Gabriella Swerling of the Telegraph contacts the Church of Satan for an article on the "rise of Satanism", only to completely ignore what we said and print bullshit instead. A look at Satanism vs. the world of incompetent clickbait journalists (including Vice, of course). Also, The Satanic Temple rightfully and expectedly loses another frivolous lawsuit against its ex-members.
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 33
Hear why Satanism shouldn't be included in "inclusivity" efforts. Also the basics of the Satanic calendar system, and the folly of trying to exclude certain parts of Satanism from the rest.
Jan 17, 2023•49 min•Ep. 32
Part 2 of a 2-part special on the topic of logic and fallacies, covering further examples of logical fallacies, where they show up in common arguments made against Satanism, and why such arguments fail. Suggested sites: https://infidels.org/library/modern/constructing-a-logical-argument/ https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com Content: 00:00 - Intro / recap 02:48 - No True Scotsman 04:13 - No, that's not the No True Scotsman fallacy 08:24 - Equivocation 11:56 - Moving the Goal Posts / Gish Gallop 15:06...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 31
Presenting a 2-part special on the topic of logic and fallacies. Here in part 1, we'll be going over what logic is and isn't, why Satanists should care about this topic, and finally an introduction to logical fallacies. Suggested sites: https://infidels.org/library/modern/constructing-a-logical-argument https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com 00:00 - Intro / Why cover this? 06:05 - Why Logic? 08:51 - Logic intro, what logic isn't, relevance to Satanists 15:40 - What logic is 16:58 - Inductive Reasoning...
Jan 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 30
Can Satanists celebrate Christmas? The short answer is yes, of course. The longer answer however may reveal some things worth Satansplaining. Bill also responds to listener mail about Satanic book recommendations, Mormons, and Sikhs.
Dec 23, 2022•43 min
Bill reads some listener mail, covering topics such as Satanists joining non-Satanic organizations, the Church of Satan's policy regarding illegal activity, and oh yeah, why The Satanic Temple sucks.
Dec 15, 2022•49 min•Ep. 28
With Christmas approaching, Bill reflects back on the 2015 Starbucks "red cup" controversy, which may offer a Satanic lesson on the zeitgeist, including the recent media hoopla on "Ye" Kanye West.
Dec 05, 2022•47 min•Ep. 27
Freemasons, Illuminati, and Satanism, oh my! Why do so many idiots continue to conflate these three things? Bill digs deeper into the origins of these mix-ups in this follow-up episode to Satansplain #025. 00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Recap of Nigeria (episode #025) and continuation of "part 2" 04:01 - The "TL;DL" Summary 06:10 - The "Eyes Wide Shut" ceremony... 08:31 - ...was not "a Satanic ritual" 10:20 - A closer look at "Eyes Wide Shut" 12:06 - The problem with the "Duck" test 13:54 - The Hurricane...
Nov 29, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 26
Why do so many people from Africa, especially Nigeria, mistakenly believe Satanists are the Illuminati? And that we're hiring? Satansplain investigates. Selected sources: - Nigerian church scams: https://www.forbesafrica.com/focus/2017/06/14/time-tax-nigerias-churches/ - The 419 Scam: https://www.newsweek.com/origins-nigerias-notorious-419-scams-456701 - USCIRF 2020 annual report: https://www.uscirf.gov/sites/default/files/USCIRF%202020%20Annual%20Report_42720_new_0.pdf 00:00 - Intro 00:50 - A s...
Nov 22, 2022•51 min•Ep. 25
Learn the truth about Satanic baptisms in this episode of Satansplain. Also, Bill shares his reflections on this past Halloween.
Nov 06, 2022•44 min•Ep. 24
Church of Satan responds to Russia officials' call for the "desatanization" of Ukraine. Also, Bill summarizes his recent time as a guest on the nationally syndicated Coast to Coast AM radio show. Special thanks to Bogues; check out his music project Zogthorgven on Bandcamp .
Oct 30, 2022•43 min•Ep. 23
Satanic ritual! Are too many Satanists rejecting its formal practice, based on misconceptions? Is it as daunting of a task as some newcomers to Satanism perceive it to be? Addressing the choice (not) to ritualize, plus Satanic Altar tools 101.
Oct 24, 2022•41 min•Ep. 22
Satanic commentary on conservative Matt Walsh and anime. Also vandalism, "caring what people think", Satanic ritual, and more.
Oct 18, 2022•57 min•Ep. 21
Bill thoroughly answers questions about Artificial Human Companions as well as objective reality, and expecially on how each relates to Satanism.
Oct 01, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 20
Hear a full, uncut 2016 interview from Harvard University radio on the topic of Satanism and the Church of Satan, covering the basics and beyond.
Sep 30, 2022•34 min•Ep. 19
On this episode of Satansplain, I’ll be answering several questions from YOU the listeners, regarding such topics as: being a closet Satanist in the corporate world, the Satanic Witch, eugenics, along with a bogus claim that never seems to die about about Anton LaVey, and finally some testimony on Satanism improving the lives of Satanists.
Sep 15, 2022•37 min•Ep. 18
People who whine that the Church of Satan "does nothing" seem to have rather anti-Satanic ideas of what constitutes doing "something". I'll address this topic, along with finding fellow Satanists in the real world.
Sep 09, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 17
Atheism vs. Satanism is a topic that should be simple enough to understand, but all too often gets mangled by people who don't understand what one or both of the words mean. Hear responses to the most common questions and misconceptions on this topic.
Aug 25, 2022•1 hr 1 min
How has social media affected Satanism and Satanists, for better or worse? Also, being Satanically mindful of indulgence versus compulsion in a modern world of overstimulation.
Aug 18, 2022•38 min•Ep. 15
A look at the monumental big book "We Are Satanists" and the questions asked of members for the chapter "Voices of the Damned"! Also, the Satanic difference between believing mysticism and enjoying the bizarre.
Aug 05, 2022•50 min•Ep. 14
What exactly is Luciferianism, and how does it really differ from Satanism? And why does the topic make less sense the more you try to read about it? Also, The Satanic Playing Cards, "Satanecdotes", recent podcast appearances, and a 3rd-side revisit to political "wokeness".
Jul 25, 2022•53 min•Ep. 13
Recently a Christian apologist radio show host posted a list of "Seven Honest Questions For Atheists". Bill gives his answers, addressing some related topics along the way.
Jul 18, 2022•45 min•Ep. 12
It’s summertime! So why have so many clueless strangers on the internet been telling the Church of Satan to build a school? Learn about Satanic holidays and Satanic schooling in this episode of Satansplain.
Jul 09, 2022•53 min•Ep. 11
A reminder that abortion is not a "Satanic ritual" nor a "Satanic sacrament". And more importantly, that there are more than two sides to an issue.
Jul 01, 2022•32 min•Ep. 10
Debunking the lies about Satanism and the Church of Satan told in a certain little “Kidz Kwik Reference Guide” infographic that keeps being shared on social media. Suggested reading: https://churchofsatan.com/mirror-mirror https://churchofsatan.com/satanism-is-not-a-congregational-religion
Jun 16, 2022•55 min•Ep. 9
Satanic dating sites: are they a good idea? The answer is...no! This and other tales of unreleastic Satanic projects are discussed on Satansplain.
Jun 06, 2022•24 min•Ep. 8
Answers to some listener mail, including questions on active Church of Satan membership, dealing with non-Satanist relatives, and a question about Satanism and mental illness
May 30, 2022•24 min•Ep. 7
Hear an informative discussion on Anton LaVey's "The Satanic Witch". Magister Bill answers some general interview questions (including the origins of "Dr. Schitz, PhD in Satanic Memes") and then joins Vesper Valen in exploring the book's many topics, including the LaVey Synthesizer Clock, 3 Layers of Personality, "ESP", the use of scent, the book's invaluable use to Satanic warlocks, and more. Special thanks to Vesper Valen (https://soundcloud.com/vespervalen) and also to Magister Gene (https://...
May 22, 2022•54 min•Ep. 6
Satanism and politics: a topic that real Satanists have had to explain many times, yet bears repeating! Also, Bill replies to some listener mail. (Images courtesy of SchitzSatanicMemes.com)
May 16, 2022•26 min•Ep. 5
Hear an in-depth examination on the differences between Satanism and Ayn Rand's philosophy, Objectivism. Along the way we'll debunk the popularly false internet claims that the Anton LaVey's philosophy is nothing more than "Rand plus Ritual" (it's not), and that LaVey himself thought this (he didn't).
May 10, 2022•43 min•Ep. 4