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Is your workshop just a storage unit? - Safety Third 155

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[SPEAKER_03]: who you just start whenever, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I realized that, you know, the adults in your life, your parents and grandparents, like at some point you realize they're just like people too. [SPEAKER_03]: And people that you probably wouldn't be friends with organically. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know, none of the same interests. [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, you're just a religion. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, that's all you haven't gone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it the fuck you going now? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, you know, I feel like I feel like a little guilty, but also, you know, like, I'll just, like, you know, I just avoid people, you know? [SPEAKER_04]: I've always kind of felt that way. [SPEAKER_04]: Since I was a kid about some of my cousins. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: It just, like, I never got along with them. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we're related, and that's it.

[SPEAKER_04]: All they would do is watch football. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's time. [SPEAKER_04]: You know. [SPEAKER_04]: And we were like 10 years old, too. [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, big football brand at 10. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a good thing. [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great, uh, uh, uh, children left behind and never tried to left behind. [SPEAKER_03]: They're just like way behind. [SPEAKER_03]: That's like, goodbye. [SPEAKER_03]: You're talking about what you guys are talking about.

[SPEAKER_03]: Or are you going over to the airport? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm going over to the airport. [SPEAKER_04]: Play like Madden. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh [SPEAKER_03]: We're talking about children left behind. [SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about lasers.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so we're just going to get us to trouble if somebody threw her. [SPEAKER_03]: Show it back to the recent shares. [SPEAKER_03]: Remember that? [SPEAKER_04]: So he's going to fight my cousins? [SPEAKER_04]: They're never going to be like, football night again. [SPEAKER_04]: Thank God. [SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember that laser website that I shared? [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: The military leaders? [SPEAKER_00]: What did you think about that? [SPEAKER_00]: stuff.

[SPEAKER_04]: Was it it was like this Chinese website where they I think what's happened recently in China is they have a new wave of of laser cutters and higher efficiency laser modules coming out. [SPEAKER_04]: So they are just liquidating all the old modules on eBay and stuff. [SPEAKER_04]: So there's people building crazy long range for laser stuff that happen here anymore. [SPEAKER_00]: So okay. [SPEAKER_00]: So that's that's a good theory.

[SPEAKER_00]: I made some crazy stuff on there, but I went ahead and bought a bunch of the quote-unquote weaker ones. [SPEAKER_00]: So I bought their laser pointer that was 120 watts. [SPEAKER_00]: They're another one that looks like Star Wars Blaster for 260 watts. [SPEAKER_00]: That was 260 watts. [SPEAKER_00]: And I bought their 500 watt one. [SPEAKER_00]: But what I really also want is this one. [SPEAKER_00]: I'll share it in the same place that will share it to stuff.

[SPEAKER_00]: This thing cannot, I, I, this is really pushing the boundaries of laser technology. [SPEAKER_03]: No, sir. [SPEAKER_03]: Ignite or dot com slash producting laser. [SPEAKER_03]: Bucking, you web browsers are shit. [SPEAKER_03]: How do I call you? [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: They've got the beam expander on them. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, that one looks nice. [SPEAKER_04]: Ignition distance 60 meters burning blade 25 meters.

[SPEAKER_00]: So if you notice, it says it's up to the police. [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to start buying the shit. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it says light source is green light. [SPEAKER_04]: No, it probably has a green hammer. [SPEAKER_04]: And yes, a green. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like what do they call the aiming module?

[SPEAKER_03]: What if you fucking like zip tied a laser [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, so my question number in there, so your blue would glow when you were at night Kevin, I have a question for you sick dude or so I also bought for like 60 bucks. [SPEAKER_00]: They have a 5 watt blue laser allegedly. [SPEAKER_00]: So I've no way to measure the actual price. [SPEAKER_04]: That's that's a good price and that's true. [SPEAKER_04]: The highest rated blue diode is about eight watts.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, or it was a year or two ago, but I so I got it and the one thing I never trust is the glasses that they ship these devices with. [SPEAKER_00]: So for the red lasers when I've been testing them, I close my eyes and I record it with my phone because I tried the 5-1 blue laser and I was like, you know what, I'll try it with the glasses they have.

[SPEAKER_04]: you know what I saw through the glasses the blue beam I saw blue I saw blue light and that was I then put on my like good rated ones and you don't see any blue and I'm like huh but that's a dumbest thing about lasers you buy a big fancy laser and then you can't even appreciate it because it'll blind you so you have to wear glasses and then you can't see it and the only thing you can do is shine into planes in the sky.

[SPEAKER_00]: the the the the the good part about that is it just a blazer cornea yeah mm-hmm safe the question the question that I had was for the blue light I already had a really powerful blue laser right a seven and a half watt one but I bought it I bought good glasses with it so I trust those glasses but I have [SPEAKER_00]: I also have the fiber laser glasses that are like 900 to 1100. [SPEAKER_00]: So they should be fine. [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, I usually melt the companies.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you read anything about the ODE? [SPEAKER_00]: should be OD6. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what it means. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a decimal place, right? [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: And I have no fucking, like, what's the difference between, like, OD6, OD7 and, like, I think it's like, basically, I think it just depends on, like, how powerful the laser, like, how much light is going in? [SPEAKER_00]: Obviously.

[SPEAKER_00]: So it's like, the downside is the higher OD, the room [SPEAKER_04]: But they also have like specific wavelength goggles that blow. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, only a very narrow range of wavelengths. [SPEAKER_04]: Wange of wavelengths. [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin, my question. [SPEAKER_00]: Which one? [SPEAKER_00]: My question was that I just emailed them because I don't trust their red glasses at all. [SPEAKER_00]: Right. [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to be honest in their email replied.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, so so I emailed them and [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, what wave length is the red laser, and their response was our wave like this. [SPEAKER_00]: And I can read, it said our wave, the wave length is 900 to 119 meters, and I'm like, this is a laser. [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's not a range, so my question is what are they probably, and how do I test it? [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think when they give you an answer like that, all bets are off and assume everything they say to you is wrong.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's fucking horrifying. [SPEAKER_04]: It's going to be a 976 pump. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well, my favorite was I read it ready. [SPEAKER_00]: That is. [SPEAKER_00]: So 97 do you think but some of them could be like like 10 80 or something right but that's it, but that's like it gets for once it goes through the fiber just use like a But how do you do that when the laser I guess you can like defame it for crazy. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah But yeah, okay, yeah, that's fair.

[SPEAKER_00]: I could just make it as giant blob Then okay [SPEAKER_04]: Or I'm just going to have a huge you're going to have a huge peak at whatever it is like in a normal way, you're not going to have hardly any of that way, like that. [SPEAKER_00]: Okay. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, I'll do that. [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have one? [SPEAKER_00]: I just like, I don't know. [SPEAKER_00]: I have to buy one.

[SPEAKER_04]: Well, the good thing is those infrared goggles, like, you know, if you just get a good pair, it's like OD7, anywhere from between, like, you know, they're all OD7 from like 900 to 1100. [SPEAKER_04]: Just do that. [SPEAKER_03]: We'll cover it out. [SPEAKER_03]: OD7 from like ultraviolet to infrared. [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, what about OD6? [SPEAKER_00]: Is that okay or you want it? [SPEAKER_00]: Seven's better. [SPEAKER_04]: I think six is fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think that honestly, like are you planning on pointing it out your face? [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yep. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if there's any possibility point out your face, then you probably won't stop. [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say I'll probably actually only need like four. [SPEAKER_04]: I'll tell you what, if you hit yourself in the face with this laser goggles aren't going to help you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: How the second question I have is, how, wait, I want to read actually one Reddit comment that I found when I was looking up the wavelength. [SPEAKER_00]: Some guy goes, it was a response to people talking about these lasers. [SPEAKER_00]: And so in greats, one month ago, what is the wavelength? [SPEAKER_00]: They just say red, which raises all sorts of red flags.

[SPEAKER_00]: But then he goes, these absolutely should be illegal.dot.dot once my order goes through. [SPEAKER_03]: That's how I feel about it from time to time. [SPEAKER_03]: Not me able to buy this. [SPEAKER_04]: I know. [SPEAKER_04]: I know. [SPEAKER_04]: God bless China. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just going to measure the output. [SPEAKER_00]: Like the power output. [SPEAKER_03]: Like they have like a thermal mass thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a black body and you hit it for like you hit it for X amount of time. [SPEAKER_03]: And then the temperature rise for the time gives you the blood. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, yeah, we're like they're called laser power meters, but you have to get one that's rated for the right Like what you know wattage or you'll melt it.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I'll sand away by the power going into it and then divide it by about half [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, or you can just open the module and see what type of module is that probably. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think I think they saw somewhere. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like a block of like a black anodized aluminum and you just like you hit it for X amount of time. [SPEAKER_03]: And then you can calculate. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, then measure the temperature change. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's smart.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think that would give you probably pretty accurate. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're looking for super. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, graphite. [SPEAKER_04]: Shoot graphite. [SPEAKER_04]: That's probably super absorbent. [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but it can't oblate. [SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing. [SPEAKER_00]: Like you can't you can't shoot it. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yes.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you just I guess what you're saying is you make it like super de-focused Yeah, yeah, you just measure like the temperature change over 10 seconds. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and you know the massive graphite. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, the pulverizer. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that works Yeah, you know these are power meters. [SPEAKER_04]: You have to like they have a maximum energy density and you have to de-focus the bad [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that totally.

[SPEAKER_03]: I keep forgetting you can de-focus it because I'm so focused about telling you that it's supposed to Brandon's power the strawberries. [SPEAKER_03]: They're doing okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Some of them are still covered in weeds and they're generally all there. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're totally fine. [SPEAKER_03]: They're actually doing great. [SPEAKER_03]: The I think they probably like some of the red leaves, which I think we have determined probably it means that the soil is too.

[SPEAKER_03]: to a city. [SPEAKER_03]: No, never. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it needs more acid, but the problem is we loaded the Taylor done up like a month or two ago with more ad pool cleaner, a set of fire, and then the fucking Taylor done wouldn't drive. [SPEAKER_03]: And so now it's, you know, we couldn't start the pump. [SPEAKER_03]: And now there's just been like acid sitting in the Taylor done. [SPEAKER_04]: That's right. [SPEAKER_04]: I forgot it. [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: And the fucking stainless. [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't say that the strawberries are doing fine. [SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean? [SPEAKER_04]: They haven't grown it at all. [SPEAKER_04]: Because they can't absorb any nutrients. [SPEAKER_04]: Because they're still like two inches tall. [SPEAKER_04]: Back. [SPEAKER_03]: They're growing more leaves, but they're not growing up. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, I think that's where all these more acids.

[SPEAKER_03]: So we got to get, we got to fix it the pump. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I think someone said to blow out the carburetor with compressed air. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I hope. [SPEAKER_03]: Anyways. [SPEAKER_03]: Keith Sachs. [SPEAKER_03]: Roadshow, but you have to deal with RB's guest experience team the whole time. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're like an unhinged Twitter account. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, that seems fine. [SPEAKER_03]: From you.

[SPEAKER_03]: So do you rather all video be 480p or 10? [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's what he's talking about. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what? [SPEAKER_03]: Would you rather all video be 480p or 10 FPS? [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely 480p for fucking ever. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I miss 480p video. [SPEAKER_03]: Bring me back to CRTs.

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... andy rb's guest experience uh... what are the way no they're talking about andy andy okay what about the twitter account i'm thinking of why would he be talking about the twitter account i'm stupid i don't know what about alternate reality where michael jackson did touch kids but ojson's didn't kill his wife i don't think much would have changed no [SPEAKER_03]: What's the funniest weed you ever smoked?

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't remember it was probably early college and it was probably, but I would consider like the best weed experience I've ever had and that was far and few between every other time it. [SPEAKER_03]: I ever did it. [SPEAKER_03]: It made me feel like the garage door I've been fucking left open. [SPEAKER_03]: So, I don't know how to quantify what, but if I could that was the time.

[SPEAKER_04]: What was it the funniest weed oh the funniest weed that you wait that you actually the garage door was left open just like things like left on vacation and my stove is on yeah yeah I don't know I drove yours from between the funniest I've done it but your liberty is discussed oh I smoked you [SPEAKER_03]: Is it legal? [SPEAKER_00]: Is it legal? [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we totally go here. [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really smoke or drink in general. [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I, I have.

[SPEAKER_00]: I think you drink more. [SPEAKER_00]: But like. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, of course. [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's a super angry. [SPEAKER_00]: No. [SPEAKER_00]: Don't say about it. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's a super angry. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a joke. [SPEAKER_03]: uh... are rescheduled experience naturally fucked up can't really get what the fuck does that mean [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me tell you. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_00]: I know it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: From no. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you guys actually genuinely floss? [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I started flossing regularly once I bought the plastic flosses. [SPEAKER_03]: I actually. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I completely. [SPEAKER_04]: You mean like the ones that come on the single. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what changed my life. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: The kid.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did we ever talk about kids flosses that ever complaining about that? [SPEAKER_03]: How kids flosses were better than the adult flosses? [SPEAKER_03]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: Never heard that. [SPEAKER_03]: I just read one.

[SPEAKER_03]: way what's special what's better about them like the string is better the plastic that looks like a round string not like the flat I got like one where the the like the injection moldy like started like thinning the plastic over time like there was like I think that was like shrinkation and it got to the point where like the string would just break oh yeah one of them just some of the skinny

[SPEAKER_03]: I like I felt like oh it's wasteful to like use the plastic flossers, but then I realized like I'm flossing more and I have never flown on a private jet. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that allowed to use floss. [SPEAKER_00]: I think but the moment you get on a private jet, you're done. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, then I can't. [SPEAKER_03]: No more tea floss anymore. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I have to use just regular fly with that.

[SPEAKER_03]: You're just cutting off the relation of my fingers. [SPEAKER_04]: The floss might only floss like once a week. [SPEAKER_04]: When there's something stuck in my teeth that I can't get out. [SPEAKER_03]: I started flossing a lot recently after that freaking dental visit that made my teeth slightly farther apart and every time I eat meat, I can.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, because they like cleaned all the hard stuff like a screw sorting machine or like gets all the meat fibers like perfectly horizontal and yeah, that's that's always what I end up picking out of my teeth is like he's a steak. [SPEAKER_03]: Chicken chicken Arby's guest experience favorite slur. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't a clanker because I think are a cracker. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like slurs.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't really enjoy slurs that I'm not supposed to say are sorry that I never say I feel like like slurs you're loud to slayer. [SPEAKER_03]: They're more fine. [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, I think French is a pretty good one. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, yeah, friends. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, that's the orange. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: He's, yeah, Clanker, uh, Barbies guys experience. [SPEAKER_03]: Please add Nigel smiling porn star emoji.

[SPEAKER_03]: Was I him sitting on the mic? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it was funny. [SPEAKER_03]: I actually, that's a great reaction. [SPEAKER_03]: Can you see that? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like smuggash, Nigel. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think you could survive playing tag for 24 hours of late luck in the gym?

[SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: uh... arby's guest experience a when she'll wash her fliff and walmart what store do you hate the most for me to lose every time i go there it's a but whole-widening experience not a good fucking grocery stores when they can't like i swear to god it's a it's a each island needs to be a gradient of like things that are used for fucking things like what the fuck is honey used for and what the fuck is jam used for it's the same fucking i-all

[SPEAKER_03]: Why are they putting on different aisles? [SPEAKER_03]: Why is the fucking soda water on a different aisle from like the sport drinks? [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you! [SPEAKER_03]: Because he's gonna drop out that lay this shit! [SPEAKER_03]: Holy shit! [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck! [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know how much time I spent walking back and forth in a grocery store was looking for fucking jam? [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, it should be next to the sugar!

[SPEAKER_01]: Who's next to the fucking bread? [SPEAKER_01]: Did I see you? [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't I put the butter next to the fucking bread? [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck you! [SPEAKER_01]: I felt like such a fucking idiot! [SPEAKER_04]: I found olives in the ethnic section before that's fucking racist. [SPEAKER_03]: I think maybe. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know I'm like looking for olives where the pickles are and they're like oh, it's in the ethnic food Well you want hot sauce top of teo.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, that's in the fucking Mexican aisle It's not we put a prank so we segregate Frank's red hot sauce in Mexican hot sauces. [SPEAKER_01]: Why it's fucking hot sauce Fuck you like actually [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm going with the grocery store. [SPEAKER_03]: I hate going to the grocery store. [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking hate it. [SPEAKER_03]: And then you go to a different one, you know? [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I like the grocery store.

[SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever heard this of the store called Home Depot? [SPEAKER_00]: I love it. [SPEAKER_03]: So I used to hate it. [SPEAKER_03]: So we're called Home Depot and they have so many, there's so many Home Depot, right? [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy, right? [SPEAKER_03]: And like what I love about a franchise or like a, what it's not a franchise, whatever, I like a company about Home Depot is you like you, you make a store and then you make a copy of it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Right? [SPEAKER_03]: No, fuck you! [SPEAKER_03]: We're laying out different as this one asshole. [SPEAKER_03]: What's over here? [SPEAKER_03]: Concrete's over here. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what? [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking glue for hot glue guns over here, glue for fucking was over here. [SPEAKER_03]: He passed home deep home on the fucker You go to one and I said he over can't find shit Dude yesterday when we were at home deep out I said where are the the nails?

[SPEAKER_04]: What are the oh yeah nail good nails. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, where would they be by the regular fucking nails? [SPEAKER_00]: No, fuck No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they're with their width and they're with like they're with the no guns and the vacuum clean. [SPEAKER_00]: Where are the fucking saw blades for the saw's not the saw blades for the saw's are also in the power tool section. [SPEAKER_03]: Next to the drill, but they're not next to the saw's. [SPEAKER_00]: They're with the, they're with the empty doors next to the ladder. [SPEAKER_00]: They're not next to the multi tools and the dremels.

[SPEAKER_04]: Did I go to the multi post, so I can work there. [SPEAKER_04]: And it's not the case, maybe we were working for them. [SPEAKER_04]: I asked the employee, hey, where's the framing nails for a nail gun? [SPEAKER_04]: And she walks over to the handheld staple gun? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, she's like, I thought they might be here. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm like, what? [SPEAKER_04]: And then she opens up her phone and I'm like, I'm going to go find my friend.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know the worst one. [SPEAKER_04]: The fucking worst one in our home depot? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god Kevin, you're gonna know exactly what I'm talking about. [SPEAKER_04]: And I said four air tools by the way, you know when you have a question. [SPEAKER_03]: Have a question. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_00]: Are they actually all different? [SPEAKER_00]: Because the Home Depot is a good one here. [SPEAKER_00]: They're all like basically set up differently.

[SPEAKER_00]: All fucking. [SPEAKER_00]: But the actual sections are similar. [SPEAKER_03]: They're actually all different. [SPEAKER_03]: It's fucking crazy. [SPEAKER_03]: Like generally they're the same practically they're all different. [SPEAKER_03]: They're the plumbing. [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, you know, there's the, like, the brass fitting wall. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And the plumbing aisle are shifted. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: See, I was fucking knew you would know that.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So you walk straight back and you're like, where the fucking bottom shit and you're like, oh, it's on the aisle over. [SPEAKER_03]: Cause we're fucking more on the story. [SPEAKER_04]: It's either straight ahead or the aisle next to it. [SPEAKER_04]: And then you want the straight ahead. [SPEAKER_04]: It's not coming to the sides. [SPEAKER_04]: It's not there. [SPEAKER_00]: The plumbing stuff is in, like, the sink faucet section.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and then the other side thinks the sink hardware is on the other side of the fucking star. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you want to. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you guys have a completely different layout. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, like, the U of the P traps for the fucking, for like a garage sink, you know, where's that? [SPEAKER_03]: They're not in the plumbing aisle. [SPEAKER_03]: They're all the way in like the back left by other. [SPEAKER_04]: That's right. [SPEAKER_04]: By the lighting.

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[SPEAKER_00]: I mean you don't you don't you don't look like no I'm saying if you go to home depot. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you look up the item [SPEAKER_00]: and you know the aisle, the location, and the amount. [SPEAKER_00]: And you never look. [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's a good idea. [SPEAKER_03]: And until you realize that, they built this fucking building out of like three millimeter chicken wire. [SPEAKER_03]: And five G-significs, who made the god damn well.

[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I said, you do it before you go. [SPEAKER_00]: And you download the image. [SPEAKER_00]: It's here. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no [SPEAKER_04]: I forgot that one. [SPEAKER_00]: I got it too. [SPEAKER_04]: I forgot about it.

[SPEAKER_00]: I Google search the Home Depot stuff and I will not go unless I see the IO and the quantity. [SPEAKER_00]: That's it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but, but all you need is a toilet wax ring. [SPEAKER_03]: That's in the plumbing. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's not. [SPEAKER_00]: It's in the toilet. [SPEAKER_03]: It's ceramic toil aisle. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, why? [SPEAKER_03]: Why?

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, if I'm buying a toilet, I'm not in the same state of mind for buying a fucking wax ring. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, there should be a like plumbing maintenance section. [SPEAKER_03]: And there's like, and that should be in the plumbing aisle. [SPEAKER_03]: you don't, don't put your fucking maintenance shit in the same aisle as like the appliance. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got, I've got the perfectly out in my head.

[SPEAKER_04]: You have the main plumbing aisle with the copper pipes on the right, plastic pipes and fittings on the left, and then one aisle over, you have like the the shower tub and sink repair, and then on the right, you have all the brass fittings. [SPEAKER_03]: and it doesn't follow like a linear cross pattern and it's either to the right or left or forwards and backwards. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: The incident you start shifting shit, you should be executed.

[SPEAKER_03]: What were you talking about? [SPEAKER_04]: What was the question? [SPEAKER_04]: He was talking shit about lows, but I like lows. [SPEAKER_03]: I like I actually do like lows. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Lowest doesn't fucking hurt me, god damn I just heard. [SPEAKER_00]: You always need to search the location. [SPEAKER_00]: I never go to a, if the store does not have the ability to tell you the section in the aisle, you don't go there. [SPEAKER_00]: You boycott it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm telling you, remember this goes back to our storage conversation from, from earlier, where it's not about storing it's about accessibility. [SPEAKER_03]: And if Home Depot can't make it accessible, then I'm going to continue polluting the environment with Amazon.com. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, really? [SPEAKER_03]: How does that complain like, you used a couple of you's Amazon and it's like, no, they make it fucking easy. [SPEAKER_02]: That's why Jesus Christ is good.

[SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck? [SPEAKER_03]: How is this so fucking hard? [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here we go. [SPEAKER_03]: But, uh, this is from RB's case because we put Elon, it must be in the hyperloop and I can fire him to the object, the place we got to where we don't think of him, uh, probably into the 405 free wave, but from the top down. [SPEAKER_04]: in my 10. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, why it is ill. What about you just shoot him to Mars?

[SPEAKER_03]: You could probably shoot him anywhere and you would have the same outcome. [SPEAKER_03]: This pink mist. [SPEAKER_03]: How quickly into 24 hours, I was trying to be reddit. [SPEAKER_03]: Guys, I'm like a monkey ghost. [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, some brand in Sun. [SPEAKER_03]: I would say the during the presentation that Pube had to do. [SPEAKER_03]: That was like my Oh fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh shit. [SPEAKER_03]: But I did that presentation.

[SPEAKER_03]: I would what it whales eat myself. [SPEAKER_04]: I am native American, but also I identify as I digest black. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that I just, I could, you know, I just, like, I'll do. [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't. [SPEAKER_03]: I just, I have to keep paying bills by my videos that I can't. [SPEAKER_03]: I can't handle that. [SPEAKER_03]: He's who on the server do you think is the most likely to beat their meat to your foot. [SPEAKER_03]: X-ray. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding me?

[SPEAKER_03]: Arby's guest experience. [SPEAKER_03]: Chef them. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, are we just guest experience right in Joe Biden or Bowen Macaron? [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_03]: I think Joe Biden. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that'd be a better meme. [SPEAKER_03]: But do you think you think your life would be better if you publicly, people knew publicly you had sex with Joe Biden or Macaron? [SPEAKER_03]: Who's Macaron? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, the French guy.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You go to the French guy? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Why? [SPEAKER_03]: He's younger and more handsome. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, but he's pretty efficient. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Ah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, friends. [SPEAKER_03]: And do you think that canned air really improves out that I performance? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, I have a link to share with you.

[SPEAKER_00]: Which one? [SPEAKER_00]: I sent it in the podcast, 53rd thing. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Kevin, you could tell me. [SPEAKER_00]: It's a surplus like auction. [SPEAKER_03]: OK. All right, Arby's guest experience. [SPEAKER_03]: Put all my flags in the one basket. [SPEAKER_03]: Arby's guest experience. [SPEAKER_03]: You ever stuck donuts on it? [SPEAKER_03]: That goose, I stuck sure it was. [SPEAKER_03]: Granted sin. [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, you're stuck donuts on it.

[SPEAKER_00]: OK, don't actually broadcast this because I don't want people to compete with me bidding. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, do we don't say anything then? [SPEAKER_03]: Where is it a brand new one? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like a lot later. [SPEAKER_04]: No, where is it though? [SPEAKER_04]: I want to see it. [SPEAKER_04]: You didn't just open it. [SPEAKER_03]: He sent it in. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, there. [SPEAKER_04]: Just didn't show up yet. [SPEAKER_04]: Always always the laser one.

[SPEAKER_03]: I need this as you recently underwent a traumatic experience. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think you? [SPEAKER_03]: Who do you bonded with the best poop? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, now for Matt. [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, I feel like [SPEAKER_03]: everyone. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that that's I remember it goes trying to describe the like trauma bonding where it's like these people are sort of your you become like your world for that time being like these are the most important people to you.

[SPEAKER_03]: So I would say there I wouldn't there wasn't really like a ranking. [SPEAKER_03]: It was more just like these are these other people that are going to help me survive. [SPEAKER_03]: Our biggest guest experience. [SPEAKER_03]: Be honest, would you Luigi Malone?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, no, but what's the [SPEAKER_04]: all day, all night on the counter, on the floor, on the bed, on the carpet, on the roof, on your roof, cart, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, no lube, raw. [SPEAKER_03]: Boy cow, you're talking about. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Luigi and I agree on it. [SPEAKER_03]: Luigi and I agree on it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if I have to choose between Joe Biden and Macaron, Macaron, like you're giving me a choice, but like, just sort of saying yes, I would have sex with a man, like, I doesn't really feel like, I mean, I don't know, Andy, it's an RBS guest experience question. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, King Ghost, I get why women write letter to prisoners now. [SPEAKER_03]: Promises, if I open my window twice as far as twice as much air getting in, yeah, I think so.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, yeah, maybe actually more than twice as much error because I think that you get like that boundary, the, hmm, that's a great question actually. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it probably depends on how much the wind is moving, the how much like what the air coming in is being driven by, but if you have outside wind, yes, if you have a fan on the inside, no, because I think the fan is going to be the bottleneck here, not the size of the window, that makes sense.

[SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, if you, yeah, [SPEAKER_04]: Did you see that YouTube video where a guy said I've found out where to put a fan to actually move the most air out of a window? [SPEAKER_04]: Really. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And I've always had this suspicion. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Is it? [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you know, further back. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: In the room.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So you create like this Venturi for something that I think what happens is it properly matches the two systems. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I think if you have a fan in a window, it's like not properly matched. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, the energy that the fan puts into the air isn't matched to the air. [SPEAKER_03]: I can beat it in a thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, you're not efficiently moving as much air as you can.

[SPEAKER_03]: You'd probably need a bigger blade. [SPEAKER_03]: But if you move the fan, you can't have a bigger blade because in the fan's big. [SPEAKER_04]: It's like you want the cone of air to exit like the same size as the opening in the window. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you want the fan a little bit as weak as possible for the size of the window. [SPEAKER_03]: So if you want the like spinning the fan faster moves more air, but it's not efficient because it doesn't match the system.

[SPEAKER_04]: You know, it's like, oh, you mean like the air that like could get sucked into the house, too from another, no, I mean like putting energy from the fan into the air. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like the speaker problem right with the horn. [SPEAKER_03]: Like the horn allows a like smooth transfer from a small surface area to a large surface. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, but yeah, say say the room was filled with smoke.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you're saying you could the fan further back and move more air because it like does the Ventura thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And so it's the energy that it's imparting into the air. [SPEAKER_03]: I think so then you could turn your fan up to high. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: And you would move more air because the air is I think acting as the transition.

[SPEAKER_03]: So the Venturi pulls, like there's, there's enough energy in the air coming out of the fan that it can move more air out of the building. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you're not because in the fucking window. [SPEAKER_04]: I'll just just say, uh, I don't, I don't know how to answer your question, Kromulus. [SPEAKER_03]: So then Walmart follows up with if I dilated my asshole twice as current open radius, his twice as much fart coming out.

[SPEAKER_03]: For, for X, I think it's, yeah, the, it'd be, well, twice would be, yeah, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, before I actually think, yeah, before it, okay, yeah, for but that also doesn't really, it's not really a question because like, what does it mean? [SPEAKER_03]: Like you're not making more fart by opening your butt. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just exiting differently. [SPEAKER_04]: So no, I mean, it would actually be less fart. [SPEAKER_03]: It would be less, it'd be more fart for shorter.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, okay, now they're just talking about, we're talking about that.

[SPEAKER_03]: uh... are we supposed to experience as i'm going to f**king stab you i have a question for Nigel when are we hanging out again bro i miss you so when you come up to Canada no no no no no it's winter time you grows i forgot actually that could be fun we can go not now oh this is a great question for Nigel brand and son uh... one one two who would be your dream team up to three people to be stuck on a desert island with [SPEAKER_03]: Mine would be, um, Nigel, Nigel.

[SPEAKER_00]: No, Nigel. [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it would be. [SPEAKER_00]: Dream team to do what? [SPEAKER_00]: Just like it. [SPEAKER_00]: Real reclentons. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh. [SPEAKER_04]: It would definitely come, somebody would come save three Hillary Clinton. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: If there's you and three Hillary Clinton's on a stranded deserted island, there's no way you're not having sex with at least one of them. [SPEAKER_03]: I throughout Chelsea reviews.

[SPEAKER_03]: Fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you all see, that's my one celebrity hall. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm still learning Clinton. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that okay? [SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't, you guys on the same page is me or you would choose different. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm trying to think of a better answer. [SPEAKER_00]: Do you have to know the people or is it like? [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_01]: Me too. [SPEAKER_00]: But why Hillary Clinton? [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I, do you really want me to say it aloud?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I want the guy from hatch it. [SPEAKER_04]: And then I want one of the crazy kids from Lord of the flies. [SPEAKER_04]: Lord of the flies. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I want one of those kids, but they're not really. [SPEAKER_00]: I guess. [SPEAKER_00]: Why is it a dream team? [SPEAKER_00]: Is that a nightmare team? [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: I want Lewis and Clark and [SPEAKER_03]: Oh that's good.

[SPEAKER_03]: I want the rat from Ninja Turtle, um, I want Kaiu and then, uh, Mr. Burns. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to explain. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm scared to know why. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, Marta, if they actually pull off making lab grown meat, does that mean that if they want to make hot dogs, as we know the moldy to make lab grown pig ass? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure lymph nodes, I'm pretty close.

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like hot dogs are quite literally the easiest thing to like artificially synthesize. [SPEAKER_03]: Right, like you could totally have they made and I'm going to have I had any like it would just be amorphous meat Have you had a beyond hot dog right? [SPEAKER_03]: Do they found it? [SPEAKER_03]: They have doesn't no one does it? [SPEAKER_03]: Do they? [SPEAKER_04]: No, is it just because people who want like wait Okay, no, I've had sausage before how was it?

[SPEAKER_04]: It was fine, okay? [SPEAKER_04]: It was fine, but it wasn't that hot. [SPEAKER_04]: It was like a sausage text. [SPEAKER_04]: You're not a hot dog. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you okay, so you kid [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Here's my theory. [SPEAKER_03]: People who are buying baked meat are not eating what you think of as a hot dog. [SPEAKER_04]: No, because it's like turkey apples and smoked ticker. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know. [SPEAKER_03]: I want smoked pickles.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I always guess experiences Obama compagging. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm always at turkey. [SPEAKER_04]: But yeah, I have had the like totally vegan ones. [SPEAKER_04]: And they're fine. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Interesting. [SPEAKER_03]: I like them. [SPEAKER_03]: I found a like a very legit recipe for hot dogs. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I hot dog.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like like very it's a very legit like a full real ass and just feel recipe that I want to try. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I think you go back and redo a video you made, which one would you choose and why I from Brandon's then 1, 1200. [SPEAKER_03]: None, I don't want to relive any of that shit. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, hard pass. [SPEAKER_03]: Honestly, like, I don't know. [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like you always do the video.

[SPEAKER_00]: You're, you do it the best way you can at the time. [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like, if you want to revisit it, you kind of have to really justify. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that what he means? [SPEAKER_03]: Like revisit, I would want to make the drone tracker better the targeting drone? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I still want to do that. [SPEAKER_03]: I like, in my head, I say, I say, I'm going to do that.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess like, I want to revisit a lot of the projects in general where you're like, oh, I could do this, not really do what I did better, but because I feel like just redoing it's kind of a waste of time, but doing some sort of additions or doing things like slightly differently. [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I think enough about the project that I don't really have regrets about how it went. [SPEAKER_04]: I want to do that rope snapping video again.

[SPEAKER_04]: He's probably beginning. [SPEAKER_00]: Once that video coming out, I was going to ask you. [SPEAKER_04]: Dude, it was, it was going to come out in December. [SPEAKER_04]: It came out. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it was gone up, but it didn't, you know. [SPEAKER_04]: Kevin, Kevin's a bad, bad boy. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I'm, I'm naughty. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm bad. [SPEAKER_00]: Kevin, when are you going to post a video? [SPEAKER_00]: We need to, we need to shame you and to post.

[SPEAKER_04]: You, I feel enough shame already. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think you're lack of uploads on the main feed for podcast is going to affect your ranking on the science podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, probably. [SPEAKER_03]: I think we sort of lost the password to this indication. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not even judging. [SPEAKER_03]: Shazal, do you think the lack of uploads? [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Jesus. [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck you guys, just repeat the same shit.

[SPEAKER_03]: You think the lack of uploads on the main feed for podcasts can affect your wiki feed rating rankings? [SPEAKER_03]: Bated Whispers, do you think the lack of Polaroids is caused by all the brain remission of the fucking fucking fuck, you know what, fucking Jesus fuck. [SPEAKER_03]: We're falling apart man. [SPEAKER_03]: Listen, this is the best we can do. [SPEAKER_03]: We have too many things going on. [SPEAKER_03]: Open sauce has fucked everything up, I'm sorry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Arby's guest experience, you know what I know. [SPEAKER_03]: Friends for I thought I'm the game awards this year game awards.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that is Well, Chuck RJ if I send a package to Will to open on the second channel, but it's just a thousand dollars in ten $100 bills will each bill sealed with a die oh my fucking I'm smoking [SPEAKER_03]: If I send a package for Will to open on the second channel, but it's just $1,000 in ten $100 bills with each bill sealed with a die pack that to go off at the end of each month, how much money would be left by the time Will opens the packet.

[SPEAKER_03]: Probably $500. [SPEAKER_03]: A die pack would be a funny way to throw you. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll tell you that idea. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, but I remember seeing the bag. [SPEAKER_03]: There are hundreds of them. [SPEAKER_03]: I wanted to like take a sweater and cover them in the security tags. [SPEAKER_03]: Like like a 300 of them. [SPEAKER_03]: That would be so fun. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I wanted to like try to figure out the die tags.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then I was like, it'd be fun to like get a sweater that was covered in like 50 die tags and break them up. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And like tie the shirt with them. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: They're just sitting or what I want to eBay. [SPEAKER_03]: Brandonson, for whom did your recent experience being locked in with three other people craving enrichment, change your opinion, playing with Lego bricks as stated in the recent patron extra.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was a very nice experience because it was like, it forced you to pay attention to things you would never pay attention to because you need to be productive, productive member of society and you're only allowed to do things that are of value and contribute. [SPEAKER_03]: And so you can't spend time playing with Legos, but locked in that room. [SPEAKER_03]: I had nothing else to do, and so playing with the puzzle was actually like a very nice experience.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I miss it. [SPEAKER_03]: The only time I ever feel like that is in the hospital or when the internet and power goes up. [SPEAKER_04]: You know, Mr. [SPEAKER_04]: Cite sent me this Titanic 3D puzzle and the only times I've ever worked on it is when the power went out and I personally love when the power I just need one more, do you just one more outage and I'm done. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I'm like 90% there. [SPEAKER_03]: How often is the power go out a lot?

[SPEAKER_03]: It's really bad here actually. [SPEAKER_03]: We're like kind of third world country territory. [SPEAKER_03]: It's in bed. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, at least in some third world countries they tell you when the power is going to go out. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like rolling blackouts here. [SPEAKER_03]: You're kind of tapping. [SPEAKER_03]: It's it isn't it we're the first Chinese people in the armors used to say something has weakness.

[SPEAKER_03]: Wait, what the fuck are you talking about Andy? [SPEAKER_04]: Wait, say that again. [SPEAKER_03]: Arby's guest experience says isn't it weird that the phrase Chinese people in the armor? [SPEAKER_03]: You. [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck, and Arby's guest experience. [SPEAKER_03]: That took me far too long. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that's a good thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Bob's and Doug nugget. [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a cat person dog person or do you have entirely human DNA?

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, that's the last question. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a cat person. [SPEAKER_01]: You look like Nigel's a cat person. [SPEAKER_01]: I like that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Show us your cat. [SPEAKER_03]: What are you going to say? [SPEAKER_01]: I can't. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get him. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll get my cat. [SPEAKER_00]: See? [SPEAKER_00]: What now? [SPEAKER_04]: I, uh, you know, Taxo Plas Moses.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I have whatever that is that [SPEAKER_04]: They don't have one, but I, I, but we're, yeah, that one. [SPEAKER_04]: Do you find yourself? [SPEAKER_02]: You're at the grocery garbage. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's a hairy little boy. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going, you know, he doesn't look as much of an asshole as he claimed he is. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, he's sitting with you. [SPEAKER_01]: Look. [SPEAKER_03]: That's huge.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think this is the first time I've seen your cat. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like I may have seen pictures. [SPEAKER_03]: He's bigger than I thought. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's a pretty big cat. [SPEAKER_03]: The big boy, oh, it's focusing on this face. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's go open, see me face, check her. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, I feel like I'm, I'm pretty lucky with Jimbo, like he is a fucking, he just, uh, uh, pillow. [SPEAKER_03]: He's like a lump of rope.

[SPEAKER_04]: He just, oh, yeah, flaccid. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, actually, like he not did that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, your cat is like a, like a coil spring. [SPEAKER_03]: He's angry. [SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna be out. [SPEAKER_03]: Jimmy will just like crawl up me at night and like lay like on my shoulder down my torso Oh, nice. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just he just is like flops on you Yeah, I feel Kevin's a dog. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel you just have dog. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you're dog person.

[SPEAKER_04]: I feel like oh My god, I didn't brush my legs. [SPEAKER_04]: I like dogs. [SPEAKER_04]: I like dogs. [SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't get a cat On my my own. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're kind of just like lower maintenance [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, dogs are a lot of work. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if I would get another dog. [SPEAKER_03]: Now they're definitely closer to like having an actual child than I can.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like this sort of just the constant, but it's like a child that you can sort of neglect. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but I still feel bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Not as bad as if I was Nikolai, but you know, they come up to me all the time I'm on the computer and they like get under my arm and they're just like you can swear at them I mean, you just say like fuck off up looking me stupid piece of shit I'm like you want to go outside Doesn't do anything you don't need to take your collar off doesn't do anything you want food no You want to you want a toy and he's like, oh my god, he just wants to play with me So I have you have to yeah, I can't does that too

[SPEAKER_00]: He's been better now, but for most time I've had him, if I don't lock him out of the room, which I don't like doing when I'm on the computer, he hops up probably every 10 minutes for attention, and then usually I let it go for like half an hour that I have to chase him around so that he loses some energy.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that if I like lived on a, uh, uh, you know, like a rural area or like if this, you know, imagine this is like an actual functioning farm. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You're like out every day doing things, writing around on your ATV. [SPEAKER_03]: Go on the check on love this. [SPEAKER_03]: Then I would absolutely have a dog, but like right now, like I just it's just too much.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like there's too many things going on. [SPEAKER_03]: having a child is a lot of work. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And then it's just, you know, I mean, every time you guys go somewhere, you have to fucking cancel them and ask like, oh, I know. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like, I want to go camping. [SPEAKER_04]: So then it's like, do we bring the dogs? [SPEAKER_04]: You should, it would be nice, but then it's a whole fucking thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: So then if I want to go off on an adventure, ride my bike around dirt bike, Sanders got to stay there with the dog. [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm. [SPEAKER_04]: She can't go on a run in the meantime. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So I think for now, Cal person, maybe at some point.

[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I do think that like the one sad thing is people kind of for whatever reason think that you can just leave cats so at the classic is when the people are like I'm going for the weekend I'll just stack the food bowl really high and go away. [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you're not gonna do that with it. [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, I'm saying, here's the things.

[SPEAKER_00]: You can't do that with a dog, because a lot of dogs will just, like, tear things apart and have, like, obvious negative repercussions. [SPEAKER_00]: That's the thing you would think too. [SPEAKER_04]: We have really starts right away. [SPEAKER_04]: Repairing. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I think more than one Airbnb. [SPEAKER_00]: But like I don't believe a lot of cats, if you just leave them, they don't like it.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like they get like a lot of stress and anxiety when there are routines messed up. [SPEAKER_00]: So even if you do go away, they're more tolerant, but you should still have it where it's like somebody comes by the house feeds themselves to the situation.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they need a routine of like... [SPEAKER_00]: They're normal life or they start to get very just like they sent something to off because they're super routine based If we're gone more than like two if we're gone a day, we just leave him a forgotten. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, day is like it's like okay Yeah [SPEAKER_03]: But like, 90% of the time, it's just being able to leave your house for 24 hours and come back.

[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I think the thing with dogs and friends have horror stories where they're like, oh, we left for three hours and the dog tore the house apart. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, anxiety. [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's pretty well accepted that a lot of cats, especially when they're older, you can leave them for like the whole day. [SPEAKER_00]: And, I mean, especially because cats just sleep. [SPEAKER_00]: So it's like they literally did nothing while you were gone.

[SPEAKER_00]: Because they sleep like 18 hours a day. [SPEAKER_03]: I still have a little TV with videos on YouTube of cats making fun of them. [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, I know my cat if I'm not here every day, he just say, I have porn TV. [SPEAKER_00]: You really? [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, bye. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you'd say that would be more like, go there. [SPEAKER_03]: A human version of it, but I know. [SPEAKER_04]: Your cat or dog is totally fine. [SPEAKER_00]: Don't go on the screen.

[SPEAKER_04]: Dude, I think that my dogs actually don't really tear things up. [SPEAKER_04]: The one when the reason they did it is because Peter's dogs were locked in the room next door basically and they were trying to get to each other. [SPEAKER_04]: But at home or anywhere else, they don't, they don't tear, they don't tear it up. [SPEAKER_04]: But before we got Shilon, we had Primrose all on her own. [SPEAKER_04]: She did get separation anxiety and she would kind of like get into the trash.

[SPEAKER_04]: She would chew on shoes, but [SPEAKER_04]: Do I think it's really bad for a dog to be like, some dogs are fine. [SPEAKER_04]: I think most dogs like freak out if they're alone. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they don't like it. [SPEAKER_04]: They need like, even if, and then you get another dog, and they just literally, they sleep on the couch together while you're gone. [SPEAKER_04]: But alone, they will be pacing. [SPEAKER_04]: They'll be tearing stuff up.

[SPEAKER_04]: They'll be peeing on the floor. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, pretty. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, something about just having something else that sums them down that's what I always like I always raise my eyebrow Like with a bit of concern when you know you hear somebody goes like, oh, I got a new dog And you're like, oh, a dog you get and then you mention a large breed.

[SPEAKER_00]: They live in an apartment and they work all day and I'm just like, yeah This dog is tortured [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's how we got our English bulldog when he was, whatever, when I was like in high school, he had been on someone's like apartment port, like they just kept on the porch. [SPEAKER_03]: And I was like two years old or something. [SPEAKER_03]: And when he would walk, he like literally like couldn't walk.

[SPEAKER_03]: He would lift his feet up, but he would like drag his, because I was like his paw, he would just like drag his paw. [SPEAKER_03]: And so he has to be bleeding after after walking for a little bit. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my fucking god, so these are like two or three thousand dollar dogs if you buy him as a puppy Just live in the porch just shitting on a porch like the porch never getting clean this shit I'm like, I don't fuck with somebody buy it like why this one?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, two or three thousand dollars on a dog. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the porch to the point where like can't walk right [SPEAKER_00]: What I don't get is like it's just your literally paying money for a liability that causes stress every day for what like for what benefit. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, stress is you outstress is the animal out. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, stress is your neighbors out because it barks all the way to be let in. [SPEAKER_04]: And then it's like what's the benefit.

[SPEAKER_03]: We got to clean these fuckers out. [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it. [SPEAKER_00]: I got to go eat dinner. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I don't know who you're actually. [SPEAKER_03]: Who's trying to eat you, who's trying to eat you, not just trying to eat you right now, nobody that I'm aware of. [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, okay. [SPEAKER_00]: That one's not gonna let's see. [SPEAKER_03]: All right, we'll see you guys next week. [SPEAKER_03]: We love you. [SPEAKER_03]: Bye, guys. [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

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