Good morning. What you're about to experience. Make it offensive sexual and orgasmic. Relax. You'll like it. When sapphires through with you. Pour the wine and press play for sapphires. Your play on Periscope and I'm on the face on the Instagram line. So tonight we are all talking about. About oral sex. Taste not even the smell, but the taste because I know I'm not the only one that can't stand it when a motherfucker, is not clean down there and it doesn't
taste good at the bride-to-be. Now, I did ask everybody to sound off and let me know, you know, to them days, pussy ass and Dick have a taste and all of you mostly all of you said, yes. No. Even Mark know however that did seem like a couple people don't like to take part in oral sex or you're probably one of those greedy motherfuckers out there that you know, likes to receive it but they don't like to give it which okay. I understand it's cool.
So let me just start off by saying this, as many of, you know. I am very bisexual. I really like the pussy. I really like the dick now. Ultimately, I really, really love eating pussy. Am I Lesbian, I don't know. I really don't know people at this point in time. I'm not sure if I'm a lesbian because I told my girls. I was like, ladies am I? The only one that thinks that dick? All that dick. It doesn't even care.
I don't even care. If you have a clean dick or like a mediocre dick, a pretty big all dick tastes to me, when I'm sucking the dick, it just reminds me of sucking on a balloon and I'm not talking about like the tip that you blow in. I'm talking about The tip of the balloon like as a whole so that it tastes like latex. That's all, it tastes like to me. And that's not only in, that's also not just because I make my partner's wear condoms. This is just me in general.
I really, really like when I think about dick, I'm like, this, tastes like a balloon. I basically think I'm inhaling a balloon and especially if they're uncircumcised. Oh God, it's like two balloons and wine. So I'm like okay. A, I really just don't like it now with pussy though, man. All the pussy of I've ever taste. I've never had pussy taste the same to me. So when people are like, oh yeah. No. No I don't know what pussy tastes like because I'm eating
pussy. Where it had no taste one. It just literally tastes like a beer because we had were out drinking. I've had pussy tastes like chocolate shit. You not shit. You not pussy tastes like chocolate. I'll even taste my own vagina right now aren't are. I'm putting my hands down the pants. Hold on. I'm really, I'm really fingering myself right now. So Instagram. Don't don't, you know, flag. Alabama takes myself. Well, I am super wet. Mmm. You know what? I have no taste today.
No fucking taste. My pussy has no taste today if anything. Like she's really like whoever's gonna get this pussy. You're in for a treat today because there is no taste. Now someone did say to me that my pussy tastes like a strawberry milkshake. I really don't eat strawberries. I mean strawberry milk. She's like that. I'm really not. Like a shake person unless if it's like my healthy smoothies. But yeah, when he said that to me mind you, we were like 18 at
the time. So he was like, yeah, tastes like strawberry milk on my tail strawberry. No, that's the first. Okay, I'll go with that. Another person said, oh, it's like water. I'm like really, they're like, yeah, can I have some more off? Like maybe you could drink it all day. Come on, this pussy. Ain't going in wet itself, you know, it's not gonna lick itself. If I could, I would love to eat my own See, one day, I
literally. If it's possible, I really want to eat my pussy one day because people say this is some bomb pussy. I've never had somebody say, you taste disgusting, disgusting, like no one's ever said that and mind you. I have been eating out at like my day 5 of my period And so usually as a female when you're on your period you're gonna have like a metallic taste or if you're close to your period, it's gonna have a metallic
taste. So I was Asking and really inquiring because I always like when someone goes down on me, I really take the time and I'm like, let me taste myself. I got a comment on here. Someone says, my girl knows the mama. She said, it took, it depends upon what you eat, and if you smoke drink excetera, it's a huge taste District difference. Men, and you're not the only one because honestly, to me, men and women do have different tastes. So, again, everybody is different.
So, without further Ado, let's get into Into it again. My pussy tastes delicious. I'll do it again if y'all want, I'll do it again. So y'all really know what's up. Y'all hear that my pussies really like I'm going to eat it again. I went a little bit deeper. Yeah, there's no taste and, you know, I'm not that I'm the type of person that really has a her Expressions all over her mouth. So as you can tell on Instagram and on Periscope, it tastes clearly. I'm like, that's dessert.
That's fucking desert for me. So again today, it smells and tastes like not a Zippo hippo. So, all right, I want onto some websites because it seems like you guys are really scared when I really ask for your attention, and that goes for everybody who's listening to the podcast on PodOmatic, The Misfits Network, and SoundCloud, and all that. When I put my email down, that is for y'all to like call in respond, when I say, this is the number to text that is the
number to text. Now, there are some people that do talk to me on Snapchat and all that big, when I tell you. To tell me what the fuck. This pussy taste white, please give me some answers. So right now, I'm gonna ask and call and respond on the count of three if you're on the live chat. Tell me right now. What pussy taste to you? I'm a mark them down and I'm going to go through this list that I found from love pink
e.com. So again, a lot of people, you know, talk about their come tasting different, what do they what do they need to do? What do they need to stop? Doing so we Again, you are what you eat. I'm so serious. So some people have said that pussy tastes like unsweetened yogurt that I can agree on.
I noticed that when I'm heavily ovulating it does have like a yogurt e texture, not yeast infection texture and I'll tell you the difference between if you know your partner has a yeast infection versus when she's ovulating and ovulating for all you people that don't understand what ovulation is that's when she's the most fertile. Get pregnant because that's legit eggs dropping from her vagina. So when you see like that wet, like that really sticky milky, white fluid, that's not just
her. Come, that is her ovaries. Those are her eggs. That is the gift of Life. Y'all, I don't want to get a little disgusting but it's the truth. So again, if you're into it. Cool. But just know, that's when you really need to put a rubber on because you want to know when girls get the most pregnant, it's when they're ovulating. It's usually about a week or two weeks before. The period. So going back to The Taste when you're ovulating. Healthy ovulation, can taste
like unsweetened yogurt. Um, I guess you can compare it to like, Greek yogurt sometimes, you know, hit the hearts. Hit the likes. If you agree with me disagree, another person says, they like a mouthful of labia. It has no taste or Texture to me. I really liked it. But another person said that it tastes to them like an old Nation of french fries and hamburger meat. I can taste the sadness of
McDonald's in her pussy. Chances are She probably did at McDonald's or she had a burger substance when you eat people and you guys are so anxious to take us, ladies out to dinner. And as men, I mean, as men, its ladies, you know, we we tend to either grub or we tend to just do Pickens Be careful what you put in your body. I'll give you the perfect story. So my ex and I we went to this place called on Boiling Crab one time and boiling crab has like massive Seafood, just massive
Seafood, bunched up in a bag. Lots of spices, lots of butter. We decided to get really drunk that night and attempted to have sex. My ex was really not into seafood and I kind of got her into Seafood slowly but like When we got home and we started fucking, she went down on my pussy and she's like, I can't eat it. And I'm like, what's going on? She's like, I can taste all the
flavors of the food. We just had like, she's like, it tastes like Cajun food and I lo and behold, you know, I was like, okay, let me, let me taste it. So I think it myself and I taste it, and sure enough, my pussy was spicy like, I could still taste the spices. So again, if you're going out to dinner, be mindful of what you're going out to dinner. Her in having, if you're having a steak you having Lobster asparagus before, sex chances,
are that pussy that dick? Even that ass is gonna taste or smell really bad. Drink lots of water. Hydration is key, especially for all my squirters like myself out there. Hydration is the key. So if you're a person that is really like not drinking a lot of water and you're drinking. You're eating a lot of like heavy an iron foods chances are you're going to get that metallic taste no shit just because it's iron doesn't mean
it but I kid you not. You start eating foods high in iron it's going to have a weird metallic. Italic almost like coins. Like, you're licking the back of the penny. If anybody's done that, I've done it as a kid, several times, I'm not even a lie, I used to lick coins and like it, I never ate them, but I like them. Yeah, I was a weird kid, but again, it's gonna have that weird texture that weird tastes so, if it tastes metallic chances, are, they're having in their iron, And we're just on
the pussy. This is what people just said about the pussy. Another person said it's sort of like when you kiss flesh to a degree. So they said when you suck on the back of your hands or you suck on your fingers, that's what it tastes like. I guess, go figure. I mean all right cool. I can dig it. Another person said it just tastes like a rare phenomenon. I even know what the fuck. That means, pussy tastes Divine. That's what they said. What? What does divine taste like to
you? So, again sound off below. What is Percy? Your dick tastes like this is your grandma's radio. Stop fire. If you want to text in a response because I'm not going to take phone calls because I'm using the phone for Instagram, you can text the number 32 33, 7540 18 and I want to know, just one or two words, what is pussy dick or ass taste? Like, so that's 32 3375 4018. So going back to it. Again, someone said, salty milk and old coins.
Don't want to know what that she can in our diet, but that just another one said, fermented a low on a 9-volt battery. Now, I got a person that says must be why I don't enjoy eating pussy after woman had been drinking a lot of beer, actually. That's definitely the reason why so beer as I'm drinking and And vodka. Whiskey in particular are gonna give you the most rank taste now. It's not like, after one I'm saying, like after a heavy night of drinking, it does get a
little bit too much. And also think about it, if you're having drunk sex, are you really going to encourage your partner to take a shower before y'all? Do the do because let's be honest. You get so fucking fucked up sometimes and you're like, oh yeah, let's take a shit is gonna ask that. So of course, you can have sweaty crotch sweaty balls and it's gonna probably tastes salty.
It's gonna taste a little Boe, it really will, you will always remember the taste of Bo and if you don't, that's just disgusting because that means you're accustomed to your taste. That's why I really tell my people who have that late sweat fetish. Let love the girls right after the gym. And please don't do that, it's not healthy. Do you realize the bacteria and the germs that are covered in the gym?
And then you want to eat her pussy or you want to suck your man's dick after the gym, it doesn't matter if they rubbed up against it. But if they went to the pool showers, I mean, if they went to the pool, if they sat down in the sauna or sat down in the steam room, chances are you're soaking up everybody else's Booty Juice. Crotch and smegma, it's just nasty. It's fucking nasty. So do yourself a big favor. Do your mouth and favor, do your body a favor.
Just just go take a shower. Go take a shower. Eat her out in the shower. Suck his dick in the shower then have some good after Jim sex. Please do y'all a favor. Come on now. Come on. Now 2017. Let's be a little bit more cleaner. Here's another one. Hmm, another guy said that. Pussy, tasted to lot taste them. Like nectar, water, salt, and citrus. Hey, there you go. Different flavors. She had a cocktail pussy. I like it.
All right. Now, here's where things got a little interesting about the deck and this is where I can actually vouch. top of the list, and this was from, Oh my God, some sunblock thought, I think it was thought Kalin catalog. Yes it was Thought Catalog a woman said, a banana in a slice ham I don't know if I want to taste that but I can actually understand what she means. I mean, ham has a really particular taste its fleshy. It's salty.
If it's honey baked or honey glaze, it has a little honey to it and let's face it. A banana, a banana is a banana and I could see maybe if like she's dealt with a dick that has smegma because it had like little white material around. It guys, clean your penises so I can get that I guess. Another one said, white peppered, season seared ahi tuna with a spring salad and a honey mustard drizzle. That I don't even want to know how you made that comparison.
Oh sorry. The guy's name is Ben, not a woman? I don't get it. So you compared it to ahi tuna, you are nasty. And someone said, it tastes like death and a little bit of strawberry. Okay, then whatever death tastes like. Oh right. Oh my favorite, my girl Alexis dreamer on Reddit said. Close. It tastes like dirty clothes. With a hint of what you stick someone else's finger in your mouth. Okay, let's be honest, guys. I have a bone to pick. I get it. You put your fingers in my mouth.
And you want to be stimulated as if I'm sucking on your cock as you're like thrusting, inside of me with some of y'all don't wash your hands and it makes me wonder, like, the germaphobia me like gets out of the element that you have a really good dick. Fucking me. And I start thinking like, did he wash his hands? What has he touched? What the hell am I sucking off? Why is his hands so sweaty? Like it's not cute. It's not cute at all. So do yourselves a favor men.
Stop sticking your fingers in your lady's mouth without permission and wash your hands because I've seen what y'all do. Y'all scratch your balls, you scratch your you're nuts. I mean I'm sorry you scratch your balls just scratch your ass. You pick your nose, you Your toenails, then you like go to the kitchen, you eat some chips, you might make yourself a fucking sandwich. And have I said that he was washed his hands. Hell, no. And Ladies, we do it, too.
We've checked out our couch. He's on the couch. When our man's not around. We pick our toes. We pick our noses, to some of us scratch, our belly buttons, especially if you got like a piercing, Come On. Now, ladies are awfully quiet right now because I'm smelling all the secrets digging your ears. Thank you Dustin. That's True. We some nasty people and if you're saying, oh my God, I never would do that. You're fucking lying. You're fucking lying. I'm gonna take a sip of this
beer. So there you go. So instead really old and horrible cottage cheese, this is what the compared dick too. Damn. I feel the pain girl. I feel the pain rotten fish and cat poop. Funny story. With that. I am allergic to cats, actually, I'm allergic to dirty pets. So when I go, when I went to, this person's house, this is before I had the layer, but I went to this guy's house. He was a tender fuck or whatever. I walked in and immediately, it
just smell like cat. Everybody knows what the smell of cat is. It's a very strong vinegary, just dirty ass. Hobo smell a walked in there, and it was just like, oh, you got a cat. He's like, yeah, I forgot to tell you that it like, are you okay with that? I'm like, I'm kind of allergic. So please tell me that, at least your bedroom, it's not cat infesting. He's like, no, no, it's all good. His bedroom was atrocious. I don't remember the last time you cleaned it.
Sheets. But he asked me to give him some head. I attempted to give him some head and it smelt like he actually fucked his cat. I'm sorry to anybody out there. Who's a part of PETA, what it smelled like he was fucking his cat. Pussy. I swear to God, I swear to God. It smelt so bad. It smells so bad. I have never liked Thrown up on dick and trust me if he had told me to really like force my head down and be like, give me some
head. My God. I probably would have thrown up on his dick, but it legit just. Hmm. Someone just said he got some pussy before you came over. No, I think he literally fucked his cat because if a vagina smell like that, I'm disgusting or maybe he did. Stick his dick in the litter box. I don't fucking know but it was just so disgusting. I wanted to die. So men you expect us to clean our vaginas and you want to taste good pussy. I want to taste some good dick.
Can I taste the penis that doesn't taste? Sweaty and salty, Can I taste oh, I've even oh I have taste cock from another pussy. Like, Legit. I knew that this man fucked another woman and then demanded me to suck his dick and I was like this is not my pussy. Whose pussy is this? He's like, oh it's nobody. I wasn't doing shit. I was like bullshit. You're talking to a bisexual. I eat pussy. Hell I had pussy. Lots night. This ain't my pussy taste on your cock.
So who the fuck were you fucking before? You ask me to suck your dick. So again ladies because that vagina I was mad at him. I was like, oh whoa, no, we're not having sex. You are not going down on me that vagina tastes nasty. I like you are nasty that you stuck your dick and not filthy penis that filthy pussy. Like hell to the no. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye goodbye. So again a girl compared Guy saying that it's not like fish
and cat poop. So again wash your balls, wash your shaft and I'm not talking about oh I just smooth it out. No, I want you to run the head. Rub the foreskin. If you have any, get the balls. What is up with y'all? Not washing the balls and especially at a home. Girl, tell me this They were fucking, or they were about to have a threesome homeboy. Didn't wash it. Like, he took shit or whatever and didn't clean his balls properly. So his balls smell like shit.
Now do my homegirl fucking know what the girl that they were going to have a threesome way. She sucked his dick and I'm sure as hell, she probably smelled some booty on it, like that's nasty met especially if you got big-ass balls, if you got some big-ass balls, come on now. Clean your balls, clean the balls. Clean the bowls. Ladies men. If you want to go all natural, let me tell you something. Used wet wipes. Okay, and I'll tell you why. Toilet paper gets stuck up
there. You main probably don't like to use toilet paper. When you pee, you just probably do the old shake and dry that that's a no-go. That's a no-go. If you know you're getting your dick sucked and you just pissed, can you please use a wet wipe use a baby wipe and you some water afterwards because we don't want to taste, you know? The aloe vera baby I want to smell like I don't want to I don't want to have sex with a guy who smells like baby dick but I want you to clean your
penis. They have wet wipes to for adults. But again I rather you smell like cucumber melon then piss on my dick. Okay, today the piss a new day to piss a I don't want to know that. I want to smell something fresh and clean. Something that would make me more my water. My mouth water. He's the hair gets trapped, you know, traps the pheromones. Same with ice. So, please wipe off your pubes. Okay, I'm doing your partner's a favor. If I can't see your labia, if I cannot see the base of your
cock, please trim Mufasa down. Nobody wants all that. I don't want to like really, you know, Go digging for shit. Now someone said shave or wax. Shit it's 2017, Stop Shaving, I'm serious. Lady, Stop Shaving. It's either wax it. Laser it or trim it down do not shave men to stop shaving, your genitals and I'll tell you why. It makes you more receptive to STDs and STIs. Look it up. It's not new. But you guys gotta stop it. I'm serious. My own gynecologist told me I have to stop shaving.
So And if you're heavily sexually active and you usually shave. Trim it down, get it waxed, guys, you can get a Brazilian as well. I'm so serious. I'm so serious. So again, if you are an all-natural, just get some proper trimming. I'm serious, trim it down. No more shaving throw out your razors that you're shaving your vagina with sweat and your dicks with think about it.
Or also, you're probably not even using to razors to shave your genitals, you're probably using the same razor that you're using the shave. Your armpits, your arms, your legs, your back, your face. And then you're going to put that to your vagina. Do you know how many things you just did and just spread? Come on now? 2017. Educate yourself. It's not that hard. So again stop with the Shaving. Go to go to a waxer. Go. To a Tremor. So serious, so serious.
All right. So now let's talk about actually, let's not talk about, we're going to take a quick break. All my people on the Periscope and the Instagram, you know what this means? I'm done this in a while, so either. We're gonna play a little game for all those people's for all the people on PodOmatic. Don't go anywhere. We'll be right back. I'm going to go with some do's
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cartridge soon. Shout out to them and I did Chase it down with my Bud, Light Lime, but it's all good. So we're back. We're talking about. What does pussy taste like to you? So I want to know if you're on the live feed let me know what does pussy ass or dick? Taste like to you now. What is asked tastes like to me, I don't eat the ass, I don't eat the ass, I fingered the eyes. And I really have to like your ass but I've never tongue fucked in the ass.
Now people have tasted my eyes and they just said it's delicious. They're like well I like to smother yo, yo booty shakes, I'm like, oh thank you, like I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. So, but I did say a dick tastes like a balloon. To me. It doesn't matter how many dicks like sucked, but they all taste like balloons. I'm sorry men. But pussy, takes it all. Pussy has a different taste for me every time. There's this one. Pussy.
Oh my God, I need like her pussy this weekend. Like real talk. I have not had sex with this one particular girl in a really long time and it's frustrating the fuck out of me because I we see each other in passing. And I was like girl when you gonna come over again like what the fuck? She's like. I know. I know and I'm like, well, stop playing. Let me come eat that pussy. I Jesus Christ. I literally can tell the girls that I have a way with Ladies, I really have a way with the
ladies. Like I really just have to tell them right. Let me just eat your pussy. Come on over to the lair. Let me eat your pussy like just, it's just that easy. It's just that fucking easy, guys. I don't know who I am half the time, but that's really all it. Takes. I tell a girl come over to the layer. Let me eat your pussy. Let's hang out, tough girl, time. Yada, yada yada, let's catch up. Okay, let me eat your pussy. That's really how easy it is.
But again, that's just me. I'm not telling everybody. Buddy do just text a chick and say let me come eat your pussy. If y'all aren't that on that tip don't do it because chances are you will never see that pussy again. So these are the do's and don'ts for the penises so men please write this down. Hmm. Let's see if here we go. The dues, please wash it daily, okay. Especially after participating, in some sweaty activity. We talked about this, y'all.
So, please soap and water, mild soap and water and I see mild to an extent because soap does it really taste good during sex? It really doesn't. It doesn't taste that good. And guys, another thing, can you can you ease up on the On your penis kids, like that's just nasty. That's not helping anybody. In fact, if you're wearing axe, throw that shit away. Like I get it times are hard, but you know what? You can get some doves. You can get some secret, you can get some, like men's degree or
something. Stop it with the axe, you are not 12 years old anymore. That is the shape that your mama introduce you to during your like kitty days, like stop spraying your penis, and ladies sing things. Stop spraying your Anna? First of all the vagina is a self-cleaning oven. Okay. But someone just said to me they don't eat ass until I ate the pussy for a bit and it's all wet and taste like the pussy. That's fair enough. That's fair game. Some guys, like go straight to the eyes.
I've had guys that are like I meet that ass first. I'm like oh oh oh okay cool. Alright you just want to go straight to the booty. All right then spread my cheeks. Way, there we go. Here's another one. Someone said shower, no lotion, Stop Shaving no more shaving, no more shaving. I'm serious. Nobody. Shaves anymore. Trim it wax it, that's it and eat the Booty like, groceries. That's damn, right? You got to eat the booty, okay, so trim or trim, trim or wax, that's it.
Trim wax laser. No more shaving. If going, you know, if that's too much then I'm sorry but you got to stop with the razor's. Stop with the razor's. I'm serious. Go look it up. Talk to your doctors, I'm serious. Here's another thing now guys. Yes, I am. The one that was fucking up the news on Jude show, I am his associate producer. Nice to meet you. Anyways, back to the show again, please. If you start smelling something or you see some discharge and
this goes for men and women. So main, if you start smelling a certain discharge and I'm talking about like white stuff coming out of your penis or it's like really painful when you coming, go to your doctor ladies and I told you guys, I was going to tell you If this is how you can, you know, see if a woman has a yeast infection, yeast infection usually has a grayish texture and a very very foul potent smell. It's not fishy. It's just it's very you'll just
know something. It's just going to go up to your nose and you're just going to be like oh this is just rank and guys, same thing, white milky fluid. Fluid. That's okay. But if it's like really potent white sometimes has like a Cheesy texture that's either smegma or its yeast infection as well. Again, check up on the smells. If your penis is leaking shape, you might have something a little bit more. So, again, watch the signs, guys, stop being afraid to taste your own come.
I did it on the first half, I'll do it again. I'ma tell y'all. This is the same reaction. This is how I know. No, my pussy tastes good. I'm Gonna Get Away. Hold up. Gonna do the pussy test. God, do the pussy. Test on the taste, my pussy for you. I don't know if you guys can hear that, but that is my pussy. Little wet little wet. Here we go. Still no taste. No. Taste my pussy. No taste. Almost see. No, taste. Some of us. Say no taste. Like my birthday, but tastes good.
I'm sewing. I need to text the dick that wants to fuck me. And say dessert is ready for you. That's so good. Okay, again drink lots of water. Now for all my coffee, drinkers out there, I'm going to tell you I'm serious, we gotta cut back. We gotta cut back on all the caffeine and I'll tell you why. This affects both vaginas and penises the caffeine is not good for you caffeine free tea by the way.
So if it has caffeine in it and you're like drinking a lot of sodas, a lot of diet sodas, if you're drinking a lot of like 68 coffee cups, a day, cut it down, cut it down. And drink lots of water in between I'm serious. A lot of water in between can really help your your diet, I'm serious. Okay, your lady is saying, guys that your come doesn't taste good really think about what
you're putting into your body. If you're a smoker and I'm not talking about weed now, there's a great debate that they're saying that weed and cigarettes have an effect on the genitals. I'm a pot smoker. I smoke every day. I have had nothing. I don't smoke cigarettes. So the only thing I put in my body is weed, fruits, vegetables, water, tea coffee, I do everything, but I do it in moderation, and again the cigarettes cigarette. Come is, is it really exists? I'm so serious.
You can smell it on their hands and an ex she was a heavy smoker. I would smell it on her like it's just not cute. It's Cute. And it's not cute on guys either. It's disgusting. So disgusting. Hmm. Avoid also illegal drugs and I'm going to tell you certain ones, cocaine, ecstasy PCP heroin and meth I'm so serious. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, smoke some weed, fine. But if you're doing a lot of that, it's just discussing and I was getting to that next.
Now here's some dairy products that you need to avoid. Okay, so guys avoid the red meats, cut it down from the beef, go to Turkey me. Meet. Do you know, some chicken but stay off of the heavy meat. I mean the occasional Burger once in a while is fine, but if you're eating burgers like every day you're eating steak every day. It's not good. It's not good. It's a lot of iron. And a lot of iron Causes That Smell causes that taste. You know what? Girl, I'm just as expect, I'll
smoke and I can't even talk. But what up, girl, another thing. Is you want to make sure that even when you're like eating fish. You don't want to have a lot of fish in your system. I'm a, I'm a seafood aholic. Okay, I love shrimp. I love crab. I love oysters. But again, too much of that is a bad thing.
So again, equal out your Meats in your fishes, you're good to go especially with the fish because it does have a lot of fatty acids and it has good oils for the skin and for the body and the texture, it's going to be amazing. Okay, for you, the guys and semen with dairy, Ease it down, soy milk fine, even almond milk a little bit better, but like heavy, heavy, heavy cheese, heavy melts like butter milk, people like obsessed with buttermilk and stuff, cut it
down, I'm serious. Cut it down, cut it down. All right, another food to avoid for the men. Hmm. He's up on your intake of broccoli. He's up on your intake of cabbage and cauliflower. This is especially for the guys for the women. Broccoli actually does the complete opposite. Again you also want to stay away from the Garlic's and you want to stay away from the what is that garlic, garlic and onion. Stay away from that as well.
It's just, it's a little bit too much and that's the same with the vagina heavy on the spices ladies we can especially Curry. Oh dude, that dude at get rid of it, get rid of it, he's down on the curry. Now another thing I love cinnamon and cinnamon has a lot of health benefits a spoonful. If you can try to do it, it's good for you. But cinnamon has mental benefits as well as sexual benefits.
Now this for the semen and for the ladies for my lady Jays, it's going to make it taste a little bit sweeter. So So if you have t, Sandman, teas are good. Natural cinnamon. Teas are good, putting it in your power smoothie. So what I do every morning now I do a ginger, I do a pineapple apple, cinnamon mango Greek yogurt and some power greens that I put it in the blender.
Sometimes I put all these fruits together, sometimes I spread it out, but I always make sure to put cinnamon in my power smoothies, as well as my power greens. So good. Another thing, let's talk about a the pineapples, okay, the great debate, a pineapples great debate a pineapples while it's not scientifically proven to a point and to an extent pineapples do help with the
taste. However, we've all seen the mean where the girl has like opened up the cans and you know the guys like I can't wait to fuck you. I'ma be on the way and she's drinking like the can of pineapple juice. I do have a juicer. Actually, it's I'm looking straight out in my kitchen. I will show you afterwards but yes, I have a juicer. I have a bullet, I have it all. But again, when it comes to the pineapples, it has to be fresh pineapples.
I'm not talking about the cans. Stop it with the pineapple juice that you buy in the bottles. If it's not fresh pineapple in ain't shit and because there's artificial sugar in it, artificial sugar will fuck up your system. This is why I also tell people stop Sugary products on your penis directly. Like people are like, oh, this is how you make, your penis takes good, drizzle some chocolate, put some whipped cream on the pussy, put some whipped cream on the top of his dick.
No. That's how you get yeast infections, okay? We, if you're a real housewives of Atlanta fan, I've watched every season and fuck you Phaedra. You told all these women to put sugar in your pussy. Stop that stop that sugary products are not meant to be. On your genitals, they are meant to be in your mouth, that's it and even when you're doing that with oral sex, people are like oh I put pop rocks on the dick. No, don't put pop rocks on the deck.
If you did not go to a sex store that is authorized and authorized sex store like the pleasure Chest, I talk about Good Vibes out of me.com. There's so many legit sextours, that will sell you products that. Yes they have the sex chakra They have the pop rocks with. I think they're just called, BJ pops and they have these products that are meant like candy Hustlers. Okay. It's okay.
It's not the greatest. I really don't like the Hustler store that much, but they do have like blowjob like packets that you can have that you know, the woman puts in her mouth and she can orally suck, you off, it does work. I've used it in the pussy to and on the deck it's amazing. But again these are products that are meant for the bedroom.
So, They're not just, you know, for consumption they're not things that you just whip up in the kitchen and you don't know what the fuck it is. So again, you are what you eat, you are what you put on your body. Also, just keep yourself healthy. Come on, stop with the artificial fruits. Okay, go and buy some fucking fresh produce Trader. Joe's Ralph's. Okay, get the fresh cut fruit. Stop buying cans of fruit and saying, this is my daily. Take. I'm healthy.
You're not being healthy. That's just fucking desert with a lot of sugar on it. You're not getting any nutrients. Okay? Seriously. But yes, a lot of sex stories. They do have supplements to make it taste better, but there is also this other thing it's called lick and it's a body spray. Oh my God I think I have it. Hold on let me go find it up the layer. Hold on. This is why I love my house because I have a lot of sex stuff around it. It's not called Lake, it's called nothing.
All right, it's called nothing and get, literally, and you can go to nothing on me.com. It is a little vial and it, they have two flavors and they have caramel and vanilla. You can put it on your neck. You can put it on your pussy. Damn it. Jules live. Okay. You will have fun with you. So anyways, you got the vanilla and you got the caramel, you put it on and you can lick it off your partner. I've done it. It's sexy. I've even worn it just because it's like a body spray, but it
tastes delicious. It smells wonderful, definitely check it out, it's called nothing on me. Go to nothing on me.com. It's perfect for oral sex. So, for the guys who are like, you know why, I want you to taste like candy tonight, sprinkle on some of that caramel Know what I love the smell of vanilla up. Sprinkle that shit on their? Mix it up together. Oh my God, Wicked sensual care, has the same thing.
They have a tasting spray. Go to Wicked sensual care and that's made from the people of wicked so definitely check it out. Ladies yogurt Greek yogurt, plain yogurt. It's all good for you drizzle. A little bit of honey. Honey is amazing guys. Get your chick to put some honey in the smoothie and that power smooth that I was telling you about that. Shit's gonna taste so good. I'm telling you all the things that I put in my body, make my pussy tastes amazing.
And I've never had a complaint. I'm telling you, Ginger, sauerkraut, miso, and kimchi are also good probiotics for the pussy. So again, guys, for all my Koreans out there that be, you know, throwing down with the kimchi, send it my way. Well, I gotta hit up my girl, Susan, she makes some good as kimchi. Tama German motherfuckers out there. Get it. Get it going with some fresh, our collar. It's really good. It's really really, really, really good.
Eating a lot of sugar on both ends but especially in the women. It gets you prone to yeast infections especially if you are a diabetic or pre-diabetic. And it also has has been proven to give you some sort of that vaginal vaginal bacteria that will smell really not. It's like that. Hostess of the party and it's not, it is good for the pussy in general, mr. DeVeaux check your facts. Again, when people see that if you driving a UTI, that cranberry is always the good
source. It's good, but it's not 100% entirely good for the vagina, let alone for preventing UTIs. So, you know, please monitor your your cranberry intake. You can take these cranberries supplements, but you can ask your doctor, And they will tell you, it only does it so much like these suppositories that you can put in again, you got to be careful what you're putting in your body.
Um, stay away again from the caffeine, the alcohol, the chocolates, chocolates, ladies we love chocolate on our periods, but kind of ease it back, ease it back, take it down a notch. I'm sorry, it happens, I'm stronger smelling Foods. I said about asparagus Curry garlic, they Can make the crotch smell a lot worse. Okay, now, asparagus, it does have its healthy benefits. It does help with flattening out the belly, but again, too much will alter her smell and her taste.
It really well, and you will tap you. Like, you can tell. Even with the guys, Again, red meats, keep it keep it to a light, keep it to a light. But again, dilute everything that you put in with some water and you'll be fine, you'll be fucking fine. Don't worry, it's all good. Now here's a fun fact and I just actually learned about this yesterday but they said that the smell of Good &, Plenty can actually get her juices flowing. And this is where the vagina they said that in 1998.
Dr. Alan Hirsch is smell and taste research. Church found out in his book that the scent of good in plenty. Arouse the body. They said mixed it with a perfume like a cucumber and it's actually arouses the women. So guys get some cucumber. You know cute, punk rock cucumber, melon body spray get some good and plenties makes out in the Roma. There you go. Boom! The smell of licorice. Wets the pussy apparently. Let me know. I'm not a good in plenty fan
anymore but let me know. Let me know if it works. So again, guys, just be careful of what you put in your body because not, everyone is gonna be all tonight. But at the same time, you just want to be mindful. That's why I say when you're going on a sex date and y'all are trying to go out to eat be mindful of what you're eating. If you're gonna have Curry, it's going to smell, like Curry
during sex. If you are having like barbecue or fried foods, it's gonna smell and maybe taste like a little bit of fried foods heavy and iron, It's gonna be heavy in iron in the bedroom and you're not going to be happy. I want people to eat the pussy and fucking luck eating the pussy. I want women start guzzling down on some dick shit. I need to find a dick. Then I'm like in love with so then I can be like I just want
to suck your penis all day long. Like, I'll drizzle some of this, nothing on me. I'll make him have a vanilla caramel dick and I'll be good. I'll be good to go. I'll be ready to go. I swear to God, I'll be fine. I'll be good. All right, so I think it's time to take another break and just a break from the sex stuff and let's get into some days and days to think of sensed confused. Dazed sext confused. Right. This is everybody's favorite segments, at least with the podcast.
Y'all love the day, sex and confuse news. This is what I talked about some headlines of some fucked-up things. In the media, the have to be crazy sometimes sexual or just damn, right confusing. And let me tell you the ones that I got tonight. This shit is crazy as fuck. I don't know where to begin, but this one. Okay. A pair a couple was arrested while there while having sex in the car with her children. Now they weren't fucking each other. They weren't fucking their
children. They were fucking each other this 20 sets. Oh sorry. Three this couple the man and woman were 26 and 28 but they were having sex in there. Honda Accord in a outlet mall in Gettysburg and they decided you know to have sex in the parking lot while their kids were just chilling in the backseat. Just chilling. Just just chilling. I don't know. What are the kids think is going on? Mommy? Why are you on top of daddy? Why is the car moving?
Why is she going? And he Daddy's good and then you left like really y'all can just you know, go to the, take the kids you know to Grandma and Grandpa's leave them at home, then go. Do your know you're nasty business. Like I get it, he doesn't moment public sex. But damn, you're going to scar your children like that. They didn't say how old the children were, but the couple was later charged with the just disorderly conduct according to citations.
Filed. The husband was taken into custody and he because he was currently on a prison work release program. Oh shit. And the kids were now in child welfare in the state of Pennsylvania. And what else? Ooh, this couple just they have a long-ass rap sheet. Jesus Christ. Disorderly conduct harassment, resisting arrest careless, driving, criminal, trespassing, theft like this, this is a couple, obviously is like Bonnie and Clyde, but Jesus. Come on.
Y'all really couldn't wait for like till night night time. Nap time. Like that's just wrong. That is just wrong. Like, what are you going to explain to your kids? Like when they finally learned what sex is they're going to Remember the Time. Mommy and Daddy got arrested in the mall for having sex in front of them. Like, how do you explain that? How the fuck do you explain that? That's disgusting. Come on y'all. Now, here's my favorite story of the week.
Pregnant woman gets beaten down over a weave. It starts with The Weave police allege that Ayana Aisha, read battered, her sister tahini. What, how do y'all spell this tea? I mean, how do you solve this out? T, y, ta H. And I met on E. Pizza, TT on E, she's crises names. Y'all need to step it up during a confrontation, this past Sunday in Jacksonville. Of course, this happened in Florida.
I'm in a detailed report. It says that Tiana told investigators that her sister demanded to return the headpiece in which was a weave, she gave her for Christmas. When Tiani refused to return the, we've Ayana came to the victims apartment and confronted her Tiani. Again, refused to give it to her because she said, it was a Christmas gift. And so that's when they started fighting. And that's when one sister decided to grab the weave off, the other chicks head and then
just started raining punches. I really wish this was on camera. Now, mind you, this woman is just a month into her pregnancy. The woman who got beat down Jesus, Christ. They also noted that I'm sorry. The woman that got beat down was pregnant and the woman who fought her appeared uninjured. She said that she was very sore. It was going to the hospital to get her and her unborn baby checked out. They said the five-year-old.
Daughter said that Reed came to the family home and beat her mommy up. Y'all need to stop. First of all if the weed was that much why did you give it to your sister in the first place? Y'all siblings? You know how this shit works. I don't have siblings but I know this. I'll be Damned if one of my cousin's who's like my siblings had some expensive shit. Before me. If the we've was not good to you, then you should have not giving your sister the weave in
the first place. But then how dare you try to beat up on a woman? How do you want you pregnant beating up on another woman like, over some goddamn hair? Just a weave. What the fuck? I want to know how much the we've was, because I saw the mug shot and I swear to God the woman's hair, that didn't look like a size. Six hundred dollar we've. It looked like a 1499, we've that you can go get at Sally's like that shit. Come on now being up pregnant
women because you got the wrong. We'd I want my weed back. Did y'all learn in high school? No, take-backs. X. The fuck, get the fuck out of here. Kind of be down, I swear. And first and second of all, when you know, you're pregnant, you know your hormones out of racing, like the fuck. You could just nicely say, no, I'm not returning the weave that you gave me as a gift for Christmas, the fuck is wrong
with you. Then on top of that, shame on the kid for Polly, open up the door saying, oh, that's Auntie tahini or whatever. The fuck. Her name was shake my damn head. Here's the last one, a Florida woman again you know I love the Florida. I love the Floridians because y'all have like it's like every time I've gone to Florida, I've never really seen. The like rachie people of Walmart? I've never seen a naked man running down the street.
Now, what would you say if you saw a woman housing, her dirty wet used. Tampon ad a police officer? Well, it's a Korra feels 828. Did it this past Monday night in st. Petersburg on the officer, who was investigating? The fight said that feels told the st. Petersburg pop to suck her pussy. And then she said I'll hit you with my tampon, you bitch. Hold on, let me take a break. Let me take a pause. Let me take a drink. Oh, he'll let me just check this damn thing.
Oh, goddamn. This woman has no home training. So I'm trying to see if she was speeding. What like, what issued the fact that she threw the tampon? But yes she said I'll hit you with my tampon, you bitch suck my pussy and then you know, issuing the threats Fields was then seen with both of her hands. Damn, she did the to handcuff girl. What kind of did you have the super super tampon? Because you know that shit is Big I'm not gonna lie, you know?
Usually I can get my tampons out with one hand but sometimes, you know, you go a little bit bigger and sometimes, Your pussy just doesn't want to let go. It's like, it's like the Titanic. I'll Never Let Go Jack. I'll never let go never let go over, he's home. Never let go like, it's a struggle being a woman. We gotta plug shit up there all the time.
Like, it's not, it's not sexy. But she said, they said, she reached in to reach both hands into her vagina with their pants open, and then she then was observed and seen throwing a wet paper object. And it struck the officer over the shoulder. Please officer. Please tell me the vagina, at least melt a little bit decent. And hopefully it will. And they did say, it was white. So, okay, maybe she didn't have like a heavy flow, maybe it was
like light or just beginning. I really want to know that the state of the tampon because they said it was wet. So I mean, what's her vagina what? Or was it really like, legit wet. But then again, how would they know? That the tampon was white. So again, makes you wonder what kind of residue was on that ship but apparently she flung it out of him. Yeah, ladies I understand, we get mad sometimes but we don't need to go and fleeing tampons and people's faces. We wouldn't want it done to us.
Okay, so do unto others as what you want to be done to them, come on now. Last one, a town was flooded with sex calls meant for a sex line. Okay. So, babe station is a UK adult Channel and apparently a bunch of people in the UK were calling this number on Sky TV. I actually watch Sky TV. They have some really good sexy program. Have you guys ever seen British shows? I'm telling you, it's like fucking porn British shows. They know what's up, skins porn porn just porn.
But, anyways, they said to Reach one of the Babe station girls, collars from Ireland needed to replace the first number of the number when the international dialing code many, however, failed to do that. And instead we're connected to residents of an Irish town of Westport who were aggravated and annoyed to be getting these calls in the middle of the night. Oh my God. Can you imagine they're like, Hello, welcome to babe station.
We would love to get you off dou, Phi, Phi, 599 sex that's five five, five ninety nine sacks. Don't forget the international code so you start calling. Oh yes baby I'm here wanking off my mate. I'm baiting off my mate line. What are you talking about? To begin? The me save little bit, too. Light to be great in the night. Oh baby. I want to, I want to give you some baby batter. Let me give you some baby bottle all. Oh, like really you guys, I worked for Vivid Radio.
That's all it was a phone sex line. So I can imagine the phone calls that were pouring into this. Poor Irish Town, these poor people in the middle of the night. They're just trying to sleep. They're probably trying to sleep off. All that Guinness. It's some wanker on the other end is trying to get off. Oh my God. I don't know what to do. It's sad. I feel bad for them but apparently they got it. They got it under control. So congratulations. Sky TV. Y'all fucked up.
This is a clear. Clear example that motherfuckers don't read any more. Clear example that motherfucker Zone read and I'm serious. Y'all do it to me all the time on social media, especially on my Snapchat and Instagram. I'll put information like boldface. I'll tell you the times. I'll tell you what to do and y'all still ask me what time does the show, start what, what day are you on? The fuck is fucking we'd fucking read just because I put some shit out.
You see some tits, some ass and shit read between the lines. Please, please read in between the lines. Just like a guy. Clearly knew that I was on Xbox, but he asked me anyways, is that an Xbox? Yes. Bitch. It's an Xbox. Ask me this like twenty four thousand times reading between the lines and that's it. You guys that's the show we have run out of time we talked about pussy. I want you guys to really consider what the fuck you put in your in your anybody?
Because again, nobody wants to drink dirty ass. Come no one wants to taste a dick. That smells like pennies and and fucking dogshit. okay, I don't want to eat a dick that taste like, I don't know John shoes, because let's face it, if you guys want are on Sirius XM. I feel, I really, I have complete like fetish right now. I want to smell John shoes, just to see if they smell like ass. I just want to know if they smell like ass.
That's, not, that's all I want to know why some hobo shoes, and let me see if it smells like a has. Y'all want to eat pussy? That doesn't taste like candy, right? Well, men. We don't want to taste dick. That tastes like dirt. Cat shit and dirty-ass Kochi, guys. If you're double-dipping in the pussy, come on now wipe the evidence off in the last chick because I don't want to smell or taste a dirty chicks pussy, because then I'm a look at you funny. I'll be like, okay, I know my
pussy's clean but with the fuck. Are you doing with your dick? All right. So remember guys I'm is Radio Sapphire Sapphire 0 plate is always live Wednesday night's 82 about 9:30 ish on the eat on the West Coast. Ghost, sorry. And if you missed any of the show, you can watch it right now. On Periscope .t, V / Ms, radio Sapphire. It will be up for 24 hours, you have until tomorrow night and you can go to the Misfits podcast Network at the Misfits
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