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Confessing Our Worst Childhood Pranks - Safety Third 152

Jan 16, 20261 hr 1 minEp. 152
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[SPEAKER_02]: What is this? [SPEAKER_02]: Is this new? [SPEAKER_05]: We're going to lie in this room. [SPEAKER_02]: Is this like a Brazilian? [SPEAKER_02]: Where did it just come from? [SPEAKER_03]: Where did it just come from? [SPEAKER_03]: No! [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah! [SPEAKER_03]: But John told the AI what to do. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he's a prompt engineer. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my God. [SPEAKER_02]: I love. [SPEAKER_02]: I love AI. [SPEAKER_02]: AI is my friend.

[SPEAKER_02]: Soon it will be my, my, soon I'll be more have any food in all the high. [SPEAKER_03]: To be fair, it is hard to prompt AI sometimes. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I think that, you know, if you're looking for a job right now, you should seriously consider signing up for our $50,000 AI prompting boot camp. [SPEAKER_03]: I was, I was trying to get, um, Chad, GPT to tell me how to refine uranium ore. And it just wasn't doing it.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know, I, I, but I like, if you look at my list of questions that I've given it, I feel I talked about, like, the one problem I had that, like, [SPEAKER_02]: You know what? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to solve this problem. [SPEAKER_02]: It was the oil filter from a while ago. [SPEAKER_02]: The custom oil Oh, yeah, the the wachipper.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm like I'm sitting on like like and it found it figured out it found me like a a regular oil filter That I could go to the storm pipe because their stupid brand name was on their oil filter and so I had them like but then you like [SPEAKER_02]: The basis. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you craft for a freelancing part numbers. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So if you measure the thread of the oil filter and you measure, you can't like search for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: At least not in a way that I could figure out. [SPEAKER_02]: No, you can't. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, it was the, yeah, I solved that. [SPEAKER_02]: So I, you know, I can't hard on it too much. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I hear all these things about like. [SPEAKER_02]: like data centers, like somewhere I think in Arizona, I saw an article about like this enormous proposed data center and the footprint or at least like the rectangle that they carved out is bigger than the town itself.

[SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, and then I saw another article about this woman's like tap water, like their water pressure was like nothing because apparently what they do for these data centers these AI data centers is they like pull the groundwater out okay or something or maybe comes from the municipal I don't really know and they like put it back in the ground [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I just was like a cooling loop. [SPEAKER_02]: I get kind of thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I don't know why that would make the water pressure. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't fully know. [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe she's on a well or something. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you see these news articles. [SPEAKER_02]: You can't quite tell. [SPEAKER_02]: Is this just the city pipes and they're blaming it on the data center? [SPEAKER_02]: Or is it actually like, you know, I have no idea. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like, how does it even happen? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_02]: Where are you right now? [SPEAKER_02]: Nigel, I feel like we should, we should live up really quick. [SPEAKER_02]: You look like you're in prison. [SPEAKER_02]: That's your segway. [SPEAKER_02]: This is his withly. [SPEAKER_02]: I am in prison. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm in an Airbnb prison. [SPEAKER_02]: You're in prison right now? [SPEAKER_02]: Who's your, who's your captain? [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have to say, we can keep those down low.

[SPEAKER_00]: I don't, I don't, I don't have one, society. [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, it's in prison right now. [SPEAKER_02]: He's making a video where he visits every single McDonalds across the world. [SPEAKER_02]: There's like 15. [SPEAKER_02]: How many of you? [SPEAKER_02]: got to be like, if you, and there's, well, most countries are there 20, like, it's a tens of thousand. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's got to be. [SPEAKER_00]: There's 42,000, I made, I made that. [SPEAKER_02]: 44, how many are you?

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't just look at us as 44,000. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I just made that out. [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it would be best to start with the one in Brazil. [SPEAKER_01]: this is where we start. [SPEAKER_02]: We have a big road to have it going every single. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that is bad shit and things. [SPEAKER_02]: You couldn't do it. [SPEAKER_02]: How many days are in your life? [SPEAKER_02]: How many cows die for 44,000 people?

[SPEAKER_01]: The problem too is I feel like you would go to one week to homes. [SPEAKER_01]: You drive to the next one and I start. [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like [SPEAKER_01]: If you go, for example, you have McDonald's in Los Angeles and then you fly to Japan and then you have to McDonald's. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a wow experience because you're like, well, it's so different. [SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like if you made your way slowly, the food might just slowly change.

[SPEAKER_01]: You can't tell the difference. [SPEAKER_02]: Number 40 years, every month, even 40 years, that would be. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the menu's going to change. [SPEAKER_02]: A thousand a year, that's three a day. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I see. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, there are those unique. [SPEAKER_01]: this unique menu items. [SPEAKER_01]: I do know that the thing that affends me the most at least whenever I've been to Europe. [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to be a European thing in general.

[SPEAKER_01]: But when I go to get to make flurry, and it's just a cup of ice cream with some crushed like Oreos on top or something. [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, where's the flurry? [SPEAKER_01]: This is just a Sunday with the topic. [SPEAKER_01]: That's, that's to me is the most of the time. [SPEAKER_02]: I drive my car through the front window, [SPEAKER_01]: How do you call it make flurry? [SPEAKER_01]: There's no flurry. [SPEAKER_03]: What is a flurry? [SPEAKER_03]: What's different about it?

[SPEAKER_03]: I never really thought about it. [SPEAKER_02]: So like my knowledge of a McFlurry and McDonald's is it there's like There's two things special. [SPEAKER_02]: It's got a big open mouth lid. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and the spoons are I don't think like the spoons are like the other canicle They're like insert like it's a special like little latching thing it like inserts into the [SPEAKER_02]: Do they still make them like that? [SPEAKER_02]: With the plastic spoon that was like square.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is it the one it is? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I don't think so. [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: Really they got rid of that? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, what's that? [SPEAKER_02]: Because it was always like, it was like the weird hollow spoon. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: They're like clipped into the bladder and then it would like bleak the spoon and then they would like a detach it and give it to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you had this, you know, it was like thoroughly mixed and kind of fluffy. [SPEAKER_01]: The key thing was also in the middle, there would never be ice cream, because that's where the spoon was pulled out. [SPEAKER_02]: It's gotten like, I mean, I know we talked about how expensive food is all the time, but I'm trying to figure out, like, how do you tell when the economy's crashing based off of the McDonald's menu, that's kind of my goal right now.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I think I saw Bill board the other day for their six dollar deal.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that's to me that's pretty strong indicator that they want you to know about this Like it's maybe become a permanent man you hide them like they're like going backwards like they've really like oh Yeah, yeah, because it was like a it felt like a secret thing like it was never it was like they kind of advertise on little posters But it was not really on the menu as like a thing yeah They never had like a big sign about it at the restaurant.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was kind of like hidden on the menu It was like a one line kind of thing hasn't gone away. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like they always get rid of the good one Which is I say the good one. [SPEAKER_02]: I hate McDonald's now [SPEAKER_02]: Um, the big Mac, two big Macs for like whatever. [SPEAKER_02]: I used to be five dollars.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I got now it's like a hundred dollars and I just, I feel like there's, they're like, they're keeping the door open for someone who like is not going to buy their expensive ass meal. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think my, my fingers on the pulse and what I'm picking up is like the beginning of a flat line. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, people just aren't, they're not in anymore. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, like, I'm not into it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I used to go pretty often, but now, you know, the best maybe once a month, the best choices I've ever made in life were just my personal feeling about something of like, am I into it or am I not into it? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and like, how much are other people into it? [SPEAKER_02]: Or are they like, are they against it? [SPEAKER_02]: But they don't know about it because they're just complaining. [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I'm saying?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, you know when you hear people complain about something, they're like, well, you don't, you don't really know what you [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really like that was a big thing, I hate talking about Tesla, but like early on with that. [SPEAKER_02]: But it's like people just repeating information they've heard this online, like, oh, well, this, well, that, and I remember like, we rented one and it was really nice, and I was like, this is sick.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would, I like, really like this, and everyone's talking shit about it. [SPEAKER_02]: And I feel like right now it's kind of a similar sentiment where it's like, you know, McDonald's, like, I don't feel good about it. [SPEAKER_03]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: And I have a feeling that everyone else doesn't feel good about it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, all of the classic fast food places, they've gotten way too expensive.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But I like going to panic, express, and Chipotle. [SPEAKER_03]: Because you don't eat a lot of food, right? [SPEAKER_02]: So, coupons or something, you just get it. [SPEAKER_02]: Like raw. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't need coupons. [SPEAKER_03]: They're so cheap. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's like $12 for a plate, which is like, it's two, like, [SPEAKER_03]: for me. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't like to pull it. [SPEAKER_02]: No, you're missing out.

[SPEAKER_02]: Is that controversial? [SPEAKER_02]: I think you're pulling sucks. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, what? [SPEAKER_02]: Don't you? [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you like about it? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's rice beans meat and toppings. [SPEAKER_03]: It's, I'll tell you, it's too expensive. [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't [SPEAKER_02]: Like, for just a burrito, nine dollars is to expense. [SPEAKER_02]: There's a lot of rice. [SPEAKER_02]: They love giving you rice.

[SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen the video where the guy is, I think it's like a year old. [SPEAKER_02]: He's like making the wetest burrito. [SPEAKER_04]: No, I think so, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: It's so good. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: It's talented. [SPEAKER_02]: You talented. [SPEAKER_02]: I wish I was that talented. [SPEAKER_02]: It's so well edited. [SPEAKER_02]: I like the bowl. [SPEAKER_02]: The bowl? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Why? [SPEAKER_02]: I like the bowl.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: It's, I don't like burritos. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, why? [SPEAKER_02]: Because they're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_02]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_02]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_02]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_02]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_02]: They're too bad. [SPEAKER_03]: They're too bad.

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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if we're on the burrito, I always find this, especially if you're totally, they make it so big that at some point is just falls apart and then we're to save for later, because then it gets wet and I give up. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what I do is I literally give up, take a fork and nice mix it up and then I just eat it like I had a ball. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: How expensive does it have to get before it's no longer worth it?

[SPEAKER_01]: That's I think actually let's let me let would you pay for a shitty to pull a burrito Just let me push back on this okay, let let me push back man my Just okay, what is the alternative what is the alternative star making your own burrito frozen food I know where the bar is [SPEAKER_01]: I, I, I will not make my own burrito. [SPEAKER_02]: I won't either, and so I just end up not eating like all day. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, to make your own burrito. [SPEAKER_03]: You have to make rice.

[SPEAKER_03]: You have to make beans. [SPEAKER_03]: You have to make meat. [SPEAKER_03]: You have to chop lettuce. [SPEAKER_03]: You have to get shredded cheese and I know. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, what I want.

[SPEAKER_02]: What I'm trying to do is I don't know if something wrong with me or the world, but like my brain is like fully in not just like cooking for zero dollars and not not literally zero dollars, but cooking is cheapest possible, but like [SPEAKER_02]: How do I do as you dishes is possible? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: How do you make something where you have like a couple of dishes to do?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's relatively fast and it doesn't cost a lot of money. [SPEAKER_02]: Are you getting yelled up by your landlord? [SPEAKER_01]: Wait. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was just pointing out there's some weird. [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know that there's just a random faucets on the wall. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what they were. [SPEAKER_02]: Boss it, this is a bidet.

[SPEAKER_01]: you in the bathroom of your baby no it's just in the kitchen it's just the kitchen there's just on the wall there's just two faucets from the bottom turn out to happen you're on a laptop right i'll do it it was a tour yeah that's a very b-tour yeah i think of a tour the lighting is horrible [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: No, our kitchen is disgusting right now. [SPEAKER_01]: So I can't give a profit. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, bad is disgusting. [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

[SPEAKER_02]: The judge will blur it if it's bad. [SPEAKER_01]: That's not that bad. [SPEAKER_01]: It's not that bad. [SPEAKER_01]: Don't I'll be the judge and gentlemen. [SPEAKER_01]: It's just a match. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, Jesus, look, you're on fucking Chipotle. [SPEAKER_01]: See, look, and then you go over here and there's just two faucets on the wall. [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, where did they go? [SPEAKER_03]: Where did them? [SPEAKER_03]: Wait, look down.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's down below? [SPEAKER_01]: It's like in them. [SPEAKER_03]: We're. [SPEAKER_01]: It's like trying them. [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, is the. [SPEAKER_01]: No, it should I try them. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, turn them. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, it's like, turn it and listen. [SPEAKER_00]: I think this is like the master water flow for the whole Airbnb. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, turn the kitchen sink on and then, and then turn that. [SPEAKER_03]: It looks like.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm scared. [SPEAKER_01]: I close one of them. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, turn on the kitchen sink. [SPEAKER_03]: Is that? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's in Brazil. [SPEAKER_03]: They have different rules in. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have the electric showers? [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, the cold water doesn't work. [SPEAKER_02]: No way! [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, they just use like, I just turned that one. [SPEAKER_02]: A bathroom faucet.

[SPEAKER_02]: That's actually kind of awesome. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So like, if you're in your house and we're turning the water off to everything, you don't have to run around you. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, many times in my life that we've like needed to turn the water off in an emergency. [SPEAKER_01]: I even know why the word is. [SPEAKER_01]: One. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's been about two, three, maybe three, but you were a member of them.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like one time was in Oxford, Michael and I lived together. [SPEAKER_02]: The, uh, the washer machine was really old and so was its connection to the galvanized pipe and it was completely straight through. [SPEAKER_02]: I think there may have been some galvanic stuff going on. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember it was covered. [SPEAKER_02]: There was something, it was corroded in a very galvanic way where the wall disappeared basically of.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And so the repairman came to inspect it. [SPEAKER_02]: He jostled it around. [SPEAKER_02]: That was enough to just explode the pipe. [SPEAKER_02]: And so that was like the first time and he like running around trying to find the water club. [SPEAKER_02]: And I think the second time here was when I excavated through the pex that was on the ground. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, that was because I told you, yeah, dig there.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think I asked you like, you're like, yeah, and I go right through the PVC or pecks or whatever it was. [SPEAKER_03]: That's like, yeah, I'm it. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, we were trying to get to the box, like the utility box, and you were going down and you're like, am I too far down and I said, no, we keep going. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yep, that's what it was. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you know, it's still leaking by the way. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I know, I see it every day.

[SPEAKER_02]: Leading a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: I know it's a bird bath. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a bird bath in the ground. [SPEAKER_01]: I have a question. [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think is more, I don't know, I just had a word this, I was just thinking about this because right before I flew to Brazil, I tried to do some last minute plumbing, you know, it's the very smart thing to do.

[SPEAKER_01]: So I didn't, so I had, I showed up to the office and I'd half an hour to do plumbing because then I had to leave to the airport. [SPEAKER_01]: I turned it on water just sprayed everywhere. [SPEAKER_01]: Did you really?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I was I just turned the water off at last to your office like there's a there's a no it's just a downstream valve that's trying to set up an arrow like a reverse osmosis system but like you never push to connect for drinking or slash chemistry it's whatever but like the push to connect fittings I think I I kind of messed them up or something so when I turned it on or hate water, but it made me think I was like, [SPEAKER_01]: out of all the trades.

[SPEAKER_01]: Like, if you do basic electrical, I feel like I'd rather always do that because it's like, if you wire it wrong, it's pretty obvious. [SPEAKER_01]: The chance of it like exploding is probably not there. [SPEAKER_01]: You're probably not going to work. [SPEAKER_01]: We're just plumbing. [SPEAKER_01]: Water was just spraying and [SPEAKER_01]: it actually just becomes a huge disaster and like that's pretty common. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's you just screw up.

[SPEAKER_02]: What is the most destructive? [SPEAKER_02]: Because like, you have like an electrical problem in your house. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a rough leaking some electricity. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, worst case scenario, like at like the only thing that can happen. [SPEAKER_02]: And if this is like the top end, it doesn't happen frequently is it burns your house. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's worst case.

[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: But how often does it have pretty much never because all the protection stuff is really good water damage is like even best case scenario is really bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: And, and so I definitely think that I would be more comfortable doing electrical work and plumbing because you always, especially the place buildings, you like walk away from them and you're like, like, every time I do any peck stuff here, yeah, just I like, you're like watching it just sitting there staring at it for like, half hour I turn it on, I can close all the faucets, I turn it on and you're like, how much water is going through, because you can hear the shit through the valve when you open it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I crack it a little bit and it's like, shhh [SPEAKER_02]: Everything held I think everything held and you like go back up or you know, even worse like if we have to like close it off, you know, at the main Oh, like in on the phone with somebody like call them, you know, either the Chelsea or you're like All right, like, well, how's it look is it leaking? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like slowly turning it on.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you have to run all the way down and all the way back and by the time you get back, like, dude, if you if you had, because it's like three quarter inch pipes with a one inch main like if you had [SPEAKER_02]: would be a lot of water, it would be like hundreds of gallons of water. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like not like even just a couple of minutes, it would be a disaster. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it would be really bad.

[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, that happened to me in Florida when I was changing a toilet. [SPEAKER_03]: So I had to like take off the hose whip and put a new one on. [SPEAKER_03]: So I thought I like it turns out I have two water disconnects in Florida. [SPEAKER_02]: Is it are they in your kitchen and their shower vows? [SPEAKER_03]: No, it like breaks off, so there's like one that goes towards like the pool area and then the kitchen is on that one. [SPEAKER_02]: Cool, they separated it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, no. [SPEAKER_03]: So I unscrew, I turn it off, I turn the kitchen sink on, I turn off the water valve and the water stops coming out of the kitchen sink and I'm like, okay, I found the valve. [SPEAKER_03]: I go to the toilet and I unscrew the toilet. [SPEAKER_03]: and just sprays like across the wall like there's so many rules and it doesn't matter. [SPEAKER_03]: And I couldn't find dude, I'm like trying to put it on, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, because now it's you was fully off. [SPEAKER_03]: It's, yeah, because it's like when I was taking it off, it was leaking a little bit. [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm like, oh, that's gonna happen because there's some water that's still up there in the attic. [SPEAKER_03]: It has to come down. [SPEAKER_03]: So it's leaking as I'm unscrewing it, unscrewing it, and then it just full blast.

[SPEAKER_02]: But you didn't even get it like a little bit off and then it was spring, it was like it fully came off. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, basically. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: you're like running around trying to put the hell in to take it fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, like, minute. [SPEAKER_03]: No, like 15 minutes, but at that point, I'm like, you know, like, I'm like, like, standard, just like stay here. [SPEAKER_03]: I, because I didn't know, was it on?

[SPEAKER_03]: Or is it that just the water in the attic? [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm like, standard here, just like hold the towel here and soak up like, and I'm going to go see what's going on. [SPEAKER_03]: And [SPEAKER_03]: It was kind of a lot of pressure though. [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of pressure. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I realized I turned on the bathroom sink and water was still coming out. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's not stopping.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, how big are the how much water is up in the attic and those pipes still? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God. [SPEAKER_03]: And then there's another one. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, there's a definitely turn on the thing that I'm going to, or even if it's in the bathroom, like, I'll open the faucet. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Like let it drain, like that's, that's cars.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, I, I, every time, you know, I hate, I hate working on stuff like that, but you like have to because it's so expensive to pay somebody to do it and they'll just fuck it up anyways. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he would have done the same thing. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly. [SPEAKER_02]: You would have had to like fight them. [SPEAKER_02]: Did you destroy anything was there any like. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, no, not really.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's like it was the bathroom, so it's all pretty, you know, robust kind of balance of water in the bathroom. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, because eventually, like, we got the, we got it back on. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you screwed it back on. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but there was like that period of time where we're like, what's going on? [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like there's too much water. [SPEAKER_02]: That's, you know, it wasn't just going to drain.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yeah, we realized like, oh, there must be another, like, water valve. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I wonder what's going to happen in like the near future, because you have non-metallic pipes, like pecs, things like this, this whole house is pecs and the rats did chew through the pecs. [SPEAKER_02]: That's how the bathroom gets destroyed. [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know like what the chances of that are happening in like, like, just any house, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, [SPEAKER_02]: You know, you know, this is a special house, but I think that might be like what we know like a doctor you go to the doctor. [SPEAKER_02]: You go to the dentist. [SPEAKER_02]: What when they give you like a discount on your insurance because you like your appointment something like that right because why you because it's like a preventative health. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: This is something maybe preventative like a rodent work where if you have rat traps or like a rodent service in your house, you'll get a discount on your insurance. [SPEAKER_02]: Because like I don't know what's what makes a rat chew through packs and I don't know what like why what they're waiting for, but when they do it. [SPEAKER_02]: It's bad.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And I think there's a lot of a lot of houses are being built with it now because it's so much easier and cheaper than copper because copper so damn expensive that like. [SPEAKER_02]: You might, I feel like just at some point you're going to have failures just from road. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think it's going to deteriorate itself. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just so easy to chew through. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, maybe they can hear the water in there.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's like a beaver instinct. [SPEAKER_03]: That rodent beaver instinct they have to have to get the water out. [SPEAKER_02]: Like you see your wires, they just go themselves. [SPEAKER_02]: Right, an explode. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's a chewier pipe. [SPEAKER_02]: They don't. [SPEAKER_02]: They don't. [SPEAKER_02]: They don't explain. [SPEAKER_03]: I had a pet rabbit. [SPEAKER_03]: It would go around eating all of the cables going to all the appliances and it was fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: Really? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It did this multiple times. [SPEAKER_03]: Multiple times. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, do anything. [SPEAKER_03]: You can't do anything. [SPEAKER_03]: If you have a rabbit, you know what I'm talking about. [SPEAKER_03]: We're to the shit everywhere. [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was like basically body-drained like shit in the cage or something. [SPEAKER_03]: Most of the time 95% of the time. [SPEAKER_03]: They also poop a lot.

[SPEAKER_03]: So that 5% is still like oh too much. [SPEAKER_02]: Where did it what when it was eating the appliances? [SPEAKER_02]: What would happen? [SPEAKER_02]: Because there's like the of seeing churches Christmas vacation with the cat eats the Christmas lights and it like explodes. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, well, sometimes it would just be like an intermittent failure on like a lamp or something like that shutter.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's like, you know, you'd push the button sometimes and it would work. [SPEAKER_03]: And then maybe if you shake the lamp around, it would work. [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's like it would suffer like the copper one side and then it would go back together and it would touch. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it would work. [SPEAKER_02]: That's how you burn your house down like actually. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like the tiny copper strands, like just barely touching each other to complete the circuit, like over your carpet, like they get really hot. [SPEAKER_03]: It would eat all the USB charging cables, like, really? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, dude, rabbit sock. [SPEAKER_03]: What the fuck? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what I was thinking. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was so glad I was on his eye this far. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, two years, two years, two years.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, eventually, I mean, you do what you can, but make a cage for it. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, the rabbit's going to catch you slack, and then you're charging cable. [SPEAKER_03]: If you let it shake them too far down, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I would. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, we didn't really like let it out all the time. [SPEAKER_02]: I would have never let it out. [SPEAKER_02]: What, I think rabbits might be the worst pet.

[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's going to get mad at that, but they're definitely the worst pet. [SPEAKER_02]: What, what's the worst pet? [SPEAKER_03]: What's worse than a rabbit? [SPEAKER_03]: They're better than a hamster and way worse than a cat. [SPEAKER_03]: That was just when we were living in an apartment, we couldn't have pets and we wanted one. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like the goldfish for kids. [SPEAKER_02]: The hamster is not a real pet. [SPEAKER_02]: Like a rat is a real pet.

[SPEAKER_02]: But a hamster, like it's actually to teach children about death. [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like there's yeah, what adult has a hamster? [SPEAKER_01]: I think the worst good point, I think the worst pet plant people would disagree. [SPEAKER_01]: I just think that's basically my rabbit. [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm saying the the pet that I would never want to have is probably like it's like a bird or it's basically like the the parents.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, because they live like, I don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: That's going to live like that. [SPEAKER_01]: Certain people tears. [SPEAKER_02]: Birds are not bad. [SPEAKER_01]: It's not the ones that are very vocal that live for like 30 years. [SPEAKER_01]: 80 80 they can live. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, like the after this is I live. [SPEAKER_01]: You're entire lifetime. [SPEAKER_01]: So you're some of this kind of something.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you get to know it, you're like, well, I guess that's just my life now. [SPEAKER_00]: What's what's worse, the bird in the bird personally. [SPEAKER_00]: I never really met a bird person to be honest. [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I used to play Xbox with this kid who is a bird person. [SPEAKER_03]: And his fire alarm would always be going off in the background. [SPEAKER_03]: And I would always make fun of him about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And then like it kept going on and I'm like, dude, it's been like a year. [SPEAKER_03]: Why haven't you changed the fire extinguisher and he's like, or the fire alarm battery and he's like, I did. [SPEAKER_03]: But that's my bird. [SPEAKER_03]: No, copy it. [SPEAKER_03]: Yep, the bird learned that. [SPEAKER_01]: And it would do like, that to me is exactly, that to me is exactly what I would just lose my mind. [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, bird.

[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, we had, I knew some people growing up with birds. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's always like too many birds. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Is there been diagram between like, people that have birds and then people that have, [SPEAKER_02]: more than one bird, but it's like mostly a circle, like they just, there's like, if you have a bird, you probably have like a bunch of birds. [SPEAKER_02]: Because it does take a special kind of person to have a bird, a bird.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're social creatures. [SPEAKER_02]: They are. [SPEAKER_02]: I think there's maybe some good birds, but maybe more bad birds than the good birds. [SPEAKER_02]: I think that a bird to me and ideal bird, if I had a pet, would be like a rat that could fly. [SPEAKER_02]: It looks like rats are cool pets. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like the rat is like the adult version of a hamster because they're like, I don't know, like actually pets or as hamsters or closer to like a fish.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, with legs. [SPEAKER_02]: But birds are, there's like something about birds like their fragile and they like poop everywhere. [SPEAKER_02]: And the poop's like super gross super gross and then they smell rabbit poop is at least it's hard. [SPEAKER_03]: It's around so you can just sweep it up really easily. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_02]: If I had it doesn't sink one poop to eat bird or rabbit, I think I would eat the rabbit poop over the bird poop.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it comes out like dry, too. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got nothing left. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I think the rabid poop is depending on what their diet is. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's like Kevin saying it's just like dry in like half or like 90% fiber or something. [UNKNOWN]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Like it definitely doesn't that grows not that it's probably the least It's not like poop of any animal. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, but like why? [SPEAKER_01]: Well, because they read it too.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think those are special poops. [SPEAKER_03]: What yeah, yeah, yeah, and those are gross way way way way. [SPEAKER_02]: It's just like a cow stomach thing like a fits stomach thing. [SPEAKER_02]: What is this? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what it is, but are you telling me, no shit. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even want to say this out loud. [SPEAKER_02]: Rabbits have a special spot that's meant for eating. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's like one in a hundred. [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[SPEAKER_03]: It's like a loot box. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my, they make one of those. [SPEAKER_03]: They're like, whoa, awesome. [SPEAKER_03]: Then they got going up. [SPEAKER_03]: Hoping the rabbit. [SPEAKER_03]: But they got one. [SPEAKER_03]: It's gross, but they hate it. [SPEAKER_03]: So you don't have to worry about cleaning it up. [SPEAKER_03]: But they supposed to either, they just eat it. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: They just, it just happened.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, it also means one and a hundred like a bird. [SPEAKER_03]: Like a bird. [SPEAKER_01]: Why? [SPEAKER_01]: So I think it's something like they, I don't know if it's their digestion's fast or something like they don't fully absorb all the nutrients. [SPEAKER_01]: So like eating it twice. [SPEAKER_01]: They're still like nutrients in it. [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know all the details. [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the taste really good.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, what? [SPEAKER_02]: Do they pee? [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I have a question for you. [SPEAKER_01]: I have a question for you. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever eaten poop? [SPEAKER_02]: I bet you all of us have and we don't. [SPEAKER_01]: No, no. [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm saying like the reasons cause you're you know, you're criticizing this rabbit poop. [SPEAKER_01]: But you don't have like, you know, we're fine to poop, pal.

[SPEAKER_01]: You don't know what it's like. [SPEAKER_02]: But you, that in my life, I have eaten, yeah, but I haven't eaten like particles. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, also like when your kid do anything goes, I don't, yeah, I, I've never eaten poop, cognizant, but knowingly, yeah, I'm the record. [SPEAKER_02]: I've never knowingly eaten poop. [SPEAKER_02]: But like, you know, maybe I think it's a pretty normal thing that's a pretty normal thing.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe you're at a restaurant in a bird poops and it like lands and then it bounces onto your food like some splatter, you know, splash damage. [SPEAKER_03]: I've gone pooped on. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I feel someone [SPEAKER_01]: All of those like that recent I'd a friend growing up in that happened they were like looking up at the sky with their mouth open a purchase for it and do it. [SPEAKER_02]: Don't think a bird pooped in my mouth.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I feel like I would have remembered. [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like pooping. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think she would have known. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's something you ever could have just like wiped it from my memory. [SPEAKER_02]: So I've never knowing the Eaton poop. [SPEAKER_02]: That's my final answer. [SPEAKER_03]: All right, last week or two weeks ago, we were talking about how bad we were as kids and I asked people to tell us their prank those kids.

[SPEAKER_03]: So we've got a list of some other years of the worst. [SPEAKER_02]: Which one was tying his, there were kids you tied the neighbor up. [SPEAKER_02]: You think that was the worst. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was that was just for fun. [SPEAKER_02]: No, I know that was I think yeah, your bad childhood bad childhood moment. [SPEAKER_02]: What would you call that your Your things you did as a child that you would not like if your child did. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Really.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that was I think that one one what was mine couldn't wasn't anywhere near that bad. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, maybe not. [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, okay. [SPEAKER_02]: So you tied your, you tied your neighbor. [SPEAKER_02]: You're like duct tape your neighbor. [SPEAKER_02]: My baby said your baby said, no, it was a, was it the little sister? [SPEAKER_03]: No, it was my baby said her. [SPEAKER_03]: How old was the baby said her? [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, I was probably like in fourth grade.

[SPEAKER_03]: She was maybe in sixth or so. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, they're tied a sixth grader to the boy. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was a four year old. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, my brother was four. [SPEAKER_03]: I was six week-eyed, our teenage babysitter to the support and the main stress thing. [SPEAKER_03]: And it wasn't tape, it was, it was duct tape. [SPEAKER_02]: Right, right. [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting, interesting. [SPEAKER_02]: OK, OK. What, so what, where did you ask, oh, on YouTube?

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, gosh. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, so I asked that on a podcast, like two weeks ago. [SPEAKER_03]: So I got some responses. [SPEAKER_03]: Looking at the comments right now. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, these are some comments from people who were also bad kids. [SPEAKER_03]: So this one comes from just.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, when I was a kid, I had the bright idea to put toys on the road for cars to run over and mean my friends would look at the mangled hot wheels or spider-man and go cool and it was fine until uh, a car ran over one of the toys and bang the tire exploded. [SPEAKER_03]: I've never heard so many efforts before in my life. [SPEAKER_03]: That was more that I've heard like up to my life at that point.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, and I hit her under a random house on the front porch before I snuck back home. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, this one is from the Oyson network, we rolled a huge snowball behind the principles car. [SPEAKER_03]: They had to use a tractor to move it because it had cooled down enough to stick to the ground. [SPEAKER_03]: We were probably 11 or 12. [SPEAKER_03]: I remember us carefully planning the route for it. [SPEAKER_03]: So it wouldn't get too big so we could make it to the car.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm guessing for or five of us had to use all of our combined strength to get it there. [SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome. [SPEAKER_02]: It's been weeks trying to find it. [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know like old stories like, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, where was the one of the, the cat was the worst one you found in the cat? [UNKNOWN]: Oh god. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, no, this, uh, I just never put out a cardboard cat. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that.

[SPEAKER_03]: And they would put it in the road and they would like prop it up. [SPEAKER_03]: And then like a car would come and it would stop and they would like yank it and it would fall over. [SPEAKER_03]: Like they hit it. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, like a car would wait like for the cat to cross the road. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it they made it like looked like it was mid-strived That's awesome.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, so the car would come to a stop and wait for it and then like after a minute or something they would like pull it over That's I got Mark Robber video because Yeah, I told rubber the rubber snake one or whatever. [SPEAKER_03]: It took that one off YouTube. [SPEAKER_02]: You did really.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Why I don't know like with the turtle and stuff on the side of the road maybe too Yeah, I don't know [SPEAKER_03]: What's wrong with everybody on the market? [SPEAKER_03]: They would, uh, somebody said, new, new, said they would turtle backpacks at school, so they would empty everything out of the backpack, turn it inside out, put everything back in. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's awesome. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, with cars we used to build walls of pine cones across the street, and cars would stop instead of driving over it. [SPEAKER_03]: And when they asked us what was up, we were like, um, it's pine codes dude, you're in a car, run it over. [SPEAKER_03]: As a driver now, I can see why that's kind of suspicious because you don't know what's under the pile of pine cones.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that I would be afraid, even with pine cones, like, I know my car is going to, like, not have any problems with it, but in the very off chance that it does. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I found the worst one from Robo Hazard, uh, the worst thing I did as a kid was putting break cleaner in my dad's drinking water as a prank. [SPEAKER_03]: That's not a prank. [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, is that why your brother was the stupid one?

[SPEAKER_03]: Your younger brother came out kind of shit. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, [SPEAKER_02]: Like like the sprinkling like a bottle of something. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a solvent. [SPEAKER_02]: I would evaporate pretty quickly. [SPEAKER_02]: It's still a shit in the water though You would smell it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah taste it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm curious. [SPEAKER_01]: Wait So these these are all these are all pranks, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: We're seeing I did as a kid.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, because I don't think because as a kid I never did pranks on friends I did pranks actually [SPEAKER_01]: Now that I think it, we're like, no, I thought I did, I mostly did stupid things that kind of screwed people over. [SPEAKER_01]: I did think of one prank though that we did to my friend and to this day still doesn't trust us. [SPEAKER_01]: The two things we did, these pranks are based on nothing, but I found out a way.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember even how I, I don't remember how I did it anymore, but like you would buy like two bottles of coke or something. [SPEAKER_01]: We did it with Pepsi. [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, it did some experimentation to know which one would work better. [SPEAKER_01]: But we bought two bottles of Pepsi. [SPEAKER_01]: And if you open one, sorry, if you just stab and open one of the bottles, you can remove the cap.

[SPEAKER_01]: So it still has the [SPEAKER_01]: And so we removed the seal from the other, and then in the blender, I poured all the Pepsi and just saturated it with salt, and then

[SPEAKER_02]: now we re-sealed it and my friend when we left it and when my friend came over and he was thirsty and like oh you all kept saying he's like sure so I came and he was just gave him like saturated salt so he's that's pretty funny the food wasn't so bad that's like they were always on the rule like it's fucking with food is like I think probably the fastest way to get the shit

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but like, what is it, you know what the implications that he could put anything else in there in the back. [SPEAKER_03]: You don't know it's all like he's never going to trust. [SPEAKER_03]: He's never going to trust safety seals again for the rest of his life. [SPEAKER_01]: So he didn't know it was a prank because we're like, well, perhaps you should like, sure. [SPEAKER_01]: So we had him on open model, right?

[SPEAKER_01]: and just gave him a cup and said, like, here, or whatever, actually give him a cup, he just gave him the unopened bottle. [SPEAKER_01]: So he just opens it. [SPEAKER_01]: And this place not's busy anymore, so that was like a tip off. [SPEAKER_01]: But he sips it anyway, but he's in this position where he wants to spit it out, but he's like, in our basement. [SPEAKER_01]: So he just spit all over, like, the table. [SPEAKER_01]: So he just swallowed it.

[SPEAKER_01]: He just swallowed it. [SPEAKER_01]: He just swallowed it. [SPEAKER_01]: But then he freaked out. [SPEAKER_01]: And we just pretend to really do, really talking about it's Pepsi. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what's wrong with you? [SPEAKER_01]: And then, [SPEAKER_01]: So he didn't trust us, and then three weeks later, I don't know how I was on this prank game, we went to the candy store, and I don't know where these ideas came from.

[SPEAKER_01]: I had a bunch of gunballs, and I got the funny idea, because my friend would ask for candy. [SPEAKER_01]: So this is, I don't know, this just makes no sense. [SPEAKER_01]: I bought some syringes with needles. [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, I, I, what I did was I just, the gunballs are followed, so we just filled them with vodka. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, they're the fucking Halloween razor blade shit comes from so my friend We're sitting that we have some prank ones. [SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.

[SPEAKER_01]: Can have a gum ball. [SPEAKER_01]: We're like sure So he's thrown one and he bites it. [SPEAKER_01]: And it explodes in his mouth. [SPEAKER_01]: He just bites it. [SPEAKER_01]: It just fills his mouth with vodka. [SPEAKER_01]: So it's burning. [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, what is happening? [SPEAKER_02]: It's the same friend. [SPEAKER_01]: It's the same friend like two weeks apart and after that, he wouldn't make some any food for us. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right here.

[SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't either. [SPEAKER_03]: What if you filled the inside with ammonium triiodide or like acetotry peroxide? [SPEAKER_03]: It died. [SPEAKER_03]: Then you could throw them and they would explode like little candy grenades. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they would. [SPEAKER_03]: That's like an impact sensitive. [SPEAKER_03]: You think primary launch would do it or the impact. [SPEAKER_03]: The impact. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you could yeah, you could chuck it.

[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say, I just thought of it to the other, I didn't do pranks, but we definitely like screwed my dad over a few times. [SPEAKER_01]: One of them was when we were kids, we tried to make smoke bombs, and you're not supposed to, you like, if did you do it with very even heating. [SPEAKER_01]: But my brother and I will all use a blowtorch. [SPEAKER_01]: So we melted potassium nitrate and sugar using a blowtorch.

[SPEAKER_01]: in the garage and it just do to set up a whole can of it. [SPEAKER_01]: No, the garage is just filling with smoke. [SPEAKER_01]: So we run in, I think the garage already open, but it's pouring out and like the ash is shooting out of the can and covering all of my dad's stuff. [SPEAKER_01]: So we panicked and we took the hose and we shot everything.

[SPEAKER_01]: My dad repairs electronics so like everything was just so with water water and conductive potassium nitrate solution like I bet everything was rusted in that garage Oh wait and that that talk about rust when I was starting the YouTube channel. [SPEAKER_01]: There's a video where I had to boil hydrochloric acid My dad comes in my dad comes in one day. [SPEAKER_01]: He's a given the idea why six inches from the roof.

[SPEAKER_01]: There's a line where everything is rusted [SPEAKER_01]: But the thing that I always give and the other one too is I made something I would have made dry methylamine, which smells like fish, it caused all of my dad's sound equipment and gear and everything to get infused with a rotten fish smell. [SPEAKER_01]: And he actually, that was his job because he does gigs so he would bring the speakers and some people would be like, was this my like fish?

[SPEAKER_01]: And he'd be like, oh, I want to ask you. [SPEAKER_01]: So the credit, I'll always give credit to my dad because it's like he, I did things that as a parent, I would rage, but my dad was just like, [SPEAKER_01]: He just like a blind faith, he's like, no man. [SPEAKER_01]: He was whatever man, everyone's got to learn. [SPEAKER_01]: They make these strokes. [SPEAKER_01]: But like, I see the vision man, and so he would just believe.

[SPEAKER_01]: If you, the cathartic, the tri-methalamine, he's like, he just laughed about it. [SPEAKER_01]: And at the end, it was like, [SPEAKER_01]: a funny story of like a cool science fair versus like being mad about it. [SPEAKER_01]: But I was like as a parent. [SPEAKER_02]: He's like that's really good. [SPEAKER_02]: And he goes upstairs and drinks a fucking handle of whiskey.

[SPEAKER_03]: Dude, the hydrochloric acid thing is so real though, like we used to have the pool acid in Florida and with my experience to like, you know, if I would never store a gallon of that in the garage, because even when it's closed, it's still can like just the vapor will cause everything to flash rust everything any spare metal surfaces like rusty within a few days. [SPEAKER_02]: just like an empty, like a sealed bottle, sealed bottle.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because they all have like, well, I think the sealed one is spot. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, then it's still fine, but actually a lot of the times, it also just does office the foil. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so like you would just like go to open it, and they would just like the aluminum would be all corroded. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my god. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: With that, I've one other story that I just thought of haven't thought about years.

[SPEAKER_01]: As a kid, we had BB guns, but we got the bright idea where we [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're modding pellets or we are making our own, we're making our own darts so we could put needles so you could like just shoot like needle. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude, I did the same thing. [SPEAKER_01]: So my dad had this beater fan that he did not care about, if we would see him working just like, you know, he snow blows and he would just like hit the card scrape.

[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I don't care. [SPEAKER_01]: So we were like, oh, it's the beat or whatever, still stupid, but we're like, I wonder what a dark does to a car. [SPEAKER_01]: So we stood at the end of the yard and we shot the dark thinking, like, just to see, oh, it's probably going to deflect off like the metal. [SPEAKER_01]: But we shot it from too far away. [SPEAKER_01]: So like, it started dipping in the air.

[SPEAKER_01]: And I remember we just dipped and then stuck right into the tire. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, and the tip was at the tip was in Mayo, so it was just like a nail. [SPEAKER_01]: We cut the back off. [SPEAKER_01]: So it just shoved a nail and right through the sidewall of the tire. [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, oh, maybe it's just in a bit. [SPEAKER_01]: I go up to it. [SPEAKER_01]: No, it was like fully through the tire. [SPEAKER_01]: I do it.

[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like the kind of the time we just start like in the lawns somewhere that you can't find. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, we would. [SPEAKER_03]: But we just hear bamboo skewers. [SPEAKER_01]: We want to say this. [SPEAKER_01]: They have the other half. [SPEAKER_01]: So we did that and I pull it. [SPEAKER_01]: I was at home like with my friend like, oh my god, the tires give me go flat. [SPEAKER_01]: So what we did was we shoved the nail back in temporarily.

[SPEAKER_01]: We went to the garage as we got the same nail. [SPEAKER_01]: We covered it in glue and we hammered it into the hole in the tire. [SPEAKER_01]: And for the whole summer, for the held, for like a week. [SPEAKER_01]: After it happened, I was just waiting for my dad to come home and complain about his tire exploding, but it was like, I think it was like two months went by and nothing. [SPEAKER_01]: And then my dad's like, I'm thinking about getting rid of the van.

[SPEAKER_01]: I don't like it. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: And I think another month went by and nothing happened. [SPEAKER_01]: And. [SPEAKER_01]: I remember the whole summer. [SPEAKER_01]: I was like perpetually afraid that something was going to happen and then my dad said, oh, I didn't want the van anymore. [SPEAKER_01]: So we gave it to like a family friend. [SPEAKER_01]: And now I'm like, oh my god, his tires. [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's going to die the whole family.

[SPEAKER_01]: Nobody was it was like a single dude. [SPEAKER_01]: He like whatever. [SPEAKER_01]: It was just it would have been still on me. [SPEAKER_03]: worried about the male black so blended in.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think we might have, but then at the end of the summer, so this is like five months later, the dude friend wanted to do a demolition dervy, and the he decided to include that fan in the demolition dervy, so the whole thing got destroyed, and I remember when my dad told me that I had such a sense of relief. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, finally, [SPEAKER_01]: But I think it was like 14. [SPEAKER_01]: So like to me, it was just like a horrendous screw up.

[SPEAKER_01]: But I could not believe it gluing the nail in the tire held for like months. [SPEAKER_02]: I certainly really bad. [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't say it was a prank. [SPEAKER_02]: It was like that. [SPEAKER_02]: It was like when my first job, I don't only have ever told a story. [SPEAKER_02]: I was thinking of taking this to the grave, but I think it's long enough since then. [SPEAKER_02]: But I was like wheeling like a metal.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so my job, there was a couple of buildings, right? [SPEAKER_02]: It was in like the same parking lot, but there was like multiple buildings. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, it's like brings stuff back and forth between them. [SPEAKER_02]: And in LA, it's really hot in the summer and like 9000 degrees, like, you know, it's bearable, but when you're working outside, it sucks that.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so there was like a cart, like a little cart that had two wheels and you could put like a four by eight sheet of something on it, like steel or sheet metal or something to like roll it, you know, around the parking line. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And then I like clamped a piece of pipe to it. [SPEAKER_02]: So I could like, you know, [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I'm like kind of pushing, you know, wheeling this, like, whatever the hell I was carrying back and forth. [SPEAKER_02]: And instead of going all the way around to the back of the building and going to the roll-up door, there was a side door that I could prop open and push it through there to get into the air conditioning fast.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, otherwise it's spent an expert at like 60 seconds outside and yeah, yeah, and The recars parking for that door And so it was always like a bit of a fan-dangle to kind of open the door and get it because they're not all right front of the door, but I was like, you know, there's like proximity to the car

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so you have to be careful getting the sheet metal through the cars and into the door so you don't scratch anything and then I like I don't remember what happened But the whole thing like fell and that long kind of metal extension that I had clamped on to use as a handle just like all like right now a hood of a car And puts a big bat like kind of cube shape that oh now is like oh

[SPEAKER_02]: I was freaking out because it's like they have, you know, there's like cameras and I'm like, you know, 17 years old, maybe 16. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that's like, I'm like, you know, in my anger. [SPEAKER_03]: God, they have cameras. [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to have to, you have to own up to like right now before they figure it out. [SPEAKER_03]: But consistently in my life, I have gotten away with like not owning up for it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't own up for it. [SPEAKER_02]: And I, to this day have no idea if, [SPEAKER_02]: They ever found out, or if they just didn't care, or As I imagine, you're like, you know, you work at this building. [SPEAKER_02]: You come out and he's dead in your car like, what do you do? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, what the hell happened? [SPEAKER_02]: What happened? [SPEAKER_02]: And it wasn't, you know, a piece of shit, like, my car.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think I would not have cared at all if somebody did that to my car. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, who's car at what? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember. [SPEAKER_03]: You must have known like at the time, because you probably tried to figure out, who's getting in the car. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I think. [SPEAKER_03]: Because then you know, uh, just stay away from them if they start working up to you.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think it might have been someone who makes a, like, made quite a bit of money. [SPEAKER_02]: And so they maybe didn't care. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I don't really know. [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't that nice of a car. [SPEAKER_02]: But it was, you know, I mentioned like, uh, like a Honda Civic that had, that was like five or six years old. [SPEAKER_02]: Right? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's not like a shit car. [SPEAKER_02]: It's totally clean.

[SPEAKER_02]: And this was the ugliest blend mesh on it that I made. [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I was trying to get in the air conditioning 60 seconds faster every time I go back and forth carrying crap. [SPEAKER_02]: That felt really bad though, and I still think about that fear of like, oh god, I'm going to get in trouble and like what's going to happen. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I would have owned up to that right away.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, like am I going to have to pay for like, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Like do I have to pay for that? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't have any money. [SPEAKER_03]: Like what happens? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever happens would be worth like to me. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, it would it would look worse. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a hit and run dude. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's always going to be worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Not you're right. [SPEAKER_03]: You're right. [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I got away with that. [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, but good job. [SPEAKER_01]: I think I think the problem like what we'll say. [SPEAKER_01]: Because I think about it back then. [SPEAKER_01]: Like what I did scrubs like that.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's. [SPEAKER_01]: I felt like one big relief was just growing up and getting a job because then it's like when you have at least some savings it hurts. [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see like a couple thousand bucks saved and then you do something that causes like you know the hood's a lot of damage. [SPEAKER_01]: But let's see you do like a thousand bucks worth of damage. [SPEAKER_01]: You're like it sucks.

[SPEAKER_01]: But like at least if I pay it the rage against me can like kind of dissipate. [SPEAKER_01]: But like when you when you admit to it and [SPEAKER_01]: It's like then what's the resolution they're just mad. [SPEAKER_01]: And now they feel it. [SPEAKER_01]: But they feel like you're not solving it at all. [SPEAKER_01]: Whereas when I did feel like this relief when you go, you get stuck in that corner and you go, don't worry dude, I'll pay for it. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll fix it.

[SPEAKER_01]: And then suddenly the situation gets way better. [SPEAKER_01]: But you have no tools to solve that situation.

[SPEAKER_02]: When if you're just like, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[SPEAKER_02]: Right, but like when you're a kid, you're still used to that like personal responsibility that it's if you do something it's your fault without necessarily realizing that it's actually kind of the company's responsibility. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and in the same way like to be like, you know, I was equal across the playing field when I smashed my toe with that steel beam and like crushed my toe in six places. [SPEAKER_02]: I also just went home and didn't say anything.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you just sort of internalize all the things whether it's like someone else's problem or your problem. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's not like, you know, I crushed my toe, pay me money. [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, I crushed my toe and I run away. [SPEAKER_02]: I smashed someone's cock and I don't know what I think that I'm not saying that that's the right thing to do.

[SPEAKER_02]: But when you're like a kid and you don't have any money, you feel like you're going to get, you know, because school kind of prepares you for like worst case scenario with punishment, right? [SPEAKER_02]: But in the real world, you know, like you're talking fixing this hood, probably how much would fixing a hood cost. [SPEAKER_02]: You can't really get the dent out. [SPEAKER_02]: You just have to get a new hood from a new junkyard or a bondo. [SPEAKER_02]: And then you paint it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So it's like you're probably talking like $2,000, like it would not be cheap. [SPEAKER_03]: Probably not not to that much. [SPEAKER_03]: A hood end of paint it in the labor. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I would not be surprised back then 800, 700 to paint or to like the boat. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah to fix it. [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe back then. [SPEAKER_02]: I made me the cheapest of like Bondo and painting for like a couple hundred bucks.

[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe like a thousand. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: But like I don't know and that's like a crap ton of money to me. [SPEAKER_02]: Like that is a lot of money. [SPEAKER_03]: I would just leave the debt. [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_02]: They probably did. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's my guess. [SPEAKER_02]: But I was just truly like afraid.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And maybe that's the problem with like how kids are raised is like if you do something bad, you're working on like fucking destroy your life is kind of maybe the implication I grew up with so that you're just always. [SPEAKER_02]: unwilling to. [SPEAKER_03]: No, I think meet me too. [SPEAKER_02]: Same thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but they would always find out if I hit something That would be worse. [SPEAKER_03]: I think it would be worse.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think that I always for my parents Yeah, like maybe strategically there's something in my brain where you like you like Know there's a chance that you don't get in trouble like if the situation is primed in a way We're like there's no immediate witness. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah cameras like not really pointing at you.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like far away [SPEAKER_02]: Like is this person are they actually going to go and like get the security camera footage to figure this out like I think it's I think it's I think it's just something that now that you're saying it I realized like I thought it was before

[SPEAKER_01]: the feeling you have when you get in trouble as a kid is different than when you get in trouble as an adult because as like a kid you have no tools to solve it you're just like yeah no lawyer kind of like well exactly so in general it's like as a kid when you get in trouble it's you just kind of cowering fear and accept everything and you're just like these are my repercussions

[SPEAKER_01]: as a kid you tend to car you're like oh my god i'm just cut yeah as an adult you tend to car you might even go guess what i'm not paying it i'm gonna hire my lawyer we're gonna fight you in for it and it's like we're just giving you an influence you're like the influence will pay like i'm just saying like people to be crazy but like you develop all these tools to like navigate the situation to like you

[SPEAKER_01]: You feel like you actually have some control where it's like you being let's say a teenager you do that you're like oh people are just going to yell at me I'm going to feel terrible I'm going to have no solution and it's just going to be a horrible day and week of my life and I'm just going to feel miserable so I'd rather not experience any of that. [SPEAKER_02]: I think my fear was like I would lose the job or something. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah like yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: You know because I also worked in the machine shop. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I totally get you not [SPEAKER_02]: Like if I, yeah, yeah, I also like I definitely was doing stuff that I don't want to say I shouldn't have been doing, but like was definitely out of the wheelhouse of like a typical teenager, because I worked in the machine shop and like under like a family friend, like was their lead machinist. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like kind of got thrown.

[SPEAKER_02]: And it's like kind of like I would kind of be like I would be expected to sort of do things and I learned a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: I think [SPEAKER_02]: Because it's like, it is an environment where there's not really always a right answer when you're, you know, you know, move things or you're cutting machining fabricating like you're doing anything like that, like it is you have to like, develop these skills, oh yeah.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so even just like moving material is like actually like a skill you have to learn if it's too heavy to pick up right and there's like other ways of doing it. [SPEAKER_02]: And so I think, like, for me, I felt like, oh, God, like, I'm going to get in trouble with my sort of my two people in the machine shop that are responsible for me, which maybe wouldn't go as well as a more with what would be like a more professional manager.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but I feel like maybe they're also expecting a little bit more of you. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I didn't know what I think now. [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't really know. [SPEAKER_02]: If I knew that I could own up to it and like not get in a lot of trouble. [SPEAKER_02]: Like if a new of the consequences would be or if it was like a not a big deal. [SPEAKER_02]: Like I was I was truly. [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking mortified that I had like, oh, I bad.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to bet really bad because you didn't want to say anything right like my punishment was the fear Yeah, oh my god. [SPEAKER_02]: I should not have like taken that shortcut. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dumbass. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dumbass. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dumbass. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a dumbass. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like it wasn't like I got away with it It was gonna do it again.

[SPEAKER_02]: I just genuinely didn't know how much trouble I would get in [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, and I get it because there's definitely situations where I know that there's like, oh, a chance that I could get out of it, or like I have an alibi somehow, but yeah, if there's a security camera there, I would have just been like watched. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but here's what I think and must have ended up happening with you either the guy didn't care, right, that means he didn't care.

[SPEAKER_03]: He's not going to check the security cameras. [SPEAKER_03]: No, if he didn't care, he wouldn't even check the cameras. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: If he cared he would check the cameras and then he would have said something, or I think he didn't notice it right away. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that was too late. [SPEAKER_03]: And it was too late and then he came out like one morning and he's like, what the hell happened to my car? [SPEAKER_03]: Must have been a trash truck.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to be honest. [SPEAKER_02]: I think that even in the parking spot, the way the dent was, you'd be like, how? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how could this happen? [SPEAKER_02]: Like imagine you park your car in the garage overnight and then in the morning you look and you see a dent there and there's nothing on the hood, there's nothing on the ground you're like, what the fuck is somebody come over and look back? [SPEAKER_02]: Like you throw the camera like, when did this happen?

[SPEAKER_02]: Like in what world they imagined it was based like a furniture dolly, but sideways, like the backing of its sideways instead of over.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And then this is like a long metal pipe sticking out of it that like leaned in like smashing, [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, and I like for like another thing I had to do just for the perspective is like it also as a teenager like 16 17 I think I must have been They were doing something with like 60 projectors like 60 video projectors that were getting like a malagomated to one super projector. [SPEAKER_02]: And so like there was a big one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was like a very expensive like a like a $60,000 project. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and wow They like I like they're okay move this to the other building and so like it's just like no That's not like a freshly poured like Walmart parking lot. [SPEAKER_02]: This is like an old shitty You know the building is like in on grand central like in this old yeah like Disney building [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's like the concrete and asphalt has become gravel. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, exactly.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's like you got a bit of that. [SPEAKER_02]: And then you also patches, which makes it worse, because now you have these horrible transitions. [SPEAKER_02]: And then you have these concrete asphalt transitions were like the drains. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And even better is you have the freaking rolling fence gates, which are always open, but have the metal threshold. [SPEAKER_02]: like triangle metal threshold.

[SPEAKER_02]: And so like rolling shit across this parking lot was like so precarious. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't remember what I ended up doing. [SPEAKER_02]: I think I just sort of like almost carried the probably need such a racket to every time you like you. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm like pushing this thing and I'm like, this is more money than I'll I would make in like years of working here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Or I don't even know more at that point because I'm only working like a part time. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like just so delicately like [SPEAKER_02]: Moving it across the parking lot to try to get it to the other building. [SPEAKER_02]: It's so, you know, they would give me stuff like that to do with obviously like, you know, not the greatest tools to do it. [SPEAKER_02]: So I can't really fully blame myself. [SPEAKER_03]: Dude, I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: If I had like a shop intern for the summer that was some high school kid, I would tell him to move the $70,000 projector. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I would plug it in in the new building and it wouldn't work. [SPEAKER_03]: You're an asshole. [SPEAKER_02]: I would be like a big crack on the lens. [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck you! [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I would do now if I was doing any of this? [SPEAKER_02]: If I was moving material because I think it was either pipe or metal.

[SPEAKER_02]: I can't remember what it was.

[SPEAKER_02]: I would just use the tractor yeah or then I would use a tailor done or something yeah and eventually like I got to use the forklift I got my forklift certification but like you know like really honest to God like you're asking me to do the shittiest job and you're not giving me the right tools to do it and it's hottest buck outside of course I'm going to do some stupid kid thing and like breaks up shit like I'm sorry [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, regrets.

[SPEAKER_02]: If you've got any horrible work stories, or I guess, yeah, the worst thing you've ever done at a job, let us know. [SPEAKER_02]: Let us, I feel like I would feel better if you've done stupid shit too, because someone's definitely done something bad. [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like this is a, yeah, somebody's a drug and a $60,000 project for somebody. [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_01]: people can confess to the comments, the things that they've considered.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, get it off your chest like, like, will, yeah, thought they were going to take to the grave. [SPEAKER_01]: What do you share it and not? [SPEAKER_02]: What do you say in the confession booth when they ask for give me father for absent? [SPEAKER_02]: Forgive me for five. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: Give me corporate for I have X. I have costume on me. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and we'll let you know who's going to hell, who is going to get fired and who's absolved.

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