hentai is problematic, the Onlyfans generation, how Bigg got his name, who would win in a fight between Jesus Christ and Ben Shapiro, the demise of Jordan Peterson and so much more. Welcome to the Sausage Boys Podcast.
Aug 19, 2020•1 hr 11 min
