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The Black Museum - The Telegram

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This is Auson Wells speaking from London. The Black Museum. Here in a grihamstone structure on the Thames which houses Scotland Yard, is a warehouse of homicide, a warehouse where everyday objects, a piece of wash, line of medicine, bottle and electric light bulb all all are touched by murder. Here's a telegram that's a familiar object. Usually it's his happy birthday, or congratulations on your wedding, or will arrive ten o'clock train. This telegram was an urgent

request to die. Take this telegram, miss please, yes, sir, Daily Star come up once four point thirty train Waterloop, Ballmouth Central. We'll meet. Sorry sir, what is this car? Car? We'll meet today? This telegram can be seen in the Black Museum. From the annals of the Criminal Investigation Department of the London Police. We bring you the dramatic stories of the crimes recorded by the objects in Scotland Yards Gallery of Death, the

Black Museum. Here we are the Black Museum, Scotland Yards, Mausoleum of murder. Hallies, death arranged on shows and cabinets, ranked along the floor and on the tables. Death in many disguises this oil lamp. This one was found in Thyme. There were others before it in other places. Part of a baited trap. A house cat leaped knocking over the lamp. Flames flared arson and somebody dies, and such a fire arson becomes the murderer.

There's a bit of ribbon from a Christmas package, shining tinseled ribbon. A gift unwrapped in pleasant anticipation was death Ah a telegram. There we are. It's a slip of yellow paper with familiar type pasted and stripes across its face, urgent summons. One day, this wire rested in a closed handbag on a woman's lap. She was riding on a train. Response to the wire, men sharing the seat with her smile, started a conversation. You going

all the way to Bournemouth. No, I'm getting off at Bascom. This train do stop at Boscom, doesn't he? Well, I believe it. I'm going through to Bournemouth themselves, So I didn't pay particular attention your holidays. Well you know why. I'm taking a day off to see some friends and I'm going back to Southampton to catch a ship for her business triph. It that's been nice to have a life like that. Mine's very dull. Oh well then might I get is that like some of the ladies, I

know, you'll find your gaiety in your heads? No, mane, it's tovagant. I've always liked your pretty hair. Just chr chats on a train speeding southward from London. The gentleman contributed no information about his business. The lady didn't give her name. She did have a volunteer. I'm going down to Bascom to cook for some people. That's what I do cook. And the time passed. Others entered the compartment of the train at various stops and

left a little later. But that was all. And as the train slowed from Bascom, here let meet me shirt that back looks heavy, parget down for you. Oh please don't travel, sir, It is no trouble at all. Here we are come. Well, it's been pleasant chatting with you all. Good luck at the new job, and thank you sir, and good luck on your trip. Thank you, miss big Gardens, you the new cook for vegans and wooden neras yes, in this way please missus.

Egan told me to watch for you. I'm their chauffeur. I have the car. It's a fair way out, you see. Oh, yes, the telegram said the car would meet me. Is it nice working? Please? She put her luggage in the back of the big limousine, stepped into the front seat next to the chauffeur. The train out of the Bascom station just as the car moved away along the road. Apparently it was a fair ways out, as the chauffeur put it. The road wounds through the countryside.

The land seemed to grow more and more bleak. As they rolled along. The sun dropped all of the horizon. The young woman began to feel a little edgy. Is it much further? Seems to be getting dark. It not only seems to be getting dark, my girl, it is getting dark. You never told me if it's nice working out here, you won't have any trouble. If you're nice, that is, if I'm nice. Got the masters and mistresses ears? What I say usually goes. Anyone who's

not nice to me goes. I don't understand. You've worked before, haven't you well? Yes, of course, have the very best of references. In most places, it's the butler, isn't it out here? It's me. I don't understand. Why have you left the road, because my girl, I took you out this way for reasons of my own. Now now I came out here for a job as cook. I get that. Come here. I know you can't God not to me. It's someone else, no one else, it's you, understand Now'll be good, be quiet.

That was all till the next morning. Farmer cutting across the empty fields found that they were not quite as empty as he supposed. Here here, what's this youth like? Miss she? She's dead? Ah? This be for the police. The farmer made it as fast as he could the nearest telephone, and within an hour the police had arrived. They will not I suppose you repeat your starliarship. You're inspector gardener. Ah, well they told you go ahead. Well I was cutting across the field. They save a few

steps, and I come on her line like that. I went for help. That's soul, sir. You didn't touch anything, You didn't mess up the ground. No, no, sir, nothing like that. All right, give the constable your name and address. We'll call you for an egypt Yes, sir, thank you, sir. What do you make up a martin? One of those things? Inspector murder by person unknown after a bit of a struggle, it looks like yes, ground's pretty well trembled. Any

idea of the time of death. Medical examiner can't see it, Sir. My guess is sometime after seven o'clock last night. The rain stopped around six thirty. She is not even damp, sir, very good, I judge from the tire texts. We'll get to make up tires in the size of the cars. You know, Yes, sir, you have her handbag, yes, right here, so hm, Yes, we had an identity card, Ida Matthews, Stretham, London. We can check that quickly enough.

Well, it's a telegram Daily Star come at once four point thirty train Waterloo Bomber Central car will meet Joy Expence's paid Egan, woodmere House, Boscombe. Yes, I've seen this sort of thing before. What are the odds, Martin? There is no woodmere House nor any Egan hereabouts. The odds were high. The inspector was right, no woodmere House and no Eagon. But the telegram is a lead, and importantly for a thread to start on.

Not very many post offices in Bascom, and you send telegrams from post offices Neihland. Detective Martin had an assignment. I'm sorry to bother you, but this wire filed at this office, not at that office. No, no, at the next one, but the one after that. Yes, that's one of ours. May I see the original of the wire? Please? Well, now I don't know hit scop and my credentials. Ah, well, that makes it properly. And since it was proper and Detective Martin returned

to his superior with the original of the wire. Did you ever see such atrocious handwriting, Inspector, I can't I ever have party, can't spell either? No E in Bournemouth and expenses with a C in place of an S. Interesting Martin, it will be a long job. Check through central post office and guard the Bournemouth area yourself, get the originals of every wire over the past six months that have had bad handwriting and worse spelling. It's a

long job. Patience and routine the two great strengths of the forces of law and order, and they pay off. Sometimes it takes months, sometimes only weeks. This time it was two weeks. A triumphant detective, I'd returned to Inspector Gardner. We've got two more wiles and good work Martin. Here, sir, notice this first one to the Dandre woman, no e in Bournemouth, see an expense and a new era. Two f's in if at this one to the domestic agency. Someone wanted a young pleasant nurse without an

a in pleasant And again the e is missing in Bournemouth. Her writing's identical, no question about it. Put some calls to Martin. I wonder if the Dandre woman or the young pleasant nurse ever came down this way. That track was an easy one, not trouble at all. The Dandre woman came down, no car. She went back a lucky lady. That one. Apparently Priment agency was a bit more careful. The agency wrote to the return address for more information. Name and address were fictitious, of course, of

course. All right, Martin, back to the bascom post dropice jog A few memories, will you? I see, Miss, you filed this wire. I did we get a lot of business through you are with that awful handwriting. Do you remember anything about the person who gave it to you? Well, it was a man, I know that that's something there was that. Let me think now now it's all black. I don't try to hard,

Miss, It'll come back to you here. Let me read you the wire Daily Star come at once four thirty train Waterloo, Bournemouth Central and something here I can't quite make out. That's it car, car, we'll meet. I asked him the same question. He repeated the words like that car, car will meet. I'd know his voice anywhere. Why it was that kind of voice? Smooth, too soft? Since she was out for me? Do you remember the man at all? No, sir, you know

how it is. Don't look at all the people who come in here. But I think I'm not positive, but I think you are on the chauffeur's uniform, patience and routine were bringing results from nothing except Ida Matthew's body. They built their evidence to a man in a chauffeur's uniform who couldn't spell, and from the tire tracks they knew the make of tires and the length and

widths and therefore the make of the car. Within hours now every chauffeur in the vicinity who drove a live sedan of a certain make had been called into the police station. Now do you Aleventhop was in London? So with my money we lost a boy in the war. Inspector and the whole family always gets together an armist this night for that reason, So no remember the eleventh Inspectator. I was off that night. I didn't have the car. Now

the young Master was permitted to drivers himself that night. Seeing as I was having my regular night off, I picked up the old man, mister Dutton, and he's a regular train, drove him home, put the car away and locked it up. Did you have your own keid of garage? No, sir, I always turned it into the big house after I put the car away. That's what I did that night, sir. And after that mature, I went into Bournemouth on the bus, had a button, went

to the cinema. You should remember all that very well. It was over a month ago. The case we're investigating happened. I've got a great memory. Well how is it unspelling? I wouldn't know. I never tested it. Let's test it right now. Take this pad and pencil and write the words I asked you. I know you were smart and we shouldn't have let the newspapers publish those wires. Not one of these cheps spills those words wrong, and their handwriting doesn't match. Nothing. As it's too bad Inspector to

draw a blank when it looks so good for a bit. That's about it, Martin. For once we've drawn a blank completely. But that was not to be the end. Fate was to play a hand, and one of the strongest cards in that hand turned out to be the telegram. Yes, this same telegram that can be seen today in the Black Museum. Arson Wells will be back with you in just a moment, And now we continue with the Black Museum, starring Awesome Wells. They'd drawn a blank, but carefully

built up points which should have led to a vicious killer lead nowhere. The full and tragic story of Idam Matthews seemed headed directly for the unsolved file at Scotland yarnd. How do account for what happened next? Chance, stupidity, the intelligence to capitalize on a tiny fact. It really doesn't matter. What does matter is that one morning at the post office in Bascon, how many steps for this package? Miss? I just put it on the scale.

I take care now it's mark French. I don't even see that. I see it. It'll be one and three, right you are, Thank you? Miss Jimmy Quick Please, where's he going? Good fellow in the show for suit? Where's he going get to the window. I can't leave the cage quick. Yeah, he's getting a little a car grace there, get the number whatever for wait l K nine O five four twenty four. Ex husband knows you elimen he a'm ridiculous. That's the man who sent the telegram,

the one the coppers was so interesting. I know his voice anywhere? Yeah, you take over. I'm going to telephone that nast detective. A chance, a coincidence. The young man might have taken that package, the girl might have forgotten the voice. Neither of these things happened, and a new lead was developed for the yard. Mitchell drives that car Inspector John Mitchell, owner is done. We had Mitchell in his writing, doesn't mentionine his

spelling's fine. Well, the girl swears he's the man Martin. Can you picture a British jury hanging a man because a girl remembered his voice? No such things are. But the points were added to the Ida Matthews file and held waiting their use. Patience and more patience and more results. Depect the gardeners beging this is Sidney Harris. I'm told her that I want to give my information to you. It's on the Matthews case. You see, I

rode down to Bosco on the train with her. Sydney Harris received a warm welcome at Scotland. Sit down, mister Harris, thank you. If I may ask, what took this a lot? I was out of the country, Inspector. I returned just yesterday. Go on, mister Harris, will you see my business takes me abroad quite a bit. I had the opportunity to spend a night with some friends of mine in Bournemouth before I sailed the next day. That's how it happened that I was on the train. The

Matthews woman was in my compartment. We talked a bitter I commented on our Harold, just passing the time. I'd never have thought of it again, I suppose if my ship had sailed on time, but it didn't. The steward brought aboard some late papers which came out while we werestled in Southampton. I saw them after we've been at sea for a few hours. There was this woman's picture and the story I understand. And now, mister Harris, what information do you have which may be of help to us? The luggage

rack on the car, Inspector. It was a large gray sedan. How did you happen to notice it? I watched across to the station platform. I saw a man meet in a sofa's uniform. I wanted to enter this car. Now it happens, Inspector, that I design auto bodies. The Luggies wrec attracted my attention. It doesn't belong to that make of car. It's been specially fitted. You're a very observed man, mister Harris, for

which our deepest appreciation. At one point, mister Harris, among these ladies' hats on the desk, which one would you say was miss Matthews or this one' sir, that, mister Harris, is the hat we found beside Ida Matthew's body. At last someone to establish that Ida Matthews had been mat bess chauffeur at the buscon station. Which chauffeur. Yes, that's the car, the gray one, LK nine oh five to four. That's the Luggies wreck. I was talking about. But the handwriting and the spelling. Ask the

licensed Bureau for Mitchell's application for the driver's license. I want to see the handwriting on it. Within a day, the application lay on the inspector's desk. Decided with the originals of the wires with the misspelled words. Well, Martin, not much doubt about it, as there inspector, the experts will testify for us, Martin. But I'm satisfied. Get your hat. We're going to pick up Mitchell. Well Martin, what kept jump? I saw his room, Sir, and spoke with mister Dutton. Mitchell must have got

the wind up. He's gone. But I found this in his room, the key duplicate key to the garage. Mitchell had access to the car Edit II. He wanted to use it, and mister Dutton tells me he was on the verge of calling us, but I walked in. Mitchell is paying the expenses of his little trip with forged checks. That does it, Martin. Let's get back to the office now. The fast interlocking network of police authorities and police communications went into action all across and up and down England.

The teletypes carried the message bornmous to all stations General alarm for one John Mitchell, age about forty two five feet eight inches tall, weightd about one hundred and sixty five pounds, hair, brown eyes, blue distinctive suppose, low pitched voice, wanted for forgery and murder. The word was out somewhere in England. A policeman would recognize John Mitchell. And the policeman did inspect your

gardener speaking this is super didn't con and ready, inspector. We have this John Mitchell for you picked him up when he tried to get a drop to gearage. He has a mechanic. John Mitchell was brought back to Vuscan. But the job wasn't done even yet. After all, when the charge is murdered, the plea of not guilty is mandatory. There must be a trial and there must be attorneys for the defensive man is to be presumed innocent and to prove and guilty. Therefore, the case had to be air tight,

foolproof. No loopholes were a smart defense. Guns now get missed. When you walk into this room, there'll be a dozen men there where their backs turned towards you. You're walking backwards yourself, so there'll be no chance of your seeing even the becks of their heads sort of blind peltasts. Yes, without benefit of blindfold. You ready now as ready as our lepathy. Let's go who here? These may have been briefed Martin, Yes, sir, they know what to do. They're to read the words on the cards.

I've good, very well, you can begin, all right. You car car will meet, next car, car will meet, next car, car will meet, next peers car, car will meet, and the next car car will meet. That's him, that's the voice. I know it. Anyway. They were ready now, they felt to give the Crown its chance to avenge the untimely and brutal death of one of its subjects. The prosecutor

was confident. The defense was bold. Time and again, despite the experts, despite the weight of evidence, the defense managed to throw what seemed a reasonable doubt on the guilt of John Mitchell. A climactic moment came when Mitchell himself was on the witness stand. The prosecutor faced the prisoner, mister Mitchell, we're about to go back to school. We shall have a spelling lesson.

I'm ready ask the way will you spell? If I if? If we shall be more difficult, if we go along, will be good enough to spell expense ax p e n Is he very good? Mister Mitchell? Who learned your lesson? Well? And then please spell Bournemouth bo you r in em o uta? Well, well fine, just fine, and pleasant, mister Mitchell, how do you spell pleasant? P L S E N

T. I see pleasant, just like a present. That's right, But it isn't right, mister Mitchell. Pleasant is spelt with an A, but you didn't spell it with an a today, Nor did you spell it with an a when you wrote the telegram asking for a pleasant young nurse. And what was your plan, mister Mitchell? Did you want to murder a nurse

the way you murdered? I don't mat views. Perhaps in that terrible moment, as he stood in the dark at the Old Bailey, the mind of John Mitchell may have turned to that other moment, when all unsuspecting he wrote out that fateful telegram, the self same telegram that can be seen to day in the Black Museum. It might be said that John Mitchell was hanged by a missing letter A in the word pleasant. Be that as it may.

Circumstances caught up with this gentleman one morning at eight o'clock, and he passed from this world because of a set of coincidences which fitted together in the minds of alert detectives in Scotland yard. If Mitchell had known how to spell correctly, if Harris had not been a keen eyed designer of automobiles, if Harris had not taken a trip when he did, if Marge, the post office clerk, had not been struck by Mitchell's voice. But it's no matter now.

Now the telegram was to be found in its customary place in Scotland Yard, in the Black Museum. And now until we meet next time in the same place, I tell you another story about the Black Museum. I remain as always, will be game for yours. M hmmm,

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