Mario Kart vs IKEA Table
TRIGGER WARNING, pardon my French, and also my mic broke hard today halfway through. Did my best to fix the noise, but be cautious listening lmao
Jan 15, 2022•19 min•Season 2Ep. 19
Saturday Bytes
Drink a beer, don't be a bitch.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Are you as hungover as we are?
Jan 02, 2022•18 min•Season 2Ep. 18
Drifters Country Saloon
Found a new hole in the wall bar. This place is SICK.
Sep 18, 2021•16 min•Season 2Ep. 17
How To Cope With Losing Your OnlyFans Income
Apologies for poor audio. My microphone is broken and I will be getting a new one soon! On the other hand, maybe I should start an onlyfans to help pay for this podcast
Aug 21, 2021•19 min•Season 2Ep. 16
COVID-19: Brace Yourself
My personal view on covid-19. Don't listen if you're a ❄️
Jul 31, 2021•26 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas 🎄🎅🎁
Merry Christmas to all! I'll see you in 2021! Also, sorry for some audio issues in this episode. I have no idea what happened
Dec 19, 2020•9 min•Season 2Ep. 14
The Best Christmas Gift
The steelers are 11-0. Can we go 12-0 this week against the Redskins? It's almost Christmas too :)
Dec 05, 2020•13 min•Season 2Ep. 13
It's Spooky Season 👻
In this week's episode of Saturday Bytes, I become spooky
Oct 24, 2020•16 min•Season 2Ep. 12
The COVID-19 Tracking App
the app is wonderful, download it :D
Sep 26, 2020•15 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Hippie Joel...the Creepy Hitchhiker
On today's episode of Saturday Bytes, Trump visits PA and the Busch supply is low :(
Aug 22, 2020•11 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Goodbye Fortnite!
In this week's episode of Saturday Bytes, fortnite disappears from existence! Thank god.
Aug 15, 2020•16 min•Season 2Ep. 9
NHL Is Back!
Sorry for the poor-sounding audio in today's episode. I recorded it differently and it came out like shit. On the plus side, the Penguins play PLAYOFF HOCKEY TONIGHT!
Aug 01, 2020•12 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Happiness
In this week's episode of Saturday Bytes, I talk about my new friend Steve, and happiness. DRINK A BEER.
May 23, 2020•16 min•Season 2Ep. 7
He Named His Kid X Æ A-12
In this week's episode of Saturday Bytes, Elon Musk named his kid something weird....
May 09, 2020•15 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Injecting Bleach to Cure COVID-19
Conserve water, drink bleach. Thanks Trump for the great advice!
Apr 25, 2020•21 min•Season 2Ep. 5
COVID-19 CURE?!
In this week's bytes, I talk about fish with 6 arms, the world's biggest bird shit, and more! Drink a beer!
Apr 04, 2020•15 min•Season 2Ep. 4
COVID-19
In this week's Bytes, I talk all about the new coronavirus. It's nothing to be joking about. But, we can always drink to that!
Mar 21, 2020•24 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Falling Asleep on the Pizza Delivery Guy
In this weeks Bytes, I can't stop falling asleep after I order a pizza. Ever.
Mar 07, 2020•17 min•Season 2Ep. 1
What's a Purple Flower??
Welcome to season 2 of Saturday Bytes! Kick back, crack a cold one, and smile a little bit.
Feb 15, 2020•15 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Mac Miller's Last Album
In today's bytes, I talk about running, cars, and MAC MILLER'S NEW ALBUM?!?!
Jan 18, 2020•19 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year everyone! My resolution for this year is to drink more beer, what about yours?
Dec 28, 2019•12 min•Season 1Ep. 21
DONALD TRUMP IMPEACHED?!
Yeah yeah yeah, I know. Politics. Don't worry. Drink a beer and calm your tits.
Dec 21, 2019•16 min•Season 1Ep. 20
The World's SLOWEST Cashier
In this week's Bytes, I have a special guest, my beautiful shithead. We talk about stuff so frickin listen to us and drink a beer, bitch.
Dec 14, 2019•14 min•Season 1Ep. 19
I Listened to 40 Days of Music in 2019
WELCOME BACK! On today's Bytes, I talk about my hiatus, Christmas, Spotify Wrapped, and more!
Dec 07, 2019•14 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Why am I still Racing College Cross Country Meets?
Happy Saturday y'all! In this week's bytes, I talk about my trip to Princeton and why I write in all CAPS.
Oct 26, 2019•13 min•Season 1Ep. 17
New Marathon WORLD RECORD
In this week's Bytes, Eliud Kipchoge breaks the world record for the fastest marathon time at 1:59:40! What a BEAST!
Oct 19, 2019•13 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Hiking the Appalachian Trail
In this week's Bytes, my two buddies and I take on the Appalachian Trail! We hiked a little over 22 miles in 3 days. Enjoy!
Oct 05, 2019•15 min•Season 1Ep. 15
I was a Hollywood Stuntman!
In this week's Saturday Bytes, I unknowingly became a Hollywood stuntman, right here in Pittsburgh! Sounds cool, right?
Sep 21, 2019•14 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Mac Miller, 1 Year Ago
HAPPY FREAKING SATURDAY! GO DRINK A FREAKING BEER! In today's bytes, my boy Mac is in the spotlight. It's been a year since his passing and I talk about my experiences listening to and growing up with his music. Another HUGE shoutout to my buddy Andrew Yurkanin for making an awesome backing track for my podcasts. Be sure to check out his latest song, Another Love Song, available on all major streaming websites! (This song slaps big time)
Sep 14, 2019•17 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Ocean City, Maryland
Hope everyone had an AWESOME Labor Day Weekend! My two buddies and I definitely had a blast in OCMD this weekend and they were kind enough to record an episode of Saturday Bytes with me! Enjoy, and drink a beer ya bitch!
Sep 07, 2019•17 min•Season 1Ep. 12
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