18: Julian the Microwave
Julian is a microwave now. The Science: Whole Brain Emulation: A Roadmap (2008) Mind Uploading (Wikipedia)
Oct 19, 2021•33 min
SALAD
Trusted by scientists and doctors worldwide, SALAD can and will blast your health and wellness into the stratosphere and/or heaven.
SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad and (usually) Julian.
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17: Whoppers
It was evening now, but the night sky had been swallowed by abyssal darkness. The parking lot was almost completely empty. Abandoned , they thought, though they quickly banished this from their minds. The air felt thick. Unnatural. They stood in silence, blinking, as dread flooded into their veins, freezing their blood. Unconsciously they began to hold their breath. There was a sharp buzzing and then a single street lamp flickered to life. They fixed their eyes on the glow and allowed themselves...
Jul 30, 2021•33 min
16: The Number of Things is Six
Good value, that poem.
May 05, 2021•44 min
SKELETONS
Ever wonder what happened to Brad and Julian after they grappling hooked onto that helicopter in episode 9? No? Well, too bad. Behold! The smoldering wreckage of Chicago, or at least Brad's house. Julian's arboreal prison . Two skeletons. A crow. Clubhouse rules. SALAD rises from the ashes - again - just in time for the spookiest time of the year. Is this episode scary? You better believe it. And if you don't believe it, give it a listen. Just don't come complaining to us when you no longer have...
Oct 16, 2020•31 min
14: Youth Culture (w/ Jo Hoch, Tanner Goldberg)
After six full months of vacation off the grid, Brad returns to Dubai and discovers that things have changed at the Burj Khalifa. Meet June Goliath , CEO of MunchGoodCorp.Gov, and her assistant/enforcer Nico . They understand youth culture. SALAD is an improvised semi-narrative podcast with a bunch of lore for some reason.
Apr 05, 2020•50 min
13: Cursed ASCII Art
6 months after heartbreak (?) in Portgual, Brad returns to Dubai, but before he even sets foot in the Burj, something is wrong. Maybe it's an IT issue. Maybe . Also - Juuling - Jeweling - Julian
Sep 30, 2019•18 min
12: Saudade (w/ Brittany Grace)
A six month vacation begins. Serendipity in Azores. Ah, saudade .
Sep 17, 2019•41 min
11: Pack Up (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)
This episode picks up right where "10: Unpack" left off. Everyone has gotten sick together. Together. You're embarrassing me, and I'm embarrassed. This is embarrassing for everyone. Everything will be embarrassing for forever. For all of us. ...except Devin. Devin's so freakin' cool. I love Devin.
Jul 23, 2019•23 min
10: Unpack (w/ Gavin Morgan, Jo Hoch)
[REDACTED]'s COOL DIET 2.0 IS NOW HIRING Hey! Are you a social media rock star or an IT ninja? Are you young as hell? Please send a resume and cover letter and/or head on over to the United Arab Emirates, then make your way up to floor 99 at the Burj Khalifa and introduce yourself to the CEO. If you want to kiss him, go for it! He didn't read the fine print in his CEO contract, so he can't stop you! Experience with Python/C++ and SEO front-ends is a real plus. You should be in peak physical and ...
Jul 15, 2019•36 min
9: Rattttttt Tale
Julian does a bad job with his mouth and brain. And he's a top skimmer. HOOKS ...for crochet. HOOKED ...on drugs. HOOKS...grappling. -- SALAD is an improvised podcast by Brad Garoon with Julian Freed-Brown
Jul 05, 2019•33 min
8: Where the Liquid Meets the Sand
Are you an ant queen or an elephant king? Are you a tsunami? Find out. Take the shot. Julian's Cool Diet v. 2.01 (Patch Notes) - Bugs - Bug fixes - Removed several bugs
Apr 24, 2019•37 min
7: Heikegani
Heike warriors who were killed at the Battle of Dano-no-ura are reincarnated are crabs.
Mar 18, 2019•23 min
6: Bootstraps
Welcome back to New York City. In this city, you write your own story. Make your own sody pop. Beat up your own dad. Date your own self. But this movement is too big for one city. This is a revolution...in evolution. Welcome to Vitruvia, population: us.
Mar 04, 2019•21 min
5: Tears of a Clone
3% is more than you think. Cyrano, Don, and everyone’s favorite thane: together at last. Welcome to the old country. SALAD is an improvised podcast by BRAD GAROON and JULIAN FREED-BROWN Edited by BRAD GAROON Additional Music by KAI ENGEL
Jan 28, 2019•26 min
4: The Single and the Noise
After an unexplained hiatus, Brad and Julian reclaim the podcast throne by threatening Nate Silver, explaining spaghetti, and handing you the keys to a castle called Self-Love. It's your very own castle, and you deserve it. Julian employs his unique and violent teaching style to inflict knowledge and violence on Brad. Also, a different hairstyle!
Sep 24, 2018•34 min
3: Ivories
Wild dogs roam the lobby of the Bellagio as the golden man plays a nocturne in the key of attempted murder. Witness the horrifying birth of a beautiful friendship. Recorded in Chicago, 2014. Maybe 2013? SALAD is Brad Garoon & Julian Freed-Brown If you like the show, please subscribe & rate us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Aug 08, 2018•20 min
2: Trash Psychology
Get that garbage out of your house and into the middle of the street. Discover a lucrative hobby by writing the saddest words. Next time: the origin story of the world's best friends. Recorded in Chicago/NYC, 2015.
Jul 28, 2018•20 min
1: The Beach Body
Welcome to SALAD. On this episode, Julian explains that life is a beach, and if you want that body looking right, you're gonna need some SALAD. Also, Brad admits a terrible secret. Can Julian help? Maybe!
Jul 24, 2018•1 hr 16 min
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